Tag: Luke Burbank

Andrew: “Australia is a wonderful country; and, its bricks are unique as its… whatever”

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Andrew: “Be quiet, dummy!”

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Andrew: “Because, this show… is like a legacy”

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Andrew: “Have an opinion, nerd!”

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Andrew: “I’ll tell you one galling thing about this”

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Andrew: “Mind Graft”

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Andrew: “Oh, it was great! It was great!”

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Andrew: “Oh, man! You’re the Bad Girl of Podcasting”

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Andrew: “Oh, Shelly! Who ya talking to, baby?”

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Andrew: “That’s the future… that this liberal wants”

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Andrew: “This dynasty needs to die out, I think”

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Andrew: “This is a secret that I don’t tell many people; but… I don’t have a lot going on!”

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Andrew: “What’s your damage?”

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Andrew: “Whoa, whoa, whoa”

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Andrew: “You know that, baby”

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Andrew: “You’re gonna be surprised to hear this, Luke. I hope you’re sitting… But… other people are not as concerned… with the garbage as I am”

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Andrew and Luke: “But, because, the yard–yard waste was picked up… bright and early! Yard waste, yard waste. Yard waste. Your wife’s new name is… I don’t listen to your podcast anymore (Yard waste)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Good morning… I’m fine. Everything’s fine… I mean, sometimes… people don’t pick up the garbage; and, it just sits out there all night. It’s fine. It’s not a big deal. Who would even care? Who would even notice!? Not me (That really happen again?)”

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Andrew and Luke: Like other conversations on the show, Monkees talk makes Andrew want to just hang up and do a deep dive

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Andrew and Luke: “We did the longest copyright infringement ever from a van… Where’s our damn press release!? Where’s our parade?”

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Luke: “Dr. Arakaki, heal thyself”

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Luke: “Guys, guys, guys… Stop the show”

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Luke: “I’m becoming the Elizabeth Taylor of Podcasting”

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Luke: “I’ve missed you… little red Sound Machine”

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Luke: Saying “They suddenly realized!” in a funny manner

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Luke: “Shout out to Jake in Chicago for being the Perfect Daddy. No!”

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Luke: “Three thouthandth epithode [ph]“

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Luke and Andrew: “First they came for the yard waste and (Mmm-hmm) I said nothing… cuz, I figured they were also gonna pick up the garbage… Then, they didn’t come for the garbage”

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Luke and Andrew: “I mean, she probably already knew; cuz, she’s so savvy and… is like… really… knows… pretty much more about the show than we do now… P-Fletch and Linh Pham are really the two keepers of the… of the whatever, of the… of the flame when it comes to this show”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s a self-licking ice cream cone (It is)”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke is the Elizabeth Taylor and Bad Girl of Podcasting

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Nick Armes and Luke: “Thanks for listening today, everybody. We’ll be back tomorrow (Aw, shit) with more imaginary radio; but, until then, please remember: No mountain too tall; and, good luck to all”

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Andrew: “Boom-boom-boom-boom-boom”

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Andrew: “First of all, screw you”

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Andrew: “I actually… cut some chunks out”

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Andrew: “I could go back and listen to myself; but, that would be painful”

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Andrew: “I’m hoping this will… help the story; I’m not just interrupting to hear my own voice”

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Andrew: “I’m like you. I just get bored. My mind just wanders; as, it’s just… crash ’em up, crash ’em up, crash ’em up”

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Andrew: “It looks… terrible!”

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Andrew: “Javelina, Mr. Bob Javelina?”

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Andrew: “Let me get this straight… they don’t listen anymore?”

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Andrew: “Let me give these a day in court”

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Andrew: “Mmm. Sausage”

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Andrew: “Not everything has to do with me and you”

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Andrew: “Once you start noodling around… after a few measures”

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Andrew: Saying “Did ya, did ya get ’em? Did you get ’em, Brutus? Heh? Heh? Did you get ’em?” as an excited dog

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Andrew: Saying “I do, I do, I do… now” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: “Yeah, no. Fight scenes are like the… guitar solos of movies for me”

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Andrew: “You win! You win!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I agree with everything that you just said; except, I’m the one who came up with the ‘curing global loneliness’… if I recall. Go on your Wikipedia page and update it right now”

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Andrew and Luke: “This is why people say the New York Times is fake news… Yeah! They gotta be making this up”

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Luke: “BBE: Big Bite Energy”

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Luke: “He’s a lawyer!!”

