Tag: Luke Burbank

Andrew: “Doing the rounds like a dad! Like, I had strong dad energy”

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Andrew: “Free beer! Suck it, John O’Brien!”

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Andrew: “Get outta here, ya scoundrel!”

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Andrew: “Get your boosters, y’all”

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Andrew: “Happy plugs”

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Andrew: “I almost got emotional the other night! I was probably drunk”

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Andrew: “I had been… on my phone, kind of, quickly scanning a few times leading up to this dump run”

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Andrew: “I just don’t care!”

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Andrew: “I went to the dump last week”

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Andrew: “I’m an old man. I need to get with the times”

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Andrew: “It was just like an echo chamber of awfulness”

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Andrew: “It’s like Cocktober [ph] in June”

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Andrew: “Like, I go ga-ga over just having, you know, ice and water in the door of my refrigerator”

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Andrew: “That rubber situation that I did not like”

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Andrew: “This is… a corny thing to say”

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Andrew: “This seems like a, an opportunity to really Burbank something here”

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Andrew: “This would be the ‘Me Defender'”

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Andrew: “You don’t belong here… and you know it”

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Andrew and Luke: “I have leaned even more into my anti-socialness. I realize like that there’s so many people that I have not seen… (I thought you were gonna say ‘semitism’) Save that for our other podcast”

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Andrew and Luke: “Like, my God! Every homestand, how many truckloads of garbage just leaves this place? And, that’s just the Mariners’ reliever. Ha-ha-ha, hey!”

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Luke: “Alright. Let’s take that quick break; and, then, when we come back… we will… talk dopamine”

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Luke: “Because, it’s maybe Cocktober [ph]“

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Luke: “Doctor Long Fingernails”

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Luke: “I mean, it’s the… it’s the goddamn… Hoover Dam of dopamine being released into my brain”

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Luke: “I need to have another alive thing in this apartment that I’m responsible for”

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Luke: “I’m from this… generation that has totally fetishized… gas”

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Luke: “I’m from this… generation that has totally fetishized… gas… ranges”

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Luke: “It was literally… a major disaster”

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Luke: Making an Apple AirPod connecting sound

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Luke: “My recommendation to you, not that you asked”

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Luke: “No mountain too tall; and, good luck to y’all”

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Luke: “This is me roasting myself… much like a… Brussel sprout”

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Luke: “We gotta get gas”

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Luke: “We gotta have that gas”

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Luke: “We gotta have that gas stove”

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Luke: “You gotta get the gas going”

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Luke and Andrew: “That’s your window to dump runs (Yeah!)”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke’s phone rings while he talks about taking in the rhythms, sounds, smells and vibes of being in nature

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Andrew: “Did you hear the one about the guy who… had 3 wishes; and, the first thing he wished for was a bigger peonies?”

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Andrew: “Don’t talk about your skillet. Don’t talk about your skillet. Don’t talk–Hey, Luke! How you doing?”

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Andrew: “I do like what you did with the fence, though!”

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Andrew: “I still have a little pop-up on my phone that tells me when it’s Garbage Time”

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Andrew: “Let’s just really bro down on this Brita”

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Andrew: “Often, if someone is talking directly to me, if it’s the middle of the day, I’ll nod, I’ll give them some sort of humanity”

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Andrew: “Oh, wait! No, wait! Hold on! So, what’s the deal with this refrigerator?”

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Andrew: “Wait a second!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Sorry, ladies… (I pulled it off) he’s taken… Until Becca hears this… In which case, he’s available again… But, why would ya?”

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Andrew and Luke: Trying to say “Refrigerator” as Tommy aka Luberg B

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Luke: “I think the natural… sequel to ‘How It Got In Your Mouth’ is ‘How It Left Your Butt'”

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Luke: “It’s because I did it”

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Luke: “Mr. Unlivable!”

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Luke: “What is the deal with Smart cars?”

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Luke: “What is… what is the deal with smart cars?”

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Luke and Andrew: “If you hear a certain swagger… (Mmm-hmm) in my voice today, Andrew; it’s because I did it”

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Andrew: “And, I am just going to town on this thing”

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Andrew: “Forget about Pokémon Go, in fact; like, just have people catching lint!”

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Andrew: “I had it a little bit wrong”

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Andrew: “I have this weird memory… that bangs around in my head sometimes”

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Andrew: “I like doing it… But, it doesn’t mean I’m good at it”

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Andrew: “I wanna make it clear… I never, once thought this was a good idea. I think it’s a terrible idea”

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Andrew: “I’m both the child and the adult”

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Andrew: “It was weirdly sad and inspiring at the same time”

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Andrew: “LOL is our personal goal. Laugh out loud”

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Andrew: “Nope, I’m in beer drinking mode now!”

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Andrew: “Nope! Beer drinking mode! Not going back now!”

