Tag: Luke Burbank

Andrew: “I can’t believe I’m at this stage of my life… I feel like such a dork”

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Andrew: “I got some… nasty-ass cables there that I’ll probably never use; but, just cuz I love the idea that they existed”

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Andrew: “I guess that’s not literal”

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Andrew: “I have a quick question for you and… it’s gonna really betray my ignorance; but, what the hell are you gonna do at this point?”

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Andrew: “I mean, I, I feel like I can still smell bullshit… when it arises in pop culture still”

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Andrew: “Like, what good comes of this?”

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Andrew: “Little horn dogs”

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Andrew: “No. I don’t have sweat pants”

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Andrew: Saying “Oops. Sorry” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “Slob girl summer over here”

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Andrew: “Sometimes it just doesn’t perform. And, you have to jiggle it around to make it work”

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Andrew: “That’s what I’m saying. Yeah”

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Andrew: “Who posters the Post Malones?”

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Andrew: “Wow!”

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Andrew: “Yeah; but, I open up my mouth and talk for ten hours a week”

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Luke: “Although, everything… seems to come back to Def Leppard today… But, it’s just… simple fact: Love Bites. I’m sorry; but…”

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Luke: “And then, you have Amazon… just, kind of, like… you know… farting out copies of the book; and, being, like, ‘Oh, our B'”

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Luke: “Capman’s World”

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Luke: “He’s the Walsh of Wuhl Street”

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Luke: “I am forty-three and I know it”

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Luke: “I am Luke Burbank, first of my name. Non-recognizer of non-disclosure agreements”

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Luke: “I didn’t land on this text chain; this text chain landed on me”

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Luke: “I sensed a disturbance in the force”

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Luke: “I’ve been doing this a lot lately and I’ve been wrong most of the time; but”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Mom and pop toilet paper shop”

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Luke: “Old man tries to read what’s written on cloud”

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Luke: “The Walsh of Wuhl Street has done it again”

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Luke: “Yeah… I get it… I get it. I mean, you look like shit but you feel good; and, that’s the point”

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Andrew: “Anyway. Just keep digging, Walsh”

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Andrew: “Aw, dang it, Walsh. You’re an idiot”

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Andrew: “By the way, I want to make one thing clear here… Get a clue!!”

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Andrew: “Cock-a-doodle-doo”

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Andrew: “Everybody fucking loves him”

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Andrew: “Fuck it”

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Andrew: “Get a clue!!”

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Andrew: “I’m acting like we’re a couple of ‘Shut up, little man!’-style roommates”

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Andrew: “It would be nice if we had a cat that we could take to the vet. Theo does… kind of destroys vets”

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Andrew: “Meow-meow!”

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Andrew: “My brain has arranged everything that I need”

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Andrew: “Never mind. I just… screwed myself up. I don’t know what I’m talking about anymore”

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Andrew: “Ooh! Got a lot to do!”

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Andrew: “Please… save me”

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Andrew: “The Wuhliest Wuhlster you can imagine!”

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Andrew: “Ugh! This is gonna be the most Andrew thing ever; so, just, like, feel free to interrupt if you want to take this in a different direction”

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Andrew and Luke: “Golf is like the original ASMR for middle-aged men, right? (Yes!)”

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Luke: “DJ Andrew Walsh!”

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Luke: “Draw something resembling anything!!”

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Luke: “Football’s back! The… crack of the ball, the taste of the helmet”

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Luke: “He’s been, he’s… huffing his own farts a little bit”

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Luke: “He’s just your typical cheese dick”

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Luke: “I didn’t know you were a Renn-head”

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Luke: “Look at this… cutie… cutie, wittle catty”

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Luke: “Oh, God. I knew this would happen!”

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Luke: Singing an audio button

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Luke: “The Wuhl of Wuhl Stree…?”

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Luke: Whispering “Everybody knows where you live!”

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Luke: “You put that Burbs to sleep”

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Luke and Andrew: “Munch…hausen! (I could not believe you just told that joke) I’m sorry. What’s that? Did the line go dead?”

