Clips From McMillan Men #9

Andrew: “And, he so Edwards it up, right?”

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Andrew: “Oh, you’re a tugger”

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Andrew: “Tsk-tsk-tsk-ing”

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Andrew: “Well, you got this, you got the bird bath, you got the bup-a-bup-a-bup”

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Andrew: “What’s the symbolism behind that?”

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Andrew: “Yeah, I have a dumb face. People think I’m dumb because of my face”

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Andrew and Luke: “Close the things that close… Write down the things that should be written down… Burbank!”

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Luke: “Oh, yeah!!”

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Luke: “Pwned him”

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Luke: “We’re polishing our own apple a little too hard”

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Luke and Andrew: “Exactly; the way that Claudia Schiffer denies that she’s my girlfriend… Is that true?”

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Clips From TBTL #3006

Andrew: “At what point do you start listening to Dori Monson?”

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Andrew: Drawn out “‘Apocalypse Now’ again, Mr. Burbank?”

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Andrew: “Hunh?”

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Andrew: “I hate body paint so much; it just icks me out”

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Andrew: “I will be disputing it!”

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Andrew: “I’m just full of caffeine and rambling now”

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Andrew: “It’s not worth shit”

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “Q… Quick aside”

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Andrew: “Not to confuse our… cheesy bands”

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Andrew: “Oh, it was a Lab! It was a Labrador!”

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Andrew: “Oh! There goes another parking spot for me”

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Andrew: “She doesn’t have to see my Minecraft face”

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Andrew: “She’s, like, ‘But, my name is this'”

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Andrew: Singing “I’m never sure which one I am”

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Andrew: Singing “You can go your own way”

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Andrew: “Thank you, Flo”

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Andrew: “They tore down paradise and they’re putting up another… multi-use condo building”

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Andrew: “This is impossible for me to describe”

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Andrew: “What did you think about ‘the flap’?”

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Andrew: “What did you think about ‘the flap’? Aw, shit. I know. Agh, damnit”

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Andrew: “What’s their deal? Why does everybody hate ’em so much more than all of the other garbage out there?”

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Andrew: “You shall be released”

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Andrew and Luke: Singing “Liberty, Liberty, Liberty… Liberty (Liberty)”

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Luke: “(Now, you have a friend in the diam…) In the garbage business”

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Luke: Cute laugh

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Luke: “Definitely, you can twist it… and you can turn it how ever you want; and, that’s immaterial”

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Luke: “Do we shun the people that don’t shun him? And, then, do we shun the people that don’t shun the people that don’t shun him?”

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Luke: “I almost said, ‘Gonad'”

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Luke: “I don’t mean to laugh, Andrew; because, I know you’ve kind of had a morning”

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Luke: “I mean, that is the biggest… load of hooey”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Lord knows… what was going on in his soggy brain”

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Luke: “Oh… my… goodness!”

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Luke: “Peace and love… Peace… and love… my man”

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Luke: Saying “Yeah!” as Adam Duritz

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Luke: “We don’t usually… we try not to… be a blood supply feeding the tumor that is the current presidency”

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Luke: “Well, as a MG who has TOW’d”

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Luke: “You are, basically now, a garbage empath”

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Luke: “You paint your cow spot?”

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Luke and Andrew: “You’ll come for the petty thievery… you’ll stay for the lack of garbage pickup. Right”

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Clips From TBTL #3005

Andrew: “Also… birds… flying around… Luke!”

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Andrew: “And, don’t blame me… if you miss it again”

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Andrew: “Aw, man! Whad’ya–whad’ya doing, Walsh?”

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Andrew: “But, the thing is, I… actually have guilt feelings about that”

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Andrew: “Can I do this in five? Yes, I can”

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Andrew: “Can I mention one other thing that I just want to get off my chest?”

