Tag: Genevieve Haas

Andrew: “A drive-by of love”

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Andrew: “I can’t believe you still do the show with me everyday, Luke. I would hate me so much”

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Andrew: “I was going through photos, and I was just looking for the oldest men I could find”

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Andrew: “I’m listening to ‘Wait, Wait… Don’t Miss Me!,’ my favorite bus quiz show! Please, be quiet!”

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Andrew: “Oh my God, yes”

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Andrew: Saying “Does anybody know… exactly how wide a King County metro bus is? Anybody?” in a Scandinavian accent

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Andrew: “That would’ve been so much fun!”

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Andrew: “You guys have black Twitter in common”

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Andrew and Genevieve Haas: “She made that!? Yeah. That makes sense”

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Andrew and Luke: “And, if you don’t, we’ll drop a dime on you, ya bum. Oh, God! Please don’t”

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Andrew and Luke: “Not to be… gross; but, I think you would’ve climaxed if you had taken this survey… It was… Genevieve is grimacing. We’ll cut that out. I thought you were talking to me”

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Andrew and Luke: “Yeah… How are we so young and fun… That’s what I wanna know (I don’t know)”

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Andrew, Genevieve Haas and Luke: “I was going through photos, and I was just looking for the oldest men I could find. I dunno what’s wrong with me. (That is a… bad strategy…) I know (health-wise) I know!”

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Genevieve Haas: “Anyone else… wanna stage a revolution with me?”

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Genevieve Haas: “I live my life out loud”

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Genevieve Haas: Speaking as a bus driver with a Scandinavian accent

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Genevieve Haas: Speaking as a bus driver with a Scandinavian accent #2

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Genevieve Haas: Speaking as a bus driver with a Scandinavian accent #3

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Genevieve Haas: Speaking as a bus driver with a Scandinavian accent #4

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Genevieve Haas: Speaking as a bus driver with a Scandinavian accent #5

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Genevieve Haas: Speaking as a bus driver with a Scandinavian accent #6

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Genevieve Haas: Speaking as a bus driver with a Scandinavian accent #7

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Genevieve Haas and Andrew: “I can see how TBTL is like the live Doors album of podcasting (Yeah. Thank you!)”

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Genevieve Haas and Andrew: “The bus driver is a woman. The bus driver was a woman (The bus driver was a woman!)”

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Luke: “I gotta do everything… in my power to keep these things in my mouth”

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Luke: “I’ve been having so many breakthroughs that really aren’t breakthroughs for other, normal people”

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Luke: “It’s like the opposite of Tronc”

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Luke: “Like, I think her heart’s in the right place; everything else is in the wrong place”

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Luke: “Look at you, Andrew Ingalls Wilder”

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Luke: “No-no-no-no-no!”

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Luke: “Our sexing is gonna be like… it’s gonna be religious”

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Luke: “Sir, respect the vest”

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Luke: “Speaking of… young, fun people and their… young, fun experiences”

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Luke: “The weather… right now is not what they were predicting. Oh, I know why; because, it’s not actually Monday”

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Luke and Andrew: “People would find me really problematic too; so… Oh, we do and you’re not as famous as her… Gosh darn it”

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Andrew: “Are you annoyed?”

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Andrew: “By the way, I am still working, like, while these are still airing. Now, what does work mean in this case? I don’t know”

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Andrew: “Can we call you Camaro Vieves?”

