Tag: Andrew Walsh

Andrew: “And, I even cut this part out!”

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Andrew: Doing a softer version of the Walshelm scream

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Andrew: “Drops of Duritz?”

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Andrew: “Every time I get strident, I’m wrong about something”

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Andrew: “Every time I’m strident about something, I’m wrong”

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Andrew: “Goddamnit, Luke. We’re building community”

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Andrew: “I could also just do it”

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Andrew: “I dunno if you’ve noticed, I’ve kinda given up on some capitalization”

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Andrew: “I’m not trying to be, like, a bummer myself”

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Andrew: “It was branded… as ‘Cucking with Sean'”

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Andrew: “It’s Choad Friday”

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Andrew: “So, you’re a young, old adult”

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Andrew: “They saw you as a cuck”

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Andrew: “This is gonna sound real ass-kissy”

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Andrew: “Wait. Can’t he be right and also a bummer?”

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Andrew: “Well, I’m just confused, Ron!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Are you done with your story there? No, I’m not even started. Okay!”

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Andrew and Luke: “J.G. Wentworth… (It’s your money and you want it now) 867-CASH-NOW!”

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Luke: “A, S… D, F… J, K… L… semi-colon?”

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Luke: “And you don’t believe in a therapist”

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Luke: “Either do the scream or don’t do the scream”

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Luke: “I can’t believe people listen to this show”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Oh, shit”

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Luke: Poorly imitating the Walshelm scream

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Luke: Saying “Yeah!” as Adam Duritz

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Luke: Saying “Yeah!” as Adam Duritz #2

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Luke: “That shit is deep, bro”

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Luke: “That’s a bit of a mind-choad for me”

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Luke: “This is not what this show is about… This show is not about airing our business”

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Luke: “What is a quarter of the… a quarter of the butt-end of a block?”

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Luke and Andrew: Getting mentioned about getting some tape of Dave Niehaus from 1987

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Luke and Andrew: “I’ve got the old man’s car. (Right) I’ve got a jazz guitar… (Right) I’m going down to Zanzibar”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s choad o’clock somewhere! Shut up! Stop saying… (Can that be…) No! It can’t (Why not?) be!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Maestro! Wait… That’s you… Oh, that’s me (You… you scared me)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Maestro! You scared me!”

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Andrew: “And, also, I love it!”

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Andrew: Andrew misfired the wrong donor music twice

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Andrew: “Do it, you weirdos”

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Andrew: “GameStop: The game stops here”

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Andrew: “God knows what was about to fall out of my mouth, as I try to do some… spoof on the Flavor Saver”

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Andrew: “Hygge!!”

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Andrew: “I love this!”

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Andrew: “I love you so much!”

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Andrew: “I wanna… make this nice conversation about baseball memories weird”

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Andrew: “I’m sorry… I had to let the cat out of the room”

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Andrew: “Man shall not lay down with beard”

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Andrew: “Oh! Side whiskers”

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Andrew and Luke: Crembucks, Blursbucks or Cremcoin

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Luke: “Beep-beep, ribby-ribby”

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Luke: “Dag’s… beefy boy?”

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Luke: Growling like Chewbacca

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Luke: Growling like Chewbacca #2

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Luke: “I feel this podcast–Coffee! You never open your mouth until you know the shot! Hygge! (Hygge)”

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Luke: “I said, east meet west… we’ll build the Golden bridge… Hygge!”

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Luke: “I’m like a… I’m like an LA 3, but a TBTL 10”

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Luke: “My brain is… small and these ideas… are big”

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Luke: “Now, I’m gonna just go into, like, my own analogy; which, is a terrible idea”

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Luke: “Trading cards are… are hot, baby!”

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Luke: “Well, anyway. Those were the Blursdays and I’ve peed my pants”

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Luke and Andrew: “Can we say nuts? I can”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m shorting GameStop; but, I’m longing GameStart. Yes”

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Andrew: “And, we got the beep-beep, Luke”

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Andrew: “But, I gotta be me! Gotta be raw!”

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Andrew: “Gotta figure out how to get Genevieve out of the house today… Ironically, she’s out of the house right now”

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Andrew: “I am an actor, Luke”

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Andrew: “I don’t know if I beeped it; and, then, I try to beep it”

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Andrew: “I, also, just need to be a big boy about it”

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Andrew: “I’d like to think that they are still sober and still virgins”

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Andrew: “I’m awkward all the time!”

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Andrew: “Oh, man. I had a bananas time trying to get a coffee this morning!”

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Andrew: “Really!?”

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Andrew: “There’s the passion. What happened to that Andrew?”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’d like to think that they are still sober and still virgins… And, we ended it… like we started it… awkwardly”

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Luke: “Can I pay you… Tuesday for a hamburger today?”

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Luke: “Hey, you!”

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Luke: “I was chuffed!”

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Luke: “Please… J-Dawg was my father… Call me ‘J-Dawg Junior'”

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Luke: Saying “Oh, yeah… your cousin Kell, she’s a real good lawyer… Oh, yeah. Youz going down to shore?” in a Yinzer accent

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Luke: Saying “Zagat’s” in a funny manner

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Luke: “Sometimes God sends you the amount of guacamole you need, not the amount of guacamole you think you want”

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Luke: “The future is now!”

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Luke: “What do I do?”

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Luke: “You don’t think the Illuminati are involved in this shit!?”

