Clips From TBTL #3576

Andrew: “And, we do-do”

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Andrew: “How are your feet? What’s going on with your feet this morning?”

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Andrew: “I was prepared for you to be coming in here today… the opposite of hot”

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Andrew: “It was kids hanging out in the 70s film thing, and they were splashing around, and having fun, and they were having a dinner out on the… on the back porch of this cabin that looked absolutely perfect. And, I just wanted to love in that movie… Then, they get all stabby!”

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Andrew: “Oh… thank you!”

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Andrew: “Please don’t look at me while you say that”

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Andrew: “This is a question I don’t like asking you, and I try to ask it as… little as possible; but… how are your feet? What’s going on with your feet this morning, after your cold water plunge?”

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Andrew, Jen and Luke: “It’s happening… (Yeah, yeah. Get it, get it) Okay. Let’s go”

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Jen: “Get it, get it. Yeah, yeah”

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Jen: “Go upstairs and put pants on now!!”

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Jen: “I get it, get it. Yeah, yeah. Get it”

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Jen: “Just to be clear, I blame everything on the boogie”

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Jen: “Oh, we sit around talking about grammar and big words”

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Jen: Singing “I’m gonna do you like Michael. I’m gonna kiss you like Prince”

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Jen: Singing “I’m gonna thrill you like Michael. I’m gonna kiss you like Prince”

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Jen: Singing “I’m gonna… pick you up like a… gentleman in a… Cadillac”

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Luke: “And, I went and… and sat in the sauna… nude… and humiliated”

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Luke: “Hold on! You’ve been scrolling for way too long”

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Luke: “I decided, Andrew… to go shirtless”

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Luke: “I hate that guy”

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Luke: “I said, ‘I swam to Alcatraz, motherfucker'”

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Luke: “If I see #Trump… I am flicking that thing so fast”

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Luke: “It was somewhere between… humiliation and triumph”

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Luke: “It was the civil war of my vanity”

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Luke: “Jonathan Lipnicki for the win”

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Luke: “Naked as a jaybird”

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Luke: “Okay. Let’s go”

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Luke: “Okay. Let’s go” #2

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Luke: “Okay. Let’s go” #3

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Luke: “Okay. Let’s go” #4

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Luke: “Okay. Let’s go” #5

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Luke: “Ooh! Just got light-headed… I’m still… in hypothermia”

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Luke: Saying “I work for NPR. I talked about grammar. I’m Luke Burbank” in a snooty manner

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Luke: Saying “That’s brisk” as if his mouth was full of water

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Luke: “Well ask him. He’s right there”

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Luke: “You put a towel down so that the next person doesn’t have to sit on your butt juice”

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Luke and Andrew: “They… hoisted my pale… (Slippery) chunky frame. My pale, slippery, chunky 45 year old frame… into the Zodiac”

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Luke and Jen: “From stagnant to fetid! Yeah. There you go”

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Luke and Jen: “I kept saying, ‘you people’… What do you… what do you people trying to order? There you go”

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Clips From TBTL #3554

Rest in peace, Mike Frizzell. You will be dearly missed. If you would like to donate some funds and/or bid on some vintage TBTL gear, check out the auction portal that Jen “Flash” Andrews set up at: 32auctions.com/prettysnarky. The auction ends on 23 November 2021.

 

Andrew: “I just say Kai Ryssdal is my colleague and leave it at that”

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Andrew: “Kai Ryssdal is my co-pilot”

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Andrew: “My brain is not working today”

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Andrew: “Now you need an apology button”

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Andrew: “Oh, Andrew. You’d do fine in prison”

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Luke: “Don’t blame me… I voted for Ryssdal”

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Luke: “I know my way around a shot of alcohol”

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Luke: “I’ve converted my cough button into a cry button today”

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Luke: “Kai Ryssdal is my co-pilot?”

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Luke: “Thank God it’s under the helmet”

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Luke, Andrew and Jen: Sean was an underling, mentor and mentee

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Clips From TBTL #3135

Andrew: “And again, I’m not, I’m not proud of these things”

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Andrew: “Are those the lyrics you’re looking for? Because, I have them right here”

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Andrew: “Because, I see… all kinds of people do it… Some of them do it in just a way that is joyful and they look awkward and silly; but, everybody just loves them. And… you know, I wish I could be that person; but, I just… I can’t”

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Andrew: “Cannot take this raw. Cannot put this directly into my veins right now”

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Andrew: “Cuz, I have a big chunk of that memorized”

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Andrew: “Hey… I’m too cool for the wave”

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Andrew: “I’m a devil on the run. A six gun lover. A candle in the wind”

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Andrew: “I’m a devil on the run. A six gun lover. A candle in the wind… Maybe? Are those the lyrics you’re looking for? Because, I have them right here”

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Andrew: “I’m also the type of guy who used to love it when radio stations went dead”

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Andrew: “I’ve been… monitoring my smells”

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Andrew: “Nope. Can’t, can’t, can’t, can’t”

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Andrew: “Ooh, that smells good”

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Andrew: Saying “Sorry, Luke, I’m a little out of breath. I’m… on a walk right now. Just trying… get my steps in, keep the heart rate up… Go ahead… Sorry, what’s that?”

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Andrew: “There is something in us, Luke”

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Andrew: “Will read the distillation of this later. Cannot take this raw. Cannot put this directly into my veins right now”

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Andrew: “Yeah! Don’t fall over!”

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Andrew and Luke: Laughing

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Andrew and Luke: “Lotta mines to craft. Lotta, (Mmm-hmm) lotta crafts to mine”

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Jen: “Are you okay? Please answer… Okay… Everything alright? Please answer”

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Jen: Singing “The world turned upside down”

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Luke: “I got something to say… vapin’… is good for me!”

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Luke: “I’m, I’m plummeting down the fame… the fame ladder”

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Luke: “In this case, I was scrambling so much that I just dragged it off of my desktop. It was sent to me by my special… anonymous audio assistant… who grabs tape of you”

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Luke: “It’s your lucky day… you just found a Houdini… windbreaker… in a bush”

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Luke: “Now, you have a friend in the vulture business”

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Luke: “Payola? Pay to play? That’s what we’re all about, bee-bee [ph]

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Luke: “This is… where my wave comes in”

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Luke: “Wild and crazy guys move”

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Luke: “Yeah, Burbs. You did it. You’re a classy individual”

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Luke: “You’re not gonna survive this; let’s be honest… You’re… You get the COVID, you’re done”

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Luke and Andrew: “That’s a highly Burbankian moment you’ve just described. It was, it was something, man… It was really nice”

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Rapping from TBTL 2008-10-30 Hour 1

Back in October 2008, Jen and Luke each wrote lyrics to a rap song that the listeners would then choose which one was the best. During the first hour of the show aired on 2008-10-30, they played the recordings of Jen performing the two rap songs, along with Sean rapping “Light in the Creek” over his own rap beats.

On that show, they had announced that the listeners had picked Jen’s rap lyrics over Luke’s.

Jen: Rapping “Light in the Crack”

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Jen: Rapping “Stop Trippin'”

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Sean: Rap Beats

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Sean: Rapping “Light in the Crack”

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