Tag: Luke Burbank

Andrew: “Aw, damn, Luke”

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Andrew: “Because, as eleven became noon… As noon became one… and, as one became two”

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Andrew: “I am… furious”

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Andrew: “I literally opened up my mouth and… that’s what came out”

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Andrew: “I’m being serious here”

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Andrew: “I’m not really worried about it. I mean, have you met me? I’m a very chill guy”

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Andrew: “It’s prime Andy time!”

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Andrew: “Look up, my friends… Look up to the skies. It’s clear! I’m fine”

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Andrew: “Oh, man… The roads must be… nasty, nasty, nasty out there”

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Andrew: “Put more weight on it!”

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Andrew: “So, are we not gonna do that Hump… movie… anymore… for HUMP! fest?”

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Andrew: “That will depress me”

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Andrew: “This is the life somebody who doesn’t have a lot of ambitions and doesn’t have a lot of places to–he needs to be”

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Andrew: “You’re a little bit like this too; although, you’ll deny it”

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Andrew and Luke: “Are… you… (Wow) shitting me”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m kinda being a bad… boyfriend; if you can imagine it. Usually, it’s my responsibility (Mmm, sexy)”

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Luke: “Cool, cool, cool”

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Luke: “Deuces!”

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Luke: Drawn out “This so… takes me back!”

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Luke: “God. All of this sounds sexual”

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Luke: “Hoo-wah!!”

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Luke: “I had the confidence of a much younger woman”

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Luke: “I liked… Ike’s!”

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Luke: “I… as an American and frequent pooper”

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Luke: “I’m lyin’ here!”

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Luke: Saying “Mankato, the big city!” in a funny manner

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Luke: “They’re all just called ‘Andrew-underscore-underscore’… because, of… a certain… listener to the show that pulls drops from you… that’s the formatting that that person uses… when they send them to me”

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Luke: “This is, you know, right up… Burbs’s [sic] alley”

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Luke: “Well… I’d take her to the shelter and have her put down… but… you know what? We had a good run, me and the Bay Kitty”

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Luke: “What happened to Ike’s?”

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Luke: “What happened to Ike’s?” #2

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Luke: “You don’t wanna hear my white, hot takes on ‘The Irishmen’? And, by the way, most of my takes are white, hot”

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Luke: “Ze Andrew drops… Z’Andrew drops”

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Luke and Andrew: “See what happens when you feed a Professor in the kitchen? See?”

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Andrew: “Bagels are just more of a way of life”

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Andrew: “Boy… people are gonna be stealing our identities all over the place”

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Andrew: “But, I Burbank’d it”

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Andrew: “Butter sponge”

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Andrew: “Cut off the tip… Take the bite”

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Andrew: “Don’t leave home without it”

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Andrew: “I do feel like the show’s gotten worse since my life has gotten better”

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Andrew: “It was so hard not to have really dark thoughts”

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Andrew: “Oh my God! He put ketchup on the hot dog! Or, he toast his bagels. You don’t do that! This is New York! Like, screw all of that… I hate that shit so much!”

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Andrew: “Otherwise, my ears will freeze off”

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Andrew: Saying “This is not interesting” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: “Screw all of that… I hate that shit so much!”

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Andrew: “Take me drunk; I’m Buffalo Bill”

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Andrew: “The ocean scared me”

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Andrew: “There is something very, very biting about a Cleveland winter”

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Andrew: “This show’s getting weird”

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Andrew: “Uh-huh. He’s got the Bemidji fifteen?”

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Andrew: “You got to release desire”

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Andrew and Luke: “I don’t know. I, I have a choice: I can get my midrift… [sic] (Yeah) frost-bitten… (Yeah) or, I can look like a schlub. The people… wanna see it”

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Andrew and Luke: “People consider me the Cookie Roberts of… public radio (RIP)”

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Andrew and Luke: “This is not appropriate for our show; but, since it did just get me… And, this is a little dirty, okay? Ooh! So, people… (Explicit) get the, get the kids out of the room”

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Andrew and Luke: “Who’s my little butter sponge? (Aww!)”