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Luke and Andrew: Things get a bit gross when Luke said the next TBTL-a-Thon thing would be finger-related

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Andrew: “But, if I were the Devil… and you died and went to Hell, Luke, and I was in charge… my… I would punish you by making you… eat… just never-ending barbecue ribs inside of a porta potty”

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Andrew: “Damn… Fauci broke my finger”

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Andrew: “How do you say goodbye to a Splooch?”

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Andrew: “I don’t wanna live forever”

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Andrew: “I know people”

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Andrew: “I love people watching”

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Andrew: “I’m talking slowly cuz I feel like I should not say this”

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Andrew: “If I were the Devil; which… I would like to state… very clearly… for everyone, including Dani in New Hampshire, I am not… the Devil”

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Andrew: “It’s Twomey Tuesdays here on TBTL!”

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Andrew: “It’s ironic that you played or… Nope-nope-nope! It’s apt… that you played that bit of tape; because, that was… me talking about things I’d seen on the Slack channel a couple of mornings ago”

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Andrew: “Jesus Christ!”

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Andrew: “Oh, God, yes!”

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Andrew: “Oh, shit! Oops!”

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Andrew: “Shoot. I’m so sorry… Oh my God”

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Andrew: “Somebody blew the bloody doors off!”

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Andrew: “The rules, basically, are parallel to the waking world”

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Andrew: “There’s a moment where we’re gonna have to, probably, say goodbye to either Splooch or the Blue Angels”

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Andrew: “There’s a story that I can’t tell you; so, I’ll bring it up anyway”

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Andrew: “We’re really doing this now”

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Andrew: “Well, that’s kind of a sticky wicket when you deal with weirdos like me”

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Andrew: Wheezing

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Luke: “420, dude”

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Luke: “Bladder busters at… C.I. Shenanigans!”

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Luke: “Come back with my show!”

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Luke: “Coming up… on a Twomey!”

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Luke: “I… very nearly peed my pants about 4 times yesterday”

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Luke: “Like, I think I’ve just gone fully… feral at this point”

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Luke: “Now, you have a friend in the platinum business”

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Luke: “Randy!! No!”

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Luke: Saying “Something is arriving… Something is arriving” as Borat

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Luke: “What is it with me and… urine!?”

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Luke: “What is it with me and… urine… on the show!?”

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Luke and Andrew: “I absolutely, 100%… did not… stick to my plan… (Yeah) of just being happy with… how my life was”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m, I’ve moved on from that. I’m all about peeing my pants and not cat-rolling you, Andrew. Okay. Cool”

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Andrew: “And, you don’t believe in a God, Luke… You don’t believe in a God”

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Andrew: “Geez. Why? Why? Why? Why would I even… begin to say this?”

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Andrew: “I’m in this hazy state; but, I still think I’m Mr. Radio Hero, right?”

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Andrew: “I’m somebody who likes to… snort nostalgia”

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Andrew: “No offense… to Mama Burbank”

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Andrew: “Oh my God. There’s something going on at the station”

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Andrew: “Surprise! You’re gonna deal with this now”

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Andrew: “Too Walshy To Live”

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Andrew: “What is the backstory on this one?”

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Andrew and Luke: Getting mentioned re: Andrew’s remembering of the Clippy moment on Wait Wait

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m somebody who likes to… snort nostalgia… like… (Hmm) nobody’s business”

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Luke: “My pee is very… very clear”

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Luke: Saying “I’m lifting it right now with my left arm; and, it’s so heavy!” while straining to lift up a heavy water bottle

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Luke: “Squid hole 1 and squid hole 2”

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Luke: “Wow. That’s why I’m peeing so much”

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Luke: “You don’t buy the water, you only rent it, man”

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Luke: “You take a little Andrew, you take a little Luke, you mix it all together. And, what you do got? The Facts of Life… The Facts of Life!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Don’t talk about my mom’s body. You brought it up!”

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Andrew: “Anish Kapoor!?”

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Andrew: “I’m seeing some bad news, some medium news, and some… fun… news”

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Andrew: “Like, I’ve just been… gorging on it”

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Andrew: “My apologies for the grumble”

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Andrew: Singing the tune to Eminem’s “My Name Is”

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Andrew: “We gave the listeners a taste of the… of the long shows last week, Luke”

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Andrew: “Well, I… what I think is, I owe you an apology”

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Andrew and Luke: Luke got super excited when Andrew said Anish Kapoor’s name

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Andrew and Luke: “What’s he teaching now? Wow! Probably something from the fucking Daily!”

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Luke: “A loaf of bread… a container of milk, and a stick of butter… A loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter”

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Luke: “Hey, Roman. You know what? My bank account is 99% invisible. Could we work on that?”

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Luke: “I bought every lotto ticket and I didn’t win somehow”

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Luke: “I can remember, literally, picturing Indiana Jones in my head when I heard… ‘erotic adventure'”

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Luke: “I don’t wanna… take it to a… weirder place than it’s already been”

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Luke: “Pro bonehead?”

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Luke: Saying “I’d like to give a… a special, congratulatory shout-out to my folks… Susan and Dan” with a lisp

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Luke: Saying “You might be… a 4 year old” as Jeff Foxworthy

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Luke: Singing “He’s wearing tonight pants… a finger splint”

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Luke: “Spongebob popsicles and… erotic adventures are very different things”

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Luke: “We’ve been described as, ‘Not disliked’!”

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Luke and Andrew: “This is a TBTL home… In this house, we believe Blursdays are for Blursday”

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