Tag: Luke Burbank

Andrew: “A Wizard is only as good as his word”

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Andrew: “Ahh, shoot!”

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Andrew: “He’s a single threat!”

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Andrew: “I don’t often make you choose between me and Chris; but, in this case, I would really like you to choose me”

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Andrew: “I said I love it!!”

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Andrew: “I, I’m opening up myself to the mall and to the universe… What ya got for me?”

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Andrew: Possible Andrew relationship book title “Relationships on the Rocks”

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Andrew: “So, I think I am insanely… I think I am insanely lazy”

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Andrew and Luke: Getting mentioned for being the helpline for Andrew’s phone questions and Luke’s Audi problems

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Andrew and Luke: “These used to be shells… I mean, full shells… And, then, (Oh, God) we’re just… frolicking around, throwing our… Nerf footballs, and our… our… frisbees… on the stuff that used to be full… shells”

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Luke: “Boy, this… this is a weird system”

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Luke: “Brrrp!”

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Luke: “Don’t… don’t cry for me, Argentina”

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Luke: “Good job… Luke Burbank, environmentalist”

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Luke: “Have you forgotten about your… 9:30 number two, Luke? Brrrp!”

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Luke: “I can’t believe I’m admitting to this. Oh, God! I knew this story was gonna take too long. This was not even part of what I was gonna talk about; but… you’ll find it interesting. And, that’s what counts”

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Luke: “Sanctuary!!”

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Luke: Saying “I wanna be in a car by myself” in a selfish manner

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Luke: “So, anyway. I’ll tell you about my no good, horrible, very bad… Thursday”

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Luke: “Space Car is toast”

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Luke: “To err is human. To really screw things up, you need a computer”

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Luke: “We’re too close!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Don’t go into that airport; because, that… that’s the Sarlacc… You will be (Yes!) digested over a thousand years. Keep going… (Yes) Follow the drinking gourd… Feel for the moss on the south side of the tree and you’ll make it to Portland”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m already so mad at myself, Andrew, that I went into the Sarlacc. I’m like, ‘Why?’ (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: “This is why I needed to change flights!! (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: “You know, how on this show, I’m constantly trying to turn people on to other podcasts. Well, it’s been successful with my wife. Oh… thanks. Great”

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Andrew: “America’s Stars Got Dancing”

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Andrew: “And, he has demons in his head; and he’s–That’s my medical diagnosis”

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Andrew: “And, this gets into some things that I don’t even know how to articulate; so… this will be new ground for the show”

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Andrew: “Anyway. I’m not a scientist”

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Andrew: “Don’t should on yourself… Luke”

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Andrew: “Effin’ effer!”

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Andrew: “Here is my hot take on a story that I haven’t read… So, that’s my patented move”

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Andrew: “I know what Future Andrew did”

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Andrew: Saying “Looks like somebody’s wife is outta town” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: “Turtle-Squirrel”

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Luke: “Dance… Dance… Litigation?”

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Luke: “Hey, I dunno. We do the show five days a week, people… So, we gotta talk about something and that’s the something we might talk about today”

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Luke: “I know him!!!”

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Luke: “So… it.. it was particularly… bummerific for me”

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Luke: “Thank you, babies… we really appreciate your donations”

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Luke: “What!!?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Have you fucked with that? No. Sorry”

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Andrew: “And, I just freaked my shit out”

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Andrew: “And, I’m gonna go into great detail describing it to you right now”

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Andrew: “Don’t try to be so goody two shoes all the time”

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Andrew: “Dream talk, eh?”

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Andrew: “Now, puff-puff, give my friend”

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Andrew: “Obviously, nobody gives a fuck about what I tweet”

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Andrew: “Oh, shit! This is Wait Wait… Don’t Tell Me!”

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Andrew: “That is so unprofessional and not cool, Walsh!”

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Andrew: “Uh… actually, you know, there’s a British version… This will never be as big as the British version; or, whatever”

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Andrew: “Well, actually”

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Andrew and Luke: “If I ever get a dog… shipped to me in the mail, I’m naming it ‘Flyer’… Don’t flyers usually show up under your windshield wiper on your car… (I don’t know, Luke. Don’t ruin this for me)”

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Luke: “Bald spot… paint in the news?”

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Luke: “I mean, it’s like… right there… right in the Miami meat tent”

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Luke: “It… sickens me”

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Luke: “Rudy! It’s time for the thing!”

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Luke: Saying “We’ll see where this goes!” in a sing-songy manner

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Luke: Saying “You… say ‘sabotage’. I… say… ‘sabatage’ [ph]” as William Shatner

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Luke: Singing “Here comes Shatner Claus. Here comes Shatner Claus, right down Shatner Claus lane”

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Luke: “They are not a sponsor of the show; although, I would not turn down their money”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke making a wobbly spinning sound and Andrew saying “Yeah”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, you say ‘supportage’. I say ‘supportahge’. [ph] Oh”

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