Tag: Luke Burbank

Andrew: “And, he had a big old butt!”

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Andrew: “And, he had a big old butt! And, I said to him, ‘Hey, you have a big old butt!’ And, he was cool with it”

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Andrew: “Dorothy Parker would not put up with this!!”

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Andrew: “Hey, you have a big old butt!”

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Andrew: “I don’t feel the need to, like, force more sports on myself; I’m miserable enough”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna do something really bold on this Monday morning, okay?”

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Andrew: “Jesus, Luke! What’s wrong with me!?”

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Andrew: “Let’s not get bogged down in the details. Lord knows I never do!”

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Andrew: “Namin’ names and shamin’ shames!”

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Andrew: “Ooh, it’s theatre of the mind!”

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Andrew: Saying “But, I made a reservation!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Saying “I don’t think you do!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “That was a… brand new, fresh wound right when I moved here, right!?”

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Andrew: “That was in Dad’s shoulder”

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Andrew: “This is why nobody lets you blurb their films!”

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Andrew: “You have to have cone-activity. [sic] Cone-activity”

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Andrew and Luke: “And, you don’t believe… (Wow) in a Todd!?”

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Andrew and Luke: “I should hang onto that severed finger. It could come in handy some day (Exactly!)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Wow! What a decision. What a look. (Cool guy!) What a look, Andrew! Whad’ya going for here?”

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Luke: “I don’t wanna yuck any yums”

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Luke: “I’m sorry. Our princess is in another castle”

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Luke: Singing “The only living boy in New York”

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Luke and Andrew: “The actor who plays Elvis, his name is Austin Butler… I’m gonna interview him later this week… in Los Angeles… But, he is… unbelievable… as Elvis Presley. Like, you just forget… (Wait, wait. He’s believable as Elvin Presley) Excuse me… He is… unbelievably believable. This is why nobody lets you blurb their films!”

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Andrew: “At this point, can we all agree that, at this point, Elvis is dead?”

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Andrew: Chanting “Luuuuke!”

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Andrew: “Every time I heard it, I like it”

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Andrew: “I can’t wait to get a cat name Jimmy!”

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Andrew: “I do want you to know… that I have a lizard on one shoulder right now and a cockatoo on the other”

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Andrew: “I turned that soda into an ashtray… yesterday”

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Andrew: Making a spittoon ricochet sound

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Andrew: “Oh… shit!”

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Andrew: “Ooh, burn!”

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Andrew: Singing “That was an ashtray”

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Andrew: “The funny thing is, Luke, I don’t know where it came from!”

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Andrew and Luke: A clip of Luke saying “Head!” played while Andrew and Luke were talking

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Andrew and Luke: “Hey, Lloyd! (Mmm-hmm) Make delivery!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I meant a lot of offense to you, Luke… (Okay) Burbank”

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Andrew and Luke: “I said, ‘Dad… this isn’t a Jimmy… This is an Alexander’ (Really!?)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Lizards becoming birds… and, birds becoming men (And, birds becoming men)”

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Luke: “And, one of the many things I love about you”

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Luke: “Archaeopteryx Bar Mitzvah. Show title?”

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Luke: “But, I also just wanted to, kinda, get it over with”

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Luke: “Dazzling Deuterocanonicals?”

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Luke: “I am itchin’ like a fiend!”

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Luke: Making a spitting sound and the spit hitting a spittoon

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Luke: “Why am I so broken inside, Andrew?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Cause of death? Knife wounds. Cause of death? Bubbles”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m not trying to put you on any kind of blast (Mmm-hmm)”

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Andrew: “Bothell!”

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Andrew: “But, I didn’t know what I was doing; and, everybody else was doing it”

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Andrew: “Call the electrician… I need to fix my emoji”

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Andrew: “Everything in this house is installed wrong!”

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Andrew: “Get to poundin’!”

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Andrew: “Get yourself a hammer and a screwdriver… and get to poundin’!”

