Tag: Luke Burbank

Andrew: “Bingo bango boingo”

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Andrew: “Colon… Entering list mode”

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Andrew: “He’s so scared of the law”

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Andrew: “I can’t tell if that’s a crying emoji or a squirting emoji; so, we should just probably move on”

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Andrew: “I had to fill in head or butt”

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Andrew: “I was… boppin’ around the house”

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Andrew: “I wonder if I can… become an honorary… Generation Beta”

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Andrew: “I’m just gonna be really weird!”

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Andrew: “I’m so sorry… I’m so sorry”

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Andrew: “I… never buy shit off of eBay”

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Andrew: “If you feel like you’re being victimized by owning land that you rent out, sell the land!”

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Andrew: “If you think of an onion… as having a little head and a little butt”

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Andrew: “It is demonstrably untrue!”

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Andrew: “It just seems so Internet-y”

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Andrew: “Oh, yeah!”

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Andrew: “Oh… Luke! I got a new… I got a new lawnmower, Luke. I got a new lawnmower! What didn’t I tell you that?”

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Andrew: Saying “Another Star Wars joke” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “Sorry, Dad!”

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Andrew: “There are so many useless forests all over this globe! Just cut ’em down, make more paper! What the hell?”

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Andrew: “They weren’t maximizing their… social leverage, or whatever the shit!”

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Andrew: “Wait a second!”

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Andrew: “Wait! No, too fast! Slow down!”

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Andrew: “We did all the work anyway. When I say ‘we’… I mean Genevieve”

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Andrew: “Whatever the shit!”

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Andrew: “Yes! Milove”

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Andrew: “You know I love me some bullet points, right?”

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Andrew: “You know what, buddy? Our finances are none of your damn business!”

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Andrew: “Zoinks! It’s on the way!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I hate myself for laughing so much. I love that we found the one prank you think is funny”

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Andrew and Luke: “I made a terrible mistake last night; a terrible, terrible mistake that… (Oh, right) has cost me upwards of $5.50 and… I don’t know… how I’m gonna recover that. And, let’s just hope that Genevieve doesn’t hear… this episode”

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Luke: “Hey, Andrew… Do we have that thing? Can we do that thing? Do you have–have you heard about that thing?”

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Luke: “I wanna mention if you hang… an onion, by its butt, outside of your RV, you’re just… you’re gonna let people know… something”

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Luke: “Meowgli”

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Luke: “Meowgli” #2

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Luke: “Mowgli”

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Luke and Andrew: Getting mentioned for sending in a supercut of Luke trying to say “Mowgli”

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Luke and Andrew: “Maestro? Maestro!?”

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When Luke was talking about the name of the cat that he working on getting and is naming “Bubbles Burbank”, Luke tried saying the name “Mowgli” or “Meowgli” multiple times. This is a supercut of those clips:

Luke: Supercut of Luke trying to say “Mowgli”

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Andrew: “Also, don’t think that’s a word that I just said there”

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Andrew: “Bingo, bango, boingo!”

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Andrew: “Cavalclade [sic]“

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Andrew: “Columbo”

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Andrew: “Goddamnit!”

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Andrew: “Hey, putting an S at the end is smart”

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Andrew: “I bring up the rear”

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Andrew: “I bring up the rear… if I can put it that way”

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Andrew: “I think I said something wrong in that word, right?”

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Andrew: “Maca-cha [ph]“

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Andrew: Making funny sounds

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Andrew: “Most of these folks do it early in the morning, if not late at night”

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Andrew: “Oh! We got a Roku stick!”

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Andrew: “Okay. Intellectually, I know… everything’s fine… But… this is starting to feel not right. And… I bet you the cat ran away, and is already getting a tattoo, and learning how to smoke, and I’m never gonna see her again!”

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Andrew: “So, I took all the same letters, re-arranged them, and came up with… meats”

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Andrew: “That thought has creeped into my… into my dark head”

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Andrew: “This pizza’s awful! And, where did it go?”

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Andrew: “Where’s it flipping off of you from?”

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Andrew: “You know what? You know what? I’m a dick”

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Luke: “Boring. Catholicism… Nobody cares”

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Luke: “Chris Flexen!”

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Luke: “Do you get off on being withholding, Andrew!?”

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Luke: “I got a cat! Her name is Bubbles!”

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Luke: “I’m out!”

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Luke: “Mao-gli”

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Luke: “Mao-gli” #2

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Luke: “Mao-gli?”

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Luke: “Mao-gli… Mowgli”

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Luke: “Meoh-gli?”

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Luke: Meowing

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Luke: “Meow-gli?”

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Luke: “Meow-gli? Meoh-gli? Like, Mo… Mao-gli? Mowgli?”

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Luke: “Meow. Meow. Meow”

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Luke: “Mowgli”

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Luke: “Mowgli?”

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Luke: Muttering “Mariners”

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Luke: “Root Sports”

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Luke: “Root Sports!”

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Luke: Singing “I know…”

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Luke and Andrew: “I think Mao-gli is the name of the… maybe the kid from the Lion King? Oh, okay”

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Luke and Andrew: “We have… the steams… We have the steams!”

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Andrew: “Do you know that we got… Professor Bananas on Depression Mountain?”

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Andrew: “I do not wanna yuck other people’s yums!”

