Tag: Luke Burbank

Andrew: “3-on-the-tree, my dude. You can have 4-on-the-floor, 3-on-the-tree”

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Andrew: “All that is gold does not glitter… Not all those who wander are lost. The old that is strong does not wither. Deep roots are not reached… by the frost”

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Andrew: “Clunk-clunk! Clunk-clunk!”

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Andrew: “Haha! I can’t can’t think of her name; but, one of the great actors of our day!”

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Andrew: “Happy birthday, Bubbles. Do I stutter?”

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Andrew: “I don’t know if this is something… that I’m ready to talk about”

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Andrew: “I don’t know what I’m doing today”

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Andrew: “I feel like if I weigh in here, it’s stupid; cuz, I’m just gonna be wrong”

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Andrew: “I got lost in that somewhere and, so, I’m done”

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Andrew: “I’m in a flow state, man!”

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Andrew: “Inspired by Blucifer”

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Andrew: “It didn’t… seem sad until you… put those words in that order”

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Andrew: “Like, he didn’t know what he was saying. It was a… it was a word salad of saying a bunch of stuff. Now, listen… I offer a lot of word salads, myself, on the show, under much less stressful circumstances; because, I didn’t just say something hateful over a hot mic that I thought was cold”

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Andrew: “My big, wet lizard-like eyes”

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Andrew: “Now, listen… I offer a lot of word salads, myself, on the show, under much less stressful circumstances”

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Andrew: “Pretzel will not be ignored!”

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Andrew: “Saying, like, ‘I’m a man of faith’. What the fuck does that have to do with it!?”

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Andrew: “So dark. So good but so dark”

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Andrew: “That came from a deep well within me, honestly”

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Andrew: “They like my big, wet eyes”

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Andrew: “What am I doing to my dryer? But, I do it anyway; cuz, I like them to be dry”

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Andrew: “What the fuck does that have to do with it!?”

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Andrew: “You don’t need your gestalt to work here, but it helps… Just let it go… Just let it go. Don’t explain it… Don’t explain it”

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Andrew and Luke: “But, she does have very big… wet eyes… (Features) No! (Whoa!)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Pulling… mini-penises, mini-phalluses out of the floorboards (Yes) for just generations”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew said “Gilbert” instead of “Dilbert”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew saying “Will-uh-mitt” instead of “Will-ah-met”

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Listener Ryan: Playing Andrew’s Marsupial Gurgle sound and other clips from TBTL using a loop pedal while playing a guitar

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Luke: “Again, sorry that I’m just a… a Whirling Dervish of thoughts… today on this Wednesday”

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Luke: “Again… it’s… really upsetting, if… you’re a human being”

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Luke: Commenting on the Phillies’ color commentator’s Delco accent

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Luke: “Cuz, she’s not sleeping in bed with me. She’s too crazy”

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Luke: “I get up in the morning. I generally don’t have a shirt on… Again… it’s… really upsetting, if… you’re a human being; but, as a cat, it’s lost on her”

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Luke: Imitating Andrew’s Marsupial Gurgle sound

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Luke: “It would be, like a… head… thing… that would have… 2 springs coming off of it with penises on the end… Like a headband… that had penises coming off of it and, then a penis water bottle”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Kittens inspired by Blucifer!”

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Luke: “Ooh-la-la”

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Luke: “That is so great. Then, the rest of the day is… utter chaos”

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Luke: “YOLO!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Come back to… Dad’s bachelor pad; where, he’s mostly podcasting from a room all day. Oh, wow. It didn’t… seem sad until you… put those words in that order… What are we doing? I need to get a job!”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke likes to swaddle Bubbles against his bare chest in the morning

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Luke and Andrew: “Somehow, it… it made it look… mildly pornographic. (Yeah) I mean… that’s what happens when you pixelate something. Yep”

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Andrew: “As Fargield famously said… ‘You didn’t got this'”

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Andrew: “But, I could not find my smile, Luke”

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Andrew: “I hear the loudest crack… that I’ve ever heard”

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Andrew: “I just wanna be done with this shit now!”

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Andrew: “I mean, I am… out of my brain right now!”

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Andrew: “I need a new car. Luke, go get me a Kia!”

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Andrew: “I think you’re pronooncing [ph] that wrong”

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Andrew: “I’m sure I won’t even feel that crack on the inside”

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Andrew: “Inconceivable!”