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Andrew: “I have had more cars with you Genevieve, now, then I had before I met you”

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Andrew: “I’m probably lonely right now”

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Andrew: “She sounds so cool, too”

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Andrew: “You’re like… a broken man now”

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Andrew and Luke: “And… this was Kimmy Schmidt… Unbreakable”

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Andrew and Luke: During the summer break, Andrew likes to go into the TBTL archives and edits out anything he has said that is either embarrassing or uncomfortable

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Genevieve Haas and Andrew: “It was seasoned with your tears. I know (Yeah)”

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Genevieve Haas and Luke: “Can I interrupt to ask: what’s the (Please) interior like of this thing? Is it really tore up; or, is it, like, kind of okay? Well, here’s the thing. I haven’t really looked… back there; because, I think I kind of… (Some salesman you are)”

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Genevieve Haas, Andrew and Luke: “Cuz, who doesn’t wanna go to Tacoma on a… (Right) moment’s notice? Well, don’t trash the Tacoma. You love Tacoma… (I love Tacoma) We have a lot of Tacomies down there (Yeah)”

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Genevieve Haas, Luke and Andrew: “So, gravity did what gravity… can do (Do) for you; but, that’s the end of it… What can gravity do for you?”

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Luke: “Goddamnit. Now I gotta do it”

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Luke: “Hey, everybody. Welcome to the TBTL car-tacular… Final day… Last chance for us to actually to talk… about cars”

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Luke: “I did not sign up for this”

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Luke: “I go home… I sleep the sleep of the righteous”

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Luke: “I mean, maybe it was the band’s pornography. I don’t know. He had been living in there for a hot minute”

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Luke: “I sleep the sleep… of the sociopath”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Porn-filled… dojo of fencing swords”

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Luke: Singing “Unbreakable”

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Luke: “What kind of car do you think Skit Skat drives?”

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Luke: “Would you say the jury’s still out on Scions?”

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Luke: “You know, the kind of RV that you drive says a lot about you”

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Luke and Andrew: “Alright, so this… this RV is now sitting… more or less, in front of my house. On, by the way, on a very steep hill… which was bad planning on my part… Why? Well, because… everything on the… vehicle is suspect; including, the brakes (Okay)”

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Luke and Andrew: “It truly was, (It truly was…) a Shawshank Redemption”

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Luke, Andrew and Genevieve Haas: Luke wonders if Andrew’s old Scion was a metaphor for Andrew

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Andrew: “Grody”

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Andrew: “Yes!!”

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Andrew: “You think Tom Cruise ever got to raise the 12th Man flag? No!”

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Andrew and Genevieve Haas: “Then, he started massaging my shoulders and went real deep! Like… (Yeah!) a, aggressive shoulder massage that I… loved!”

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Andrew and Genevieve Haas: “Yes!! (Yeah) Andy time!”

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Genevieve Haas: “By the power of Xenu, he is not permitted to”

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Genevieve Haas and Andrew: “I’ve seen… penises before… (You have?) I didn’t see Tim’s… (What do they look like?)”

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Luke: “Does believing in Xenu count as a stunt?”

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Luke: “In the words of… Mr. Unlimited, ‘Why not us?'”

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Luke: “Just more beef jerky than man”

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Luke: “Riding a little low in the water, Burbank”

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Luke: “Top Gun, starring Tom… Mapather [sic]“

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Luke and Andrew: “I think we can agree… that… conservatively, ninety percent of Andrew’s brain space is worrying about things happening to this roof. Yeah, right. Either, fire… or weight related”

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Luke and Andrew: “We’re gonna be back here tomorrow with the final… edition of the TBTL car-tacular series… Our vacation is almost over… I can’t believe we’re calling it that… Well… You gotta dance with who brung ya. At the Movies, On the Movies with Genevieve and Luke. I’d give this four popcorns”

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Luke and Genevieve Haas: When it comes to people looking their age, Tom Cruise falls into the uncanny valley category

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Luke, Andrew and Genevieve Haas: Andrew got drunk and couldn’t have his special Andrew night

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Luke, Andrew and Genevieve Haas: Luke said “Grapes of Wrath” instead of “Grapes of Rad” while introducing Genevieve on the show

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Luke, Genevieve Haas and Andrew: “Weathered, but in a sexy way (Yeah. Yeah) Yeah”

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Andrew: Drawn out “Mmm! This is so good!”

