Tag: Luke Burbank

Andrew: “Ah… excuse me!?”

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Andrew: “And, good luck to all!”

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Andrew: “Does it have a knotty body?”

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Andrew: “Hoo-yahs”

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Andrew: “I believe the ‘OW’ stands for… Owen Wilson”

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Andrew: “I just want to fly and blow things up!”

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Andrew: “Lesser!?”

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Andrew: Meowing

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Andrew: Meowing #2

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Andrew: Meowing #3

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Andrew: Singing “Woo-dy dogs are the cutie dogs”

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Andrew: “Sweet, sweet warm steam”

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Andrew: “This… be… complicated”

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Andrew: “Toilet Time with T’eo”

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Andrew: “Wish I hadn’t said that”

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Andrew: “You like birds. You don’t like games”

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Andrew and Luke: “Hoo-aah! Hoo-aaah!!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Oh, I know you’re hungry. Oh, I know you’re hungry (Oh, you do know the song)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Rudy… dogs are… kwutie [ph] dogs… are… (Right now… Woo-dy dogs are… more cutie than any other dogs in the Microsoft cloud!)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Wait. Who did ‘I Believe I Could Fly’? R Kelly… Complicated. And, ‘Kiss From a Rose’ is Seal. Seal. Right… Hmm… Wish I hadn’t said that”

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Luke: “Andrew and I have self-quarantined here. We’re sheltering in place. We’re surviving… on landjägers… and black coffee. And, it is a wild time!”

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Luke: “Do you even Thunder, bro?”

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Luke: “Hoo-aah”

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Luke: “It’ll be a… day full of… really painful truths for old LB to confront”

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Luke: “It’s the right amount of realistic”

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Luke: “Wham! I just got hammered”

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Luke and Andrew: “No mountain too tall. And, my Internet doesn’t work”

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With Luke and Andrew saying a fair number of variations on the phrases “Hoo-ah” and “Hoo-ha” on the show, it would be a shame if a supercut of all of those instances wasn’t created.

Luke and Andrew: Hoo-ahs and Hoo-has

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Andrew: “Chickens basically have one hole in… and one hole out… for everything… Everything!”

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Andrew: “Didn’t I make a joke about ‘Scent of a Hoo-Aaah’… the other day?”

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Andrew: “Egg?”

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Andrew: “Everything!”

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Andrew: “Fire up the old Crackle”

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Andrew: “Hoo-aaah!”

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Andrew: “Hoo-aah”

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Andrew: “Hoo-aah?!”

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Andrew: “Hoo-ha”

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Andrew: “Hoo-ha!”

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Andrew: “Hoo-ha!” #2

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Andrew: “Hoo-has”

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Andrew: “I never knew! I never knew!”

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Andrew: “I think eggs are almost magical”

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Andrew: “It’s a scramble, not a choice”

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Andrew: “Love, it’s what makes an… Out…back an Outback”

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Andrew: Making a funny sound

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Andrew: “Scent of a Hoo-Aaah”

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Andrew: “This is amazing! They’re so clearly actors! I never knew! I never knew!”

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Andrew: “You okay there? Ooh, you look green. Luke just turned green”

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Andrew: “You’re a sex kook”

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Andrew and Luke: Saying “Hoo-aah… Hoo-aah” in a drawn out and downer manner

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Luke: “Hoo-aaah!”

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Luke: “Hoo-aaah!” #2

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Luke: “Hoo-aah!”

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Luke: “Hoo-ah”

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Luke: “Hoo-ah” #2

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Luke: “Hoo-ah?”

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Luke: “Hoo-ha”

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Luke: “Hoo-ha!”

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Luke: “I’m a verified sex kook”

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Luke: “I’m a verified sex kook, Andrew; and, everybody knows–I don’t care who knows it”

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Luke: “Look at his watch and says, ‘Hoo;’ but, does not follow it up with a ‘Ha!'”

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Luke: “Meow”

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Luke: “Meow-ha!”

