Tag: Luke Burbank

Andrew: “Ay! I’m tryin’ to share the sidewalk here!”

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Andrew: “But, it also just poofs it out!”

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Andrew: “Dónde está… and that’s it. I’m out”

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Andrew: “Especially, down in L.A., I just felt like such an idiot not speaking Spanish”

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Andrew: “Fuggetaboutit!”

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Andrew: “Good job… little Amy”

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Andrew: “Holy shit. Holy shit!”

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Andrew: “How G-D sweet is that?”

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Andrew: “I don’t know why I’m doing this; and, we’ll, we will see if I continue with it”

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Andrew: “I gave up on my hair years ago… when it started giving up on me. Am I right?”

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Andrew: “I had such a… oh… God…damn… beautiful Seattle day yesterday”

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Andrew: “I was tempted!”

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Andrew: “I’m not complete until I’ve had my chocolate!”

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Andrew: “If anybody puts a blow dryer on my head, it is a really bad result”

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Andrew: “It was just like a perfect Andrew day”

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Andrew: “It, it’s driving me crazy!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Let me babysit your children”

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Andrew: “Listen, I’m a boring guy”

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Andrew: “Lotta listeners don’t know this; but, I have a terrible memory”

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Andrew: “No, good job, big Bob!”

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Andrew: “Oh… God…damn!”

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Andrew: “Photo”

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Andrew: “Roald the r-rur [ph] juror says”

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Andrew: Saying “Salon” in a French manner

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Andrew: Singing “Bomp-bomp!”

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Andrew: “The perfect daddy”

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Andrew: “This day brought to you by caffeine”

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Andrew: “Uhhh!”

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Andrew: “Was it chunky!?”

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Andrew: “You gotta drop that drop!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Do you see the connective tissue there? Do I just sound (Yeah, I do) drunk? Okay”

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Andrew and Luke: “I think we swelled it right where I had the loop point. Did you hear that? Nope… Neither did I”

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Luke: Drawn out “Fuggetaboutit”

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Luke: “Here’s the thing: New York is full of people like me, and I hate it”

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Luke: “Hold on!!”

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Luke: “I love Spanglish so much!”

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Luke: “I’m not trying to win cute points”

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Luke: “If you wanna know how many beatings we got… a lot!”

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Luke: “It’s just the Spang… that I’m having problems with”

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Luke: “No, I will not let your people go!”

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Luke: “Ohh. Oh, Andrew”

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Luke: “Peace!”

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Luke: “Phone!”

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Luke: “Really? We can’t cut this guy… a break… somewhere?”

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Luke: “Spiff up”

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Luke: “Stay aquí”

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Luke: “The Parker Hotel… doesn’t open a window without turning off the heat”

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Luke and Andrew: “But, I am gonna cry when you walk off the field of podcasting today for your final time. You better when, eventually, I’m pushed out of this business”

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Andrew: “Alright, listen… We’ve been, we’ve been dinking around here for too long”

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Andrew: “America’s Kids Got Cooking!”

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Andrew: “Canoodle me you must!”

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Andrew: “Did you see the article–Did you read it? Did you read it?”

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Andrew: “Electronic beeps and boops”

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Andrew: “Flavors… boop-booped”

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Andrew: “From listening to this music, you playing drops of my voice, and me, sometimes, actually talking, I don’t even know when I’m talking anymore”

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Andrew: “HBO… Go!”

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Andrew: “I am so sorry, to you and everybody”

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Andrew: “I kind of get stubborn in my head. Stubborn for what purpose… I have no idea. Nobody even knows that I’m sitting there… peeved”

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Andrew: “I thought it meant chat!”

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Andrew: “I took this to an impossible place. My apologies for that”

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Andrew: “I was a total chicken shit”

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Andrew: “I was… I guess knee deep in, in quizness”

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Andrew: “I’m trying to follow ’em now; but, I’m trying to remember my ding-dang password”

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Andrew: “It said ‘Airheads’ on the back, ‘Klute’ on the front”

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Andrew: “Linh’s little chunks”

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Andrew: “No shit!”

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Andrew: “Okay. Here’s why I’m surprised that you’re surprised”

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Andrew: “Stand by, Luke! Stand by, everybody!”