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Andrew: “Knowing that I love this song embarrasses me”

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Andrew: Saying “Yeah!” as Adam Duritz

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Andrew: “Unlimited embers”

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Andrew and Luke: “Here’s the deal… This is, this is definitely not interesting… This is some of the best automotive talk we have done yet”

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Andrew and Luke: “It’s not a deck… Is not a deck!”

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Genevieve Haas: “God bless my friends for, like, remaining friends with me”

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Genevieve Haas: “I will, I will take… a hollerin’ to the face for you, baby. I’ll leap in front of the hollerin'”

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Genevieve Haas: “I’ll be… so Costanza about it. Oh, what that frowned upon?”

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Genevieve Haas: “I’ve agreed to take your hollerin’ for you. I don’t know under–I don’t know what else I can offer”

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Genevieve Haas: “Oh! I’m sorry. Was that not allowed?”

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Genevieve Haas: “The book was dumb AF”

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Genevieve Haas: “What is the G-D difference?”

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Genevieve Haas, Luke and Andrew: “And, I’m… sitting against like a, sort of a… a little, low wall… holding my bagel… eating it; but, tearing up tiny… (Like, mama birding it?) Well, I’m, I’m eating it to, like, make it… (You’re not regurgitating it) to look… to look good. God, I wish that’s where the story went”

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Luke: “She’s Bruno Mars in this relationship, dude!!! What else could she do!?!”

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Luke: Singing “Vieves, you’re gonna carry that grill… carry”

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Luke: “This is possibly the only good radio we’ve done during this entire two weeks”

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Luke: “Yeah… Guillermo… put it on the poll”

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Luke and Andrew: “Right over there, longest running co-bro… of, of the show. Roof enthusiast, but deck… questioner, is Andrew Walsh. Hello, my friend. I am not a deck denier”

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Luke and Andrew: “We are learning how to forward pro… (That’s right) this week”

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Luke and Genevieve Haas: Laughing

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Andrew: “I’m now a Safeway… shopper… you know. I, I was loyal to the QFC for… solid two and a half years… And, we had some… we had some great times”

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Andrew: Saying “I’m watching you… guys” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: Saying “I’m watching you” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew and Genevieve Haas: “Oof, really? Yeah. Oof, indeed”

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Andrew and Luke: “Gotta do it… Yeah. Gotta do it”

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Genevieve Haas: “Ha-ha, it’s so healthy for you”

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Genevieve Haas: Making a shocked sound

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Genevieve Haas: “There’s grizzlies out there; which, are just… like, monsters. And, then, there are black bears which… will still eff you up”

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Genevieve Haas and Andrew: “I had to buy it when I was in… when I went to… Steal some booze… When I had to steal some booze”

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Genevieve Haas and Andrew: “It can go zero to sixty in three seconds, or whatever. They’re like Ferraris basically. (Hey, Car Talk!) Yeah!”

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Luke: “Burbank… did it again”

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Luke: “Give me all your pirate’s booty!!”

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Luke: “Now, this is the part of the show where we just critique Whole Foods”

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Luke: “On Friday, now, I’m dangling this”

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Luke: “Sure… absolutely. You give all you can; then, you’re spent”

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Luke: “This is not car related; but… I feel like at this point… the listeners kinda know what they’re in for”

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Luke: “We all make our deals”

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Luke: “Where do you guys keep the extra small condoms?”

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Luke and Andrew: The future of TBTL is just Andrew doing the show by himself and Andrew wants to piece a show together using just clips and drops from the show

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Luke and Andrew: “This week… as we were doing last week, we’re talking about cars… in our life… I almost thought you were gonna say, ‘Cars, car repair’… Yeah… Our law firm is Dewey, Cheetham & Howe”

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Luke, Andrew and Genevieve: “I’m tempted to ask Genevieve a question that… What do they say, ‘Don’t ask a question you don’t know the answer to’? This is, ‘Don’t ask a question you don’t want to know the answer to.’ Yeah. Okay”

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