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Andrew: “I don’t think of you as a stubble man”

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Andrew: “I have the face God gave me”

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Andrew: “I just… lost it”

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Andrew: “I should be TBTL’s number one brand evangelist”

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Andrew: “I… forget ninety-eight percent of… everything that is said on this show; including, my own… comments”

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Andrew: “Oh, we’re done with the hot dog shit”

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Andrew: “Please empty them this week”

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Andrew: Saying “And now, we’re putting booze in a pod; so, you can take it to your party!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “Shut up! Shut up!”

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Andrew: “Sketch me in a coloring book like one of your French girls”

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Andrew: “There was a little, some snark… some snark in that tweet”

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Andrew: “Third, third, third, third, third, I’m fine!”

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Andrew: “This, like, goddamn hero worship for somebody who made, like… mid-level, at best, whiskey is just disgusting”

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Andrew: “UP UP DOWN DOWN LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT A B A B START?” [ed: Nope]

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Andrew: “Yeah, he really captured my… ‘Am I smelling a fart’ grimace”

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Andrew: “You and I should be number one and number two”

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Andrew: “You and I were running on… gas”

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Andrew: “You get me”

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Andrew: “You know, sometimes I can beat myself up a little bit”

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Andrew: “You know… honey flavor blasted, woohoo whiskey”

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Andrew and Luke: “Third, third, third, third, third, I’m fine! Third! Three-turdy? Two-turdy. Three-turdy”

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Luke: “Again, as a sketchy person, as a noted, local sketchy person”

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Luke: “And, we’re back”

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Luke: “By the way, this is a stand-your-snark… state”

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Luke: “Garbage collectors are so meta”

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Luke: “I’m comfortable saying they’ve had coitus… in the amount of time that you haven’t had your garbage picked up”

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Luke: “Longest running co…brosef… of… the show-sef… he is… TBTL’s… number one brand evangelist (Yah!)”

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Luke: Quietly saying “What really happened was… I don’t know if she’s still here. I don’t want her to overhear it”

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Luke: Singing “It’s an old day”

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Luke: Singing “No shoes. No shirt. No problem”

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Luke: “What!? He had a fucking barn!”

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Clips From TBTL #3004

Andrew: “Hashish!?”

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Andrew: “I have literally no idea. I thought you were gonna tell me”

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Andrew: “I know how words work. I’m getting there”

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Andrew: “I love that; but, I also feel threatened now, somehow”

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Andrew: “I stood up for a second; when you stand up, you can really tell this boat is moving, huh?”

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Andrew: “I was drinking LaCroix when I first listened to this voicemail today and it almost come out my nose, twice. I’m not kidding you. I was… dying”

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Andrew: “I was excited to find out”

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Andrew: “It was just a… a, a reservoir for drunk people”

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Andrew: “Oh, Andrew”

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Andrew: “Oh, Shawn”

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Andrew: “So, I thought it would be fun to go through and see if there was any gold in them thar hills”

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Andrew: “Speech! Speech! Speech!”

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Andrew: “This one goes back to 2012, it looks like. Ah, this is the Spring of 2012… a more innocent time”

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Andrew: “Well… I’ll probably never see any of you people again”

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Andrew: “What happened!?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Am I talking like Mort? Yes. What happened!?”

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Andrew and Luke: “I know… On the other hand… you… you put all this together today. Well, we put it together… together… No, you put it together and I watched you freak out (Well, you… No, no, no. You were a big help, buddy)”

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Andrew and Luke: “This has got to be… the weirdest Waffle House I’ve ever been in, (Yeah) in my whole life”

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Luke: “A non-phone call that will live in infamy”

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Luke: “Don’t come a-knockin’!”

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Luke: “Happy Rennsday indeed!!”

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Luke: “I see people are leaving; and, I have to tell them, we’re at sea… You can’t go anywhere… You may not be enjoying this; but, this is just–It is what it is for the next three hours”

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Luke: “I’m talking to my boys!!!”

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Luke: “One step below… my abortion”

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Luke: Saying “And, it’s happening people!” in a sing-songy manner

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Luke: Saying “Andy B!!” as Agent Mort

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Luke: “That puts the ‘sish’ in ‘hashish’!”

