Tag: Luke Burbank

Andrew: “Akron!”

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Andrew: “Answer the question, Luke!”

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Andrew: “But, that’s the kind of shit that happens to me all the time… Doesn’t that seem more like a Walsh move?”

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Andrew: “Clearly, you scared the fat kid!”

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Andrew: Drawn out “Me too! Me too!”

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Andrew: “I don’t care!”

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Andrew: “I don’t care!” #2

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Andrew: “I don’t like the fact that you said, ‘Yet'”

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Andrew: Singing “Razzle-dazzle”

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Andrew: “The Midwest is the best”

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Andrew: “The tyranny of the petty”

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Andrew: “There is always a Steve Nelson… but… right now, it’s not a human; it’s a dog”

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Andrew: “This is American Public Media”

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Andrew: “You know… this is a negative answer”

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Andrew and Luke: “I didn’t crush my wife! (Yes, exactly) I don’t care!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I thought they smelled bad on the outside… I thought they sounded good… on the inside!”

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Andrew and Luke: Laughing

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Andrew and Luke: “Nora likes me better right now… Oh, no! Now, we’re getting ready! Now things are getting real!”

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Andrew and Luke: “This is… non-intelligence for your life (Oh, okay)”

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Luke: “And so, our wash begins”

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Luke: “Argentinian embassy. Is your refrigerator running?”

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Luke: “Avoid the -toid”

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Luke: “Cthulhu”

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Luke: “Do you have a powerful lust to gamble right now?”

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Luke: “I don’t have nearly as many, kind of, intrusive thoughts of regret… as you do, Andrew; and, I don’t mean to laugh when I say that”

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Luke: “I’m not willing to face that reality”

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Luke: “If he thanks a Dazzling Donor, I’m gonna shit my pants!”

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Luke: “Just do the fucking news”

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Luke: “Keep it up, dummies!”

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Luke: Saying “You call that a judgmental stare? Rise up lights” in an Australian accent

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Luke: Singing the NBC chime

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Luke: “Steve Nelson, not the dog. El Ropo, not the magician”

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Luke: “You’ve been pushing my buttons for years!”

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Luke and Andrew: “And so, our wash begins… That’s so perfect!”

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Luke and Andrew: “We’re out with our friend, Steve Nelson, not the dog… Mmm-hmm… And… You talk about El Ropo, the human? Oh, yeah, that’s who I’m talking about… (Okay) Not the magician. Okay, got it. Steve Nelson, not the dog. El Ropo, not the magician”

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Andrew: “Also, sometimes we just play stupid bullshit at the end of the show”

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Andrew: “Bottom bins”

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Andrew: Drawn out “Noice”

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Andrew: “Ha!”

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Andrew: “Help me, Both-Ten; you’re my only hope”

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Andrew: “I forgot how… dead downtown St. Paul is on a Sunday; and, it kinda made me sad”

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Andrew: “I would’ve been back in the… in, like, the urinal cake country back there”

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Andrew: “I’m a big man; there’s not a lotta room”

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Andrew: “Man, it is… it is nasty out there!”

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Andrew: “Oh, I stopped the music!”

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Andrew: “Oh, no!”

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Andrew: “Put the petrol in the Qashqai!”

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Andrew: Quietly saying “Hello, friendos”

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Andrew: “Slice you right up the middle, Luke”

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Andrew: “Somehow, I was able to just, kind of, short-circuit my brain a little bit”

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Andrew: “The Pied Pipers of Truancy”

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Andrew: “These are not the Both-Tens you’re looking for”

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Andrew: “We’re Minnesota Noice!”

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Andrew and Luke: “It’s really nooice? (Apparently) (Noice!)”

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Luke: “Game over, dude!”

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Luke: “I agree with… a hundred percent what you’re saying”

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Luke: “I get to be inside the plane!?”

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Luke: “I guess we’re gonna do this”

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Luke: “I just like a variety of farts, Andrew. Please”

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Luke: “I’m a power bottom bin, for the record”

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Luke: “Like… I’m pretty down on Silicon Valley… I’m pretty down on tech disruption”

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Luke: “Minnesota… noice”

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Luke: “More on that never”

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Luke: “No! They don’t need to go faster!”

