Clips From TBTL #2198: Luke Burbank Edition

Luke: “Aaaaahh!”

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Luke: “Bababooey!”

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Luke: “Gene Wilder, you’re needed out in the dog kennel. Gene Wilder, to the dog kennel please.”

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Luke: “Heidi!”

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Luke: “I always under-estimate how long this music is. Okay, now it’s done.”

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Luke: “If there’s any A that you’ve ever wanted to A… Y. Wait… U. If there’s a–If there’s a Q you’ve wanted to A… U. That work? Question you wanted to ask us.”

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Luke: “Inside to the power of inside”

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Luke: Making mouth trumpet sounds and singing “You’re not cool”

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Luke: “We also have everything related to Olive covered in weird Tupperware domes; because, Rudy likes to eat her food… and her poop.”

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Luke: “Well, isn’t this exciting?”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, in fact, I was on a little podcast called ‘After These Messages’… Oh, I would say it’s a big podcast!”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s just a stinking lovefest, Walsh. I know!”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s like the old saying, ‘What happens in Jen’s mouth, stays in Jen’s mouth.’ Let’s hope!”

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Luke and Jen: “Jen, I hear that you have taken to hiding people in your house. Well, it’s a passion of mine; but, no one has taken me up on it.”

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Luke and Jen: “That was a trick question, and you passed. Thank you.”

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Luke and Jen: “You kind of do take a worst-case scenario approach to (Yes) kind of summing up a room.”

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Luke and Sean: “Then, maybe Sean, if, if he eats that pink pill. I would be oppressed, depressed, suppressed. I don’t know.”

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Luke, Andrew and Jen: Granny Craw

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Luke, Andrew and Jen: “Yeah, but Andrew, those Jews aren’t gonna hide themselves. Oh no, it’s true. She’s got (You gotta, you gotta choose a path) important work to do. You gotta choose a path… It sounds weird out of context.”

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Luke, Sean and Andrew: “Is the person who mailed it actually here? Oh, is that Christy Wise? Oh, my goodness gracious. That’s the only Ten you have to worry about, man!”

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Luke, Sean and Andrew: Luke pulls a Riesling pun

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Luke, Sean and Jen: “By the way, you guys built this beautiful home. Does it have a name, is it called, like, Andrews’… Jew Hidin’ House. No. We’re all thinking it. I’m a Jew, I can say that. None of us were gonna say it. I’m not full Jew, I’m Jew-ish.”

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Luke, Sean, Jean and Andrew: “I started it! You did? You started poopy volleyball. He’s not only a member, he’s the founder. I’m also a client. Wow. (Wow)”

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Clips From TBTL #2198: Andrew Walsh Edition

Andrew: “Explain yourself, animal!”

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Andrew: “Feta, Amy? You’re, you’re gonna make me fight for feta? Come on!”

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Andrew: “I don’t care that there are kids here, by the way.”

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Andrew: “I think that you’re in the pocket of Big Luke.”

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Andrew: “I was so ready to do this show about one hour and seventeen glasses of wine ago.”

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Andrew: “In the hole!!!”

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Andrew: “It was pretty good! It was probably the best moment in TBTL history too. Oh, well!”

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Andrew: “Laugh my ass off”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing #3

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Andrew: “No touching!”

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Andrew: “Nobody’s the Jen!”

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Andrew: “Oh, we got a tight race on our hands!”

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Andrew: Shocked “Oh-ho-ho!”

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Andrew: “That’s what Carrie would say!”

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Andrew: “This is a Pinot-damn-Noir”

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Andrew: “Wait, how many times!?! How many views does that have?!?”

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Andrew: “Would now be a good time to thank the person who left this little pill on my computer? If you could tell me if it’s an upper or a downer, or whatever; that would be helpful. Thank you.”

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Andrew: “Yeah. When Luke starts talking about poo, I just kind of crawl up into a ball under the desk and wait for it to end. That’s my approach.”

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Andrew and Jen: “Can I just interject one thing here? We really miss you. We need you! Thank you.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I take a trumpet (Okay) over a sax.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Mmm-kay. I’m gonna say… it has great legs. Easy, sleazy. It’s got great gams!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Remember that time I was confident? That was stupid. (Yeah)”

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Andrew and Sean: “Should Sean take this? Let me rephrase that… No. No, no… no.”