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Andrew: “You and I just might be tilting at windmills when it comes to this”

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Andrew: “You might say, I was putting my stank on it”

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Andrew and Luke: “Do you mean, do you mean ‘Godspeed’ or ‘dog-speed’? Glad I cut you off for that bullshit. What were you gonna say? (Dog is my co-pilot) I know”

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Andrew and Luke: “From listening to this music, you playing drops of my voice, and me, sometimes, actually talking, I don’t even know when I’m talking anymore. That’s… and, that’s when we’ve reached… total… enlightenment”

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Andrew and Luke: “Would you say that you put your on Burbank stank on it? I would never say that. This is not… (You woul–Okay… I just wasn’t sure if that was something you would…) No! I wouldn’t”

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Luke: “And so, the phone… goes… just, pops off like a paparazzi flash bulb”

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Luke: “And, maybe you should look into it, buddy!”

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Luke: “I am loving on them. They are loving on me”

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Luke: “I am loving on them. They are loving on me. They’re loving on her”

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Luke: “I don’t even care if this gets on TV. I’m petting some really fun dogs right now”

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Luke: “I don’t think Andrew’s gonna wanna be here for that”

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Luke: “I have to get some Jedi mind shit going on right now”

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Luke: “I hear it’s… blazing hot like a bagel in Seattle”

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Luke: “I’m really just, like, really sucking it up here, or, or sucking it in”

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Luke: “I’m really just, like, really sucking it up here, or, or sucking it in, or… How does this… keep getting more dirty? I’m sorry, I’m really blowing this weather… That’s what I meant to say”

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Luke: “Oh, God! Andrew, you’ve done it again, my friend. Okay”

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Luke: “Somebody’s been media trained”

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Luke: “Steer clear of that guy”

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Luke: “Third base you will not get to… until canoodled we have”

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Luke: “Today, I think we have another… humdinger in store for you”

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Luke: “We don’t know where… we stop… and this bullshit begins”

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Luke: “We’ll get into architecture talk in a minute”

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Luke: “We’re not canoodling, bro!”

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Luke and Andrew: Both laughing and Luke saying “Ding, ding, ding! Possible show title!”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke playing my little chunks from the previous show and Andrew doesn’t believe he said some of them

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Luke and Andrew: “New York Magazine!? Get a Wheatus!”

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Luke and Andrew: Simulating the Doppler effect when saying “I just punched her and I don’t think she’s gonna be okay! You’re gonna wanna be pricing out eye patches”

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Luke and Andrew: “You know… you do the show with me five days a week. I can… talk about some bullshit for an almost indefinite amount of time, and have… Welcome to episode… (You’re doing it now) two-thousand, eight-hundred and sixty in a collector’s series”

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Andrew: “Ay! Stop rememberin’ that!”

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Andrew: “But, I know people who have stopped drinking… not to brag”

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Andrew: “But, I’m talking love. I’m talking capital ‘L’ here”

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Andrew: “Cheesy, gooey, gross stuff”

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Andrew: “Could you love a turtle?”

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Andrew: “Hell, no! Hell, no!”

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Andrew: “Hey! Hold on! Big Wheel at the Cracker Factory”

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Andrew: “I couldn’t love a turtle”

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Andrew: “I don’t think I can love a condor; and, I don’t think I should… you know, have to love a condor… So, stop making me”

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Andrew: “I have no idea what prompted this”

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Andrew: “I would like to remind everybody that we… are not stoned”

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “Hey! Stop rememberin’ that!”

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Andrew: “Really?”

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Andrew: Saying “Like, I gotta take a shower to wake up” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Slowly saying “That rings a… bell”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “That… pretty much killed me”

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Andrew: “The fumigation of Lucas”

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Andrew: “There’s just no doubt about it that Cleveland is, right now… the most… inflated bubble of a team. Like, they haven’t done shit yet!”

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Andrew: “Ummm, bop-bop-bop-bop-bop-bop”

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Andrew and Luke: “And then, when you’re here in person, I never remember to actually look at your hair through that lens; like, you always seem like… (Good. Do not stare directly into that hair) I did… I did look at it once and it growled at me. Thought that was weird”

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Andrew and Luke: Both are not stoned but rather two guys who just wake up and start talking

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Andrew and Luke: “Good morning, Luke. Happy Friday! Oh, man… I’m ready… I am too. I am really feeling my Fridays today… Today’s my Friday, as we like to say”

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Andrew and Luke: “I am chasing ladies all over town. (Yeah, chasing skirts) Yep!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I think… I think you’re the problem (Hey guys!)”

