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Clips From TBTL #2542

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Andrew: “But, isn’t that where the snake eats its tail?”

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Andrew: “Don’t you think it’d be better if I was the ‘Longest Running Cobra of the Show’? I think ‘Cobra’ is such a… kick-ass nickname”

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Andrew: “I was called ‘Lumpy’ for a while; but, let’s not go down that road again”

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Andrew: “It’s… something that is… on the mouth, and in the mouth, and of the mouth”

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Andrew: “No, I’m feeling like I’m showering in the jazz age!”

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Andrew: “So, my codename was ‘Lewis’ and he was gonna be ‘Cat’… They are… history’s… worst… nicknames… made up… by twelve year old boys”

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Andrew: “That’s a package I don’t wanna open”

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Andrew: “What!?”

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Andrew: “Yeah, I’m not trying to… Andy-blame here”

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Andrew and Luke: “And, it was perfect; but, Genevieve hates this so much. Yeah (Really?) I actually like this kind of music a lot”

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Andrew and Luke: “I have one regret! (Exactly)”

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Camaro Kev: “Like, ‘Man, I really shouldn’t have put that out there'”

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Camaro Kev: “Tell ’em Bone sent ya!”

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Camaro Kev: “You can get hella butthole breath”

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Camaro Kev and Andrew: Laughing

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Genevieve Haas and Luke: “I have been lying to you… This just got good!”

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Luke: “But, I assume that most of her conversations about me with her friends are how much I suck”

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Luke: “I don’t want my nickname to be ‘Mudbone’ anymore. I want my new, I want my new nickname to be ‘Cobra'”

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Luke: “I had, like… I had non-bullied privilege”

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Luke: “I just don’t wanna know!!”

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Luke: “I would come in and clean that mother-effer out”

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Luke: “The Dark Web is real, I was just there”

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Luke: “Yeah, I guess we’ll never know”

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Luke: “You’ve always been listening to this podcast”

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Luke: “Your family didn’t want to listen to the podcast, so we had to… correct them”

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Luke and Camaro Kev: “I don’t wanna know what she says… (No) to, really, anyone about me when I’m not around; because, I assume it’s terrible”

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Luke and Genevieve Haas: “Snitches get stitches! (Yeah!)”

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Clips From TBTL #2541

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Andrew: “But, in eighth grade, I was just trying… so goddamn hard to be somebody else”

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Andrew: “I knew that was wrong as I was saying it”

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Andrew: “I know it’s a trap! I know it’s a trap!”

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Andrew: “I know you’re joking”

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Andrew: “It’s the time to do it! Shit or get off the pot”

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Andrew: “Kids were pegging their pants”

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Andrew: “Listen, I have a lot of regret about things I did that made people want to punch me in the face growing up”

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Andrew: “Maybe it has something to do with… Schrödinger’s birthday card?”

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Andrew: “Thank, thank you, by the way, for saying that you like me, and other people do as well”

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Andrew: “This is getting into a little bit of, ‘Oh, Andrew’ territory; so, I apologize about this”

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Andrew: “This is gonna sound… gross; but, I don’t, I don’t mean it to be”

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Andrew: “This may actually be a problem with my psyche”

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Andrew: “You know, that’s interesting”

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Andrew and Luke: “Wait. Hold on, it’s Foster’s. It’s Australian for regret. You call that regret? This is a regret. Sorry, Luke… I just talked about a guy’s glass eye”

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Camaro Kev: “Are you kidding me!?”

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Camaro Kev: “How are you not killing people?”

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Camaro Kev: “I was such a… such a little weirdo, dude”

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Camaro Kev: “Oh my God!”

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Luke: “Alright, Andrew Louis Walsh. Get us out of this”

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Luke: “Anyway, we’re all doing great”

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Luke: “Episode 2540, in a collector’s series”

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Luke: “I, I feel like it’s Dick-something… I feel like it’s Xander-something”

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Luke: “Make new regrets, but keep the old. One is silver and the other gold”

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Luke: “Tear ducts don’t come from your eyeball”

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Luke: “We’re at the point, at Burbank Springs, where… there’s literally a delivery every single day”

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Luke and Andrew: “I feel like that line is gonna really start to bother me. It already is bothering me”

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Luke and Andrew: “One thing first, though. We gotta thank our Donors of the Day. Yeah. What the heck?”