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Clips From TBTL #2198: Jen, Sean and Phyllis Edition

Jen: “And then, the trumpet just brings it home!”

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Jen: “At best, we’re the shopkeeper in The Shire that’s not on camera!”

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Jen: Laughing

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Jen: “‘I’m such a Carrie! I’m such a M…’ No, you’re not! You’re none of those people. You’re the guy who works at Steve’s bar. That’s who you are.”

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Jen: “Paul Giamatti is my everthing.”

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Jen: Singing “My momma don’t like you, she likes everyone.”

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Jen and Luke: “I have been waiting to hide an oppressed person (Yes) for a long time.”

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Jen and Luke: Jen singing a portion of “Love Yourself”

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Jen, Luke and Andrew: Jen’s childhood obsession of Anne Frank has manifested itself into wanting to have a place to hide someone

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Phyllis Fletcher and Andrew: “You know, first, I want to know, does anyone take Bobo and Johnny in to go potty? Oh, come on! Just curious. Okay.”

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Sean: “And, sometimes, I go Donald Ducking with it and go pantsless.”

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Sean: “How the hell did you get my address!?!”

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Sean: “I would totally, I would totally tong kiss you, but I have a girlfriend.”

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Sean and Andrew: “Jen’s Jew Hidin’ House, come on down, everbody! How many Seans can you hide?”

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Sean, Luke and Andrew: “There’s no Riesling there wouldn’t be. You’re a real Sean-melier! Oh! Wow!”

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Sean, Luke and Andrew: “This is a 13.5 percent alcohol, and it is a Syrah. Aaaaagh! That was my other guess! That was my safety guess!”

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Clips From TBTL #2113: Luke Burbank and Jen “Flash” Andrews Edition

Jen: “But, nobody loves the salad; because, the salad is roughage that cleans out your colon. That’s all it is.”

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Jen: “Cuz, I’m a human being. No human being wants a salad.”

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Jen: “I think their body is a wonderland.”

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Jen: “I yelled out, ‘The Shipping News! The Shipping News.'”

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Jen: “Just think about all of the things that happen to your body too; where, you’re like, is this a hemorrhoid or is it rectal cancer?”

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Jen: “Oh, Andrew.”

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Jen: “What I don’t want to do is to be a person who is too clingy.”

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Jen and Andrew: “Is anybody in America sitting in their own filth at the end of the day? It’s not that dirty! I am, but it’s not in the bathtub.”

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Jen, Andrew and Luke: “If you just think about it enough, does it go back to being a hemorrhoid? I don’t know. Turns out, it was a gummy bear. Did I eat beets? Beets: The great terrifier of the modern age.”

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Luke: “Beets: The great terrifier of the modern age.”

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Luke: Chuckling and saying “Right”

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Luke: “I should really have a script for the top of the show.”

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Luke: “I think that we think it ain’t no thang, because it happens a lot these days.”

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Luke: “I’ve made a terrible mistake.”

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Luke: “‘Is it too early to get a fish sandwich?’ Never, on this program.”

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Luke: “It’s my Friday, Andrew! Don’t, don’t blame me, it’s my Friday.”

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Luke: Pod-dog is dogatonic

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Luke: “She is the Ur-True Thin.”

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Luke: “So, I don’t know what’s wrong with me.”

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Luke: Thanking an “anonymous” Dazzling Donor

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Luke: “They say, day drinking is the intersection of preparation and luck.”

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Luke: “Yesss!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Because, my girlfriend, in our society, my girlfriend sounds like ‘Oh, maybe they’ve been dating for a year.’ My wife sounds like, ‘Oh, they doin’ this!’ Mmm.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Do you ever have moments where you wish you were just married? No.”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s the highest comedic compliment I pay someone… He’s never, he’s never said it to me, Jen. Let me just put it that way.”