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Andrew: “Here’s my move… It’s a dangerous move, too; but, here’s my move”

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Andrew: “I brought it home this time. Especially, Luke… I don’t know why I’m going soft here; but, it… creates dynamism in the show”

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Andrew: “I don’t know why I’m going soft here; but, it… creates dynamism in the show”

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Andrew: “I set it down on the passenger side seat… on the brown paper bag, next to its friend… the second half of the sandwich”

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Andrew: “I was kind of loud wrong about something yesterday”

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Andrew: “I’m less afraid of water than electricity”

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Andrew: “If you were to cut me open right now, like, French dip would come out of me. Like, au jus would just pour out of my veins”

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Andrew: “It wasn’t finessed, Luke; and, that’s why it sounded bad. My apologies to everybody… Not a great start; but, sadly, not my worst”

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Andrew: “Literally a major disaster”

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Andrew: “My body is a temple… A big, jiggly temple”

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Andrew: “Poke your finger in there and believe!”

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Andrew: “Poke your finger in there and believe, Thomas!”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “So, that’s why I’m sorry”

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Andrew: “The handyman… was inside the house!”

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Andrew: “This is a dark place to take it”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew confusing Wheatus and Len

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Andrew and Luke: “There’s something about this show, Luke… There’s just something… (There’s something about the soul of an apology)”

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Luke: “But, they still all have to drive, like… the biggest muscle car of all time as their undercover car because… penises”

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Luke: “God, it must be like having a cat… that can talk”

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Luke: “I bet you that I’m just like a salt lick”

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Luke: “I think I’m a particularly fun guy to lick”

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Luke: “I tried some mousse at some point”

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Luke: “I was the one, Andrew, who really bloated that… that apology out to a… to a tight 22 minutes”

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Luke: “I’m covered in… tattoos that you can say are regrettable”

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Luke: “I’m very happy to go beta on it”

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Luke: “If you cut me open… do I not bleed… au jus?”

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Luke: Making an ambulance siren sounds

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Luke: “Penises”

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Luke: “Shy and slightly unhinged”

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Luke: “The TBTL, it makes you old”

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Luke: “We’ll talk about that as well, on the other side, here on TBTL… The other side of the break, not in Heaven”

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Luke and Andrew: “I am… pink… fleshy… (Mmm-hmm) living being”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke saying “We’ll talk about that as well, on the other side, here on TBTL… The other side of the break, not in Heaven” and Andrew laughing

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Andrew: “Are you gonna Finnish that?”

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Andrew: “Ay-ay-ay ay-ay”

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Andrew: “Ay-ay-ay ay-ay-ay ay-ay-ay!”

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Andrew: “Didn’t know you liked to get slabjacked”

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Andrew: “Drip by drip by drip”

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Andrew: “Hey, I’m with the news, dude”

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Andrew: “I had no idea that’s what Linda Holmes is like… I… That’s… I’m–That’s a joke… That was not slander”

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Andrew: “I like cats and everything, and I like you okay; but…”

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Andrew: “I love our job”

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Andrew: “I mean, I guess I sort of lost the thread there, a little bit; not being as smart as your average Pitchfork listener”

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Andrew: “It wasn’t your fault! They weren’t talking to you!”

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Andrew: “It would be a different story if you weren’t doing Christian-y things”

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Andrew: “My reaction there was not judgmental, it was that my brain wandered for a second”

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Andrew: “Not being as smart as your average Pitchfork listener”

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Andrew: “Now, I say this in all seriousness… Strong Bad activate… Strong Bad activate”

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Andrew: “Oh… Burbank! Yeah!”

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Andrew: “Okay. I’m gonna tell you something here; and, I hope that it doesn’t make you feel weird or uncomfortable”

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Andrew: “Power out!”

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Andrew: “Screw you!”

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Andrew: “Shit seeds”

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Andrew: “So we would have to strap it in”

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Andrew: “So, I just needed to get it out”

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Andrew: “Strong Bad activate… Strong Bad activate”

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Andrew: “That’s me!”