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Luke: Saying “I’m a bum… but, I’m a Harvard bum” as Joe Pesci

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Luke: Singing the theme song to “The Judge”

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Luke: “There we go. Now, that is adorable!”

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Luke: “This is Jeopardy!”

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Luke: “Who…Aaah”

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Luke: “Whoa-ha!”

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Luke: “Ya never catch me, coppers!”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s like back to the milk thing, like… if I spend too much time thinking about what milk is… Yeah. It’s pretty off-putting (Yeah)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, wow! It’s Mr. Podcast! Oh, shit!!”

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Luke and Andrew: “You know it, baby! You know it, baby!”

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Andrew: “Also, it might be kind of that Ohio thing. We really like to round things out where I come from”

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Andrew: “I mean, I shouldn’t have started the, the show this way. I just thought I was just… you know, bite the hand that feeds me”

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Andrew: “I’d never, I’ve never said, ‘Nip it in the butt'”

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Andrew: “I’m a little tetchy about it”

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Andrew: “Little bit more BG on this experience”

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Andrew: “Man, is it happening”

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Andrew: “Man, is it happening… And, I’m a little tetchy about it; I’m not gonna lie”

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Andrew: “Man… Oh, geez. Oh, Louise”

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Andrew: “Nip it in the butt”

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Andrew: “Now, my brain is just locking up”

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Andrew: “Peek-a-boo”

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Andrew: “Peek-a-boo” #2

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Andrew: Singing “Magic 107.5”

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Andrew: Singing “There’s a hole in my head where the hair don’t grow”

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Andrew: “Somebody get me the Aykroyds… Both of ’em… because, I have an idea”

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Andrew: “Sounds like a challenge, listeners”

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Andrew: “Vroom-vroom sounds”

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Andrew: “Who are the animals!?”

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Andrew: “Wow, that’s interesting! I almost wonder if you need the passion there”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew saying “home” in a drawn out manner twice

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m loving it! This is what I’m here for! (Oh, good!)”

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Luke: “I am broadcasting from… inside… a… cozy… bathrobe… right now. Don’t get any ideas, people. I’m also wearing clothes under it”

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Luke: “I fire a couple dog rockets of logic at you and you don’t like it”

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Luke: “I just took a DNA test. It said I’m a hundred percent the guy who put that gum under the thing”

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Luke: “I think I’m… I’m honing in on it”

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Luke: “Nip it in the butt!”

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Luke: “Oh, we all are… going to Hell in a handbasket”

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Luke: “Ooh, la-la!”

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Luke: Speaking in gibberish

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Luke: “WTF… Why the forte”

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Luke and Andrew: “If I were following you around… with a spy cam; which, I am. Wow… Yeah. I’m a neurotic person (I just got a cease and desist. It says, ‘Please stop… videotaping Andrew with that spy cam’)”

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Andrew: “And, I am not a robe man!”

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Andrew: “Cuz, I have to; because, I’m a dummy. And, I say a lot of dumb things on the show all the time”

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Andrew: “I am not a robe guy… I’m a boot guy”

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Andrew: “I grew up really weird”

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Andrew: “I hit it… I punch it twice every time I go by”

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Andrew: “I hit it… I punch it twice every time I go by… Gently. Lovingly”

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Andrew: “If every American suddenly had a million dollars, the dollar wouldn’t be worth shit”

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Andrew: “If you can’t take the heat, Luke… Get out of the Kitchens”

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Andrew: “Literally, the… the need for toilet paper is spreading like a virus”

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Andrew: “My… goodness!”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “Sure; but, hey, I’m not an animal”

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Andrew: “The bones of the joke are good”

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Andrew: “The coronavirus is not going after your butt!”

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Andrew: “The coronavirus is not going after your butt! Sorry”

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Andrew: “This is less interesting than that”

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Andrew and Luke: “Can we just bro down for a second, though? And, again, this is a weird place to do it (Please)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Well, you put your money where your mouth is, kind of, literally in this case. Like, you really… truly (Oh, yeah) do believe it’s hippie tears. Wow! I mean… (Yes!) Wow!”