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Luke and Andrew: “‘Pleated pants, they really move. Pleated pants, they’re in the groove. Pleated pants… they’re so much fun. You take two steps, they take one’ That’s just the lyrics… Are you kidding me!!?”

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Luke and Camaro Kev: “By the way, Merry Day After Christmas, everybody. Yeah, cheese”

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Luke, Camaro Kev and Andrew: “Like, I, I can’t think of you as a Drew. I can’t either. Yeah”

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Luke, Camaro Kev and Andrew: Pegging jeans, not the other kind of pegging

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Clips From TBTL #2540

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Andrew: “Drrrnh! [ph]“

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Andrew: “I don’t wanna be mean here”

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Andrew: “I’m sorry. I didn’t say that to be mean”

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Andrew: “Ours had balls involved”

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Andrew: “Why am I being so mean?”

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Andrew and Luke: “By episode ten, we’ll be sending… regretful energy back into the grid… We’re, we’re regret-neutral… (Yeah) currently?”

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Andrew and Luke: “I really wish I hadn’t said that. (No, no, no, no, no… that’s okay) I… I have a regret. Yeah”

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Andrew and Luke: “It’s Australia. Ah, dang it!!”

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Andrew, Camaro Kev and Luke: “So, you wanna go out with ‘Helter Skelter’? Hey, should we…? Merry Christmas!”

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Camaro Kev and Luke: Singing “The wise way to say Merry Christmas to you”

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Luke: “Ah, dang it!!”

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Luke: “By the way, leaving out the fact that the unicycle seat was poorly constructed; and, it just did a number on my crotch”

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Luke: “How did we call this ‘No Regerts’? It’s ‘All Regerts'”

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Luke: “I didn’t choose the unicycle life; the unicycle life chose me”

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Luke: “I don’t even know if I understand that line”

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Luke: “I don’t even know if I understand that line… Regrets, I’ve had a few… But, too few to mention… Oh, I guess I understand it. Frank Sinatra’s in a-hole”

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Luke: “I have a lot of adult regrets”

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Luke: “I hope this is okay that… I’m talking about this… Well, whatever”

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Luke: “I regret everything”

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Luke: “I went to the trouble of writing it down. This is episode 2539 in a collector’s series, BTDubs… No Regerts, a TBTL Holiday Speshtacular”

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Luke: “Listen… I got a few, but too few to mention”

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Luke: “Merry Christmas!”

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Luke: “This is not how I meant to start this, by the way. But, whatever”

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Luke: “Well… here it is everybody! The first installment of a TBTL Holiday… Speshtacular. We’re calling it, ‘No Regerts'”

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Luke and Andrew: “But, they tell you, you’re gonna save… hundreds of dollars and build hundreds of confidence (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, speaking of regrets… I have a history of making… major financial decisions without consulting my wife. After a couple glasses of wine. Exactly”

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Luke and Andrew: “We’re bringing the Christmas back to this podcast… finally. Are you bringing the ‘más’ back into Christ-más?”

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Luke and Camaro Kev: “So just the metal frame of that weird, kind of banana seat (Yes) was just… destroying my junk. I mean, destroying it. It was a miracle I was able to create, at least, one child in this world after… many loops around Green Lake on the unicycle”

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Clips From TBTL #2314

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After the show ended, Luke inserted a discussion that Luke and Camaro Kev had about Kev’s McDonald’s lunch. Luke used that bit to adjust the recording levels.

Luke and Camaro Kev: McDonald’s Lunch Talk

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Camaro Kev: “I am just tired of get–being known as the ‘Poop Podcast’. This is just getting ridiculous.”

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Camaro Kev: “I hate this song so much. I hate this song so much.”

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Camaro Kev and Luke: Camaro Kev laughing and Luke saying “How amazing is that!?”