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Luke: “This will start out easy and get easier… that’s how, that’s how it works, okay?”

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Luke: “What… the heck!!?”

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Luke: “Wow. Okay, that’s fine. You know what? Everyone just take a shots at ol’ Burbs tonight… It can be that kind of show”

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Luke and Andrew: “Should we encourage people to call the voicemail line; or, is it just creating more work? No, I love the voicemail line. These are from before my ti–Am I talking like Mort? Yes. What happened!? Andy B!!”

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Luke and Sean: “How are those wristbands treating you, Sean? I don’t feel nauseous; but, I just shit my pants!”

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Luke and Sean: “Sean, how’s the score? Thanks for asking, Luke”

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Luke, Jay Kelley and Sean: “I’ll give you a hint, he’s also on Schitt’s Creek… Oh… wait… it’s not… (Which, you’re currently up) Alright, that’s good. I gotta give it to him… The wristbands are working”

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Nick Kennedy: “Lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg”

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Nick Kennedy: “Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch”

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Sean: “Boutique? Booty?”

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Sean: “I used to go there; I mean, I’ve been there a couple of times”

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Sean: “I’m naturally curious about you”

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Sean: “It’s like Jerry Springer up in here”

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Sean: “Look into it with your navel… Gaze into that navel… and medium talk yourself right to sleep”

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Sean: Singing “When I walk outside in a”

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Sean and Luke: Small, medium, large and extra large talk

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Sean, Andrew and Luke: “This is like a very poorly written of, like, Miami Vice. Yes. (Yeah) Right? Or, just all of the scatted pieces, the cutting room floor, that they just piece together with tape… And, it worked out… I’m not following you, right now, Sean; but, I know that… I don’t know what the effects of your motion sickness bracelet are? (Maybe I have sea brain)”

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Sean, Luke and Andrew: “Would you say that… this clip has been Cher’d multiple times? Yeah, no. I would not… Whoa, nope. And, that is why you have a Sean DeTore on your show”

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Clips From TBTL #3003

Andrew: “And, then, he gives me a dirty look!”

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Andrew: “Ask your doctor about Smialek”

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Andrew: “Because my brain is bad”

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Andrew: “Bing, bing, bing, bing, bing”

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Andrew: “Brooklyn, baby!”

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Andrew: “Can you imagine if I was high?”

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Andrew: Drawn out “Fuck!”

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Andrew: “God don’t make no junk”

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Andrew: “Goff [ph] ain’t shit when he’s pressured!”

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Andrew: “Hawks bowl! [ph]

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Andrew: “I love you guys!”

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Andrew: “I’m just gonna call ya ‘Bub'”

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Andrew: “I’m walkin’ here!”

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Andrew: “It’s Indiana Jones, baby!”

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Andrew: “Jesus flowers!”

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Andrew: “No… I mean, there’s an aisle seat”

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Andrew: “Not until wheels are off the ground!”

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Andrew: “Oh, huge miss!”

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Andrew: “Shaddup! Shaddup your face!”

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Andrew: “Shut up-up, I don’t wanna know!”

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Andrew: “The flight wasn’t until 4:20, dude”

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Andrew: “We’re never gonna win this game!”

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Andrew: “Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow!”

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Andrew and Luke: “And, of course, I’m having beers; so, the… the memory thing isn’t… it’s not sharping, it’s not sharpening the brain. Sure… So… Beer: the great sharpener! Right”

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Andrew and Luke: “This whole album has a really, like, intentional… dark sound to it; which, I know sometimes they’re weird… (Don’t stay in my house, by the way) Yes”

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Luke: “Everything’s coming up Walsh”

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Luke: “Free phone football”

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Luke: “How do we have this? Nobody made this”

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Luke: “I don’t understand youth culture, Andrew”

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Luke: “I kind of felt like a yutz”

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Luke: “I’m feeling rat empathy”

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Luke: “If you wanna check the score, go nuts”

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Luke: “If you’re on your way down, I’ve been told it’s Pier 44… believe we were saying Pier 45… or, or Dock 45. Just look for that. Look for Pier 44. That’s what the e-mail said to me from the boat people” [ed: Nope.]