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Andrew: “All snakes look alike”

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Andrew: “Come on, people!”

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Andrew: “Ding, ding, ding”

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Andrew: “Every… every… extra base. Every home plate. Every cheese plate”

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Andrew: “I agree with you, by the way, wholeheartedly”

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Andrew: “I don’t know how to say this guy’s name”

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Andrew: “I walked into some sort of a fart chamber back there!”

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Andrew: “Meet me!”

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Andrew: “No”

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Andrew: “Odell Hotel Holiday Inn”

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Andrew: Singing “Odell the Show”

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Andrew: “Stay off… the weed!!”

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Andrew: “Ugh! That is… not something that I want to be watching”

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Andrew: “You are the Windermere beneath my wings”

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Andrew and Luke: “All the wind that was broken while you guys were wrestling around eating cheese at your friend’s house… God bless this broken wind that brought me home to you (Oh my God)”

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Andrew and Luke: “I thought you were the wind beneath my wings! What the heck!? What!?”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m not doing any ‘Bend It Like Beckham’ shit. That’s just… (Okay) I’m better than that”

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Andrew and Luke: “You described that and… I could smell the room. That sounds like such a stinky room… You guys are wrestling around, eating cheese slices… and God… watching adult movies and doing… God knows what else (I wish)”

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Andrew and Luke: “You gotta… you know, (Right) break a few bananas to make an omlette”

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Andrew and Luke: “You’re the wind above my s–you’re the wind above my snake… Above my scales”

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Luke: “And, so, it begins again”

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Luke: “It… bothers me!!”

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Luke: “Oh, the wind beneath my keys”

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Luke: Singing “Must have been boring in there in my shadow. Looking up who was James Bond”

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Luke: Singing a short portion of a song

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Luke: “The Renn is Too Damn High Party”

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Luke: “Was I hoping to see boobs at eight? What’s wrong with me?”

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Luke: “We have the same interest… in mind; which is, you not living in this house”

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Luke: “What is this old man on about?”

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Luke: “Where were you when the windshield cracked?”

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Luke: “You are the wind… beneath… on top of… you are the wind moving quickly over the top of our wing… creating lift… That’s what you’re doing as Donor of the Day”

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Luke: “You’re a pretty big loser… but, you’ve really helped me in my life. You’ve been the wind beneath my wings”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke riffing on “O Bechkam where art thou”

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Luke and Andrew: “Renner unto Jeremy that which is Jeremy’s (Oh, wow! I like that)”

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Luke and Andrew: Singing “You are the wind moving more rapidly over the curve of the top of my wing. Which gives me lift”

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Andrew: “Because, as I raised my arms up… I was scared it was doing some pretty nasty things down below”

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Andrew: Drawn out “But, man… it is long”

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Andrew: “Fine”

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Andrew: “Hi. I’m Andrew Walsh… We don’t have new Scions; but, we have some great ones from 2006”

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Andrew: “I love that so much!”

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Andrew: “I plan on wearing clothes… to the picnic. I’m, I’ll be fully-clothed”

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Andrew: “I think it was actually somebody took a photo of you and me, and our breast… our breasts. Wow!”

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Andrew: “Jeremy Renner doesn’t have a name”

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Andrew: “My backup plan is to run away and pretend I forgot the date”

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Andrew: “No, I know him as the bow and arrow guy from The Avengers movies”

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Andrew: “Now, let me give you a clue here… we all live in Scatman’s World”

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Andrew: “Pop-Pop wants a treat”

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Andrew: “Really, dude? Like… really?”

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Andrew: Scatting

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Andrew: Singing “It was a good board!”

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Andrew: “This is me now; I’m gonna attack you!”

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Andrew: “You’re such a derrick”

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Andrew and Luke: “Hey, we’re… bringing all the food; unless, if you’re a vegetarian; bring your own damn hot dogs (No)”

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Luke: “Agapdepode”

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Luke: “Don’t be mean, Burbank”

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Luke: “Geez, Louise!”

