Tag: Chris Hayes

Andrew: “And, I’m the one who brought it up; so, this is on me”

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Andrew: “Come on, dude! Get your shit together!”

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Andrew: “How is that supposed to make me feel… Olivia?”

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Andrew: “I am a proud boy”

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Andrew: “My voice, right now, sounds like morning voice. I hear it. I hate it”

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Andrew: “Scatman skee-bop…bop-bop-doo-bop”

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Andrew: “That, still, to this day, remains the sexiest photo anybody has ever texted me”

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Andrew: “Turns out… we have… more than one ‘Scatman'”

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Andrew and Luke: Singing “Scat’s not my name! Scat’s not my name! They call me Scatman. They call me John”

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Andrew and Luke: “The Andrew L. Walsh Foundation for… (Exactly) better sleep… and a better tomorrow”

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Chris Hayes: “Better to live on my feet than die on my knees…”

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Chris Hayes: “Hey, check it out. Look at my garbage shed”

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Chris Hayes: “I’m a, I’m a Dunkin’ bro”

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Chris Hayes: “Left… left, right. You know, my… my… my back is aching, my pant’s too tight… My booty’s shaking from left to right. I’m left”

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Chris Hayes: Singing “My… my… my back is aching, my pant’s too tight… My booty’s shaking from left to right. I’m left”

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Listener Olivia: “Hi! My name is Olivia… I live in Woodbury, Minnesota and I really like your show. It helps me fall asleep… but, you say the F word too much. Can you stop? Bye-bye”

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Luke: “But, holy shit! Right? Sorry, Olivia”

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Luke: “I’m more of a Mike Tyson, not Neil deGrasse Tyson, kind of guy”

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Luke: “Is this your way, Chris, of finally admitting what I’ve said for years; which is, that big government doesn’t work?”

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Luke: “It’s about four miles up the skee-bee-dee-bop-bop river”

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Luke: “This is the time in the summer where it’s, like, I start to get that… pro football itch; and, there is no anti-fungal to combat it”

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Luke: “Well, I’m icing down my haunches”

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Luke: “What… a… dingus I used to be”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew was shocked at what Luke would do with the money Andrew would bequeath to TBTL were he to pass on

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Luke and Andrew: “Football’s back! The crack of the spine. The roar… (Oh, no!) of the concussion. (Oh, no!) Dark? Yes”

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Luke and Andrew: “No mountain to tall. And, good luck to scat”

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Andrew: “Bye”

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Andrew: Drawn out “Ohhh! Aahhh!”

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Andrew: “I literally stumbled there; because, I couldn’t remember if it’s called a podcast or a podcart… So, anyway. Things are going great in my brain”

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Andrew: “I mean, always bet against my brain, I guess; but…”

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Andrew: “I was, like, full of food and already a little bit tipsy”

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Andrew: “It’s no longer the, the era of, of free love and… free rides, you know”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Let’s face it, I like to eat a few secret hot dogs while nobody’s watching me”

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Andrew: “Luke, if you can hear this, I just stepped away for a moment… I’ll be back… in a matter of minutes”

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Andrew: “On a giant bun”

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Andrew: “Party, if you can hear this… I’m just in [ph] at home, playing RBI Baseball”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: Snorting #2

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Andrew: “That was a weird thing to say”

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Andrew: “What!!?”

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Andrew and Chris Hayes: “Here is our fleshy underbelly… come at me (Yeah, exactly)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Yeah, no. Nope. Don’t even like that I said that. (Huh?) Might be cutting the whole thing out”

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Chris Hayes: “It’s classy; but, also, kind of… unnerving somehow”

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Chris Hayes: “Kate really bought low… I don’t know how high the stock went; but, she bought low for sure. She saw something that was not, the, the rest of the market wasn’t quite… seeing”

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Chris Hayes: “Please pull over and take us in your car for our podcast, ‘Upsetting and Uncanny'”

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Chris Hayes: Singing “Yo, yo, yo”

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Chris Hayes, Luke and Andrew: “I’m, I’m just getting to the end of the… Twitter meme beef narrative arc. Oh, God. Oh, the Golden–Oh, the Golden Age of TBTL? Yes… Act III… the Act III denouement of that story”

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Grayson: “Poop… diddy scoop stoop… poop! Poop?”

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Luke: “Don’t trust the Internet”

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Luke: “Get in!!!”

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Luke: “I bought a mug to support the show and the idea of infidelity”

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Luke: “It’s not the water!!”

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Luke: “Kids these days, Andrew”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Like… bananas expensive”

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Luke: “Rude… how rude”

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Luke: Singing “Get… down… boogie oogie oogie… get… down”

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Luke: “Thanks, Daddy”

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Luke: “Thumbs Up for TBTL… Grass, gas or ass. Nobody gets to ride for free”

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Luke: “Upsetting and uncanny”

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Luke: “What!!?”