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Luke: “Beagle, bagel, boggles and boogles”

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Luke: “Hunh. Applebee’s Pizza… Shit!!”

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Luke: “I have no… good… startup ideas!”

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Luke: “I said, ‘make the podcast stinky'”

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Luke: “I’m on the–the bad half of this life”

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Luke: “Luke… Durbank”

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Luke: “My Bs are pretty sad”

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Luke: “New York City? Get a bagel”

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Luke: “Ooh!”

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Luke: Saying “Did I do a good one?” as Steve Urkel

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Luke: “The listeners are just a… just a… brownish area with points to you”

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Luke: “Toasted bagel? Roasted mayor”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s called ‘Skin Laundry’? Oh, no! Buffalo Bill, (Right?) go home! (Hundred percent! Where are we gonna put this lotion?)”

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Andrew: “Asp Me Another”

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Andrew: “Cuz, if this battery dies, we’re in a lot of trouble”

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Andrew: “Good day sir!!”

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Andrew: “He’s a real sad bastard”

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Andrew: “I love these shoes”

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Andrew: “I mean, you’re just bad with G words!”

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Andrew: “I will never go there with you”

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Andrew: “Is his brain finally broken, once and for all?”

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Andrew: “It’s a real… bummer on a long flight”

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Andrew: “My God, brother! You are good at this game!”

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Andrew: “Oh my God! This one was made for you!”

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Andrew: “Oh my God!!!”

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Andrew: Saying “Recording while being plugged in!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “Somehow, I’m gonna lose this quiz; because… I am going to get all of these names wrong… I’m not gonna be able to pronounce anything”

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Andrew: “They’re… you know… fine, brown shoes”

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Andrew: “You can have your… dinger back”

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Andrew: “You got five out of six, so far; you son of a gun!”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew not remembering names and things is all an act

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Andrew and Luke: “How you feeling? Terrible”

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Andrew and Luke: “I think the most important thing is that, if I just keep on giving you opportunities (Yep) to go on tangents, we’d never have to talk about your goddamn armpit. No, that’s tangent number… three. No”

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Andrew and Luke: “I will never go there with you… Hmm. It’s the break-up Caribou”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m angry about it! Yes you are”

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Andrew and Luke: “You do okay! I do fine! I call myself, ‘The White Stedman'”

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Andrew and Luke: “You got yo-yo… (Okay) You got dodo… (Yeah) You got dumb-dumb… (Mmm-hmm) You got lame brain”

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Andrew and Luke: “You wanna put the professionality out there. Yeah. Professionality is a word that I just made up! Yeah”

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Luke: “Alexa… remind everyone to open the TBTL newsletter”

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Luke: “Andrew has… massive hands”

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Luke: “It’s a… giant… vape cloud of deodorant”

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Luke: “Okay… Now, it’s happening… Tangent number four”

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Luke: Singing a portion of the Super Mario Bros. Underground theme

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Luke: Singing the first few notes of the Super Mario Bros. Underground theme

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Luke: “So, now… the worm is turning”

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Luke: “This is living!”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, don’t let me forget, I also wanna talk to you about my armpit… Oh… God!”

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Luke and Andrew: “As I’m talking, I can feel… my… right armpit starting to stink, Andrew… (Oh, no) just get ready for that”

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Luke and Andrew: “But, the problem is… The rashes. No”

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Luke and Andrew: Nothing has changed with Luke as he’s still on public radio talking about his armpits and has someone who doesn’t want him to

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Luke and Andrew: “So… my left armpit… has deodorant on it, my right armpit does not have deodorant it… And… I will remember that for noogie time”

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Luke and Andrew: “The only problem is, one of his armpits stinks. And, that brings us, Andrew… (Damnit!)”

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