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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2576

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Andrew: “Bean, bean, bean, bean”

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Andrew: “By the way, don’t think #QuipLifestyle is a thing… but, still… I’m living it”

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Andrew: “Cuz, I know this is gonna get hard and I know that I’m gonna embarrass myself… with something really easy”

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Andrew: Drawn out “Ahhh”

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Andrew: “Here’s how I see Valentine’s Day, Sweetie”

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Andrew: “I dunno man… Suddenly, this Doogie theme just pales in comparison to the bean song”

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Andrew: “I said Dream Talk was over”

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Andrew: “I should’ve just, I should’ve just, like, flopped on the first one”

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Andrew: “I want to be legitimately… shocked, awed, delighted and surprised”

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Andrew: “I wish I could turn back time”

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Andrew: “I’m a real Gen Xer”

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Andrew: “I’m killing it in the boyfriend department”

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Andrew: “I’m Stanford Blade. More at Eleven”

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Andrew: “It was like my brain was a CD that was skipping… and I just kept hearing, ‘Male Palentine’s Day! Male Palentine’s Day!’… over and over and over again”

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Andrew: “It’s literally my favorite song right now”

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Andrew: “Let me tell you who I am. My name’s Andrew Walsh… this show’s called, ‘Too Beautiful to Live’… usually hosted by Luke Burbank. He’s not here today; which, is why I am going to tell you… about a dream I had last night”

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Andrew: Listing off exceptions with a lot of commas

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Andrew: “New York City!?”

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Andrew: “No poison ivy? Happy Valentine’s Day, Sweetie!!”

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Andrew: “Now… Bean, you’re not gonna tell on me, are you?”

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Andrew: “Oogh! If I get this wrong, I know a lot of our listeners are gonna be mad”

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Andrew: Saying “Spill the beans, Bean!” and playing the “Baked Bean Song”

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Andrew: “So far, I’m killing it”

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Andrew: “So, what you do think the very first thing I did was? Knowing how horrible this joke was… both in my dream and in reality, what do you think the very first thing I did was? I told it to my girlfriend… And, her reaction was exactly… what yours was, right there… Dead silence”

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Andrew: “Sometimes I feel like you are the only person who understands me”

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Andrew: “This is gonna sound so corny and old manny”

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Andrew: “Tongue-in-cheeking it”

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Andrew: “We are not the podcast that leads. We are the podcast that follows the guy who is sweeping up… after… the last followers out the door”

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Andrew: “What are people doing?”

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Andrew: “What’s on your mind?”

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Andrew and Bean Baxter: “No mountain to tall… and, good luck to all!”

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Andrew and Bean Baxter: “Well, not nothing. I mean, really nothing… is what we’re doing. I said, ‘not nothing’; but, I was gonna say, ‘not anything’ and I said, ‘not nothing’. Mmm-hmm”

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Bean Baxter: Disapproving “Andrew!”

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Bean Baxter: “I am the smartest guy in the world!”

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Bean Baxter: “Mardi Gras is not… for me”

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Bean Baxter: “Oh, they’re idiots, Andrew”

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Bean Baxter: “Po’ boy is po’ boy”

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Bean Baxter and Andrew: “Higher? (Higher) Higher? (Higher) Higher? Higher”

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Bean Baxter and Andrew: “We’re going deep into po’ boy… Oh, no, we’re going deep here… I mean, people’s ears are bleeding over this. I mean, it is the worst thing you can possibly do to the South”

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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2462

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Andrew: Having a good laugh

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Andrew: Having a good laugh #2

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Andrew: “Hold on… I’m gonna re-take that one more time. Three… two… one. When did you start drawing the tall ships?”

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Andrew: “I think that’s why it’s fun to talk about it on the podcast”

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Andrew: “I’m singing low. I’m singing high!”

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Andrew: “It’s slow. They tell me it’s not! They tell me it’s not slow. They come out here with their whiz-bang machines… and they tell me everything is fine. But… you know, it takes me four times longer to load a show these days.”

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Andrew: “Luke Burbank: The man who understands sports”

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Andrew: “Oh… yes!”

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Andrew: “One thing that’s driving me crazy, just while we’re on the topic of you being wrong about things. Although…”

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Andrew: Singing “Mi-mi-mi-mi, mi-mi” and clearing his throat

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “The only thing on that is something, it really… really frosts your balls”

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Andrew: “Who put the bomp in the bomp-ba-domp-da-domp?”

