Tag: Luke Burbank

Andrew: “Can you imagine having to deal with me for an entire weekend?”

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Andrew: “Didgeridon’t”

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Andrew: “Eh!”

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Andrew: “He is a nightmare monster”

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Andrew: “I… I don’t know”

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Andrew: “It doesn’t… boggle my mind the way it boggles your mind”

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Andrew: “It’s Rap: The Musical!”

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Andrew: “It’s… too hot, too dry. Everything’s too brown for my tastes”

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Andrew: “Just try walking through that; they won’t say shit about your bells”

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Andrew: “My apologies to soccer fans; cuz, I’m telling you, I am the idiot here”

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Andrew: “Reading and dinging”

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Andrew: “So, I’ll let you… do the dinging”

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Andrew: “Sportball! I care because reasons”

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Andrew: “STRFKR”

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Andrew: “This is so stupid!”

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Andrew: “This is the weirdest thing; and, I do not know if this is gonna translate”

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Andrew: “Wah-lah”

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Andrew: “We say ‘shoes’… they say ‘chubbers'”

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Andrew: “We’re just being a couple of koala logs over here”

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Andrew: “What’s wrong with the Modesto Nuts?”

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Andrew: “Whoa! What the hell is going on with me!?”

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Andrew and Luke: Baiting the listeners with having a possible candidate for the new NPR Morning Edition theme song but ended up playing Game of Cats

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Luke: “BRRRN!”

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Luke: “Christy will appreciate that… even if Andrew doesn’t!”

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Luke: Cute laugh

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Luke: “Cuz, you know, I’ve gotta be surrounded by clocks and bells now”

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Luke: “Ding along”

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Luke: Dinging his bells and saying “The carol of the bells! Okay, that was bad radio”

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Luke: “Does that make you have empathy for a freaking snake!?”

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Luke: “I slept… the sleep… of the righteous”

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Luke: “I’m gonna be traveling with the weirdest assortment of shit… for the TSA to see”

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Luke: “Is it legal… to be this insane?”

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Luke: “Oh, why am I saying this right now?”

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Luke: Playing his various bells and bell sounds, plus a fart sound effect

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Luke: Saying “Came in on a sky gator” in an Australian accent

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Luke: Saying “Danger! Danger! Alienating all of the listeners… Did we hit, did we hit Sounders fans? Good… Complete… domination of everything our listeners like” in a funny manner

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Luke: Saying “We got trouble… right here in River City… We got trouble with a capital ‘T’, and that rhymes with ‘P’, and that stands for pool” while dinging his bells

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Luke: Singing “Don’t be gay in Indiana”

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Luke: Singing “Gigantic… Gigantic”

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Luke: “Thank you… padre”

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Luke: “We’d like to welcome new sponsor… STRFKR”

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Luke: “Would you describe it as having an LA face with an Oakland booty?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Alright, I’m back. And, that’s why they call it ‘Sleeve Irwins'”

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Luke and Andrew: “Do we have any more petrol in the Finnegan’s Hole? Sky gator, oooh (Oooh)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Please, listeners, before you… send angry e-mails or tweet at us… please understand that we hate ourselves more than you hate us. Yeah!”

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Luke and Andrew: Singing “Sky gator, oooh (Oooh)”

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Luke and Andrew: “The… town where the three-eyed snake was found… is the town of… Humpty Doo! Oh, that’s not real… Humpty Doo, Australia”

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Luke and Andrew: “Who got the hooch? (Yeah!) Who got the fresh-e-freshy? Who got the only sweetest thing in the world?”

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Luke and Andrew: “You’re letting me twist in the wind and I’ll never forgive you for this (No, no!)”

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Andrew: “Chris Hayes is a has-been”

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Andrew: “I’ll, I’ll do that… I can handle that. My heart can’t; but, I can”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna carry around a computer, my phone, a mini-to-mini cable, and I’m gonna wow the ladies with some live mixing of bullshit on top of bullshit”

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Andrew: “In Soviet Andrew, dog trains you”

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Andrew: “It… you know, evokes… things in me”

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “I said, ‘Chris Hayes is a has-been'”

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “Now I get it!”

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Andrew: “Lotta judgmental shit I just threw out there. Lotta judgmental shit I just threw out there”

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Andrew: “Luke… things were said… Things were said”

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Andrew: “Mano a doggo”

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Andrew: “Oh, I found the princess!”

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Andrew: “Oh, I’m such an idiot!”

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Andrew: “Oh, there it is!”

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Andrew: Saying “Oh, no! I’ve done it again! I’ve got class in five hours!” in a funny, drawn out manner

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Andrew: “Tfourlent never… ce-fourse to four-may-fourze-me. [ph] There!”

