Tag: Andrew Walsh

Andrew: Blowing a raspberry

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Andrew: “If I’m hearing this kind of music… I better be able to buy peanuts”

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Andrew: “It just says… ‘Man fails at making point’. You’re like, ‘Oh, good. Put that in the Walsh folder'”

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Andrew: “It was just, you know, the nastiest and most satisfying thing in the world”

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Andrew: “It was… sick… It was mesmerizing… and… it was somebody else’s gunk”

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Andrew: “Kinda can’t keep my mouth shut”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: “My kitchen sink… took a poop into a bucket and I was there to watch it”

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Andrew: “Nobody pull that”

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Andrew: “Oh, that’s their religion!”

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Andrew: “Oh, wear a mask? Up yours, asshole!”

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Andrew: “Oh! You know I’m for that!”

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Andrew: “Ohh!! Oh my gosh! That really changes how I think about that song”

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Andrew: Quiet “No”

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Andrew: Singing “And faith… will lead… me home”

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Andrew: “That’s not religion! That’s being an asshole!”

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Andrew: “Trust me. That thing’s staying on the road”

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Andrew: “Who let the Willows out?”

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Andrew: “You can buy hot dogs here, my boy”

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Andrew and Luke: “I feel like I’m having trouble with my words today… even more than usual, everybody. But… You having a flat tire? No”

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Luke: “Big… purple balls!”

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Luke: “Every man-a get a flat tire!”

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Luke: “Flying spaghetti space ghost”

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Luke: Getting mentioned for pulling the Walshelm scream sound

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Luke: “Have you ever been in the… ‘Foot-High Club’?”

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Luke: “I miss everywhere I used to be”

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Luke: “I promise you, it is neither fast nor furious”

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Luke: “Lewis”

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Luke: “Outta here with that shit too!”

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Luke: Singing “What is love? Baby don’t hurt me… Don’t hurt me… no more”

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Luke: “That’s what all these assholes are doing”

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Luke: “What is love? Baby don’t hurt me… Don’t hurt me no more”

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Luke and Andrew: “Back to Nicki Minaj. Oh, yeah!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Happy Blursday, Kim! Nice. And, from me, (Yeah) chopped liver”

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Luke and Andrew: “I need you to read it… in a Nicki Minaj voice… So that’s how the show ends”

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Andrew: “Blah-blah-blah to blah-blah-blah”

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Andrew: “Having said that, I’m glad to have a job. I like working for American Public Media. People have to do harder stuff than this”

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Andrew: “I always try to be a very good boy”

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Andrew: “I need to try a damn pumpkin spice!”

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Andrew: “I never like doing it”

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Andrew: “I never like doing it; but, I think I always try to be a very good boy”

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Andrew: “I’ll take care of that in a second… Not in a violent way”

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Andrew: “I’m front-lashing all the time!”

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Andrew: “Walking around with the grumpy face”

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Andrew: “Who’s got… 4 finger–8 fingers, 2 thumbs and… just completed their… goals for the year in the APM THRIVE system?”

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Andrew: “You turned it down and I did it”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew the front-lasher

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Luke: “S.G.E. Strong grampa energy”

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Luke: “What up, D? Hey, hit me up in Portland. We’ll go to the Doug Fir”

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Luke and Andrew: “That’s good. You Burbank’d it… I Burbank’d it”

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During the e-mail segment of the show, Barbara (aka “San Jose Barbie”) asked if Luke and Andrew could find and play a song that a listener recorded and sent in, during the Chateau Ste. Michelle years of the show, called “Don’t Kill No Salmon”. They did find the song and played it, though it was not in the clear. At some point, I was able to get a clean pull or copy of the song and posted it on to Marsupial Gurgle.

Alec Ogston: “Don’t Kill No Salmon”

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Andrew: “And, if you can’t take that kind of pressure, you’re not gonna make it in the National Football League!”

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Andrew: “Did my laugh just sound as bad to you as it felt to me?”

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Andrew: “Hey, are you the podcast guy?”

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Andrew: “I don’t know how to do anything”

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Andrew: “I don’t know how to do anything. I’m not joking!”

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Andrew: “I think something died… in my, in my throat last night! I apologize. Oh my God!”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna say something a little blue here, okay?”

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Andrew: “It didn’t even occur to me that that’s a real person!”

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Andrew: “Lewis!”

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Andrew: “Like, you’ve infected me with that!”

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Andrew: “Now, I’m confused. I’m just gonna air out my confusion and hope that it makes for a dollop of content”

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Andrew: Singing Game of Cats

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Andrew: “So, that salsa has nothing to do with Dracula”

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Andrew: “Take that, APM! Oh, no!”

