Tag: Luke Burbank

Andrew: “But, I can’t separate it from TBTL”

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Andrew: “Don’t open your mouth ’til you know the shot!”

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Andrew: “I.. am… excited! No”

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Andrew: “I’m quite sure I’m right”

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Andrew: “It rings a bell to me; but, I can’t separate it from TBTL”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “My turn to talk!”

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Andrew: “See, I always think of ‘unmitigated disaster'”

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Andrew: “The waiter doesn’t need to know your name”

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Andrew: “You don’t open the door… ’til you know the quote!”

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Luke: “A friend of the Burbs… brief”

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Luke: “Cuz, my body is a temple”

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Luke: “God, this coffee is still so hot!”

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Luke: “Our friend Stu!”

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Luke: “Welcome to the socialist nanny state, everyone”

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Andrew: “Blah, blah, democracy. Blah, blah”

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Andrew: “Did we not have middle names back then?”

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Andrew: “Do we hate our jobs this much?”

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Andrew: “Do you just have a, a beautiful mind? I know you do”

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Andrew: “How did you know that so quickly?”

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Andrew: “I’m too embarrassed to bring it up… but, here I am doing it anyway”

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Andrew: “Is this legal what we’re doing, by the way?”

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Andrew: “Just blew my GD mind, Luke”

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Andrew: “That was worse than inauguration coverage. Holy shit!”

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Andrew: “We’re gonna get sued over something today. I’m just trying to figure out which part it is!”

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Andrew: “What are we doing?”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’ll cut all that out… Ding! Play your bingo card”

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Andrew and Luke: “Terri-Poo. Terri-Poo”

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Luke: “A monkey… That funky monkey… Funky little monkey. Funky, what?”

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Luke: “Luke Burbank… cries softly”

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Luke: “Terri-Poo”

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Luke: “This is officially the peaceful transition of power… from Barack Obama to Joe Biden”

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Luke: “Uh, it’s a forget-me-roost!”

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Andrew: “But, I have a McDonald’s cup! I don’t wanna carry it around everywhere!”

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Andrew: “But, right now, I’m just embarrassing myself”

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Andrew: “Contain, contain, contain”

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Andrew: “Cuz, I keep on getting up to let Theo in and out; cuz, he’s being an asshole”

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Andrew: “Geez, Louise!”

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Andrew: “God willing, it’s all gone by Monday”

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Andrew: “I don’t have a rumpus”

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Andrew: “I don’t know why–Because, you know why?”

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Andrew: “I don’t know why. You… wanna know why?”

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Andrew: “I find this mostly un-relatable and not very funny”

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Andrew: “I think that it’s hard!!”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna watch you compost”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna watch you compost over the next several months”

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Andrew: “I’m sorry! I’m sorry!”

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Andrew: “It boings open”

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Andrew: “Landon? What are you doin’?”

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Andrew: Making a growling-like sound

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Andrew: Making a sexy growling sound

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Andrew: “Oh, no. I’ve eaten too much”

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Andrew: “On the days that they decide to skip pick-up and then lie with their lying faces to my truth-telling face”

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Andrew: “So, everything that happens after July… screw it!”

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Andrew: “Tater tots next to a Hot Pocket? Amen”

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Andrew: “Terri-poo”

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Andrew: “Well, I have a dog; and, I don’t wanna be carrying their poop around all the time!”

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Andrew: “Well, then, you shouldn’t have bought McDonald’s, bub!”

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Andrew: “Yeah, I, I eat the whole thing… and, then I poop in the woods”

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Luke: “Boy, that’s a… heck of a sizzling intro”

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Luke: “I have a pretty face, slim waist… and a, a big behind”

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Luke: “I have an okay rumpus”

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Luke: “I’m gonna put a, very hot, sizzling take out… on this holiday Monday, Andrew”

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Luke: “Sans poop”

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Luke: Singing “Hot Pretzels”

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Luke and Andrew: “You know what? We’re allowed to make that joke. You’re not… (Yeah, that’s right)”

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Andrew: “Bingo, boingo, bango?”

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Andrew: “Don’t toss it to me; cuz, I’ll just make a farting sound”

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Andrew: “I didn’t blow that one, Luke”

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Andrew: “I don’t understand all of them; but, I know that they’re dazzling in some way”

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Andrew: “I just froze so bad”

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Andrew: “Oh my God, yeah… God, if sausage were a vaccine”

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Andrew: “Sorry that I really went bummer there”

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Andrew: “That’s the show that… I bombed”

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Andrew: “This is where I’m being stupid”

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Andrew: “Wait-wait-wait-wait… wait-wait-wait… wait, wait, wait, wait”

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Andrew: “We need… to get this… shit in people’s arms”

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Andrew: “What is it, opposite day?”

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Andrew: “What… is this?”

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Andrew: “Why would I stoke… the flames… of… optimism?”

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Andrew: “Why would I stoke… the flames… of… optimism? That’s not what I’m here to do”

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Andrew: “You’ll like this. I don’t like this”

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Andrew: “You’re gonna hate… so much about this”

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Andrew and Luke: Getting indirectly mentioned for pointing Andrew towards a program that allow him to play Hex Empire on his computer

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Andrew and Luke: “It’s a good tease… I wanna stick around! Don’t act so surprised! Okay”

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Andrew and Luke: “Well, that makes me slightly (Well) less dumb”

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Luke: “A super dookie”

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Luke: “How do I respond to that?”

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Luke: “I can’t make it that long!”

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Luke: Making a farting sound

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Luke: Saying “Introducing the double touchdown!” and singing the hook from “Bad to the Bone”

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Luke: Singing the hook from “Bad to the Bone”

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