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Luke: “A little warning, a little trigger warning at the top of the show”

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Luke: “And then, speaking of number twos”

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Luke: “Bunghole”

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Luke: “Daddy, what is kick-puncher?”

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Luke: “Goddamn Ruskis!”

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Luke: “I gotta fuck with that spicy mustard”

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Luke: “I think that is, like, the dog’s… you know, bunghole, is being dragged across the floor or carpet. It disgusts me!”

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Luke: “I’m just gonna swear at will; because, there’s gonna be a lot of swearing later on the show. So, I need to warm people up to it.”

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Luke: “I’ve been really into these, like, getting into these shows where it’s like, you don’t know what the fuck is happening for the first, like, nine episodes. And, you’re just like, ‘What!? How are they gonna make this all work?'”

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Luke: “It kept going and going and going and going and going and going”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Singing “Love Lyft (lift) us up where we belong”

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Luke: Sipping on some bubble water and chasing it with some hot coffee

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Luke: “Take a moment to thank our… our Todd Rundgren, Bang on the Drum All Day level donors”

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Luke: “That’s right. My new favorite insult is ‘shit-gibbon'”

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Luke: “The kids love the Reddit!”

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Luke: “Welcome to Trump’s America!”

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Luke: “You can take the boy out of the Cuyahoga River; but, you can’t take the sausage fan out of… What? I don’t know, this is breaking down.”

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Luke and Camaro Kev: “Oh my God, I turned the (Woife!) volume down. I killed it. (Woife!)”

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Luke and Camaro Kev: “Something is arriving. Something is arriving (Something is arrivingk)”

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Clips From TBTL #2279

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As part of the “Summer in December” series, Luke and Andrew play a listener favorite episode, TBTL #1841; which, was the TBTL Boat Show from 2015 with Luke, Andrew and Camaro Kev. If you are looking for clips from that show, browse on over to “Clips From TBTL #1841“.

 

Andrew: “No regurts”

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Andrew: “Now, when you got your boat license, though; did they say how many drinks you’re allowed to have while piloting your boat?”

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Andrew: “Pretty proud of myself. I was like a real big boy.”

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Andrew and Luke: Fart Locker, not Fart Closet

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Andrew and Luke: “We have a survivor of the boat show. You’ve got to do the boat show, whatever it is…”

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Camaro Kev: “Well, that’s what happens when you’re partying in Cabo Wabo with Sammy and the Wabaritas!!!”

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Camaro Kev, Andrew and Luke: Andrew’s Pea Coat (or Poop Coat)

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Luke: “Andrew, please make Camaro sing, ‘What An Embarrassment I Am’–The beginning of this Friday edition of TBTL”

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Luke: “Don’t worry… they’re tired of us; so, we’ll be back on Monday, doing the show again.”

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Luke: “Oh, no! Is that? Oh my goodness gracious.”

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Luke: Saying “I like that!” in a high-pitched voice

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Luke and Camaro Kev: Luke saying “Power out” and Camaro Kev rock-scatting

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Luke, Camaro Kev and Andrew: Andrew bleeped Luke’s story of sleeping closely together with Camaro Kev

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Clips From TBTL #2278

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As part of the “Summer in December” series, Luke and Andrew play a listener favorite episode, TBTL #2164; which, was the TBTL Summer Picnic show at Chateau Ste. Michelle in Woodinville, Washington. If you are looking for clips from that show, browse on over to “Clips From TBTL #2198“.

 

Andrew: Making Whoo-Whooing Sounds

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Andrew: “No regurts”

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Andrew and Camaro Kev: Laughing

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Camaro Kev: Singing “K-Plus-Plus-Plus, FM!”

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Camaro Kev and Andrew: Singing Def Leppard’s “Love Bites”

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Luke: “Climb aboard the Bud Light, Michelada hot seat, my friend”

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Luke: “Climb aboard the Cabo Wabo hot throne”

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Luke: “I know, I sound so confident, don’t I?”

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Luke: “I, being, basically, an idiot”

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Luke: “Welcome to a Thursday afternoon edition of the program. That’s right, it’s our Van Hagar Summer Nights series. It’s Summer Nights at the Van Hagar… in December.”

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