Tag: Luke Burbank

Luke: “All you can eat, baby!”

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Luke: “Alright, hang on everybody… Gotta swallow these protein chips… trying to not… gross out any of our… listeners with… misophonia”

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Luke: “Also, I may, I may just have wide-set nipples, Andrew”

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Luke: “And, again, this is me just, like, searching for a reason to be butthurt about something”

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Luke: “And, here I am… bringing you episode two-thousand, six-hundred and seventy-four… in a collector’s series” [ed: Nope. Still not right, Luke.]

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Luke: “And, I actually have thoughts about this song”

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Luke: “And, then… and, this is maybe… maybe this is the kind of thing that is… what the kids call TMI… but, I’m also suffering from a very inflamed… nipple… (Oh, ‘Explicit!’) in which, maybe… maybe we can talk about with Andrew; or, maybe we can’t. I guess depends on… how he’s feeling about that”

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Luke: “And, then… as you can hear… my allergies have decided to make a triumphant return… to the inside of my nose”

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Luke: “Bark!”

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Luke: Barking like an aggressive dog

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Luke: “Every time we look at the numbers and we realize we have fewer listeners, we’re like… Yeah… but, with fewer listeners, there’s fewer expectations… We’re lucky, really, we’re lucky, really, to have fewer listeners”

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Luke: “God, when I say it out loud, I realize what a bad idea this was”

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Luke: “God…damnit!”

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Luke: “Holy schnikes!”

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Luke: “I got a sore on my ass and it hurts unmerciful!”

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Luke: “I just thought it was… unusually turgid”

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Luke: “I’m horrified and mildly aroused”

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Luke: “Kids rule!! Fart butt!!”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Making a straining sound

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Luke: “Mmm-okay!”

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Luke: “My body is… breaking down, Andrew”

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Luke: “Not to get woo-woo about it”

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Luke: Saying “I made soup out of that” as Peter Lorre

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Luke: Singing “This is a story of a cane”

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Luke: Singing “You’re a mean one, Saucy Jack”

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Luke: “Sweeney Walsh! Sweeney Walsh”

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Luke: “Victory is mine!!!”

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Luke: “We’re good”

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Luke: “Why did I spill the beans on myself?”

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Luke: “Yeah. We’re good”

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Luke: “You don’t trust me with this information!”

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Luke and Andrew: “But, I don’t know why it didn’t mess with the left nipple… just the right… (Hmmm) I don’t… I never mess with the left nipple”

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Luke and Andrew: “I mean, there are a few things. One, there are food puzzles. Did I talk about food puzzles on the show? (No!! God!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m a jogger… (For the long distance runners…) I’m a vlogger… (I’m…) I’m a midnight frogger… player?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Is this the, is this the original version? I don’t know. Does that sound off to you?”

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Luke and Andrew: Laughing

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Luke and Andrew: Luke tries to bypass Andrew and texts Phyllis to learn of the secret identity of the placard swiper

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Luke and Andrew: “Where’s the party at? Wherever I am, baby (Baby)”

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Andrew: “Don’t, don’t get off the nipple talk”

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Andrew: “Get to the nips”

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Andrew: “I don’t know what the origin of that is; but, it can’t be good”

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Andrew: “I have no idea!”

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Andrew: “I made soup out of those bones”

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Andrew: “I was ready to party!”

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Andrew: “I wish I could tell you. It’s so good”

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Andrew: “It’s amazing how I can mess with the space-time continuum”

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Andrew: “Last, but not leash”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Saying “No worries… I turned those bones into a soup, my friend” and laughing in s a funny but spooky manner

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Andrew: Singing “This is the story of Thera Cane”

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Andrew: Stumbled over the name “Fresh Prince of Bel-Air”

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Andrew: “That’s fine. It’s out of my head now”

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Andrew: “This does not sound right to me”

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Andrew: “This is me playing devil’s advocate, by the way. I’m gonna soften up in a second… if, if this is hard to hear”

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Andrew: “Training schmaining!”

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Andrew: “You know that I’ll be, like, by the fifth inning, I’ll be loose enough”

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Andrew and Luke: “And, that… is how you act… That was acting right there. Wow. (Yeah) God! Can we start this over? Your intro was good”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew does not trust Luke with his secret; but, Andrew does trust Phyllis

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew laughing and Luke snickering

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Andrew and Luke: Old Andrew vs New Andrew

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Andrew and Luke: “Tomorrow is a day off. It’s the… Fourth of July; where, we… celebrate… (Yes!!) the majesty of this country… Liberty for all, don’tcha know”

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Andrew and Luke: “You know, I love… a, a well-behaved… well-trained dog; and, I don’t think I’d be able to do that. I think it’s incredibly hard… (Thought you were gonna say, ‘well-seasoned dog’… What are you doing?) I made soup out of those bones… I still got it!”