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Andrew and Luke: “(Yeah, I know what a fugazi is) We didn’t… We didn’t”

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Luke: “And… I’m excited about Potato Chip Rock; so, don’t rain on my parade… Twitter person. But, thank you for listening”

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Luke: “Andrew would hate this smell so much”

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Luke: “But, I think I’m going nose blind to it”

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Luke: “BYO…PMs… ampersand M?”

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Luke: “Even in a major American city, I can find a way to fuck it up”

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Luke: “I’m actually gonna go back today; but, I’m going to drive”

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Luke: “I’m gonna call an… audible. Omaha! Omaha!”

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Luke: “It just like… honestly made me wanna just start… weeping openly in the hotel room”

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Luke: “Mapping software doesn’t close a door without opening a window”

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Luke: “My nose is blown on this one”

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Luke: “Oh, come on!”

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Luke: “Rip it, wrap it and slap it”

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Luke: “That guy probably… isn’t a terrorist”

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Luke: “The Restorative Properties of Wake ‘Em Ups”

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Luke: “Welcome to Car Talk!”

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Luke: “Whoa!!”

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Luke: “Yeah… Eunice! Quit mean-mugging me from the floor!”

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Luke: “You gotta be kidding me”

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Luke: “Ziggle, zaggle… Rip it, wrap it”

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Luke and Andrew: “I think I Topo Chico’d it pretty hard… right after (Sure. Yeah… You know)”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke wouldn’t live in Salem, Massachusetts because he would constantly bring up the burning of the witches

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Luke and Andrew: “One, I jogged twelve miles yesterday on accident! (Didn’t see any witches)”

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Luke and Andrew: “This is another, this is another hawk that I petted… Oh! Never suppose to pet a jayhawk… then, it will never return to its mother”

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Luke and Andrew: “Yeah. Am I supposed to be here right now? (Right)”

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Andrew: “All we wanna do when we wake up on this Thursday is hear the heavy breathing… of the San Diego Chicken”

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Andrew: “Alright. There you go! That is your, that is your Blursday: Blursting at the Seams Edition”

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Andrew: “Andrew… nothing’s wrong. Everything’s fine… Like, just… take a breath… you’re just gonna do a podcast. It’s fine”

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Andrew: “Blursdays do not work… without my microphone… being turned on”

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Andrew: “Calm down, Lil’ Bow Wow. Middle age is gonna come for you too”

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Andrew: “Echo of cacophony”

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Andrew: “Have you ever monkeyed around with this thing before?”

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Andrew: “I can’t figure out what is… more terrible”

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Andrew: “I didn’t write down any show titles, Lucas!”

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Andrew: “I don’t understand it, bro!”

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Andrew: “I get, you know… me, I get a little stampy”

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Andrew: “I mean, you can… can’t take the elitist out of the boy”

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Andrew: “I wouldn’t say high-brow; but, they’re both good, kinda, slapsticky comedies that smart people can enjoy… That was a snobby sentence… Add that to our list of snobbiest things I’ve said on TBTL this year”

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Andrew: Imitating the “Uh-oh!” drop

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Andrew: Imitating the “Uh-oh!” drop #2

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Andrew: “Is there a right way to Blursday?”

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Andrew: “It’s so embarrassing”

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Andrew: “Just wanna hear breathing”

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Andrew: “Man… I wish I was drunk”

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Andrew: “Me birthing out antacid… while I’m looking up what ‘stans’ are”

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Andrew: “Nobody even knows I’m doing it; and, it’s just so, I just hate myself”

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Andrew: “Oh my God!”

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Andrew: “Oh, are you a Kan-stan?”

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Andrew: “That was a snobby sentence”

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Andrew: “The Wazzu! Are you talking about the Wazzu?”

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Andrew: “Then, I’m gonna sit there and, kind of, like, grumpily eat… and, I don’t like to eat grumpy”

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Andrew: “When you… say Twitter, you talk about the validation machine on your phone?”

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Andrew: Whispering “So, watch out!”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew proposes a rule for TBTL in which they don’t list different phrases for sexy times

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Andrew and Luke: “I want to be on the 737… Max Legroom (Max Legroom)”

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Andrew and Luke: “There are dozens of you! Dozens!”

