Tag: Luke Burbank

On TBTL #1876, Luke and Andrew ended up discussing whether washing their body hair with shampoo and washing their hair with body soap would lead to hair loss and other problems. Andrew also chimed in that he had to use Pert Plus to wash his hair at an earlier age.

The shampoo and body soap discussions lead to two really funny bits: Luke coined the term “hairea” as a portmanteau of “hair” and “area”, and Luke running away with “Pert Minus”.

Luke and Andrew: Luke coins the term “haireas” and runs with it

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Luke: “Some haireas have hairea to spare, and some do not”

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Luke: “Using the shampoo to just wash all of the ‘haireas'”

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Andrew: Andrew used Pert Plus as shampoo as a kid

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Luke and Andrew: Pert Minus

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Andrew: “91 year olds do that all the time without the help of their family”

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Andrew: “Again, this is my disease talking probably”

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Andrew: “Doesn’t Chili’s have a… I don’t know enough about Chili’s menu. Never mind.”

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Andrew: “…I have no idea how to date people, I have no idea how to pick people up, I have no idea really even how to talk to a potential paramour.”

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Andrew: “I wouldn’t go through the trouble of suing and everything like that, just because I’m a lazy person”

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Andrew: “Just so you know…for…just so you know”

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Andrew: “Maybe everything I said was bullshit. That’d be a first”

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Andrew: “Stuff gets gunked up and then you de-gunk it, like it’s very a satisfying feeling”

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Andrew: “That sounds like a lot of fun”

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Andrew: “That’s not what my ads would sound like”

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Andrew: “We have some people looking into that at Walsh, Walsh & Doormat”

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Andrew: “Which, I assume you do because you’re a professional broadcaster”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew attempts to do Gilbert Gottfried impressions

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Andrew and Luke: “That’s boorish behavior. That’s boorish, absolutely boorish.”

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Luke: “Andrew ‘Fireball Hodor Hot Rockin’ Andy’ Walsh”

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Luke: “I’ve been toot-tootin’ the entire show”

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Luke: “Luddites, landlubbers and fools”

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Luke and Andrew: Possible Walsh, Walsh & Doormat ad

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Andrew: “And all these people button their noses into… button their noses? Butting into our relationship”

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Andrew: “But what isn’t rare is, for us to get something right and then assume we got it wrong; and then, spend about an extra 60 to 90 seconds just fretting over not we got it right”

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Andrew: “Caught between a Hodor and a Hodor”

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Andrew: Critiquing the institution of marriage is like Andrew commenting on a plot of a show he doesn’t even watch

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Andrew: “Don’t want to be a ‘Negative Nelly’ all the time”

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Andrew: “Good Lord, are you kidding me? All I do is catch dreams these days”

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Andrew: “Good Lord, are you kidding me? All I do is catch dreams these days. I’m just out here, people throwing dreams my way, I got a giant mitt and I’m catching them”

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Andrew: “Here you guys are all playing your little tiddly-winks Game of Thrones down there about how’s going to be in charge, and like it doesn’t effing matter”

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Andrew: “How long were you waiting to say that joke?”

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Andrew: “I am so excited to get my Thrones on”

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Andrew: “I’ll take it”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “Talk about putting somebody on the G-D spot”

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Andrew: “That surprises me, I thought you were going to be a real haterade on this one”

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Andrew: Whispering “God, you’re fast”

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Andrew and Luke: Hodor

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Luke: “But they have managed to hide that sugar on the shelf, if you will”

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Luke: “Hear ye, hear ye, oy yea, oy yea, The Court of Dreams is now in session”

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Luke: “Hello there, friendo”

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Luke: “How weird is it that our brains are similarly wrong?”

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Luke: “I’ll probably eat the whole thing, ’cause I’m incapable of not eating something when it’s near me”

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Luke: “I’m a huge Crowe-head”

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Luke: “In the airport the other day and I wanted to get a bagel, baggel, beagel, boggel, boogel”

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Luke: “It’s pretty bad”

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Luke: “Much like you talking about Outlander or human love, this is not a world that I understand very clearly”

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Luke: “Oh, you thought it was weird that Frida Kahlo was selling oysters”

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Luke: Saying “Stoneman” in a sing-songy manner

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Luke: “What if we had a listener that was a Thenn, they would be a Thenn-Ten”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew whispering “You don’t know me” to Luke’s “Knowing you Walsh”

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Luke and Andrew: “Case cloched”

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Luke and Andrew: Second “Case cloched”

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Andrew: “And none of it makes nervous Luke, because I’m a radio professional”

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Andrew: “Bam!”

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Andrew: “Because I’m a radio professional”

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Andrew: “I felt like, I must’ve looked like a muppet, like a flustered muppet out there”

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Andrew: “I have some sort of nose problem today”

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Andrew: “I think what you said was, ‘jump on it'”

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Andrew: “Is this from The Onion? Am I being had here?”

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Andrew: “Mmm-hmm”

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Andrew: “Playing with the Zip drive… floppy drives”

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Andrew: “Punched it into the Google machine”

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Andrew: “Some people eat it through their mouths. Others, have other techniques”

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Andrew: “Uh-oh”

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Andrew: “You’re a dope”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew laughing and Luke saying “I feel naked and afraid”

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Andrew and Luke: “Tell me when you switch songs” with Luke’s Laugh

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Andrew and Luke: “The quarterback is toast my friend…”

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Luke: Awesome Laugh

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Luke: “Do you even cab, bro?”

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Luke: “I got into some bad, bad old habits on Friday”

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Luke: “I got to stop being such a head case”

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Luke: “Just all of a sudden, kicked up a notch, Emeril Lagasse style”

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Luke: “That’s not how cabs work, bro”

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Luke: “The martinis are playing through my mind and heart”

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Luke: “We could call it ‘Fletch of My Flesh’ or ‘Flesh of My Fletch'”

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Luke: “Welcome to Walsh TV”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew saying “vicious cycle” makes him sound more academic

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Luke and Andrew: “Sad helicopter, I like it. Sad copter? Sad copter.”

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Luke and Andrew: “So, that’s probably what you have is allergies, bro. Bam!”

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Luke and Andrew: “What’s the verse? I don’t know.”

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