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Andrew: “Are you listening, Pixar?”

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Andrew: “At this point, somehow, I’m, like, knee-deep in, like… Dionne Warwick”

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Andrew: “But, Luke, as you would say… that… got on top of me”

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Andrew: “Do you want me to tell you… I, I have a story that I want to tell you. But, I don’t know if it’s a little bit on the edge for TBTL; because, it involves… You know what? Well, I started it; so, I’m just gonna tell ya”

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Andrew: “Ha-haa!”

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Andrew: “Hate myself for saying that”

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Andrew: “I don’t wanna paint myself as a pothead”

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Andrew: “I saw this thing popping up all over the place”

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Andrew: “I think I got–just got done with this thing, I was just like, ‘Alright! This is it! This is the moment I’ve been visualizing for two weeks!’ And, somehow, it all just turned into a weird… slough inside of me. Is slough a word?”

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Andrew: “I’m telling this story kinda badly”

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Andrew: “Like, I don’t know… I guess I’ll put a… poster of a hot rod on my wall”

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Andrew: “Make Safeco Field… your man cave”

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Andrew: “Mmm, I don’t know why. Probably, because, I’m going through stuff”

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Andrew: “Oh my God! I’ve been staring at this e-mail for a long time”

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Andrew: Quietly saying “Oh, man!”

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Andrew: Quietly saying “Yeah, that’s effed up”

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Andrew: Singing “Hot diggity-dog, diggity-doo”

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Andrew: “So, I go to the store to buy some beer; because… again… doctor’s orders”

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Andrew: “That’s effed up”

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Andrew: “What the eff?”

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Andrew: “Which is all stuff that I hated as a kid. My dad loved The Carpenters. My dad loved Dionne Warwick… I hate all the soft rock crap”

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Andrew and Luke: “A rolly bag, it looks like is a brand name of something you put on your motor-sickle… Also, my family says, ‘motor-sickle’… Not true. Ha!”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew laughing and Luke saying “Andrew would be singing ‘Classic Tan’ right now”

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Andrew and Luke: Rolly coasters, rolly bags and motor-sickles

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Andrew and Luke: “That’s the 101. How can you even tell if it’s shut down? Hey-oh! (Ugh)”

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Andrew and Luke: “What’s your name, little girl? Who’s your daddy? Is he rich like me? (Ewww!)”

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Andrew and Luke: “You need any tips? Teach me, sensei… and, then… and, then… notice me, Senpai. Notice me”

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Luke: “And, he’s a big boy!”

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Luke: “Everybody’s working for the weekend… Everyone wants a little romance. Everybody’s going off the deep end. Everybody needs a second chance… You want a piece of my heart? You better start from the start”

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Luke: “I have… the alcohol… but not the know-how”

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Luke: “I’m getting a baseball bat!”

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Luke: “iCal rules everything around me”

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Luke: “It’s my happiness right now”

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Luke: Saying “Here I go once again with the Music for Your Weekend” as Strong Bad

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Luke: Saying “It’s a ’97 Chrysler Sebring” as a TV game show host or announcer

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Luke: “This is the part, Andrew, where you… tell us the song that you are gonna recommend for the listeners; and then, I… think of the song I’m gonna recommend for the listeners while your song is playing”

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Luke: “What!?”

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Luke: “You know what? I got no one to blame but myself for that”

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Luke: “You want a piece of my heart? Better start from the start. You wanna be in the show? Come on, baby, let’s go”

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Luke and Andrew: “Even when we’re not hanging out, we are hanging out together in our… in our brains (Yeah)”

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Andrew: Enjoying some bass beats a little too much

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Andrew: “How are we gonna fight space ISIS?”

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Andrew: “I will steal all the butter for him”

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Andrew: “I’m just so not a car guy”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Like, I could just… have, like, stop the tape in the middle of it and just started making fart noises with my armpits”

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Andrew: Making two curious sounds

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Andrew: “Oh, no. You went there”

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Andrew: Quiet “Ooh!”

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Andrew: Singing “Like a rollin'”

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Andrew: Singing “Like a tepid hot tub”

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Andrew: “Teach me, Luke… Teach me”

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Andrew: “Whoa”

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Andrew: “Whoa! Ties!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I throw your butter down the stairs… He says something like that. (And, you will…) You will cry… and, you say… and, I will say, ‘Haha!’)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Rest in peace, Radio Shack… Rest in… (These look… like… good… hands!)”