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Andrew: “You’re going with the Viosk? [ph]“

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Andrew and Luke: “Why is it called a Ziosk? That’s irritating… Because, it’s like a kiosk. But, why the ‘Z’? Cuz, it’s zo cool…”

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Bean Baxter: “Wow! You could’ve done so much better!”

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Carey Burbank: “You’re totally right about this”

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Carey Burbank and Andrew: “If Luke was doing something and I came in the room and was like… ‘What’s that?’ Like, and then, when he… tells it back on the podcast… ‘And then, Carey bursts the doors, and like ‘What are you doing!?” Right. That’s… the kind of stuff that drives me crazy.”

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Carey Burbank and Luke: “In those situations, it’s not like you don’t get amnesia thirty seconds after you said something; like… Mmm… Okay.”

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Carey Burbank and Luke: “No! Let me tell you. It’s not that I’m anti-technology. Stop yelling. Oh, God.”

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Carey Burbank, Luke and Andrew: “You’re totally right about this. I have a real… world… experience, by way of, a friend of mine… By the way, Linh Pham… please… can you… isolate her saying ‘You’re totally right about this’… and, make it an audio drop. Thank you. And send it to Luke, so he can load it on his phone.”

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Luke: “Bleep, bloop, bloop”

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Luke: “Does, does ‘B’ mean I’m in the middle? Because, yes it does. ‘B’ is never good.”

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Luke: “He might be best known for his drawings of the tall ships”

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Luke: “Hey, what’s going on!?”

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Luke: “I gave that one its burn notice”

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Luke: “I think I remember, literally, word-for-word what I’ve said; and… I’m always wrong about it”

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Luke: “Never follow a Burbank to a second Red Robin”

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Luke: “Oh, and then, umm… when you did the Marsupial… Gargle, Andrew”

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Luke: “Pizza! Pizza!”

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Luke: Singing “Oh, Jacque”

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Luke: “The, the, the, time-tested TBTL technique. I know that’s a lot of ‘T’s, dude.”

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Luke: “There’s no CliffsNotes for this shit”

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Luke: “This is special. This is special.”

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Luke and Andrew: “For people that don’t follow baseball… this is gonna be a boring twelve minutes. Fourteen. If we’re lucky.”

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Luke and Andrew: “For reasons that are too boring to even get into… On this show!? Wow!”

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Luke and Andrew: Millennium vs Millennial Falcon

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Luke and Andrew: “We do it all the different ways (I know) on this show”

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Luke and Carey Burbank: “If someone gave you a free Apple Watch, Carey Beth, would you wear it? Nope.”

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Luke and Carey Burbank: “Would you say… that you’re more inclined to listen to the show… when… you’re more in love with me. No. Really? I don’t think that has any correlation.”

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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2437

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Andrew: “And they tweetered out a tweet”

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Andrew: “And, you have your own kind of Marsupial Gurgle thing going on on your show. You have a guy who’s archiving just all kinds of bits and pieces of your show, going back like… to 2008!”

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Andrew: “But, there’s one in my neighborhood that isn’t!!”

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Andrew: “But, you have sent me a whole bunch… that I have labeled as ‘Bean drops’, but I don’t know what they’re from”

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Andrew: “Goddamn! I haven’t grabbed anything in forever.”

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Andrew: “Holy shit. I was not ready for that New Orleans.”

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Andrew: “I guess I didn’t know it. I guess I didn’t know it.”

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Andrew: “I will say, though, the one thing is, he’s been scratching his radio itch with my microphone”

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Andrew: “I’m cutting all that out, by the way. You’re not getting free plugs on this show.”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna make this the questions… of the day”

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Andrew: “It’s a dazzling Denny’s detail!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Saying “Bean!” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: “This is never gonna end! It’s just gonna be a constant loop!”

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Andrew: “Well… I guess I can expect a note from the lawyers over at KROQ… for that intro”

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Andrew: “Your whole life is just sucking… up. Not sucking. Your whole life is not sucking.”

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Andrew and Bean Baxter: “I have been talking about my beard a lot lately. And, I… Genevieve? Oh, God!”

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Andrew and Bean Baxter: “I think those guys could, should get together… Linh and Kevin. (And do a podcast) And do a podcast! Yes! I would so listen to that! And then, you know what I will do: I will archive that podcast. I’ll clip it up and (I like it) grab clips.”