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Andrew: “The Batsman [sic] is, for listeners who don’t know, a caped crusader who fights crime”

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Andrew: “Trigger warning, spoiler alert. I’m about to make a Linda Holmes joke”

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Andrew and Luke: “Dave… you can’t clear the cookies, Dave… (Uh-huh) You can’t clear the cache”

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Andrew and Luke: “Matt! I am so (Right) sick of people messing this (Right) up!”

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Luke: “Aw, shit”

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Luke: “Best! L”

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Luke: “Ello-ay eye-may… aim-nay is-ay Ook-lay… Urbank-bay eye-ya em-ay alcoholic-ay”

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Luke: “Eye-ay av-ay… oo-tay oh-gay… oo… oo-tay eye-may… ay-ay-ay ay-ay-ay meeting”

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Luke: “Holmes-y don’t play that?”

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Luke: “Is she gonna wanna sleep with me”

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Luke: “Now, I’m gonna be bumping Phoenix, by the way, for, like, the rest of… the… day or year”

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Luke: “Oh, yeah, I ran into that–Have you heard of that… that Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me, there’s a guy on there, but he’s, like, kinda from Seattle… the Burbank guy? Oh, yeah, yeah. KUOW, right. Yeah… Oh my God, dude. I was at a bar and he came in, and it was”

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Luke: “Oo-yay eek-spay ig-pay atlin-ay?”

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Luke: “Oo-yay ood-way e-bay alking-tay about-ay”

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Luke: “There’s being famous; and, then, there’s something well south of being famous, but slightly north of anonymous”

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Luke: “You come to me… on the eve of my cat’s adoption”

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Luke: “You’re gonna be slabjacking with that baby… I’ll tell you what, all hours of the day and night”

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Luke: “Your show is pure piffle”

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Luke and Andrew: “Cuz, I’m a podcaster and I do care who knows it, Andrew (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: “It does not mean what you think that means (Mmm-hmm)”

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Andrew: “And, the Lord sayeth, ‘You cannot enter with a bag bigger than a breadbox’!”

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Andrew: “Brrp-brrp-brrp!”

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Andrew: “Could my 45 year old calcified brain… actually learn how to do that?”

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Andrew: “Dude… I am so… goddamn old!”

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Andrew: “Hope it’s a platypus… tail”

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Andrew: “I woke up on Sunday and my brain did that thing where it just started, like, scanning for things to regret”

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Andrew: “Listen, I, I don’t give a shit what people do in the airport”

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Andrew: “No! I just hate flying”

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Andrew: “Sam! Coffee’s ready!”

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Andrew: Saying “Capitol? Capitol Hill” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Saying “How is this possible?” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “Sorry, we had to eat your cereal”

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Andrew: “Summer in Seattle!”

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Andrew: “Tap-tap-tap and… click-click-click”

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Andrew: “Wake up, Andrew. Wake up! You have to get a real job now”

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Andrew: “Wandering around… eating shame dogs, in various shame corners of the shame stadium… and… I have a–You have a shameber, I have a shame stadium… I carry around a lot”

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Andrew: “Well… I don’t know if this gon… Brrp-brrp-brrp! Good, good start on a Monday”

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Andrew: “You and I are very similar in our thin skinnedness”

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Andrew and Luke: “I don’t like people telling me (Yeah) how things work, when I know how things work. I’ll tell you how things work!”

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Luke: “I mean, I know you don’t believe in a God, Andrew”

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Luke: “I promise you, I’m doing it more than you are”

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Luke: “I was gonna say a… a, a way of describing people playing the drums; but, then, when I said it in my head, it sounded… way dirtier than I meant it to be. So, I won’t… say, ‘pounding the skins'”

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Luke: “It is easier… for a camel… to fit through the eye of a needle… than for a person to get into… T-Mobile Field with a bag that is even vaguely opaque”

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Luke: “Pounding the skins”

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Luke: Saying “You gotta go down to the Space Noodle?” in an Australian accent

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Luke and Andrew: “Something happened on Friday… It was… had a longer tail than I expected… So, I want to talk about that when we come back here on TBTL. Hope it’s a platypus… tail”

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