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Andrew and Luke: “You have a way of observing the details of my life, though; and, then exploiting them on the show (Only the ones you don’t me to see)”

 

Luke: “Andrew! This podcast is haunted!”

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Luke: “I am often running around the house, I’m not–Listen… everybody… don’t get too excited… with what I’m about to say; but, I’m often running the house… unclothed”

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Luke: “I said, ‘I thought it was inert; but, it turned out to be highly nert'”

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Luke: Playing his Otamatone

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Luke: Playing his Otamatone while Andrew was speaking

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Luke: Saying “Hi, everybody… I’m your host Kai Ryssdal. I’m here, I’m alive, I’m tingling” as Kai Ryssdal

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Luke: “These boots are made for watchin’… Parenthetically… arty movies”

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Luke: “This is… plenty industrial. Like, this ain’t hippie tears”

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Luke: “We out!”

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Luke: “Whoa! Okay. I’m… I’m here… I’m alive; and, I’m tingling”

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Luke and Andrew: “I don’t understand your brain, Andrew. (I don’t either, man…) I don’t understand it, bro!”

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Luke and Andrew: “What is your relationship with bathrobes? Not good”

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Luke and Andrew: “When I’m home, I wanna nest… so hard… (Sure) And, relax, so hard”

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Andrew: “Be careful what you say!”

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Andrew: “Come here, Luke”

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Andrew: “Don’t touch your… feet to your face”

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Andrew: “Human! Human!! Operator! Operator! Too complicated!”

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Andrew: “I don’t think it’s, ‘cocked and loaded’, is it?”

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Andrew: “I hate you in photos; I only like you in real life”

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Andrew: “I know I’m taking this in a weird direction”

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Andrew: “I really am my own TBTL daddy. Eww”

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Andrew: “I spend a lot of time on this show… amping up my character of being a, a neurotic person; and, that’s not… that’s not untrue… I am a neurotic person; but, maybe not quite as neurotic as you think”

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Andrew: Making a sexy growling sound

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Andrew: “Old, face touchy Andrew over here”

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Andrew: Saying “Okay, Luke. Can you hear me okay? Is it okay if I do the show like this?” as if his head was in a dry cleaning bag

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Andrew: Singing “Canyonero!”

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Andrew: “There goes my star turn. Thanks a lot, Hari”

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Andrew: “We are in my home… And, I did just wash my hands; so, can I touch your face?”

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Andrew: “Zoink!”

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Andrew and Luke: “How about that? Kevin’s wife! (Kevin’s wife) Forty-five… Collision course”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m just biased against, I guess… good looking young people in photos. What do you want me to say? And, yet, you and I are friends; so, you’ve gotten it over as it relates to me. I hate you in photos; I only like you in real life”

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Luke: “Ah, yeah, yeah”

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Luke: “Crouching Andrew, Hidden Yukon”

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Luke: “I did something that I’m not proud of”

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Luke: “I sneezed in my car, by myself, today and it felt like a hate crime”

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Luke: “I’m falling apart here”

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Luke: “In an un-Burbankian… turn”

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Luke: Making seat vibration sounds

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Luke: Singing “We ain’t… going nowhere… We ain’t… going nowhere”

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Luke: Singing “Working on my night wolf”

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Luke: “Some good, old complaining from Burbs… coming up”

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Luke: “The early blurs gets the blurm [ph]“

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Luke: There are about five of these… fucking Yukons”

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Luke: “This was classically me hoisting myself by my own petard”

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Luke: “Well, you know me… cocked and loaded… Classically”

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Luke: “You learn to live in a dry cleaning bag. I was born in it”

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Luke and Andrew: “He’s the best at not touching his face, Andrew! (Oh my… God!) What a world!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I love ya… (This is a story) babe”

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