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Luke: “It’s amazing I survived the first year of TBTL”

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Luke: “It’s Brooklyn, baby!”

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Luke: “Oh, crap”

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Luke: “Poor… poor Stu’s ears are gonna fall off if he hears us talking”

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Luke: Singing “Smialek, though your heart is breaking”

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Luke and Andrew: “That’s the BonVoy way, Andrew. That’s not the BonVoy way”

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Clips From TBTL #3002

Andrew: “Hello, New York!”

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Andrew: “I just want to see my old unit… Can I see my old unit?”

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Andrew: “I was loading this e-mail on to my computer… which… I know that’s not how computers work. Just… let that sentence… just let it go, okay? I’m gonna cut it out anyway”

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Andrew: “If I ever do have a lucky day”

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Andrew: “Oh! Where ya going? There’s only forty more questions”

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Andrew: “There’s nothing titillating on the Internet, is there?”

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Andrew: “This is pure Dredd”

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Andrew: “This is so silly now! I didn’t know you knew all that”

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Andrew and John Hodgman: “You’re just undermining me this whole show, John? And, I… No, it’s me! It’s me; cuz, (It’s not you) I’m not doing a good job! (No, no, no. No, no, no, no. Everybody’s loving it) Andrew, I love you. Stop it (I love you too!)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Hello, New York! Holy crap! Yeah. That’s a good feeling!”

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John Hodgman: “Congratulations on your three… thousandth episode”

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John Hodgman: “How is it my lucky day?”

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John Hodgman: “I can’t talk here because… my car is bleeding to death! Weird liquids are coming out of car holes; and, I don’t know what to do! Don’t know about cars! I’m not embarrassed… cuz, I was… speaking sharply to my wife; who, I love very much”

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John Hodgman: “I like sports when the outcome is known and the outcome is sad”

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John Hodgman: “It’s my lucky day!!”

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John Hodgman: “No one’s enjoying this. Keep going”

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John Hodgman: Singing “Elvira”

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John Hodgman: “That was, that was back when I was a, a weird, round face, man-baby”

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John Hodgman and Andrew: “What are you looking for? I–something titillating! I don’t know! Something exciting! You know there’s… the Internet”

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John Hodgman and Luke: John Hodgman giving out his personal deets

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John Hodgman and Luke: “What… is… happening!? Why… did you ask me to stick around for this segment? Where, I obviously would just be confused… This is just for all of you! Yes. I have nothing to offer!”

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John Hodgman and Luke: “You were all like, ‘You didn’t… you didn’t name me in your book, dickhead. Fuck you!’ (Yep)”

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Luke: “He has a new book out called, ‘Medallion Status’… which… I have been reading; and, I have never felt more seen… by a book… in… my… life”

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Luke: “Hold that a little closer to your mouth… (Alright) You’re holding it a little too much like Fred Durst fronting a Limp Bizkit concert”

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Luke: “John. John. John. John. John”

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Luke: “No!!!!”

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Luke: “So, clearly I don’t feel that bad for cows… who have a… sort of, bad time”

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Luke: “That’s classic… Slytherin”

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Luke: “To use… to use a, a phrase I use all too often on this show: I have just hoisted myself… by my own petard”

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Luke: “We’ll cut all this out. Don’t worry. Can we stop down?”

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Luke: “Your new home is: Brooklyn! Brooklyn!”

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Luke and Andrew: Singing “Sky lounge, woo (Woo)”

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Luke and Andrew: “They’re not cage-free crickets!? Fuck this! (Oh my God) I’ll never eat that”

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Luke and Andrew: “Would you call this a… more of a groove or a groof? This is a New York groof”

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Luke, Andrew and John Hodgman: John Hodgman looking through his book to find him mentioning Luke

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