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Andrew and Bean Baxter: “What is that from? I don’t know!”

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Andrew and Nick Jarin: “This is never gonna end! It’s just gonna be a constant loop! You guys are stuck in this hell with me! Time is a flat circle. Linh Pham is gonna download the podcast and just see the infinity symbol and say, ‘I can’t cut up the show today’.”

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Bean Baxter: “Kids, here’s the thing about TBTL… entertaining… and educational”

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Bean Baxter: Singing “Wah-wah-wah-wah”

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Bean Baxter: “You can’t understand why somebody would be so dedicated to either your show or mine; but, God bless them for doing it”

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Bean Baxter and Andrew: Doing a quick impression of The Hulk

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Bean Baxter and Andrew: “How dare you, Andrew? Because, the Kevin and Bean Show contains multitudes. And, second of all… Yeah, maybe we did! Maybe we did something like that (What was it about!?)”

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Bean Baxter and Andrew: “Twice as old as the city of Seattle. Two-hundred ninety-nine years old! (Well, it’s not a contest!)”

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Bean Baxter and Andrew: “What’s the deal with this, this… the TBTL archivist? The Marsupial Gurgle. What’s that’s guy… Oh, yeah. Linh, Linh Pham”

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Bean Baxter and Nick Jarin: “No mountain too tall! And, good luck to all.”

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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2436

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Andrew: “ASSBOT”

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Andrew: “Aww, shit! It’s the Yoders. Everybo–Yoder! We have a Code Yoder!”

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Andrew: “But, is he okay!?”

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Andrew: “First, though, is everybody’s new favorite segment, Bean!”

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Andrew: “Goddamn it!!! Are you shitting me!!?”

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Andrew: “Good Lord!!!”

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Andrew: “He is… a psychopath”

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Andrew: “Hello, family! My little podcast family”

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Andrew: “I’m large, I’m in charge, and I’m not taking garbage off of anybody”

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Andrew: “Just, Jaden. Please tell me that’s Jaden!”

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Andrew: “Luke Burbank, and his shaved head, are still on vacation”

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Andrew: “Really?!?”

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Andrew: Saying “Goddamn it!!” and laughing

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Andrew: “Seriously?!?”

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Andrew: “That’s what the couple of weeks have been about. Less about TBTL, and just more about me showing off that I have cool friends.”

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Andrew: “This, this segment may be the worst segment that I’ve ever done. What about you?”

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Andrew: “We have, what I think, is like, the Beaniest story to ever Bean.”

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Andrew: “Welcome to the 90s”

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Andrew: “What the hell is that from!?”

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Andrew: “What the hell!!”

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Andrew: “What’s the least amount of dress you’ve ever been during a show?”

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Andrew: “Which is real passive-aggressive; but, you know, that’s kind of my thing. I am in Seattle.”

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Andrew: “Women can be friends now too, Bean”

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Andrew and Bean Baxter: Andrew asks what is the least amount of dress Bean has been doing a show and Bean thinks the answer Andrew wants is doing a show naked

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Andrew and Bean Baxter: “He’s a bit of a, he’s a bit of a wackadoo, right? Is that the term? (He is)”

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Andrew and Bean Baxter: “Oh my God! You just want to throw in the towel? No! I wanna keep hearing these damn things.”

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Bean Baxter: “Alright, you’re just playing, you’re just playing Mad-Libs now. None of this is happening.”

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Bean Baxter: “Are you happy with how you pooped all over this story?”

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Bean Baxter: “But, thanks to stupid Al Gore, it’s now freaking hot here all summer long, every year”

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Bean Baxter: “Dude. Uncool!”

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Bean Baxter: “I don’t love long pants”

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Bean Baxter: “I’ll go through Arkansas and I can stop in, while I’m there, and see the Bill Clinton Presidential Library”

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Bean Baxter: “No time for chit-chat, son!”

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Bean Baxter: “Okay. Bye, Andrew!”

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Bean Baxter: “She’s kind of woo-woo, like, Stevie Nicks’ kind of woo-woo, you know?”

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Bean Baxter: “Welcome to our new game: Will Andrew Get One Right?”

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Bean Baxter: “Why would you ask me that!?”

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Bean Baxter and Andrew: “Well, there are ten total in the quiz, (Okay) we don’t have to do them all. Yes we do. I’m a completist. (Alright)”

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