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Luke: “Hoisted by two Hunter Renfrows?”

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Luke: “Lewis!”

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Luke: “Lewis!” #2

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Luke: “St. Louis!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Charles! Charles!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Cuz, I… currently hate him! (Oh my God. Yes!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “We keep working with these professionals, like you and Phyllis, who actually (Yeah) respect their new employers; and, I don’t like it one bit”

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Andrew: “Andrew with a broken heart!”

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Andrew: Cute laugh

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Andrew: “Divide and Concur”

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Andrew: Drawn out “Luke!”

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Andrew: Heavy sigh

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Andrew: “I apologize for wasting TBTL listeners’ time”

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Andrew: “I apologize for wasting TBTL listeners’ time… with that anecdote and not having any tape to play here”

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Andrew: “I have a wedding in two weeks; on a Sunday!”

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Andrew: “I was really excited to just have garbage food for… for the football day”

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Andrew: “I’d even cover the extra 2… outta my end”

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Andrew: “I’m still stinging from my fall earlier in the show”

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Andrew: “Seahawks with a win!”

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Andrew: “What can I buy with a broken, goddamn heart?”

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Andrew: “When I was in Virginia, I learned that”

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Andrew: “You make black snow for the people down below”

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Andrew and Luke: “Goddamnit. (Oh) I’m gonna stop joking… I’m gonna stop joking for the rest of the show. In fact, I might stop talking. I don’t know… where that leaves you”

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Luke: “Get the nose up on this negativity plane”

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Luke: “How do I look? How do I look? How do I look?”

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Luke: “Lord willing and the COVID don’t rise”

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Luke: “Love… love is drippy”

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Luke: “Uppercase V… very. Uppercase I, important. Uppercase P, person”

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Luke: “What can I purchase that will solve this problem?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Luke Burbank… PRPD web meeting software… Collision course! Luke! Andrew with a broken heart! Seahawks with a win! Football’s back!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Socio!? That’s not good… Socio!?!”

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Andrew: “Continue to fast-forward. We’re still talking about Wait Wait… Don’t Tell Me! What are you doing!? Fast-forward!”

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Andrew: “Don’t, don’t piss on my head and tell me it’s raining”

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Andrew: “Hey! Take nicer photos”

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Andrew: “I don’t have a landing for this”

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Andrew: “I don’t really give a shit”

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Andrew: “I don’t want my voice on tape saying this crude thing that will come back to haunt me”

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Andrew: “I feel ya!”

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Andrew: “I look a-wreck”

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Andrew: “I’m not saying this in a finger-waggy way”

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Andrew: “I, I just feel like I’m… ranting like a lunatic here”

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Andrew: “It’s Candi… It’s always been Candi”

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Andrew: “Keep fast-forwarding, listener; but, you’re missing some good shit”

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Andrew: “Keep going, dear listener”

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Andrew: “Like, I heard that somewhere”

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Andrew: “My employees say I’m crazy I’m giving away these glasses at such low prices; but, this is me… Crazy Zuck!”

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Andrew: “Small window, small windows. Get in there. Small window”

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Andrew: “They don’t give a shit about you”

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Andrew: “This is a weird… maybe, even an annoying thing to say”

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Andrew: “Tick-tock, tick-tock”

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Andrew: “We can put all the Cahndi [ph] talk out of our heads”

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Andrew: “Well, there’s a lot to bite off there”

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Andrew: “You need to keep going, listener”

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Andrew and Luke: “For me, a burrito is a performance dehancing drug. You know what I mean? I mean… (Yeah) I feel so bloated! I love ’em, though”

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Andrew and Luke: “I was both (Gotcha) confused… and relieved; and, then, confused again; and, then, relieved again… And, now, I think I’m… I’m gonna stay relieved, I think”

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Andrew and Luke: “This is Friday’s TBTL. You rolling a backup, Luke? I am. Mmmkay, good. I hate to say it, I was rolling a backup. Here we go. Standby. Okay”

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Luke: “Because, there is so much shit going on!”

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Luke: “I eat burritos… all day and I’m slow as shit!”

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Luke: “I hate to say it, I was rolling a backup”

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Luke: Making air horn sounds

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Luke: “Old mother Sagal… went to her cupboard… and looked in the tip… the… hint jar and it was, in fact, empty”

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Luke: Saying “Croissant” in a funny manner

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Luke: Saying “We did it again! We da best!” and making air horn sounds

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Luke: Singing “The sounds of sirens”

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