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Andrew: “It was like a womb”

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Andrew: “Morning, Luke. Sorry for my delay there”

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Andrew: “My whole face kinda clogs up”

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Andrew: “No!”

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Andrew: “Oh, God! I didn’t see anything that grim. Jesus Christ!”

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Andrew: “Okay. I just gotta get off this fucking road”

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Andrew: “Really!?”

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Andrew: “Road trips, baby”

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Andrew: Singing “Jennifer. Juniper”

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Andrew: “There was no issue with me swapping out cars. There was no issue with me wreaking this car… There’s no issue with me returning it a half hour late”

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Andrew: “This glass is just gonna collapse right into my nose”

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Andrew: “This is not a bit!! My brain is so… goddamn scrambled right now!”

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Andrew: “What the hell is that thing?”

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Andrew: “What’s the word I don’t know how to pronoonce? [ph]“

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Andrew: “You got this!”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew pronouncing “pronounce” as “pronoonce”

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Luke: “Calm down, cat”

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Luke: “I don’t wanna yuck anyone’s yum”

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Luke: “I would kill you if… it weren’t a federal crime”

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Luke: “I’m gonna say something and this is… Albanian-on-Albanian criticism”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Saying “Conceivable!” as Wallace Shawn

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Luke: Saying “We’re waiting!” as Wallace Shawn

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Luke: “This!? This was your master plan!?”

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Luke: “We’ll leave the mask off for ya”

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Luke: “We’ll turn the lights off for ya”

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Luke and Andrew: “Although, let’s be honest, Andrew; and, no offense to you… I don’t think he makes it the rest of the week… Oh, God! Don’t even, don’t even, don’t even… (I mean, you… you realize how hard you jinxed that) No! Don’t. Oh my God. Don’t even… don’t even joke around about that”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, yeah, baby! We’re way over the river! Yes we are”

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Luke and Andrew: “Thanks, world! Exactly”

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Luke and Andrew: “Young Sheldon, starring… Wallace Shawn. By the way, he’s on Young Sheldon, just FYI. He is not. No. He really is! No! Yes! Really!? I’m telling ya! The, I mean, has the Internet ever lied to us? No… Facebook hasn’t, certainly”

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Andrew: “And, I am not a snoop!”

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Andrew: “Forget it, Luke. It’s Sound Town!”

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Andrew: “Get bent on that one!”

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Andrew: “I was gonna say something and, now, you’ve made me feel… weird saying it”

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Andrew: “I was gonna say… I was gonna say something nice and, now, I feel filthy saying it”

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Andrew: “If you can’t handle me at my Ben Gibbard, then you don’t deserve my Bon Iver”

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Andrew: “It was cool turning this place into a place where we made… media. God! That’s such a boring thing to say. I’ll cut it out”

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Andrew: Singing “I have some… thoughts!”

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Andrew: “The problem is: I don’t own this car! I fucking love this car! I love everything about this car; and, I’m so grateful! I’m not kidding”

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Andrew: “Wait! We have phone lines? I’m just talking into a microphone!”

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Andrew: “You’re good at that… You’ve been in some meetings!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m not gonna be a dick about it; but… (Whoa!) I… Sorry for the language. Sorry. We just took it to Pound Town”

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Andrew and Luke: Slingblading and Luke singing “TBTL”

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Andrew and Luke: “What is your plan for those? My plan is for you to take those on the road and enjoy them. (Ahh!! That’s what I wanted to hear!)”

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Luke: “Ain’t nobody removing the smoke”

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Luke: “I lied my fingers to the bone for you!”

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Luke: “I’m not even supposed to… be here today!”

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Luke: “I’ve never known what that means. Is that some kinda, like a… like a French tickler?”

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Luke: Making the “Uh-oh” robot sound

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Luke: Singing “A 3-cylinder engine. A 3-cylinder engine”

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Luke: “Sound Town and Pound Town, get all of your AV and adult needs… handled in the same place”

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Luke: “That ain’t coming home with me”

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Luke: “That’s a fuzzy one”

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Andrew: Death rattle

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Andrew: “Did I say, ‘Seattle, Ohio’!? I feel like I’m a little bit out of my gourd”

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Andrew: “Forget it Vieves, it’s Chinatown Burger”

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Andrew: “I get strong, ‘We’ve been burned before’ energy from all of these notes”

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Andrew: “I have no excuses today”

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Andrew: “I love your underwear drawer”

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Andrew: “I’m back, baby!”

