Tag: Carey Burbank

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Clips From TBTL #2244

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Carey Burbank: Saying “When the contractor says mold, your blood runs cold.” as Tarek from “Flip or Flop”

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Jen: Chuckling

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Jen: “I can’t believe he’s missing this!!!”

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Jen: Laughing

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Jen: “Not like, ‘Check out what this bitch said'”

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Jen: “Stop it! Stop it!”

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Jen: “That is not okay”

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Jen and Luke: “The Bonus Jonas, as he’s called. That’s awful.”

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Luke: “As our cat owners will attest, the hard part about cats is that they just, they give zero effs.”

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Luke: Funny Giggle

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Luke: “I could, I could straight-up Mr. Smith Goes To Washingto–Washington it”

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Luke: “I know there’s some NorCal/SoCal beef, at times… Let’s all focus on how much we love TBTL.”

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Luke: “Saskatoon, Saskatchewan”

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Luke: Saying “It’s high design” as Christina from “Flip or Flop”

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Luke: Saying “That’s what we’re doin’!” as Guy Fieri

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Luke: Saying “To the windows… to the fire pit!” as Lil Jon

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Luke: “That is exactly… my problem”

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Luke: “The quick and dirty, this is what the house looks like before, this is what the house looks like after. That’s what I’m going for. That’s what I’m trying to mainline, Flash. That’s the dragon that I’m always chasing on these shows.”

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Luke and Jen: “But sometimes, you know, emeritus… if that means put out to pasture, that’s not what I’m trying to say. Oh, thank you.”

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Luke and Jen: Jen “Flash” Andrews vs Jen “Flesh” Andrews

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Luke and Jen: Laughing

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Luke and Jen: “That was, that was a tragedy, and a travesty, really. Of a sham of a mockery of two shams… travesty of a mockery (Attributed to you)”

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Clips From TBTL #2197

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Andrew: “Are you familiar with the expression, ‘It’s better to ask (for) forgiveness than permission’? And, don’t answer that; cuz, I know you are. It’s, it’s more than an expression to you. I think it’s a, it’s a creed.”

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Andrew: “Did I download the wrong app?”

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Andrew: “Everything is gonna be nice and green, and, um, and verdant; which, is another word for green.”

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Andrew: “I dig it. Right, right, right.”

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Andrew: “I made one promise about today, and that’s that I’ll be playing jarts, indoor or out. It’s going to happen.”

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Andrew: “I’m stealing your dog.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Making a cute sound

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Andrew: “Oh, Seattle.”

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Andrew: “Rudy, are you a good dog? Rudy! Hey, Rudy! Are you a good dog?”

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Andrew: “Rudy, did you read the article?”

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Andrew: “That was a bad joke.”

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Andrew: “That’s infinity perfect sips!”

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Andrew: “The back back”

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Andrew: “This is honestly the cutest thing in the world. I can’t even do this with her head just sleepily laying there.”

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Andrew: “Yes, do not taunt the demigorgon [ph]“

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew asks if Luke and Carey were going to stop the Windows Vista Museum

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Andrew and Luke: “Are bridges are really like old pairs of jeans? Is that how it works? Yeah, you’re not supposed to wash them. Oh, okay.”

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Andrew and Luke: “But, you’re right. Like, if we just set, do all the setup outside; and, then, the rains come, like, we’ve made our bed. And then, we’re gonna have to squish in it. (Well) Squish being the… the… I don’t know. That was a bad joke.”

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Andrew and Luke: HOV Lanes, HOVA and Jay-Z

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Andrew and Luke: “I was listening too. You, son of a…”

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Andrew and Luke: “It’s coming from inside the podcast! The ad is coming from inside the sponsor’s… location!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Okay, can I just ask you one question before we get, get going? Is it about the dogs? Who released them? I just wanted to know what you’re wearing. Well, come on in here and you’ll find out. Alright, I’ll see, (It’s not gonna be pretty) I’ll see you in a second.”

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Andrew, Luke and Carey Burbank: “How does your wife react when you say, ‘Wyfe!’ Do they, have they done any MRI studies on that? Carey, would like to respond to that? It has the same, exact impact as when he says anything else; which is, pretty much I ignore him. Ha! That hurts.”

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Carey Burbank and Andrew: “Oh, sorry. I just about killed somebody. Don’t talk to me while I’m driving. Alright.”

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Luke: “Ahoy-hoy.”

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Luke: “But, nevertheless! No.”

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Luke: “Hey, Rudes!”

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Luke: “It’s just jibber-jabber.”

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Luke: “That hurts.”

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Luke: “Wait! Wait! Wait! It’s happening!”

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Luke: “You, son of a…”

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Luke and Andrew: “Andrew, I’m a little worried about the space-time continuum. Oh, no. Am I fading from a photography you have sitting on your desk?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Hey, Rudy! Rudy! Nevertheless! Nevertheless!”