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Andrew: “Okay. I’ll do it with you”

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Andrew: “That reminds me of something that I heard, that has lived in the back of my brain for quite some time”

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Andrew: “The fajitas are coming! The fajitas are coming!”

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Andrew: “This is just such old man talk”

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Andrew and Luke: “I need to go full (Uh-huh) 1980s era grandma”

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Luke: “All of my, my, sort of… nether regions, and armpits, and everything, is getting a very, is getting very close attention with the soap”

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Luke: “But, you know me, I love me a good wet wipe”

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Luke: Imitating a forced laugh

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Luke: “One does not just wander into Mordor, aka: the current housing… market”

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Luke: Saying “Talking like this at the beginning of the song” in a pitched-down voice

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Luke: Saying “Yeeaaah!!” as Lil Jon

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Luke: Sighing and saying “Goddamnit. Let’s get it together”

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Luke: Singing “Long, long time ago”

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Luke: “Stop stuffing wet wipes into your ears!”

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Luke: “This is one hour of your one wild life, Luke. You can do this for one hour”

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Andrew: “‘Actually, Tom Cruise knows exactly what he’s doing.’ Yeah! Ya fucking think so!?”

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Andrew: Blowing a raspberry

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Andrew: “Clangy and bangy”

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Andrew: “Defiant Dazzlers?”

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Andrew: “Don’t touch the–You can’t touch that guy. Don’t touch that guy”

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Andrew: “He would just be sitting there, like, staring into the middle distance, with… remarkably huge ears that didn’t work very well”

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Andrew: “‘Hey, maybe you should give Tom Cruise a chance.’ Guess what!? We have been!”

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Andrew: “I am aggressively staying home tonight”

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Andrew: “I definitely have middle-aged hearing these days”

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Andrew: “I don’t know why. People are just saying good things”

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Andrew: “I feel like shit and I’m broke”

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Andrew: “I got absolutely rocked”

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Andrew: “I just really need this oasis of Andy time”

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Andrew: “I mean, it’s just terrible. I’m just a little turd out there”

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Andrew: “I’ll give you a little taste of this”

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Andrew: “I’m a man of few birds, but those birds will count! And, so will my actions!”

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Andrew: “I’m just a little turd out there”

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Andrew: “I’ve been collecting skulls… I like the shape of yours”

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Andrew: “I, at least, understand why I’m losing this year”

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Andrew: “It’s a little bit demoralizing. But, I gotta remember that it’s fun… That’s the thing to remember”

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Andrew: “Like, I enjoy doing it”

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Andrew: Saying “Don’t make any trouble. I don’t want any trouble!” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: “Stinky!”

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Andrew: “That is such a shit move, man”

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Andrew: “They’re killer on my ears”

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Andrew: “Topper Gunner”

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Andrew: “Toppies on Patrol?”

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Andrew: “Ugh! This is all my fault! I’m looking out the window and it’s rainy and dready outside”

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Andrew: “Who would listen to old-timey radio on headphones?”

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Andrew: “Yeah! Ya fucking think so!?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Let’s just keep those nipples non-bloody, okay? That’s the… most we’ve asked for (Well, I promise if they do start bleeding, I’ll take a picture and send it to you) Oh, Christ”

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Andrew and Luke: “The kind of thing that you ended up leaving NPR to do in Seattle, which became TBTL. But; I remember, like, during this time… (What ever happened to that show?) I have no idea. I’m sure it’s… it was too beautiful to live”

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Luke: “Don’t mess up, don’t mess up, don’t mess up”

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Luke: “Gentlemen, one day you will eat those birds!”

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Luke: “I just, literally, could not make… a sound with my voice”

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Luke: “If this is just not the most corporate sounding shit of all time”

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Luke: “It’s 8 Ball’s World… We’re just living in it”

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Luke: “It’s not yellow!!”

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Luke: “Sloppy Toppy Gun… Full Throttle”

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Luke: “Top Gun 2: Slinger Dingers”

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Luke: “Top Gun 2: Sloppy Toppy”

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Luke: “You love… the mess-up”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke reciting lyrics to Elvis Presley’s “Suspicious Minds” from memory

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Luke and Andrew: “Then, we go: 3… 2, and… (2) 1. Back to…”

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Luke and Andrew: “This is Top Gun… This is… or Top Gun 2, or Topper Gun, or I don’t know what the… name of it is. Topper Gunner”

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Luke and Andrew: “This is Top Gun… This is… or Top Gun 2, or Topper Gun, or I don’t know what the… name of it is. Topper Gunner… Topper Gunner: Full Throttle. Mmm-hmm… But, like… Sloppy Toppy Gun… Full Throttle”

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Luke and Andrew: “You’ve moved into known… known unknowns (Exactly) instead of unknown unknowns”

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