Clips From TBTL #2585: Andrew Walsh (Plus One) Edition

As Luke and Andrew were trying to figure out which song they wanted to close out #2585 with, they remembered that the Stu-bot had sent in a recommendation to Luke via e-mail; but, Luke was not able to find that e-mail. So, Andrew called the Stu-bot to ask him what that recommendation was. Due to the setup, Luke was not able to directly talk to the Stu-bot and tried to lob in a question at the end.

Steve Neuman, Andrew and Luke: Phone call with the Stu-bot

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Andrew: “And, I’ll be goddamned”

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Andrew: “Because, that sounds like… crazy chaos muppet to me”

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Andrew: “Boop-boop”

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Andrew: “But, I swear, that song does stuff to me”

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Andrew: “But, that song does something to me”

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Andrew: “By the way, yeah, I think I started doing that after I had my little tongue surgery thing; which, by the way… has to happen again”

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Andrew: “Cuz, I don’t need people in my life; and, that sounds like an asshole thing to say”

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Andrew: Funny Laugh

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Andrew: “I don’t really know what I’m talking about; so, I didn’t want to shoot from the hip”

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Andrew: “I just think you’re so smart; you just don’t apply yourself!”

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Andrew: “I kind of hate being one of those white guys who… likes the Wu-Tang Clan just a little bit too much. But, that song does something to me”

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Andrew: “I’m a recluse; but, I’m a recluse, cuz, like, I like… you know, my video games and my boop-boops”

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Andrew: “I’m looking forward… to doing nothing!”

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Andrew: “I’m such a f… I’m such a damn waster”

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Andrew: “I’ve just really… freaking fell for her”

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Andrew: “It’s… almost fetishistic… by the way”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: “Listen to that bass!”

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Andrew: “Oh, I guess… insert a ‘Peace and Love’ here too”

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Andrew: “Oh, shoot”

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Andrew: “Oh, shoot” #2

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Andrew: “Poifectly”

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Andrew: “Shit”

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Andrew: “So, what did you grow up doing?”

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Andrew: “That’ll scar ya”

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Andrew: “Yeeeahh”

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Andrew: “You’re puttin’ a fist to it! Like, you put a fist to Hitler!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I betcha David from the Basement has been playing your guitar… Little brother’s getting in your stuff. Stay out of my room, David! (Oh, man!) God! I’m gonna tell my mom. You should”

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Andrew and Luke: “I think he should change his name to ‘Basic’… Ha!!! That’s a good spoof”

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Andrew and Luke: “Please tell me you told them… that you’re more of a… ‘Van Milder’ type… That’s a pretty good spoof, (Thank you) my friend”

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Andrew and Luke: “See if we can make this happen. Just playing, just jamming out over here”

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Andrew and Luke: “There’s a right way to rock… and, a wrong way to roll (And, a wrong way to roll)”

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Andrew and Luke: “You know that my real name is… Douglas Steeleyes, right? You know, my real name is Trivago Schlub-Guy”

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Clips From TBTL #2584: Luke Burbank Edition

Luke: “Alright, Ru-dog… let’s get to it!”

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Luke: “Beep-beep, boop-boop”

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Luke: “Best case scenario, it’s boring as piss!”

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Luke: “Bleep-bleep, bloop-bloop”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: “Cuz, I’m in!!!”

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Luke: “Do you consider yourself dazzled… by those deets?”

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Luke: Doing his impression of Steve Brule

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Luke: “Hold your e-mails; they like it to be called, ‘Great Britain'”

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Luke: “Kids can’t even etch in caves anymore!”

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Luke: Making a fart-like sound

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Luke: “Nope!”

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Luke: “Okay. Hold on. Wait a second. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa… Slow it down”

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Luke: “One fine day in 1492… Columbo sailed the ocean blue”

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Luke: “Pitter-patter, let’s get at her”

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Luke: Saying “Let’s take a shot!” in a sing-songy manner

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Luke: Saying “My name is Luke Burbank. I’m your host” in a sing-songy manner

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Luke: Saying “The shit!” in a funny manner

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Luke: “Something’s happening!”