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Luke: “I’m about to introduce… one of my favorite bags of meat”

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Luke: “I’m gonna tell you, Andrew, about… What I learned about myself this weekend in Marfa; which is, I am not ready for jogging in the Outback… I had a run-in… so to speak”

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Luke: “I’m surrounded by printer!”

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Luke: “Listen. Kids are gonna have to learn about hog-snarfing at some point, Andrew. And, so, this is gonna be that time for them”

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Luke: “Oh, yeah… It hella fake”

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Luke: “Seven printers, four clocks, a laser baldness helmet, a treadmill”

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Luke: Singing “How’d you like to spend Christmas on Kangaroo Island”

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Luke: “Stank-ass sausage”

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Luke: “They’ll never take… my knowledge of the term, ‘extra’!!”

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Luke: “Why is your show still on this network?”

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Luke and Andrew: “But… (Mmm-hmm) back to fetid (Yeah) sausage”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’ve been looking at videos of boodies, Andrew; and, they’re adorable. They were actually… (Hey, so have I!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “It still wouldn’t occur to me to do the weird shit that he is doing. Sorry… (Yeah) Beau and Morris… and Gus… I just said the S word”

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Luke and Andrew: “Two Jims… Jimming it up! (Jimming it up!)”

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Andrew: “And, then, all of a sudden, noth–nothing really changed around me… I just got the fear”

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Andrew: “As a… just a little, roly-poly boy”

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Andrew: “Backpack!!!”

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Andrew: “Can I quit?”

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Andrew: “Good morning… Got a little handsy last night, Luke. I’m not gonna lie to you”

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Andrew: “I don’t remember things well, though”

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Andrew: “I’m just having a lotta feelings about this right now”

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Andrew: “It… was!!!”

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Andrew: “Jesus Christ”

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Andrew: “Kiwi baby mama”

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Andrew: Making a Scooby Doo-like sound

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Andrew: “Man… This bugs me”

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Andrew: “Mmmh!”

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Andrew: “Now, let’s go back to last night… We’ve… shimmy, shimmy… shimmy, shimmy hey’d underneath the… the barrier”

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Andrew: “Oh my God, it’s Blursday!”

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Andrew: Quietly saying “Oh… I need to complain to somebody”

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Andrew: Saying “Backpack!” as Scooby Doo

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Andrew: Saying “Kids? Above average?” as Scooby Doo

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Andrew: Saying “Kids? Above average?” as Scooby Doo (Edited)

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Andrew: “Take it up to the… whatever you said”

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Andrew: “Where the hell is my backpack!!? That’s got my recorder in it!”

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Andrew and Luke: “And Kiwi baby mama Vanessa… (What does ‘Kiwi baby mama’ mean…) I hate you”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew saying “Kids? Above average?” as Scooby Doo and Luke trying to not laugh so that it could be in the clear and pulled as a drop

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Andrew and Luke: “At the very least, I would’ve been, like, Scooby Doo in your Shaggy arms. Awww”

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Andrew and Luke: “Whoa-ho-ho-ho, dark! (Dark!)”

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Luke: “Amphitheater of Silence”

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Luke: “David D’Joseph D’Burbank”

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Luke: “Happy birthday, Cloop! [sic]“

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Luke: “I wanted it to be kind of rough and weird”

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Luke: “It was a hot shit hottie”

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Luke: “It was too rough and too weird”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Like a baller!”

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Luke: Saying “Like, zoinks, Scoob!” as Shaggy

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Luke: Saying “Where are all the children?” in a funny accent

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Luke: “Scratch an itch that I didn’t even know was itching me”

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Luke: “Smells like tween spirit!”

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Luke: “This town needs a dazzler!”

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Luke: “Today, when I was… when I was on my little… my little, I’m gonna start calling it a ‘turkey trot’ now”

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Luke: “What do you take away from a man who has nothing?”