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Andrew and Luke: Singing “Floated a check… at Shoney’s for my daughter. Dance my… (Kited… kited a check at the Safeway on Capitol Hill)”

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Andrew and Luke: Singing “They (They) say it’s your birthday… (I don’t like birthdays) It’s my birthday, too, yeah”

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Andrew and Luke: “Sunday, Sunday, (Yes!) Sunday! You pay for the whole (Yes) TBTL-a-Thon; but, you only need the edge!”

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Luke: “A whoa tie! What!?”

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Luke: “Dear… God in Heaven”

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Luke: “I love me the salt”

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Luke: “It doesn’t chime or rhyme!”

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Luke: “Protes my goats”

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Luke: Quietly saying “We could do whatever we want!”

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Luke: Saying “Free government programs!” as Matthew Lesko

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Luke: Saying “Oh, no you di’int” in a sing-songy manner

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Luke: Singing “They say it’s your birthday… it’s my birthday, too, yeah!”

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Luke: “This is a, a travesty of a mockery of a sham of… two travesties of a mockery of a… bland… dish… cuz… I love me the salt”

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Luke: “This is what kids do”

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Luke: “This one goes to one hundred”

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Luke: “Well, I’m the king of the castle and she’s the dirty rascal”

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Luke: “When I’m in my man cave, opening my man crate… that’s where I’m allowed to have my Elle Macpherson posters”

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Luke and Andrew: “Hey, I have an idea for the song to go out with… Great, good. I’ll play it from my end; but, you shoot it at me like a smoker”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke does not like the opening lines of The Beatles’ “Birthday”

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Luke and Andrew: “Notice me, Senpai? Notice me, Senpai. Notice me”

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Luke and Andrew: “What if there is a verification? What if they… what if there’s two… second… two-party verification on this GNC purchased? Were you stoned? This is a high level of paranoia for the middle of the day, my friend”

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Andrew: “An angel is just a boy that poops in a box”

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Andrew: “And, also, didn’t… didn’t… isn’t there a remix I’m supposed to play of that… I’m not supposed to say his name on the show anymore; but, our, our friend who sends us a lot of audio… didn’t he send us a remix of that; or, I promised to make a remix with you saying ‘Ooh’? Something. I don’t know. What the hell am I talking about? Go on. Tell your story, Luke”

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Andrew: “I don’t have any show titles, Lucas”

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Andrew: “I don’t know what happened”

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Andrew: “I know that I’m taking this… conversation into a place that… you and I can’t explain… So, maybe, I shouldn’t”

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Andrew: “I was #blessed”

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Andrew: “‘I was Walsh-level thrilled'”

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Andrew: Imitating the sound of Luke typing with his mouth full

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Andrew: “Just… before the show, I was rolling in hot dog related music. And, again… think about what my job is, I just spent like an hour listening to songs about hot dogs”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Obviously… that is the platonic ideal of a hot dog cannon. Ain’t nobody on Earth gonna argue with that”

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Andrew: “Somehow, seeing this makes me happy; although, I would never touch them myself”

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Andrew: “We did it!”

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Andrew: “Were you… a guy who ate Planters cheese balls growing up? They came in kind of a… kind of a can, like a tubular can with a, a yellow lid and the, the… the cheese balls inside were, like, perfect spheres, about a size of a marble?”

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Andrew: “What could possibly go wrong?”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew unhelpfully said that Blursday shout-outs happen on Blursday

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Andrew and Luke: French ticking boxes

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Andrew and Luke: “Nobody was cocky about it; but, they were… thorough… Good… and (and)… thorough (thorough)”

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Luke: “But, can we start calling… all messages, ‘Dazzling D-mails’?”

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Luke: “By the way, this is not even having anything to do with the story I meant to tell”

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Luke: Drawn out “What?”

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Luke: “I am just, I am feeling so good, you guys. I am so happy to be back here… for a total of… one day”

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Luke: “I mean, I went into a fugue eating state”

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Luke: “I mean… listen… you do you. YOLO, YODO”

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Luke: “It’s okay if it looks like it’s from the 1500s… Stop trying to paint its bald spot… Just leave it alone”

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Luke: Singing “We’re gonna put on some ketchup… then some mustard… because, we only have one kind of song”

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Luke: “So, anyway, we’ll… tell you about… the latest… example of art restoration… gone amoke”

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Luke: “That’s as much as my feeble brain… four red wines in, could really grasp”

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Luke: “Two bros… baching it up”

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Luke: “What the motherfucking… fuck… is the system here!?”

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Luke: “You know, my fecalist was out of town; so, I could eat anything I wanted”

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Luke: “You poor fool”

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Luke: “You were straight… grubbin’!”

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Luke and Andrew: Fist City and Headbutt Town

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