Tag: Genevieve Haas

Andrew: “And, then, they have what we call the ‘fly-over squashes'”

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Andrew: “Boy. That… I do this show every day with you; yet, I’ve never been more stilted than saying ‘Hello’ on this show”

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Andrew: “Could we change our nicknames? Instead of Johnny and Bobo, could we be Melon Baller and the Meat Pounder?”

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Andrew: “Ew-ew-ew-ew-ew!”

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Andrew: “How many hot dog balls, like, would this make!?”

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Andrew: “Oh, that’s good radio”

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Andrew: “The ultimate glizzy taste test!”

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Andrew: “The, the turkey has to show us its boobs before we put the beads on it, though. That’s the one thing”

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Andrew: “These things are gonna be cold hot dog in the middle”

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Andrew: “This is almost too much of a success… I feel like… The show would be better if these were terrible!”

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Andrew and Luke: “What if we sent that to Bellingham with you, in a little Tupperware; and, you go home… you heat up some oil… and you wow those ladies! Something… heretofore… that I have never done successfully”

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Genevieve Haas: “Show me, show me the ball”

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Genevieve Haas, Andrew and Luke: “I mean, it’s, there’s nothing in there that can’t be eaten as-is. It’s not like… (That’s true) And I, and I–ironically, there also nothing in there that can be eaten”

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Genevieve Haas, Luke and Andrew: “Thick and glossy… (Yup) Ho-ho-ho-hoo! Just like these hot dogs!”

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Luke: “Because, I have to be extra at all times”

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Luke: “Can I compliment you on your mise en place… Vieves? Or, your… Vieves en place?”

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Luke: “Chicken wing, chicken wing, hot dog and bologna”

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Luke: “G’day, mate!”

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Luke: “Great glizzies!!”

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Luke: “It’s taking every bit of self-control I have to not horf down these last two glizzy balls”

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Luke: “Oh! I’m so full… from eating all those traditional hot dog leftovers the day after Thanksgiving”

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Luke: “The glizzy balls have been fully… glizzed”

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Luke: “These look… like good… hands!!”

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Luke: “We’re gonna be back here on Monday. Sorry… I just can’t… like… I’m not quite done… pulling… parts of these… sauerkraut balls out of the recesses of my mouth”

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Luke and Andrew: “Please remember: No mountain too tall. And, no hot dog too small”

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Luke and Genevieve Haas: “I’m actually going for one more. This is not… for the show… This is the most burned one… That’s good. Yeah? That’s good eating… You know, I mean, I think, like, you can’t–it’s hard to go wrong with deep-frying. Yup!”

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Andrew: “Bun-buster franks”

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Andrew: “Every onion has a butt, Luke”

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Andrew: “Ew. I gotta say, ew!”

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Andrew: “I believe I said, ‘the patootie of the onion'”

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Andrew: “I don’t anything that’s like too cheesy, or too creamy, or too icky, or too gross”

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Andrew: “I still don’t know why or how; but, something wasn’t grounded”

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Andrew: “Now, I will think of that every time… that I cut an onion; and, I’ll think that son-of-a-bitch had to show me up again! Sorry for the language. It’s Thanksgiving”

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Andrew and Genevieve Haas: “I see our first problem on the horizon… (Uh-oh) my fellow chefs”

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Andrew and Luke: “Wait, wait. You didn’t tell me what you think of with the onion! I was gonna tell you when we’re doing it. Oh, fantastic! Now, even I’ll stick around!”

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Genevieve Haas: “Each recipe is more disgusting than the last”

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Genevieve Haas: “Slow your roll… It’s not pretzel… it’s not pretzel time yet”

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Genevieve Haas: “We don’t wanna fuck with that. Sorry”

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Luke: “I’m gonna put that… twenty percent on me, eighty percent on them”

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Luke: “I’m telling you, this… could… could be the intermittent fasting in me… but, that sounds genuinely good!”

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Luke: “It really looks like the butthole of the onion”

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Luke: “That one is… on me. I’m going to take the ‘L’ on that”

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Luke: “That really is, honestly… fairly disturbing what Andrew is doing over there”

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Luke: “There is no middle gear… on the Burbank 5000”

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Luke: “They say the best thing for the outside of a man is the inside of a hot dog”

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Luke: “You need to cut the butthole of the onion exactly in half”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, please remember: No mountain too tall. And, good luck to all. And, no hot dog too… small?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Like the nipple of the onion. Oh my God! Okay. So, little bit of… onion play there”

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Andrew: “Hard ‘chuh’ [ph] or a soft ‘shuh’ [ph]“

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Andrew: “I hate to keep doing this; but, am I… What is that from? Is that old? Is that new? Did I say that yesterday?”

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Andrew: “I think I just canceled you”

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Andrew: “I was such a naïve baby!”

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Andrew: “I, I, like, wake up halfway through TBTL every day”

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Andrew: “I’m thirsting for the opposite, maybe”

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Andrew: Saying “No! I don’t wanna talk about things that are popular until they’re… old and tired!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “Somebody was strangling a goose”

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Andrew: “Terrible… setup. Just terrible delivery”

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Andrew: “This will explain to you just how, I think, naïve I am”

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Andrew: “Usually, when you spa–when you give me space, it either means that I said something ridiculous, that you want somebody to cut out so you can re-use to make fun of me later… Or, you th… I, I’m mumbling and stopping talking abruptly; so, you think we’ve lost the line again”

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Andrew: “We didn’t hit it while it was hot; we hit it while it was coagulating”

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Andrew: “Well, I… had made a vow not to talk about this show on this show”

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Andrew: “Well… I’m over here in… Chi-attle; so, what do I know”

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Andrew: “What are you going to do if you smell a stinky smell now? How are you gonna plug up your nose without a clothespin?”

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Andrew: “Why are you cavorting with these folks?”

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Andrew: “You and I are… are man-childs”

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Andrew and Luke: “Pain points, Luke. We’re talking about pain points here (Uh-huh)”

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Andrew and Luke: “That’s me, man… That’s me. (Yeah) Like, I sit in my kitchen… and, the first thought is often, ‘What an idiot'”

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Genevieve Haas, Andrew and Luke: “O-negative is the most valuable type of donated blood; because, anyone… anywhere can receive that type of blood… Hmm. Interesting… So, it’s kinda like batteries (Okay) with the… positive and negative… It’s nothing like batteries”

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Luke: “I did it in the kitchen”

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Luke: “I know the listeners won’t care; but… again, this is really not about them… It’s about… it’s about two bros bro-ing it up”

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Luke: “I wanted to do it in the kitchen; because… one, it would be easier to clean up”

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Luke: “It’s real un-Jan-y valley”

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Luke: “Man, tomorrow sucked”

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Luke: Saying “Turned out… they were talking to me” in a funny manner

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Luke: “Throw me some beads! I wanna be on TV!”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s (I’ll help) a matryoshka doll… of boringness… (Yeah) And, I’m the tsar”

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Luke and Andrew: Saying “And, they’re just a maniac… doing this… to punctuate… almost… every… (Yeah) word (Yeah)” with Luke dinging his bell along with almost every word

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