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Luke and Andrew: A reporter saying “Mmm-mmm-mmm. I’m flying in hot for that hottie” in a KARE-TV video really bugs Andrew

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Luke and Andrew: “I’ll… give that a hard maybe. Okay”

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Luke and Andrew: “Thank you for not staying in my body for… twenty to thirty years! Oh my God!”

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Andrew: “And, it’s just vibrating under your ass?”

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Andrew: “He hits! He runs! And, now, he bobbles!”

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Andrew: “Hodel”

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Andrew: “Hodel” #2

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Andrew: “I love the RanHam. I’m not talking S here”

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Andrew: “I was looking for some Minnesota noise… That was me trying to say ‘news'”

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Andrew: “If you… had a time machine, would you go back and go bowling with baby Hitler?”

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Andrew: “It was not good!”

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Andrew: “Millions of hands on those balls”

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Andrew: “Oh, this is a dangerous game to play”

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Andrew: Singing “Day-O”

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Andrew: “They say that Andrews don’t hero for a day… but, for a lifetime”

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Andrew: “Those balls were as greasy and dirty as I’ve ever seen. Everybody’s hands were turning black. At one point, I look down at my hands and they were… black”

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Andrew: “Tidy little tangent”

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Andrew: “We went on some… tangents today!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Anytime I’m at a bowling alley; and, of course, we like our bowling alleys… I was gonna… Like we like our women? Underground with limited cell service? (Oh, no!) I dunno, I’m just gonna do it… (Stop! Stop!) I’m just gonna make sure that (Stop!) none of these Dazzling Donors ever donate again; and, it’s working!”

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Andrew and Luke: “It was not an emergency situation… I sound like you; like, I know what his deal is. Sorry. Hey, wait! How am I the bad guy? Wait. Where did that, where did that come from?”

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Andrew and Luke: “The way we’d have to go if I’m walking outside from my hodel… hotel to here is… Hodel. Hodel… Hodel… Hold the ‘tel”

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Luke: “Go for it, or don’t”

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Luke: “Hodel”

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Luke: “Like, this was some Eyes Wide Shut shit”

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Luke: Mimicking the sound of a soft train horn

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Luke: “One-one-one-one-one-one-one”

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Luke: “Put a little candy on that”

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Luke: Saying “Ain’t got time to bleed!” in a funny manner

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Luke: Saying “Ain’t got time to bleed!” in a funny manner #2

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Luke: Saying “Awkward transition!” in a funny manner

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Luke: Saying “When they gave us the money” in a funny manner

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Luke: “We’re already off to a heart… heart… hot… start”

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Luke: “Who loves ya, baby?”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, I will just say, it was… it ended up being… an intimate session… which, by that, I don’t mean things got sexual. I don’t know what happened after I left. (Well, you left early) That’s true. I don’t know what happened after I left”

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Luke and Andrew: “Andrew, I try to start things here… (Uh-huh!) Sometimes you’re not around… and, so, I have to love the one I’m with… (Uh-huh) named… Live Wire! Radio”

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Luke and Andrew: “Cool… Whatever… Cool, cool, cool”

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Luke and Andrew: “Hodel… Hodel”

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Luke and Andrew: “I am such a Taurus… Your new name is: Taurus, (Taurus) Taurus”

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Luke and Andrew: “I don’t… wanna even finish this sentence; cuz, it’s gonna get… Oh! Nobody wants you to”

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Luke and Andrew: “I think that the combination of finger food and bowling is… Problematic!? It’s like the, it’s like the, it’s like the combination of… rental scooters and being drunk”

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Luke and Andrew: “I was trying to do something with United Airlines’ website on Live Wire!… Oh, good. Just recycle it here… Yeah, exactly, Andrew… I thought we are the testing ground. I thought we’re the test kitchen, the Live Wire! test kitchen”

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Luke and Andrew: Making a Snow “Informer” spoof during a promo for Snowe

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Luke and Andrew: “Your body… is a mess! Oh, yeah. It–Your, your… things are coming out of every… (Oh…) pretty much every part (dear…) of your body… It’s not (God) an appetizing article; and, my takeaway from it was… God, I could eat… God, I could eat!”

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