Clips From TBTL #2996

Andrew: “A lot of garbage talk. Whatever”

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Andrew: “Because, I’m a scientist”

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Andrew: “I did an art! I did an art”

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Andrew: “I will say, I wasn’t ready for how shitty I sounded in that drop… like… I know I said the words. I was ready for those words to come back at me”

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Andrew: “It was out on time!”

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Andrew: “It’s a real polite bag!!”

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Andrew: “Now I gotta stop eating rat!? Damnit!”

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Andrew: “Oh my God. What’s with the garbage talk!!?”

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Andrew: Saying “Yeah!” as Adam Duritz

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Andrew: “So, what’s the reason for the rapid rise in rabbits…? Ooh. That’s a lot of Rs, Rude”

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Andrew: “Speaking of dogs cocking their heads”

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Andrew: “This is scary! This is too scary to be a pop song”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m nasally, I’m phasily… [ph] I don’t even hear that… Oh, shit! Why do you say nasally and phasily [ph] while I was talking? (Because, I’m learning) We need that in the clear. Because, I’m learning”

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Luke: “Hey, what’s up with your garbage?”

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Luke: “I’ll see your… dog story and raise you a… ‘I don’t like disabled people'”

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Luke: Saying “Did I do an art?” as Steve Urkel

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Luke: Singing “Take on me”

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Luke: Singing “Take On Me” over a-ha’s “The Sun Always Shines on TV”

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Luke: Singing a portion of “A Long December” and playing the Walshelm Scream, Andrew’s “I am grimy. I am slimy” and “Scatman’s World” drops

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Luke: Singing the opening notes of “Also Sprach Zarathustra”

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Luke: Singing the opening notes of “Also Sprach Zarathustra” and “Take on me”

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Luke: “Take it off of all caps, bro!”

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Luke: “That is a… that’s a travesty of a mockery of a sham of two mockeries of a sham… Give me a brark, dudes!”

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Luke: “The grass is a major… pain to deal with here at Burbank Springs at this time of year; because… unlike my hair, it is thick… it is unruly”

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Luke: “You will stop namin’… sunglasses?”

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Luke and Andrew: “I did an artsy photo, Andrew… I did an art! I did an art… Did I… Did I do an art?”

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Clips From TBTL #2995

Andrew: “I am grimy. I am slimy. I need a shower; and, I’m in the middle of a garbage situation”

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Andrew: “I would not describe it as slimy, grimy or needing a shower”

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Andrew: “Is this Roman candle… smothered or covered?”

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Andrew: “Oh, no-no-no. I’m dreading traveling with you!”

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Andrew: “Oh, no-no-no. I’m dreading traveling with you! No, no, I’m just kidding”

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Andrew: Saying “I will let you know” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: “Turned out, it was my problem”

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Andrew: “Yard waste is on… point these days. Congratulations to the yard waste pick-up team”

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Andrew: “Yet, I can’t remember shit that I learn”

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Andrew: “You know, I didn’t see that. I might have muted you”

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Andrew: “You mean dreams are better than garbage talk?”

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Andrew: “Your wife’s new name is: Yard Waste, Yard Waste”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew violated the first rule of Ethics Club by talking about Ethics Club

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Luke: “Ah, remember that time, we burned down that Waffle House?”

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Luke: “Gul-darnit!”

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Luke: “I can really understand how Lenny Kravitz feels”

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Luke: “I’m grimy… I’m slimy… I need a shower… And, I’ve got a garbage situation”

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Luke: “My dearest Elizabeth. I hope the morning finds you well”

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Luke: “OM…G. WTF, why the face”

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Luke: “Play that ol’ bluegrass music!”

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Luke: Singing “Come-a listen to a story ’bout a man named Jeb… Jed. A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed”

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Luke: “So, I just… just… hoisted myself by my own… clip”

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Luke: “Yeah. It’s garbage night, guys”

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Luke and Andrew: “Professor Periwinkle, we have some bad news. You have terminal grumpiness…. (Yeah, that’s right…) You would say that to me!!”

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Luke and Andrew: “You know what? People are gonna be begging for garbage talk (Mmm-hmm) when I get done with this”

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Clips From No Point Conversion 2019-09-23

Andrew: “Alright. I am… rolling here… And, I have to go to the bathroom; so, this won’t be a long one”

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Andrew: “And, he didn’t even underline the good shit”

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Andrew: “But, they just have some major red zone issues”

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Andrew: “I don’t think I’ve ever driven on this road before; I’ve only hot dog my way down it”

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Andrew: “I mean, watching Nick Chubb… excites me. Like, that guys is fucking fun to watch”

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Andrew: “It was like the sweet life of Luke and Andy”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Oh, what the shit, though”

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Andrew: “The CLink of sadness?”

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Andrew: “We are driving through Hot Dog Alley”

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Andrew: “We’re now parked outside my own Factory of Sadness, which is my house”

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Luke: “Let’s… talk… Rolo Tony Brown Town”

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Luke: “This is how… deluded I am”

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Luke: “Woo-woo, sports mysticism article”

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Luke: “Ya boy”

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Luke and Andrew: “But, we’ll be coasting off that… off of those… you know, naw ridic vibes. Right! And, that was… naw really what happened”

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Luke and Andrew: “Everybody has called… a ride share… So, there’s just a fleet… of… cockamamie parked and paused… Prii… or… Pri… Proctopods. I don’t know what you call those. Proctopodes. Proctipodes”

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Luke and Andrew: “The crack of the mitt… the smell of the bat… (Yes… baseball) Baseball’s sad (Yeah)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Yeah, I’m always trying to pump up your jam about… that the Browns can do it. This one seems tough to me, because… You son of a bitch!”