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Luke and Andrew: Shout out on making the Stranger Things-themed TBTL Logo

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Luke and Andrew: Space Car or Car de Bajo

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Luke and Andrew: “This goes out to the Sno-homies. This goes out to the Tac-homies. This goes out to the.. Wood, Woodovies? Woodinville? The Wood-homies. And, and also, the Mukil-tomies, the people in Mukilteo.”

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Clips From TBTL #2139

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Andrew: “And now, I’m watching your face; and, it almost looks like you surprised yourself with the end of that sentence.”

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Andrew: “But, like, at what point does your quote/unquote rescue dog become just start being your dog?”

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Andrew: Drawn out “Oh!”

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Andrew: Drawn out “Really?”

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Andrew: “I almost watched you pull an Andrew; but, you pulled, you pulled the nose up on that Andrew train. Way to go.”

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Andrew: “I touched my computer and it stopped!”

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Andrew: “I was slurping it up like a true Burbank.”

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Andrew: “I’m caught in a time loop, I don’t know what I’m saying anymore.”

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Andrew: “Really!!?”

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Andrew: Slurping up pizza

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Andrew: “So God damn special!”

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Andrew: “They didn’t have my favorite Mariah Carey song!”

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Andrew: “You guys know my dogological clock is ticking.”

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Andrew: “You’ve had a dog for 16 years. It’s not a rescue dog, it’s just your fucking dog!”

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Andrew: “Your sandwich sucks!!!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I was cyberbullied within an inch of my life last night. Don’t start with me!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I was slurping it up like a true Burbank. I want to be mad about that, but it’s pretty accurate.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m stalling here because: number one, I’m gonna sound like a dorkwad; and, number two, it’s a… Do you want some bitchin’ music so you won’t sound like such a dorkwad?”

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Andrew, Luke and Steve Neuman: “It’s a mini-to-mini schnauzer. Oh! (Oh!)”

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Andrew, Steve Neuman and Luke: Rescue Theon and Service Theon

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Andrew, Steve Neuman, Luke and Carey Burbank: The Funk of 40,000 Burbanks

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Luke: “And, we have the show title.”

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Luke: “Andrew ‘Hey there, Fireball’ Walsh”

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Luke and Andrew: “I got to pull my wife into this; because, she is… Your what? My woif! Oh.”

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Luke and Andrew: Saying “Jesse Jones!” while Andrew is talking

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Luke and Andrew: “So, if you’ve been waiting ’til Friday for the eagle to shit; and now, you got a little scratch, you got a little skrilla. Is that a thing? Yeah, the eagle shits on Friday, you get paid on Friday.”

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Luke and Andrew: “That was me, by the way. Okay, I was wondering. I kind of Foobled the end of that. I touched my computer and it stopped. And then, I was like ‘How did I do that?'”

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Steve Neuman: “Minor, regional, Internet presence”

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Steve Neuman: “Volcanic farts”

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Steve Neuman, Andrew and Luke: “No mountain too tall and good luck to all. Yeah, we got this.”

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Steve Neuman, Luke and Andrew: “Talk to the scale, because the Heggies ain’t listening. And, we have the show title. That’s it, write that down. Lock it in. Are we good here? Yep.”

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Clips From TBTL #2124

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Steve “Stu-bot” Neuman left a voicemail message for the guys

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Andrew: “Because, God only gave you one set of eyeballs, my friends. Don’t destroy them.”

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Andrew: “But, that is not part of my childhood. That is not part of my childhood!”

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Andrew: “I’m a lawyer!!!”

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Andrew: “I’m, I’m happy to be a literalist when it comes to using figuratively.”

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Andrew: Imitating the sound made when Spotify opens

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Mmm–Blaaaaah-what!?!”

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Andrew: “Now you’re talking my language.”

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Andrew: “Ohhh”

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Andrew: “Snake and Turbo’s Drive Time Snack and Chat”

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Andrew: “This is a new song I’ve been working on.”

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Carey Burbank: Describing the look on Luke’s face while on a whirly ride

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Luke: “Awwwww”

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Luke: “But, I also don’t watch the news because I’m a kid.”

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Luke: “‘Do the stanky leg, do the stanky leg’ I would pay money to see the Stu-bot whip a nae-nae.”

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Luke: “Do you want to go faster?”

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Luke: “It’s like you’re trying to sell a bone density machine.”

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Luke: “Like, I got this cabin full of fartin’ 13 year olds, or whatever.”

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Luke: Singing “Do the stanky leg, do the stanky leg”

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Luke: “We have to start calling you Yay-Z”

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Luke and Andrew: “And then on Sunday, there is a run called the, the ‘Rhody Run’ that I’m gonna do. Is that why it’s called ‘Roady’? Because of the run? Uh, no… rhododendron. Ohhh…”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew stopped doing TBTL image searches

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Luke and Andrew: Luke and the Seagulls

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Luke and Andrew: Luke has Segull-sthesia

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Luke and Andrew: “Right, you’re describing Amelia Bedelia. Mmm–Blaaaaah-what!?!”

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Steve Neuman: “Again Andrew, I’m, I’m, I’m not fucking around with the newsletter. Please, just, get it done. Please?”