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Luke: “When you’re on the butt of the spear”

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Luke and Andrew: “Come on!! Come on!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Everything’s going fine, people. Everything’s (Sure) going okay. I’m just… (Sounds like it) going to a lot of therapy because of how great everything is”

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Luke and Andrew: “If you said, ‘I need to wet my whistle’… and, then, pee gets involved… Oh, God! Hey…! (Not boring) Not boring! (Alright) I’m just saying, not boring”

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Luke and Andrew: “No mountain too tall. Passwords are not vulnerable to hacker attacks… This is in the memorization… portion of this particular section I’m on… And, also… Andrew, your part now… Taargüs! Taargüs!”

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Luke and Andrew: Whispering and talking quietly about Andrew’s APM login ordeal

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Clips From TBTL #2584: Andrew Walsh Edition

Andrew: “As I once famously tweeted, ‘Once you go Craisin… you don’t go raisin'”

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Andrew: “Boring as piss”

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Andrew: Clearing his throat

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Andrew: “Feel free to call; but, I’m probably drunk after five”

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Andrew: “God! I’m even more nervous about it”

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Andrew: “God…damnit!”

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Andrew: “Here’s the deal; you can’t just take the quiz, Luke!”

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Andrew: “I have bad news for you. I’m already to the point where I learned it, I learned it, I learned it; and, then, I forgot it”

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Andrew: “I would doodle cursive on that shit all day”

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Andrew: “I, I felt like I was a, a… baby, writing for the very first time, again”

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Andrew: “It was CrankyA@CrankyA.net

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “Right”

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Andrew: “Oh, no!”

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Andrew: Saying “And, now I don’t have any money!” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: Saying “I have bad news for you” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: Saying “It feels good to laugh” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “She’s gonna throw some zingers at ya”

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Andrew: “That is calculated to give you the bad feeling”

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Andrew: “This is gonna sound very grandiose”

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Andrew: “Turns out… apple doesn’t fall far from the… grandpa tree”

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Andrew: “Well, I don’t know. I’m drunk”

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Andrew: “Who did that!?”

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Andrew: “Whoever write and recorded that is sassy man! It had so much sass in it!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Happy Monday… everybody. Happy Monday, everybody”

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Andrew and Luke: “Yeah, you’re done so… (So) screw it”

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Andrew and Luke: “You hope for a boring piss… at our age. Exactly!”

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Clips From TBTL #2583

Andrew: Aggressive “Meow!!”

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Andrew: “Do I say that once a show? Everybody drink when Andrew says he saw a headline and didn’t click on it”

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Andrew: “Do you still love me?”

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Andrew: “Holy cow! It’s my Friday as well”

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Andrew: “I am… the druid to his C’thun”

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Andrew: “I don’t give a shit”

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Andrew: “I feel out of it today. I don’t know what my problem is”

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Andrew: “I’m sensitive to tone!”

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Andrew: “It is cute; but, it’s also just driving me crazy. I’m trying to have a goddamn conversation about Flamin’ Hot Cheetos here… and, I got a couple of rambunctious cats”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Let’s call it a day!”

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Andrew: “Medieval Luke… has a catapult, but wants a trebuchet”

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Andrew: “Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnh. I can’t do it”

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Andrew: “No, shit!”

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Andrew: “Oh-ho, God! Let us get out of this… line of… chit-chat”

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Andrew: “Oh, goddamnit!”

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Andrew: “Oh, no”

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Andrew: “Really?”

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Andrew: “She… barely can play the drums… No offense, Susie”

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Andrew: Singing “That’s okay… I was born in LA”

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Andrew: “That’ll show him… That’ll shut him up”

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Andrew: “Yeah, that’ll be my new… codeword for editing the show. I’ll just Fred Savage that out”

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Andrew and Luke: “Is the Fred Savage-y guy wearing a beret? Yeah, no, it’s not the guy that looks like Mark Twain. Yeah, of course, he’s the guy in the beret… Yeah… he looks more like you! Oh… I’ll take it… I will take it!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Nobody should get a… fucking parade for not being sexist. Sorry for… You better be quoting Quincy Jones… I am”

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Luke: “And, it just friggin’ blew my mind!”

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Luke: “Basically, what happened was, I didn’t ruin the name Luke for my sister and my brother-in-law; so, I consider that… kind of an accomplishment”

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Luke: “Guys? Guys!?”