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Clips From TBTL #2994

Andrew: “I, I shouldn’t have those feelings; but, I do”

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Andrew: “I’ll really be cranking that bad boy up”

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Andrew: “I’m over here smelling my own Yahs”

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Andrew: “I’ve never been proud in my life!”

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Andrew: Imitating the Walshelm scream

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Andrew: “Like, I don’t know where you’re keeping your sausages… honestly”

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Andrew: “Oh my God”

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Andrew: “Oh my God! The lyrics of ‘Smoke on the Water’ are deep, dude!”

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Andrew: “Prog…costing [ph]

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Andrew: “This is like the problem with me having a bad brain; and, also, probably just to a degree, being human”

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Andrew: “Wah-wah”

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Andrew: “Yes. I knew it had an animal in the title that wasn’t coyote or a lion”

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Andrew: “You’ll hate it cuz it’s not a complete shithole”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew downloaded and played the incorrectly labeled clip of him imitating the Walshelm scream while trying to find the original Walshelm scream and getting mentioned

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Andrew and Luke: “Are we not prog-rock, but prog-podcasting, by any…? We’re Prague-rock”

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Andrew and Luke: “I am the Walshelm. Yeah… You’re the Walshes who helms”

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Andrew and Luke: “Oh, God… No, no, no. (Oh, God!) I don’t wanna… I don’t wanna (Here we go)”

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Luke: “Batman’s World”

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Luke: “Deep Nurple!”

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Luke: “I read the book… had no… I’m gonna use a bad word… fucking idea what was going on”

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Luke: Singing “Smoke on the water”

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Luke: “That was weird, right?”

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Luke: “The taco looks edible to me!”

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Luke: “This thing was… living its best coyote life!”

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Luke: “You are still right; but, I’m not losing my mind”

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Luke and Andrew: “I only read the New York Times for the naked pictures (Right)”

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Clips From McMillan Men #7

Andrew: “Et cetera”

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Andrew: “Get rid of that guy!”

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Andrew: “He is a broken… man”

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Andrew: “I could be completely wrong about that, all that shit I just babbled about”

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Andrew: Saying “Uh, sir… just one more smell” as Columbo

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Andrew and Luke: “A… to B… A to B. The… (Right!) the structural dynamics of fro”

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Andrew and Luke: “Because, sometimes a ‘No’ is a ‘Yes’… and, sometimes… (Mmm-hmm) a ‘No’ that’s a ‘Yes’ is retroactively… a ‘No’ (Right) if anything goes wrong”

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Luke: “Cancel your afternoon plans; because, some… some dumb shit’s gonna go down”

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Luke: “Even though he’s kind of a shit dad; because, his dad is a shit dad… I think”

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Luke: “He’s royally fucked this up”

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Luke: “I got none of that in me”

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Luke: “I’m a sketchy person”

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Luke: “I’m tired of being the fall guy for all this shit”

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Luke: “Not my monkeys, not my circus”

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Luke: “The last smell that I smelled is the smell that I’m smelling now”

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Luke: “Two… dinguses… from a pod”

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Luke: “What a… bullshit job to have!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Two dinguses in a pod…cast (Yup)”

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Clips From TBTL #2993

Andrew: “Because, I can’t even be a beta in my own stories!”

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Andrew: “I mean, it made… my… night. I need a dog, real bad, I think”

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Andrew: “I’m not even a jazz-head”

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Andrew: “In jazz, it’s called: being stoned out of your gills on heroin”

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Andrew: “Michael J. Fox it up”

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Andrew: “Mommy-wife loves shrimp!”

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Andrew: “Ooh… explicit”

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Andrew: “Real polite shrimp!!”

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Andrew: Saying “Well, unless Mommy’s with me, I guess I can’t talk to any of my… female colleagues”

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Andrew: “Yeah, I was fucking shreddin'”

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Andrew: “Yeah. It was a banner day for shrimp”

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Andrew: “You think I’m making that a show title; you’re off your rocker”

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Andrew and Luke: “And, I felt so relieved (Wow!) for everybody… I was just like… (Involved!)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Do you have any pictures of your wife and any pictures of your mom!? (Yes!)”

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Andrew and Luke: Getting a shout out for a better show title, “Wishy Walshy”

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Luke: “Should I just not ever try to talk to people?”

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Luke: Singing “Do you remember, the twenty-first night of September”

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Luke: “This is a… old man… yells at DJ… moment”

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Luke: “This is gonna sound very judgy of me”

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Luke: “Was that bad… Luke?”

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Luke: “Wilshy-Walshy”

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Luke and Andrew: Getting a mention for calculating the number of hours of TBTL content and discussing that

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Luke and Andrew: “Rudy’s not a good dog; and, you seem to like her… Yeah, she’s alright”

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???: Funny sound was made during the Top Story Drop

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