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Luke: “Ooh! That was a bad situation”

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Luke: “That, believe it or not… went better… than I expected”

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Luke: “This is where I am now just saying… nonsense gibberish that the listeners will… be cringing over”

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Luke: “Why does this thing fit!? What the!?”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, it was a real ziggle-zaggle… (It was a real ziggle-zaggle!) I ziggle-zaggled all around the parking lot”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, the pizza guy is, like… totally nice and totally professional… (Of course) What do you mean, ‘Of course’!?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Look at you, Walsh! (That one made it) You’re hot, my friend! I just threw a tissue across the room and it landed directly in the garbage can”

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Luke and Andrew: “Nine year old Luke is just so disappointed in forty-two, almost forty-three, year old Luke… but… We all are”

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Luke and Andrew: “Support your local public libraries! Maybe not by creepily hanging out with the stuffed animals (Alright!) in the children’s section, Andrew! Okay! Alright! It was once. It wasn’t creepy. It was adorable… and, then, they kicked me out”

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Luke and Andrew: “You call that a Limburger? Oh my God”

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After the April 18th Live Wire! Radio taping at the Alberta Rose Theatre, Luke and I talked about cars and the discussion about auto makers trying to improve fuel economy in newer cars by finding ways to lighten vehicles (or at least offset the weight as vehicles grow over time), auto start/stop systems and combining turbocharging with downsizing engines. Unfortunately, what I had said didn’t quite get translated properly when Luke brought it up on this show. Sigh.

To correct the record:

• One of the methods that auto makers can reduce the weight of cars is to reduce sound deadening materials or eliminating them as an extreme measure
• Auto start/stop systems themselves are not mandated by the EPA; but, auto makers that implement auto start/stop systems can be required to turn it back on when the vehicle is started the next time around
• Turbocharging boosts the amount of air that is fed into the engine as a means to mitigate the reduced engine displacement. Under low throttle, the engine can lean-burn and get better fuel economy while the turbo isn’t making a lot of boost. Stomping on the accelerator or putting the engine under heavy load will increase the boost pressure and increase the amount of fuel needed. Smaller, turbo engines can be under more load than a larger, naturally-aspirated engine under the same conditions and the fuel economy saving of the smaller displacement engine can be negated or have worse fuel economy.

Having said that, here’s the segment in which those items were brought up.

Luke and Andrew: Getting mentioned for some car talk with Luke after a Live Wire! taping and Luke messing up on a number of the details

 

Andrew: “Answer the opinion, jerk!”

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Andrew: Drawn out “Who are you flipping off?”

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Andrew: “Have an opinion already, jerk!”

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Andrew: “Have an opinion already, jerk! Answer the opinion, jerk!”

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Andrew: “I kind of lit a fuse under the guy to my right about the assholes like the guy to my left”

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Andrew: “I wish I hadn’t done that”

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Andrew: “It was a waste of time to do dat”

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Andrew: “Jesus! You’re not leaving here without a band-aid”

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Andrew: “Oh-ho, God!”

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Andrew: “Please clap”

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Andrew: “Slabjacking”

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Andrew: “Tempted by the fruit of a letter”

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Andrew: “They was trying to say I was drunk”

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Andrew: “We love them like family and we hate them like family”

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Andrew: “Well… feel free to refer to me as Genevieve’s ride or die”

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Andrew and Luke: “Can we throw him in the moon door, Luke? Make the man fly!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Or, did you pull it out of your shoe? Oh, gross! I pulled it out of my bra… oddly. There’s a lot you don’t know about me, Andrew”

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Luke: “And, I yelped!”

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Luke: “Andrew, I have a hangnail”

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Luke: “Can-a-worm-us?”

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Luke: “I know that it’s a song by Washed Up!”

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Luke: “It’s like ten thousand TVs when all you need is a Root Sports Northwest”

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Luke: Luke describing a standing rule Live Wire! has about not having three white, male guests and getting mentioned for having the data

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Luke: Making a series of funny sounds and saying “It’s vegetarian!”

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Luke: “Political correctness. You can’t say anything!”

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Luke: Saying “Stop looking at me” in a Scouse accent

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Luke: “So, buckle up!”

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Luke: “This is special… This is special”

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Luke: “Tiguan, I got Tiguan”

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Luke: “We must have this car now!”