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Luke: “Guys? Guys?”

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Luke: “I mean, what you do call a collection of Bozzes, more importantly… Is it a Mohawk of Bozzes?”

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Luke: “Isn’t there something more?”

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Luke: “Little Luke, Cool Luke”

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Luke: “Oh my goodness, gracious”

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Luke: “Shit… this dude rich. He invented Flamin’ Hots”

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Luke: Singing “Night whistle, deserves a quite night”

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Luke: “Yeah. This is gonna be, this is old man yells at CGI cloud”

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Luke and Andrew: “Good morning, ma dude. Good morning, ma dude”

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Luke and Andrew: “I don’t know what the delay is down this line… prolly six seconds later, I say the last name. Nope. Nope. I’m just having trouble coming up with them. I’ve… five ‘S’ names and I’m basically tapped out”

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Luke and Andrew: “I think it’s possible that Fred Savage from The Wonder Years is a time traveler… Okay… Could you give more context?”

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Luke and Andrew: It’s hard for Luke to not throw the metaphorical baby out with the bath water, which is illegal in snowflake Oregon

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Luke and Andrew: “Quit me-yollerin’ at me! S… Quit me-yollerin’… I don’t like being me-yollered at!”

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Clips From TBTL #2582

Andrew: “Alright, these pipes are clean”

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Andrew: Clearing his throat to the “¡Jalapeña!” drop

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Andrew: “Donald Duck it?”

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Andrew: “Dude!”

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Andrew: “I don’t like their ad campaign; but, their fish one… goddamnit it works on me. Anyway”

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Andrew: “I have rhythm”

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Andrew: “Janeane”

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Andrew: “Quote, unquote ‘Wack Pack’ of callers call in… John Clayton’s Wack Pack”

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Andrew: Saying “Some people say… Arby’s logo looks like a fish jumping out of the water… I don’t see it” as Ving Rhames

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Andrew: Singing “Veronica”

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Andrew: “That’s more than I’d gone a long time without doing it”

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Andrew and Luke: “Alright, these pipes are clean. That was a… a really disturbing way to describe… coughing”

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Andrew and Luke: “He’s getting a JUA… Justice Under Andrew. Also weird sounding. Oh, yeah… Let’s keep that in context, everybody”

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Andrew and Luke: “I have a theory… ‘kay… It’s actually his wife’s car. He’s borrowing it and he’s a bad driver; ‘cuz, she keeps shoving cell phones up his ass”

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Andrew and Luke: “I was at KIRO radio yesterday, where the studios of 710 ESPN also are. Or, as I call it… Typhoid Mary. Yes, the, the typhoid ship that… I licked… Weird thing to say, Walsh”

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Andrew and Luke: “It’s Musion… actually. (Yeah. Exactly) Well, it’s a Muse-Fuse-Fusion”

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Andrew and Luke: “The analogy I use and the literal thing I sometimes do (Yeah. Exactly)”

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Luke: “Are you ready, Theo?”

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Luke: Cute Laugh

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Luke: “Dude, get out here”

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Luke: “I don’t even care… what he apologized about. I got an excuse to play ‘Flashes of Quincy’ again; and, that’s really… why I’m here, doing the show today”

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Luke: “Is this what happens when I’m not here!?”

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Luke: “Let it go, bro!”

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Luke: Mouth trumpeting “Bugler’s Dream” (aka ABC/NBC’s Olympics Theme)

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Luke: “Not to, not to pull someone else’s curtain back”

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Luke: Saying “I shoulda gone left at” as Bugs Bunny

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Luke: “The Pit of Sports!”

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Luke: “Umm… The rea… Well, anyway… I wou–I’d, I’m… This is, this is the sound of my brain focusing… so, everybody enjoy that”

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Luke: “We have two microphones that are both hot! We got these hot mics!”

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Luke: “What are you doing… bro?”

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Luke and Andrew: “He’s definitely not literally the Soup Nazi. Just a grumpy asshole”

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Luke and Andrew: “Hi! Are you okay? No”

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Luke and Andrew: “How’d Ya Sleep. How’d Ya Sleep… would be a great name for a morning show. (Anyone who’s in a…) Holy shit!”