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Clips From TBTL #2069

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Carey: “I don’t know.”

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Carey: “I guess ‘Welcome to TBTL’ just was not in the show plan, I didn’t know we were going to be talking about this. I just want to get to the questions.”

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Carey: “Look it, Rudy just left the room!”

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Carey: “Notice me, Senpai!”

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Carey: “Oh, God.”

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Carey: “Pod-dog!”

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Carey: Snickering at Luke

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Carey: “There’s an orb in this photograph!”

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Carey: “Totally worth it!”

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Carey: “What?!?”

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Carey: “What the hell was the question you asked me?”

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Carey and Luke: Carey doing her impression of Luke

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Carey and Luke: “We’ve finally got things on track. I don’t just mean with our marriage, but I mean with the technical aspects… Hey, can you please (of the show) not get into that in front of the listeners?”

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Carey and Luke: “Well, trust the timing. Yes!”

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Carey and Luke: “What’s the question? Do you think Rudy hates me?”

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Luke: “Alright, we get it. You’re better than me. Next question.”

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Luke: “Burbank Springs Podcasting Center”

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Luke: “But did you think that guy was devastatingly handsome?”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: “Do you feel like I Vegas Neon it around our house all the time?”

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Luke: “Everything’s coming up Burbank.”

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Luke: “I wish I could’ve read those names better, it’s a very small font. I apologize on behalf of my wife, who recently broke our printer.”

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Luke: “Pod-dog (Perro) and Pod-wife!”

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Luke: “So now I’m, just like, drugged out of my mind. Prison for your mind, Trinity.”

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Luke: “Somebody misspelled ‘Hampshire’ of ‘New Hampshire’; and, I seriously thought, ‘Well, the show’s cancelled.'”

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Luke: “Sorry. Trigger Alert.”

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Luke: “TBTL Burbank Family Togetherness Hour”

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Luke: “We had a typo on our website and it almost sent me into a conniption fit.”

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Luke: Whispering “Wait! Wait!”

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Luke: Whistling to get Rudy to come back

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Luke and Carey: “Carey’s not getting paid today. What?!? I was there was fifty dollars in it for me. Umm, I mean we could, I could, I could give you fifty dollars out of our account.”

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Luke and Carey: “Hi, babe. Hi, babe.”

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Luke and Carey: “I wish I could remember the guy’s name, that would make this reference a lot better. Yeah, it probably would. Hey! I can turn your mic off from here, don’t you, don’t you tempt me.”

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Luke and Carey: “Rudy! Pod-dog! Come here! Here she comes. She’s coming back.”

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Luke and Carey: “You were trying to be the TBTL intern, like, (Oh my God! Really?!?) like, ten years ago right?”

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Clips From TBTL #1938

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Andrew: “A little bit”

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Andrew: “Ah!”

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Andrew: “Alright, I get it. Just call Stu. I’m done.”

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Andrew: “As a fellow person who has constant pain in his chest, I think we can get through this together.”

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Andrew: “I am woefully under-caffeinated”

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Andrew: “I just heard about you guys for a while, now I want to talk about me for a second.”

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Andrew: “I mean, I don’t know a lot about geology or weather, so I’ll just leave it there.”

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Andrew: “I wanted him to be my friend!”

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Andrew: “I would have been flipping my ‘S'”

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Andrew: “I’m in a weird place, by the way. I’m in a really weird place.”

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Andrew: “If I’m getting at anything, which is doubtful!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “My name is Barney Rubble and I’m here to say, I love Fruity Pebbles, in a major way.”

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Andrew: Sighing and saying “Oh-la-la” like Ed Hume

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “That is, in-fucking-furiating to me. Sorry, sorry. Excuse the language.”

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Andrew: “That’s, that’s the way it be.”

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Andrew: Whispering “Snohomie”

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Andrew: “You know me well, and you also know how to run a talk show.”

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Andrew and Carey Burbank: Andrew wants to in Luke and Carey’s pool house

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Andrew and Luke: Luke laughing at Andrew saying “Oh-la-la”

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Luke: “And I was just all day, like living in a Mervyn’s commercial. Where I was like ‘open, open, open, open’.”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: Chuckling #2

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Luke: Describing a crazy, flashing disco light

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Luke: “Ha-whaaaaaaaat?!?!”

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Luke: “I’m on your… I’m on your host!”

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Luke: “I like big stories and I cannot lie.”

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Luke: “I like… I like big cups and I cannot lie, Andrew.”

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Luke: “I’m also on a lot of coffee.”

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Luke: “One of these random dudes is trying to bust into the bathroom to find whatever freebies are in there. And, all he’s going to find is a nose full of something bad.”

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Luke and Andrew: “This new house, man, Burbank Springs (Right). Like, attitudes and latitudes, bruh. No shoes, no shirts, no problems. Right, right, right.”

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Luke and Andrew: Women Can Be Inspectors Too

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Luke and Carey Burbank: Luke asks Carey how her stomach feels

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