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Luke: “What!!?” #2

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Luke: “You know, memory is a weird thing”

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Luke: “You were fartin’ through silk!”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, I, I know I’ve told this story before; so, sorry… if… y’all have heard this… but… Working on your y’alls. Love it”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, you had that thing running… it was a lotta minutes! I think it was running for, like, fifteen or twenty minutes… No way! It was not running for fifteen or twenty minutes. I stepped away for, like, three minutes; and, of course, you dialed up in that time”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew asks if Bean Baxter only serves beans and Luke asks if Andrew knows how magical of a fruit beans are

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Luke and Andrew: “Andrew, hello? Can you hear me? Hey, Luke! Great… oh, hi! Hey! How’s it going, man? Good… I think… That was weird”

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Luke and Andrew: “I have a whole life that I live, Andrew, that you don’t know about. No, I know! Including, recording you… some of it… during the show, some of it during off hours… recording you… and then, carefully curating the audio; and then, just trying to spring it back on you when you least expect it (Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: “If you’re having beer and it’s getting on top of you, sausage is no way to fix it… On a giant bun!? Sure it is. Okay, the giant bun’s helping. The giant bun is definitely helping”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s really funny. They know way more about CBS Sunday Morning than I do… Eh, nobody’s super shocked about that… Yeah, okay… Save it”

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Luke and Andrew: “Like… people are probably gonna be nice… you know, as long as we, as long we, we look non-threatening… I would… hope… it would really help… Yeah… It would really help if you kept that beard under control; that’s all I’m saying. Why are you so obsessed with my beard?”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke welcoming Andrew on to the show but ended up getting Andrew’s message on repeat

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Luke and Andrew: “The Garofalo Dome? Two people enter. A poster leaves. That doesn’t make sense”

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Luke and Andrew: “You need to shut that down (Yeah) as quickly as possible”

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???: Spit-take sound

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Andrew: “Don’t forget, I can see you. You’re not, you’re not down the line. You can’t fake it.”

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Andrew: “Geez, that sucks. Those guys are dicks.”

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Andrew: “I don’t even know how the fucking draft works”

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Andrew: “I don’t have music for my weekend. I don’t have music for your weekend. I don’t have music for anybody’s weekend.”

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Andrew: “I don’t know why I’m gonna pick this song; but, let me just pick a song I, I like”

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Andrew: “I know that this is a podcast and everything is gonna be fine”

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Andrew: “I was!”

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Andrew: “I’ll just beep it”

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Andrew: “I’m very embarrassed today”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Marty McFly fucked something up somewhere. That’s all we know.”

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Andrew: “Oh my God!”

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Andrew: Saying “Hey, just so funny when you do the fun stuff” as Kyle Mooney

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Andrew: Saying “How can we even be a family” in a robotic manner

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Andrew: Saying “I love TBTL… with all my heart. That is! That’s all. I just do.” in an exaggerated sarcastic manner

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Andrew: Saying “You crazy robot” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “Wait, why are you laughing to hard? Don’t laugh so hard, Chris.”

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Andrew: “You became a man that day, Chris”

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Andrew: “You did it! You made the perfect edit!”

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Andrew: “You’re trying not to spill your coffee, you’re punching in [bleeped]. What the fuck is wrong with me?!?”

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Andrew and Chris Hayes: Laughing

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Andrew and Luke: Getting a message stating that Chris Hayes’ voice mailbox is full

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Chris Hayes: “Power out!”

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Chris Hayes: “Step, kick, kick, beat, kick, touch!”

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Chris Hayes: “Wow! I’m really getting a lot of Matt Damon these days.”

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Chris Hayes and Andrew: Chris Hayes laughing and Andrew saying “You are an asshole. How do you not remember this?”

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Chris Hayes, Andrew and Luke: Chris Hayes didn’t quite remember Andrew being at Luke’s house and Andrew has a Teflon ego

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Chris Hayes, Luke and Andrew: TBTL is never about following someone, consuming everything they do and repeating anecdotes

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Luke: “Again… we’re old”

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Luke: “Are you reading a Reader’s Digest in there, or you playing with your Boise?”

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Luke: “God, I’ve never wanted to John Malkovich into someone so hard”

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Luke: “Hayes! Snap out of it! Why are you dealing with these people?”

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Luke: “I just realized… we’ve been slightly misquoting that line on this… ding-dang imaginary radio show. What else is new, everyone?”

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Luke: “I, I trusted the robot! Which was… I feel so, I feel, I feel embarrassed of myself.”

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Luke: “I’m, I’m a hard maybe on that”

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Luke: “It’s a Friday… Friday, gotta get down… on Friday”

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Luke: “Oh my goodness”

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Luke: Saying “I told you so” in a robotic manner

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Luke: Saying “You crazy robot” in a robotic manner

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Luke: Singing “Let me sell a grill”

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Luke: “The problem is that you love on Bleep Avenue”

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Luke: “The show that… gets a lot of quotes wrong and might just be Too Beautiful To Live”

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Luke: “This is… lunacy!”

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Luke: “Yeah! You tell ’em!”

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Luke: “You know what? I’ve open sourced that story. That’s actually, that’s, that’s like the Linux of shit stories. That’s just absolutely open sourced.”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew just beeped it

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Luke and Andrew: “I think you’re a little younger than us, Chris; which… also… Screw you.”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s pretty good. That’s pretty good. It’s not good.”

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