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Andrew: “Thank God this fucking flash mob didn’t happen during my first week… at work; because, I would’ve quit immediately”

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Andrew: “That seems like that would be right up a Burbank alley”

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Andrew: “Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start”

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Andrew: “We got our own thing going on”

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Andrew and Luke: “I haven’t made it through an entire episode of TBTL without checking out at some point and I’m on the damn show; so, dude, I feel you (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke: “God! And, now… my watch begins”

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Luke: “I gotta tell you Andrew… I, I wouldn’t say I’ve ever been attracted to you; but, this is as close as it’s been”

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Luke: “I love that people watch it… I love that people love it… I’ve never made it through an entire episode myself”

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Luke: “Liddering”

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Luke: “This is some Star Trek shit!”

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Luke: “Yas queen! We’re going to the Bay Area!”

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Luke: “Yeah! I’m like a modern day Bryant Gumbel”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke plays the clip of Andrew saying “Get out there and get poopin’!” and Andrew says that clip is the work of audio necromancing

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Andrew: “And, I am… flying high on my own… supply right now”

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Andrew: “Don’t take my shirt off! Just roll the sleeve up”

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Andrew: “Gobble-gobble”

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Andrew: “I forgot how good this damn song is!”

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Andrew: “I say, is that a sna–?”

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Andrew: “I’m out of my depth here, Donny”

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Andrew: “I’m WEP behind the ears”

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Andrew: “Just cut a little part of the shirt off. I don’t want you to see my rolls”

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Andrew: “L–Luke… I’m your sporker”

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Andrew: Making a series of banging sounds

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Andrew: Making a series of banging sounds and saying “Nobody isolate that sound”

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Andrew: Saying “Good morning, Luke” in a deep, gruff voice

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Andrew: “You’re listening to TBTL, the show that just might be 2busy2love”

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Andrew and Luke: “I kinda don’t… give a crap… that is, that’s, (Whoa!) that’s… Bad boy of public podcasting. Invite me on your goddamn panel, maybe, I’ll start watching my tongue!”

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Luke: “Gold in them hills!!! Gold I tell ya!!”

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Luke: “How about you spring clean your chompers, everybody”

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Luke: “I afraid of sharks”

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Luke: “I don’t care!”

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Luke: “Okay… this is a fight for your… this is a fight for your media life, Burbank. You got to just… downshift into the hits”

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Luke: Saying “Can I check out your meat pie?” as Columbo

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Luke: Saying “Vroom-vroom, I’m Riddick” as Vin Diesel

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Luke: Saying “You call that a WEP password?” in an Australian accent

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Luke: Singing “It’s been a while”

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Luke: “This is totally on you! You… you–I didn’t even know this hashtag existed fourteen minutes ago; and, now, I’m obsessed with it… but, we can’t share it!”

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Luke: “Who is your progenitor; and, what does he do?”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew made a “Three Dog Night” spoof that Luke passed on, causing Andrew to stop the show to point out the great spoof

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Luke and Andrew: “Howl at the moon with Three Dog Night… (Mmm) or… Winter is coming with Three Dog Night… King”

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Luke and Andrew: “If we blow a hose, we are hosed (Yes)”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke offers to suck out snake venom out of Andrew if bit, but with a caveat or two

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Luke and Andrew: Luke saying “Oui, oui!” and Andrew going a stereotypical French laugh

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Luke and Andrew: “Some cities are showers, some cities are growers. Oh, come on. You know what I mean…? (I cannot believe he just told that joke) Can we call this show ‘Get, get busy dying or get busy trying?'”

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Andrew: “All the way to the dump. Laughing all the way to the dump”

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Andrew: “Choo-choo!”

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Andrew: “How about I stop doing whatever the hell that was?”

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Andrew: “I can’t get no respect!”

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Andrew: “I have no idea why I’m feeling a little bit grumpy”

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Andrew: “Luke, my brain just broke. I got panicky and my brain just broke”

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Andrew: “One way or another, I’m gonna sink this segment”

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Andrew: “Run the cans”

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Andrew: Saying “This guy knows the road” in an Australian accent

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Andrew: Singing “Garfield 1-2323”

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Andrew: Singing “Throw a…nother shrimp on the barby”

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Andrew: “Trust me, I’m a locksmith”

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Andrew: “Well, we all have our crosses to bear, Luke”

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Andrew: “What’s in the bento box!!? What’s in the bento box!?”

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Andrew: “Why?”

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Andrew: “Yard waste!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I… I’m worried to open my mouth; because, I feel like all I have is… (Don’t) little, petty grievances that I don’t wanna get into”

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Luke: “Even though I’ve been complaining, I actually love going to the dump”

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Luke: “Exciting times here… at the Burbank Springs Broadcast Center, which is perped atop… Perched and perped? Oh my God… is there gonna be a perp walk later? That’s gonna be bad”

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Luke: Singing “Their bones are their money… Also, the worms are their money”

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Luke: Singing “Their bones are their money”

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Luke: Singing in the manner of Jack Johnson

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Luke: “Stifle it… Burbank. Stifle it”

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Luke: “Un-doodle… that diddle”

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