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Luke and Andrew: “It was, in fact, too beautiful to live, Andrew… (Exactly)”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke playing a 15 second drum roll drop and Andrew waits until it is done to cough

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Luke and Andrew: “Maybe you’d drive better if I jammed that cell phone up your ass. Wow!”

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Luke and Andrew: “To quote… a Jerry Seinfeld joke about that kind of sport… ‘It’s the only sport… where… trying to do it and trying not to do it would have the same outcome.’ That’s a good…”

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Luke and Andrew: “We are nighting and weekending… (Yes) so hard… so hard on TBTL (Yeah)”

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Luke and Andrew: “We went down a… a rabbit hole (Ohhh!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “We’re R…E.M.G.M.T. R.E.M… Yes!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Who is this? (Yeah) It’s Luke Temple; and, I had this (Good name) album a long time ago. The first one or the last one? Both”

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Clips From TBTL #2581

Andrew: “A preponderance of flatulation”

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Andrew: “Aw, damnit! Somebody, somebody did it; but, nobody will ever know! We’ve wiped off all the prints”

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Andrew: “But, I don’t remember you making an ass out of yourself”

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Andrew: “I like a good lie”

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Andrew: “Jackass podcasters”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing #3

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Andrew: “Oh, Christ, yeah!”

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Andrew: “Oh, wait… Yeah, that’s a… Dirty Projectors song”

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Andrew: “Ohhh, Luke! My ignorant little friend”

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Andrew: “Okay. Buckle up, Walsh. Don’t be triggered by this”

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Andrew: Saying “Fuck it! Let’s eat all the donuts… and fart on planes” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: Saying “Hello, Luke!” and clearing his throat

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Andrew: “That’s how men talk”

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Andrew: “That’s me digging deeper into this… somewhat… failed project”

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Andrew: “What if? Go with me here… What if?”

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Andrew: “Yeah, I guess I say crêpes; but, also, I just, kind of… avoid crêpes. I don’t eat ’em; I don’t talk about ’em”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew hit his head with the heel of his hand for omitting something from the previous show

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Andrew and Luke: “Hey, it is the crack of 10:43 in the morning. My, God!!! (Shh!) Shh! Let’s make the listeners think this is happening at, like… 7:30 AM”

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Andrew and Luke: “Is this Stan Folkengetz? This is…”

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Andrew and Luke: Saying “I am an editor!! (…actors!!) These are actors… hired… to pretend… like they are editors at the New York Times!!!” in an Alex Jones-like manner

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Andrew and Luke: “This is tough. I’m not good at this stuff. Wait, you have the easiest job…! (I know! I know! I know! I know!)”

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Luke: Cute Laugh

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Luke: “He dominates… the pho… left and right”

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Luke: “I am not the one who flarped… they’re gonna call it that in the future”

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Luke: “I need you to activate the… e-mail sound effect; since… my computer has decided to really flarp the bed”

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Luke: “If you don’t donate to this show, you were never born”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Mouth trumpet fanfare

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Luke: “Never trust a fart”

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Luke: “Not only does he dominate the pho; he dominates the flow!”

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Luke: “Operators are standing by!!!”

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Luke: Saying “Audie, my sources tell me that this is just part of the changing media landscape!!! Local papers are having a difficult time attracting the advertising… they used to get, because of the fragmentation!!!” in an Alex Jones-like manner

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Luke: Saying “The… LA Times… under… Tronc… is a false flag newspaper!!!” in an Alex Jones-like manner

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Luke: Saying “They trying to say I was drunk!!! I had eight beers!!! That’s all!!!” in an Alex Jones-like manner

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Luke: “So… everybody won, except you!”

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Luke: “Sorry”

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Luke: “That’s so great!”

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Luke: “What!!?”

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Luke: “You’re a horrible person. No one will ever love you”

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Luke and Andrew: “Blow that horn, Stan Folkengetz… That’s the show title”

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Luke and Andrew: “How about Dave Folkenjones? Dave Folkenjones. I like this character”

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Luke and Andrew: “You ready for a… scorched take? Yeah… I’ll take the Solange version. Sorry. Oh, Christ, yeah! Oh, absolutely. Yeah”

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