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Luke and Andrew: “All attention is good attention, if you’re me… So, I’ll take it… I’m farting”

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Luke and Andrew: “Clown to the left of you, nice guy to right. Right! Yeah”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke shows Andrew his hangnail and Andrew wants Luke to put a band-aid on it

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Luke and Andrew: “We’ll talk to you on Monday. Until then: No mountain too tall. I’m farting… and, good luck to all”

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Andrew: “And, I am sitting on a story right now that seems so TBTL-y that I wanna tell you; but, I can’t”

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Andrew: Andrew called Daylight Saving Time a fake time zone

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Andrew: Funny, drawn out “Wassup!”

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Andrew: “I can’t cut out every dumb thing I say. There’s not enough time in the day”

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Andrew: “I totally… crashed and burned”

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Andrew: “I wish you could hear what I’m hearing on my end”

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Andrew: “I’m not gonna stand trial here… in your… kangaroo court”

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Andrew: “It seemed like his heart was actually more into hosting a late night show, or… being in comedy; but, instead, got into news and lying”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “My brain is so bad that I never remember anything”

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Andrew: “My brain just breaks at that point”

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Andrew: “Oh-ho-ho! That’s… that’s clever!”

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Andrew: “Ol’ frugal Andy over here”

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Andrew: “Sorry… Saving-heads… I just called your time zone… fake”

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Andrew: “Speaking of times zones that’s boggling my mind… boggling my mind, I tell you”

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Andrew: “That guy would hate you, by the way”

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Andrew:  “Wasuga! [ph]“

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Andrew: “You know, sometimes we talk about the delay on the line… there was a delay on my brain today; like, a four second delay on almost everything you said. My apologies for that. I am going to be so sharp tomorrow… you could… cut one of those scary Australian birds with me”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew threatens to quit the show if the clip of him saying “Wassup!” makes its way to Marsupial Gurgle

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Andrew and Luke: Noble Prize, Copperston and Smash-mith

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Andrew and Luke: Possible mini-to-mini dreamcatcher

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Luke: “Alaska Gold 75K? Don’t mind if I do”

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Luke: “As the Beastie Boys said, ‘Another plane, another train. Another bullet to the brain'”

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Luke: Audio of Luke cutting in and out during the intro

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Luke: “By the way, this is The Sportive podcast. Welcome back… I am the Stu-bot… and, that’s the other guy… who does the show… and, he’s in Seattle today”

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Luke: “Go Huskies, woo!”

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Luke: “I am now sweating so hard on this plane, Andrew… but, I’m also fake sleeping… so, I can’t take the coat off!”

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Luke: “I’m in an Andrew hot ZIP out here”

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Luke: “If the crap hits the fan”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Lemme just read you this line. I can’t believe I’m doing this; and, I don’t know what’s going on with me emotionally that I’m just reading Bob Dylan lyrics”

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Luke: Saying “Everybody razzle-dazzle” as Bill Clinton

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Luke: Saying “That’s-a spicy documentary take!” in a faux Italian accent

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Luke: Saying “That’s-a spicy razzle-dazzle” as an Italian Bill Clinton

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Luke: Singing “Everybody razzle-dazzle” as Bob Dylan

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Luke: “They’re bumping their phones and trading their contacts, and all that”

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Luke: “You’ve turned my heart of stone… into a… let’s be honest… plaque-filled… heart of jalapeño poppers”

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Luke and Andrew: “With great donations come great us prying into your life… Brent (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: “You just don’t wanna put… new gas into old gas skins. I think that’s… No! No, you do not want to do that”

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Andrew: “Also, I get the Lord of the Rings and the Bible confused”

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Andrew: “Have we reached our ten year friendiversary yet?”

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Andrew: “He really likes his… Bean time, in the same way I like my Andrew time”

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Andrew: “I can get so catty about those things, and snarky”

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Andrew: “It is just a huge sugar blast”

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Andrew: “M’kay. You outta here?”

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Andrew: “Nostalgia is a powerful drug”

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Andrew: “Not to turn this into a sad sack story”

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Andrew: “Turning Coors Light into Miller High Life”

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Andrew and Luke: “By the way, Luke, this is not me… at all judging you… This is me judging you judging others (Better not be)”

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Andrew and Luke: “It’s best to use more words (Mmm-hmm!)”

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Luke: “Carey… God bless her… What a… what a… sweet… (That’s my woife!) kind person”

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Luke: “Dinner for schmucks… starring me”

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Luke: “Equivalent… past… participle of the paradigmatic profane word in our culture!!”

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Luke: “I don’t know… Metaphor much?”

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Luke: “Nah. I think… our princess is in another castle”

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