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Andrew: “I’m back, baby! Let’s get something on the books!”

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Andrew: Making the “Uh-oh” robot sound

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Andrew: “Luke, you’d hate them. They’re so thick!”

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Andrew: “She calls it… ‘letting my disease work for her'”

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Andrew: Singing “Denver… the Last Dinosaur”

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Andrew: “Stop making me older, Luke”

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Andrew: “They loved it!”

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Andrew: “They should’ve left that shit air-painted on the side of a van!”

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Andrew: “This is the owner’s stuff! Get out of here!”

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Andrew: “Truth is, you and I’ve been getting away with muck-duck!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I like having somebody put eyes on that, every now and then. (Sure) Make sure I don’t have anything growing in there that shouldn’t be, right? Which, (Yeah) is a gross way of putting it; but, (That is) it is what it is”

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Andrew and Luke: “I mean, this is embarrassing to remember a tweet; but, I remember leaving the theatre… (No, it’s not!)”

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Listener Alicia: Singing “Denver… the Last Dinosaur”

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Luke: “Are… you… serious!?”

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Luke: “Aw, you done fucked up”

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Luke: “Good memory; or, I’ve told that story too many times”

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Luke: “In fact, don’t even go in the garage!!”

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Luke: Making a scooter activating sound

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Luke: Singing the Blursday song’s funky bass

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Luke: “TBTL-a-Thon 14: Catch Our Disease and then Let it Work for You”

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Luke: “That… is… amazing”

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Luke: “This is the future”

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Luke: “We’re the bad boys of public radio. We don’t care if we… run afoul of YouTube!”

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Luke and Andrew: “It is… so… great living with you, Andrew (Hmm)”

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Luke and Listener Alicia: “I know you probably have somewhere to be, Alicia; but, we don’t… So, sorry, you just messed up… (No!) by calling the show; cuz, now I just have a million questions”

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Andrew: “Come on… You’re an adult, Andrew!”

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Andrew: Death rattle

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Andrew: “Do not bring your lawn clippings!”

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Andrew: “I didn’t ask you Jon!!”

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Andrew: “I don’t know anything about NFTs. I know a little something about phishing. I’ve been phishing people for years now”

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Andrew: “I’m sorry. When I laugh, my face starts to leak… I don’t know why that is”

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Andrew: “Just sounds like farts up there”

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Andrew: “Man, I broke fast on that one!”

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Andrew: “Ooh, boy. These are hard now”

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Andrew: Saying “Bubbles!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Shushing

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Andrew: “There’s something about my tone right now that I wouldn’t trust me”

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Andrew: “When I laugh, my face starts to leak”

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Andrew: “You know, I’m not a big candy man… And, when I… say that, I mean I don’t sell drugs”

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Andrew: “You slopped them up!”

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Andrew: “You’re an adult. You can just buy another pizza!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I can still feel the pizza in my chest (Right)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Little bit of pizza? (Yeah) Little hair of the pizza?”

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Andrew and Luke: “This world is too flavor blasted and jumbo sized now! (Yes) Every bag I found… (Whoa! Hot take!) Sorry, we shoulda led with this”

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Luke: “Clever girl!”

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Luke: “Cowabunga, dude… Cowabunga… friendo”

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Luke: “God don’t make no junk!”

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Luke: “I am averting my gaze from Andrew’s computer”

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Luke: “Is there an Impossible Wacky?”

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Luke: “Oh, I was just fucking with you. I don’t have any of this information”

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Luke: “Scotty, don’t! How about you don’t… Scotty, don’t”

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Luke: “The victory dance that I did was… regrettable”

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Luke: “We’re back better than ever, baby!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Because, if I think about trimming, like, Rudy’s nail or even Bubble’s nail too far… it makes my butthole hurt. Oh, God! Like, I have a… involuntary pain in my anus”

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Luke and Andrew: “That’s what I’m talking about. See? Butthole! Hurting! Right now. Can you feel it? (Everything hurting. Everything…) Can you feel me? (Shhhhhhhhh!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “When I think about something… that’s just like, ‘Ahhh!’… it… I feel it right in my sphincter. Oh my God. I don’t feel it there”

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