Tag: Andrew Walsh

Andrew: “#DelicaWatch2021”

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Andrew: “Come down here to the bowels of our operation to pick it up”

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Andrew: “Don’t scrape Luke’s car!”

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Andrew: “Get it out of the damn way!”

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Andrew: “I also did the sriracha thing last night, by the way”

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Andrew: “I am so… car blind!”

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Andrew: “I don’t know what this package is”

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Andrew: “I got 14 bugs up my bottom”

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Andrew: “I got a bug up my ass”

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Andrew: “I got a, I got a bug up my ass about your apartment… management”

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Andrew: “I just wanna see the shit that is happening, like, right now!”

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Andrew: “I’m also so sick of, of Christopher Nolan at this point”

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Andrew: “More of a groof when you manage the delif-ery”

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Andrew: “My brain is definitely trying to sort something out”

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Andrew: “Oh, God, yes! God! There’s so much I need to talk to you about”

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Andrew: “Okay. I’m imagining it… Go on!”

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Andrew: “That was the worst!”

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Andrew: “That’s exactly my thought process on that”

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Andrew: “There’s so much I need to talk to you about”

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Andrew: “We’re gonna need a bigger Dazzling Donor!”

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Andrew: “Weird”

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Andrew: “What am I driving!?”

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Andrew: “What?”

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Andrew: “Wow! This is probably the last time I’ll be in this show”

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Andrew and Luke: “God love the dream dictionary people… but, (Mmm-hmm) none of them know how to write”

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Andrew and Luke: “I got 14 bugs up my bottom… About here… In the clear… Linh, you know what to do”

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Luke: “E.T. flown home”

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Luke: “Flown home”

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Luke: “I can tell you this!”

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Luke: “I got 14 bugs up my bottom”

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Luke: “I’m one of the people that needs to use a little more electricity please!”

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Luke: “My driving right now is literally… a major disaster”

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Luke: “My dur-dur!!!”

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Luke: Saying “Uh, sir. We ran out of bread”

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Luke: “We’re never wrong about things”

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Luke: “Well, of course… you being the way you are wired”

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Luke: “You just said 14 bugs up your butt!”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew denies saying anything about a bug crawling up his butt and Luke thinks that Andrew will edit that out just to mess with Luke

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Luke and Andrew: “I never share my emotions publicly. There’s no venue for me (Mmm-hmm) to talk about my emotions”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m efforting to be (Yes) more luciding”

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Andrew: “A real Peter Sagal over here”

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Andrew: “And, you don’t believe in a God”

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Andrew: “God, it’s nice here! I might move in”

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Andrew: “Hey, one of the hosts is here!”

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Andrew: “How to be a pod man?”

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Andrew: “I don’t care what you do”

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Andrew: “I don’t know, man. I’m just Catholic, right? I grew up Catholic”

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Andrew: “In real life, I don’t want that!”

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Andrew: “No! No, I would not like to be a speaker in this room!”

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Andrew: “See ya tomorrow, Bub!”

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Andrew: “This might come off as sounding weird”

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Andrew: “Unicorn… mind… exploding”

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Andrew and Luke: “Sorry, Ezra. No, it wasn’t Ezra… But… Ezra did make sure to get… (Is it someone who’s better than Ezra?) him and his brother’s art back”

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Andrew and Luke: “They’re at .500, (Yeah) baby!”

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Luke: “Ay, over here! Where’s the gabagool?”

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Luke: “Couch”

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Luke: “This is a very self-centered dude”

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Andrew: “Don’t drive like my tow truck driver”

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Andrew: “Frankly, I don’t enjoy being nice”

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Andrew: “I had just filled it with gas”

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Andrew: “I love juice!”

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Andrew: “I’m not just saying that to be nice; cuz, frankly, I don’t enjoy being nice”

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Andrew: “Oh, darn! It’s gonna be a warm trip with no air conditioning”

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Andrew: “Oh, darn!”

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Andrew: “Oh, it’s gonna be a hot ride”

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Andrew: Saying “But, I stubbed my finger” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Singing “Bird, bird, bird, bird is the word!” in a mocking manner

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Andrew: “Ten seconds of us seeing this juice pouring out from the thing”

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Andrew: “Was it getting hot underneath your bottom?”

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Listener ???: Singing “Splooch… the Diarrhea Turtle, lives in Australia”

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Luke: “How many Splooch Coins do we need to get the… Mitsubishi fixed?”

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Luke: “I got a dude butthole!”

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Luke: “If you could just help us splooge over the line”

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Luke: “Splooch!!!”

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Luke: “THTL: Too Hot to Live”

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Luke: “Welcome everyone… to a Friday edition of TBTL… The show… that was almost… Too Beautiful to Live (Hey, wha’ happened?)”

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Luke and Andrew: “I, I love you Andrew; and, we would not be able to do this show… I hate, (without you) I hate it when you start sentences like this. This is never good”

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Mary Holden: “Annie, you’re a fine girl, what a good wife you would be… Unless you are hungry or have to pee”

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Mary Holden: “What about a minty flavor in that region of the body?”