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Luke: “Happy Rennsday”

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Luke: “I don’t know if my milk is coming in. Maybe being in the dairy… tent–my man boobs are… fierce!”

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Luke: “I spent… the last couple of hours… down a… I don’t know what we’re call it… a… a Renner-hole? Ew, sorry… I won’t say that again”

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Luke: “Octopodegode”

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Luke: “Oh, boy”

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Luke: Saying “Candid photo time!” in a sing-songy manner

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Luke: Singing “Bullfrogs and butterflies, both been born again!”

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Luke: Singing “The champions!”

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Luke: “That’s actual… Jeremy Renner… scat-related content… and, by that, I mean scat singing, guys… scat singing”

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Luke: “This is a terrible thing to admit on this very show”

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Luke: “What… the… eff!!”

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Luke: “Why does everything have to get ruined?”

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Luke and Andrew: Exiting a Renn-hole and going into a Reb-hole

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Luke and Andrew: “I mean, I, I spent about two hours marinating in Renner… (Oh, Okay) in Renner-dom today”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke singing “Patience (Herbert the Snail)”

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Luke and Andrew: “See, when I say it out loud like that, it sounds a little dirty (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: Singing “Put the lotion… in the basket… (In the basket) or, it gets the hose again”

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Andrew: “As you know, I’m a dedicated aisle sitter”

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Andrew: “Aw, psshaw [ph]“

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Andrew: “Could passenger Andrew Walsh come to the front of the plane. We have a seat change situation. Andrew Walsh, come to the front of the plane”

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Andrew: “Ding, ding, ding!”

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Andrew: “Genevieve thinks… I… am… nuts. We are close to breaking up”

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Andrew: “I don’t want to fucking be here today!”

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Andrew: “I just like big, metal birds”

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Andrew: “I wonder if it’s because… I wonder… I wonder if it’s because”

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Andrew: “Like, I’m, like, Andrew Walsh… boy airplane detective”

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Andrew: “No way!”

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Andrew: “Quantas over quantity”

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Andrew: Saying “I wonder… I wonder if it’s because” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “Tell me what those fingerprints are”

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Andrew: “Walshman’s World”

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Andrew: “Wow!!”

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Andrew: “You know that I would–Aw, damn! You know that I would do that. I love that dog!”

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Andrew and Luke: “The emerald that never sleeps! Yep! That’s it”

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Andrew and Luke: “Wait a second, you’re owned by a trust… Where have you been? We are you going? What’s your cargo hold? I need to investigate this. (Yes) Like, I’m, like Andrew Walsh… boy airplane detective”

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Luke: “Is this flight real?”

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Luke: “It will happen!”

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Luke: Saying “I am downloading this” in a sing-songy manner

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Luke: “Since we burn the candle at both ends for you, the tens of listeners, we might as well do… a show”

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Luke: Singing “Sky creep, woo”

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Luke: Singing a ditty about a donor of the day’s name

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Luke and Andrew: “I consider that part of the plane Walshman’s World. That’s right! Walshman’s World. In the clear”

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Luke and Andrew: “I hacked into the… mainframe and toasted the quarterback (Wow)”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke saying “DJ Scatman’s World” and both making air horn sounds

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Luke and Andrew: Singing “Shorty. Shorty”

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Luke and Andrew: “So, I’ve already talked about Game of Thrones today; and… (Mmm-hmm) believe me, poop is not far behind”

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Luke and Andrew: “Thank you so much for supporting TBTL. We would not be here in Labor Day doing the show without–I’m not bitter… Just sayin’. This is your fault!”

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Luke and Andrew: “We usually don’t do the show in shorts. Well, you don’t know what I usually do the show in (Fair point) when you’re not here. And, I’d like to keep it way. Yes!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Who moved my seat cheese? (Exactly! Ew!) Eww, gross! Whoa!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Your wife’s new name is, ‘Aisle! Aisle!’ (Yeah!)”

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