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Luke: “And, I was… again, kinda… sort of… butthurt about the whole experience”

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Luke: “Eight simple rules for hosting my podcast”

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Luke: “For once, Andrew, this isn’t about you”

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Luke: “I didn’t get stampy”

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Luke: “I know this is so boring. I’m sorry”

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Luke: “I know… jack shit about Canadian culture”

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Luke: “Instagram… is marijuana to me”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “See, Andrew? This is… this is… mindful Luke”

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Luke: “Thank you for taking this away from me”

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Luke: “That’s the next… two… plus weeks of my life”

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Luke: “That’s where, like, I become like a real, legit insane person”

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Luke: “They brought me extra nuts!”

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Luke: “We’re blursting at the seams… with Blursday messages”

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Luke and Andrew: “Can we diagnose the issue? Do you have to pee? Sometimes that’s what stresses me out and I don’t realize it. Wait, hold on… I did have to pee… Thank you! I feel (Ah, good) better now. Let me check in with the San Diego chicken… You okay that Andrew just… peed… live on the show? He’s nodding… no”

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Luke and Andrew: Getting mentioned for sending Luke (and Andrew) the audio files from the Sound Machine and Luke trying to find the “Uh-oh!” drop

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Luke and Andrew: “I just realized… Twitter is alcohol to me… and, Instagram is pot (Mmm-hmm… Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Or more importantly… when many Americans’ parents… are… doing the nasty… Of all of the slang terms for sexual intercourse… (I know. I’m sorry) Doing the nasty. It’s not the worst; but, it’s up there”

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Andrew: “Ahhh!!!”

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Andrew: “Are you excited about Odell Beckham Jr. or not? I hate these long buildups into these shows!”

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Andrew: “Browns! Browns! Browns! In… the news!”

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Andrew: “Don’t do it, Walsh”

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Andrew: “Every now and then, we surprise ourselves… We think that we can’t learn any more about each other cuz we do this bullshit day in and day out”

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Andrew: “I don’t have a great brain for it”

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Andrew: “I hate school!”

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Andrew: “I mean, there are so many eggs that people are counting as chicken right now… it is… ridiculous”

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Andrew: “Look out world. Here come the Cleveland Browns”

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Andrew: “Maybe I’ll be… rationally… exuberant”

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Andrew: “Oh my God! Look at her; she’s so random!”

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Andrew: Reading the first few lines of the prologue from “Romeo and Juliet”

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Andrew: “Really?!?”

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Andrew: “The Browns have destroyed me year in and year out… for so many years”

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Andrew: “The Fighting TBDs”

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Andrew: “There are people who are like that; and, there are awful, awful people out there”

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Andrew: “Why do I keep extending this? We should probably start thinking about moving on”

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Andrew: “You just don’t know all of the unknowns. Not to get all Rumsfeld on this”

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Andrew: “You’re very Luke Burbank, right?”

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Listener Rockwell: TBTL (Tomato, bacon, turkey and lettuce) Sandwich

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Luke: “Are we gonna be doing a No Pork… No Point Convention”

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Luke: “Are we gonna be doing Nurn Purnk Convertion [ph]“

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Luke: “Don’t even get me started on the Hoobastank defense; which, I’m still trying to wrap my mind around”

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Luke: “I don’t wanna touch that shit!”

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Luke: “No, I’m the diviest… dive bar guy… that ever dived”

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Luke: Singing “I am the clean one”

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Luke: Singing “I’m a bad mama jama!”

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Luke: Singing “When I come up in the crib! [ph]“

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Luke: “The H is O… The heat is off”

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Luke: “The other weird layer to this… is that people had been doing this shit forever by buying fucking buildings!”

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Luke: “This is gonna sound… like I’m being sarcastic… but, you really have me figured out”

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Luke: “This is the last… day that I will be doing the show from Burbank Springs… forever… Not really… just for the next, I don’t know, two and a half weeks”

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Luke: “To be or not to be!! Quoth the raven!!”

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Luke: “Well, la-ti-da!”

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Luke: “Whoa-Dell!”

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Luke: “Yes! It worked!”

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Luke: “You really have me figured out”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m like borderline attracted to you right now. That is… (Oh, that’s why, that’s why I memorized it) cool! That’s like…”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m, I’m like practically low-T now! My body is breaking down! I am shuffling towards the grave… Why is my body still making pimples? I don’t understand it… Yeah. Now, it’s like, you get pimples and you cry about it… That’s, like, the sad thing”

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Luke and Andrew: “Who is this? I wanna make sure I never listen to them again? I was gonna say… you’re probably gonna hate this”

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