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Andrew: “Also, I think I’m probably dying”

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Andrew: “Drops of Sploochiter”

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Andrew: “Everything seems… to… be work…ing. Why does that make us so nervous?”

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Andrew: “Hey, fitness app. I’m going on a walk; so, track me”

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Andrew: “I almost just had a heart attack right now”

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Andrew: “I have a new symptom that keeps popping up in my life… it’s thin fingernails”

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Andrew: “I have regrets about literally everything”

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Andrew: “I like my cased meats in buckets”

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Andrew: “I love that thing”

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Andrew: “I stick my fingertips in the gyro before I eat it”

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Andrew: “I thought this… was interesting. I dunno if it is now that… it’s coming out of my mouth”

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Andrew: “I, I have turned. This e-mail, last night, as turned me”

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Andrew: “Matt is good dog dads. Matt is good dog dads!”

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Andrew: “No, I’m just brain dead”

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Andrew: “Now, you have to make Luke be nice to me”

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Andrew: “Sabatage [ph] the system”

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Andrew: “Was that too public radio… pitchy?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Although, of the things to pee on you, I’d probably choose an insect… Right; but, how about I choose nothing peeing on me? That’s, if that’s an option, I’ll take that too”

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Andrew and Luke: Blue Spruce, Spruce Goose and Splooch Grooch

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Andrew and Luke: “I stick my fingertips in the gyro before I eat it and massage it with all the tzatziki sauce. That’s what, that’s what doctors recommend. That’s right”

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Andrew and Luke: “Okay… golden showers aside, (Whoa!!) is part of you… I’m so sorry, Ezra”

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Andrew and Luke: “Something happened in that conversation that gave me a weird feeling, Luke. Do you know what it is? No”

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Andrew and Luke: “This song is called ‘Bone to the Bad’. Yep!”

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Andrew and Luke: “You’re a Dazzling Donor, you can (Yes) do whatever the heck you want. I was just teasing a little bit… Just a little tease there. (Please, please) Just a tiny, little tweak (please)”

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Luke: “One of the first things I stopped eating was rats”

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Luke: Singing “They like cute as hell”

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Luke: “Their pee falls on the ground… like a gentle rain shower”

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Luke and Andrew: “My question to you, Andrew… is… did that… offend you when I said that? And, if so… or, even if it didn’t, I’m sorry. Because, I am not trying to flex on you, bro… I’m sorry, I wasn’t listening. What was that? Wow. You… Honestly… (Where’s my promotion?)”

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Luke and Andrew: “TBTL isn’t so much… a geographic place, Andrew. It’s a state of mind. It’s a place in our hearts! That’s right; and, the (Yeah) hearts of the listeners”

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Andrew: “Catching the jazziness”

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Andrew: “Caveats galore”

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Andrew: “Hmmmmm!!”

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Andrew: “How is it that we have a piece of equipment… that only works when it’s turned off; and, when I turn it on… everything goes haywire? I don’t understand it… I accept it… and, I’m ready to move on”

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Andrew: “I was gonna say, you just saw the worst of me”

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Andrew: “I wish I had not brought it up”

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Andrew: “Listen, I will be the first one to say that I am confused by all of this; potentially, the most confused by all of this. And, I don’t know what I’m talking about”

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Andrew: Making a Marge Simpson-like growl

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Andrew: “No regerts”

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Andrew: Saying “Stop hollering at me” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “Shoulda gone to the bathroom”

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Andrew: “So, that is the Sound Machine that keeps on yelping at me”

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Andrew: “Splooch, indeed!”

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Andrew: “That’s Fortuna, bro!”

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Andrew: “The axis of no fun!”

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Andrew: “Without Larrimah, there’s no Splooch!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Well, those children have potty mouths and they taught me all of these (Yeah) words. They’ve grown up now”

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Andrew and Luke: “You’re obsessed with this lateness thing. You were saying, you were implying that it was my fault that we were off to a late start; because, I… prioritized the video in the wrong way. And, I’m just (God, it takes so little to… trigger you!) saying that maybe… Anyway”

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Luke: “I would eat your burned grilled cheese”

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Luke: “Isn’t it more fun not knowing?”

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Luke: “It was serious… elf time”

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Luke: “Lord willing and if the Delica makes it”

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Luke: Singing “You light the fire… I forget the rest of the words”

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Luke: “Take that, Iran!”

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Luke: “Way to dox me”

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Luke: “Well… co-bro Andy with the possibility of becoming co-host Andy”

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Luke: “What the fuck happened to our signs?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Get your mind out of the gutter… You people are filthy”

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Luke and Andrew: “I don’t wanna be mean… I’ll be mean… What do ya wanna, what do ya wanna mean about? I’ll be mean about it for ya”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s 7:15. I’m, best-case scenario, a half-hour… run from… our hotel… and, also… am clenching… (Mmm-hmm) my… bunghole the entire… run… back”

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Luke and Andrew: “My big plan was for us to bestow our signs on to some people… Right. Well, somebody bestowed themselves. Somebody be-stoled them!”

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Luke and Andrew: “We get it. You have to shit… We get it. You’ve been holding it in the whole show… Honestly, my only regret is bringing that up!”

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