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Andrew: “I mean, I’m assuming there’s a lotta ‘ois'”

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Andrew: Laughing when the party horn drop hits when Luke plays the Exciting Celebrate Music song

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Andrew: Making funny snoring sounds

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Andrew: “Oh, God! What do… How… So much to do!”

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Andrew: “Oh, and the adventure begins again”

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Andrew: “Oi”

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Andrew: “Oi!”

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Andrew: “Reading is like traveling without money… And, traveling is like reading with money!”

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Andrew: “That went over like a Led Zeppelin”

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Andrew and Luke: “I don’t know if you know this. Sometimes I have cold takes… as well. Uh-huh! I’ve been known to roll those out from time to time”

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Andrew and Luke: “Let me just tell you what… I know, (Please) and what I don’t know, and what I think I know, and what I think I don’t know”

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Luke: “100 percent ‘He has risen’; and, zero percent eggs”

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Luke: “All I have to do is grumble to you privately”

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Luke: “Andrew, that’s where you ‘oi’!”

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Luke: “Cat Daddy”

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Luke: Making sounds of handling something hot in his hands

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Luke: Making sounds of handling something hot in his hands and saying “It’s so hot, Andrew. It’s burning my hands. My take is so hot”

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Luke: “Reading is like traveling without pants”

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Luke: Singing “Old ball game”

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Luke: Singing the opening to “Louie Louie”

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Luke and Andrew: “Reading is like traveling without pants… Wait… Huh!? Be careful where you’re doing it”

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Luke and Andrew: Singing “I choose now… Oi!”

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Luke and Andrew: Singing “I don’t regret a single day… (Oi!) They were the best mistakes I’ve ever made. Oi… I did my time on the merry go ’round; and, if I had to choose between then and now”

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Andrew: “A very sketchy looking address!”

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Andrew: “And, then, later, I’m gonna suck on a hard candy. Like, get outta my face with that!”

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Andrew: “Comcast.Xfinity.pizza”

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Andrew: “Have a cow, friend!”

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Andrew: “I never… hang out in candy aisles, for whatever reason”

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Andrew: “I’m in the market for something that you might, it just occurred to me… have some expertise on… I’m in the market… for a Charleston Chew”

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Andrew: “I… promise you”

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Andrew: “Like, get outta my face with that!”

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Andrew: “Ohhh!”

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Andrew: “Phyllis!”

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Andrew: Singing “You say it’s your birthday”

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Andrew: “There’s a lot of evidence… that you and I have talked… We have talked… and talked… and talked”

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Andrew: “Wait. No. Andrew, you’re an idiot”

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Andrew: “While I’ll tell stories… about my sad sack… sad sackness growing up”

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Andrew and Luke: “Hey! Who’s talking to Chris Wallace!? Hey! Who’s been talking to Chris Wallace!? Get away from Chris!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Just say ‘Maestro’… Just say (Thanks, Corey) ‘Maestro’!”

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Luke: “Charles Entertainment Chew empire”

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Luke: “I couldn’t have been there; because, I was on a flight that day”

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Luke: “I love it that I didn’t even know this existed until 4 seconds ago and, now, I have a theory on it”

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Luke: Singing a portion of “Dixie”

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Luke: “Sorry… No hablo fucktardo”

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Luke: “Your wait time… is between 5… and 7 hours”

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Luke and Andrew: “Didn’t the Rangers give Roger Clemens a Hummer or something? Like… (I don’t know) he got a retirement Hummer”

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Andrew: “Good luck with that, sweetie!”

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Andrew: “Hah! How can Santa not exist if–if all of these receipts are from the North Pole?”

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Andrew: “I heard her mumbling and grumbling and swearing like a… like a dad”

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Andrew: “I really… I’d have no bad feelings about the gays”

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Andrew: Mumbling along with the shocked crowd drop

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Andrew: “Nerd”

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Andrew: “Oh my God! I’d forgotten”

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Andrew: Saying “Insulin” as Gilbert Gottfried

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Andrew: Saying “USA… Up All Night!” as Gilbert Gottfried

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Andrew: “So, I’m willing to take a flyer on this… a, a flying trombone on this, if you will”

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Andrew: “Touché, Monica”

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Andrew: “Uh-huh! Who’s this guy?”

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Andrew: “Uh-huh! Who’s this guy? Who’s this little guardian angel of Concur?”

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Andrew: “Whatever. It’s early. I haven’t showered. Leave me alone”

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Andrew: “When I get home, I’m gonna just… call up YouTube”

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Andrew: “Wrong movie or right movie?”

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Andrew: “You’ve really tickled my curiosity”

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Andrew and Luke: “For the record, I think you’re delightfully unhinged. I think you’re… I think you’re hinged… AF”

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Andrew and Luke: Singing “Chrome River… My huckleberry friend”

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Luke: “Hey! Who look who this is! That’s how I say that now… Hey! Who look who this is… Who dat say they gonna look who dis is?”

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Luke: “How to be unthinkable in unthinkable times”

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Luke: Saying “Insulin or I’ll be up… all night looking for it” as Gilbert Gottfried

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Luke: Saying “Then, it’s not for you!” as Gilbert Gottfried

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Luke: “Well… Goddamnit! They sent the wrong hinge”

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Luke: “Who dat say they gonna look who dis is?”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m thinking about doing the thinkable. And, then, the thinkable happened”

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