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Luke and Andrew: Non-Wife and Common Law Work Wife

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Luke and Andrew: “There isn’t ever been a point where you’re like, ‘I wouldn’t mind kicking this up one notch, somehow.’ No.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Well, for me, and this is why I just keep getting married… Hey, stay away from Genevieve, you jerk.”

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Luke and Jen: “I had the funk of 40,000 Burbanks (Yeah)”

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Luke and Jen: “Let me go to my memory palace, aka the bathroom at the Guild 45th. Exactly.”

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Clips From TBTL #2113: Andrew Walsh Edition

Andrew: Attempting to do the Price is Right Fail Horn

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Andrew: Chuckle

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Andrew: “God forbid that they ever see this shit!”

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Andrew: “Hello, Luke Burbank. Hello, Luke Burbank.”

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Andrew: Inhaling and Exhaling

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Andrew: “It’s nice to have a, a culturally relevant person on the show to talk to Luke.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: “Mmm”

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Andrew: “No.”

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Andrew: “No.” #2

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Andrew: “No, it’s gone, it’s all gone. It’s all torn up and in a dumpster in LA.”

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Andrew: “No!!!”

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Andrew: “No!!! Really!?!”

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Andrew: “Oh my God!”

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Andrew: “Oh, wow! There are dozens of you!”

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Andrew: “Really!?!”

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Andrew: “The worm has turn(ed).”

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Andrew: “There is a Salad Dragon that I’ve been chasing since you guys did your live show in, in South Seattle.”

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Andrew: “What does #ScrewAndrew mean though, does anybody know? Why is that trending? I don’t… I confused.”

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Andrew: “Wow! Wow.”

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Andrew: “You’re taking him on. Take him on!”

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Andrew and Luke: Laughing

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Andrew and Luke: “There’s nothing that we can’t do or wouldn’t do that, we couldn’t do if we were married. That’s a weird way of putting it. That’s not what I meant, but you follow me. Yeah, you’re talking about butt stuff.”

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Andrew, Jen and Luke: “You’re just saying, ‘Take a moment and hug your bathtub today.’ Yes. Right.”

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Clips From TBTL 2000th Epithode

Andrew: “Because, nothing is cooler than a guy wearing a t-shirt with his own face on it.”

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Andrew: “The segment is called, ‘What are you talking about?!?'”

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Andrew: “This is really curing me of my desire to someday do stand-up, by the way.”

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Andrew and Sean: Sean only made Jell-O two ways instead of three

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Jen and Luke: A glitch on the line made Jen’s voice come through sounding like a robot’s voice

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Jen, Andrew and Luke: No Offense

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Luke: “Alright, we’ll be right back with more of the TBTL 2000th epithode. I said epithode like on the t-shirt. Like on the t-shirt you can buy in back.”

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Luke: “I had Linh Pham go back through all of the data on this. This is real. This is real. The struggle and the data is real here.”

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Luke: “If you don’t know ‘Round Here’, you can’t be ’round this car.”

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Luke: Getting a shout out from Luke at the end of the show

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Luke: “Simple math. It’s like, two thousand plus two thousand equals… a bag of alcohol from Aaron Rodden at the Air-Raid podcast. Good stuff.”

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Luke: “Stories of almost, but didn’t.”

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Luke: “The struggle and the data is real here.”

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Luke: “You buy the ticket, you lick the spit? We’re still working that one out.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Can you do that? Can you re-inhabit? Yeah, I think so. I think we’re doing it. Okay.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke almost said: “Welcome back to the final episode” of TBTL

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Luke and Andrew: “Now, let me just ask… I don’t really know how we work this out, if the answer from Andrew is ‘No’; but, can we do this (No.) Oh, okay.”

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Luke and Andrew: “One of the very bizarre elements of this show, is that there’s a podcast about this podcast. Often this podcast shouldn’t be about this podcast. (No!)”

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Luke, Andrew and Sean: Cummerbund

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Luke, Andrew and Sean: TBTL 2000 Index

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Luke and Sean: “Do you need to focus on what’s about to happen? No, I haven’t been focusing at all tonight. Alright, good. (Why start now?) So far, so good.”

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Luke and Sean: Sean’s British Accents

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Sean and Celene “Leeni” Ramadan: Singing Their TBTL Theme Song

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