Tag: Luke Burbank

Andrew: “Bazinga!”

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Andrew: “Hayes’ Dummies! Hayes’s Dummies”

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Andrew: “I did pull myself… up… out of… a morass”

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Andrew: “I keep on starting thoughts or sentences, and… never finishing them”

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Andrew: “I was drinking last night too; as, you’re not surprised to hear”

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Andrew: “No, no! I heard it from my, my cousin knows a guy. We have the ball!”

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Andrew: “Oh! Luke! I went to the grocery store to calm myself down yesterday. And, my favorite parking spot was available to me. I was, like, ‘bazinga!'”

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Andrew: “Oh… This wasn’t a fluke… This is America!”

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Andrew: “So, I do it through my nose and I feel my chest expanding”

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Andrew: “Wait… we’re allowed to drink!? I… We… That did not come up in the pre-show meeting… Did not know that we were drinking at 8:45 AM”

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Andrew: “We saw what happened. He’s a cartoon villain!”

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Andrew: “Yeah; but”

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Andrew and Luke: “Do you wanna explain the ‘flip shot’? Do you wanna explain America?”

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Andrew and Luke: “I did pull myself… up… out of… a morass… Did I say that right? Cuz, it sounded (Yeah) dirty when I said it”

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Andrew and Luke: “What happens… if they walk that back, vis-à-vis, the shot you just took? Ipecac”

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Andrew and Luke: “Why is this close? (Yes) Like, this should (Yes) not be close. Who are we?”

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Luke: “Can I… chop this up into lines and snort it?”

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Luke: “Do your pull-ups… If that’s something that’s in your… physical ability. It’s not in mine; but, give me four years… Holy shit, dude… It’s gonna be like a pull-up machine”

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Luke: Downing a shot and saying “Just gotta slug back one of my flip shots”

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Luke: “Fuck that shit”

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Luke: “I’m a Kornacki stan”

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Luke: “Like a child’s letter to Santa… with some cookies on the side”

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Luke: “Through thin and thin”

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Luke: “To be released from my, from my Twitter situation”

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Luke: “We’re the podcast of record involving two bros bro-ing it up… the morning after the Presidential elections”

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Luke: “Whatever happens, this is messed up”

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Andrew: “Akron is the ‘Rubber Capital of the World’. Andrew, come on. Get it straight”

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Andrew: “And, I’m not married to anything”

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Andrew: “Do you know that I was fantasizing about shaving my face the other day? These are the fantasies of a forty-three, almost forty-four, year old man, by the way”

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Andrew: “I don’t watch the news; cuz, I’m a kid”

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Andrew: “I will happily put my stupid, fat face on the table”

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Andrew: “I will happily put my stupid, fat face on the table. It’s quarantine. Nobody’s seeing me anyway”

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Andrew: “It’s very rare that we have orgy talk while the theme music is still playing”

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Andrew: “Me-mes!”

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Andrew: “Oh, I was having an orgy”

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Andrew: Saying “I don’t know!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “That was a special memer [sic]“

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Andrew: “That was a special memer [sic]” #2

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Andrew: “That’s not America!”

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Andrew: “This is one of those me-me things”

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Andrew: “This isn’t a good place for anything”

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Andrew: “This skin has not seen… daylight in a very long time”

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Andrew: “This skin has not seen… daylight in a very long time. God, this is such a disgusting way to start the show. Sorry, everybody”

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Andrew: “Well, he did it… Maybe, I can do it too”

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Andrew: “When I’m rollin’, I’m rollin’ on Les Schwab tires”

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Andrew: “You seemed… so worried to know where I was when I having these thoughts”

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Andrew and Luke: “And, I got inspired for a second. And, then, reality hit me. And, I remembered what happened to the people around me the last time I shaved; which, was… they were very uncomfortable with… all of the amount of flesh… that I was exposing. (Wait. Who were the people around you?)”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew played the NPR election intro theme instead of the current segment audio drop

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Luke: “Can you imagine going to sleep for four months? I mean, I can… I would do it right now”

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Luke: “Champion sweats… Everlane sweatshirt… Acorn… knitted… warm slippers… from my mother-in-law… I’m feeling good, y’all”

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Luke: “Fuck it. I will delete my Twitter account… if Trump concedes tonight on November 3rd, 2020”

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Luke: “He looked so young, Andrew!”

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Luke: “I am the one who plays the… Donors of the Day music”

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Luke: “I don’t know what to do with my eyeballs if I’m not looking at Twitter, or the New York Times, or CNN”

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Luke: “I get by with a little help from my friends. Way off, Burbank”

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Luke: “I just need, like, ten minutes to be very full of rage; and, then, the rest of the show is just gonna be… like… like a zen water feature. Just gonna be relaxing and we’re gonna feel real good”

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Luke: “I mean: coffee… hot water… beans!”

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Luke: “I was ripshit at Ringo Starr last night”

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Luke: “I’s just yakking on a bone!”

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Luke: “I’ve decided that I am just gonna keep it… comfy”

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Luke: “No! It’s terrifying!”

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Luke: “Nobody tell Totenberg. It’ll be fine”

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Luke: “We’re looking for a Blucifer wave today… Andrew”

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Luke: “Yas, Ring!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Imagine waking up tomorrow… I don’t have Twitter. You don’t have a beard… We don’t have a Trump… God! What a Wednesday that would be. What a world”

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Luke and Andrew: “Sharp tiger teeth! Yeah… And… sharp tiger talons!”

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Luke and Andrew: “We’ve now moved into heavy… heavy jinx vibrations (Yeah)”

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Andrew: “Ahh. Don’t worry about it, Walsh. You were all in your head for nothing”

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Andrew: “And, I felt so small”

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Andrew: Andrew is worried about his empty garbage bins out on the street

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Andrew: “Cuz, I’ll be damned!”

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Andrew: “Cuz, I’ll be damned… if this is gonna stop me from taking out the garbage”

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Andrew: “I have been big-dogged!”

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Andrew: “I secretly threw up in her bathroom”

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Andrew: “I was taught in college journalism classes that ‘lede’ and ‘graf’ are intentionally… misspelled by editors, or they were in the past; so, that, they could be written in the margins… and, not… misinterpreted as real words”

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Andrew: “I’ll just do the tub; but, I’ll just do the floor”

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Andrew: “I’m a normal human being”

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Andrew: “I’m… over-compensating here”

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Andrew: “If you had a panic attack… you would know it! You wouldn’t think you had a panic attack”

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Andrew: “In the bathroom, I peed my pants”

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Andrew: “It’s just not a good brand, ‘Pine Solvent'”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “My goodness”

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Andrew: “No idea if this is actually true; but, it’s what I heard!”

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Andrew: “Ooh! I like that take”

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Andrew: Saying “Luke!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “Sorry, everybody! Eew!”

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Andrew: “There was a moment, Luke, where… shower… anxiety… garbage anxiety… Collision course”

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Andrew: “Toilets are flushing, drains are draining, showers are being had. Showers are being cleaned! And, then, showers are being had”

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Andrew: “Wink, wink, nudge, nudge”

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Andrew: “You just pulled such a Walsh”

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Andrew: “You know, the laugh you’re hearing right now? It might sound cruel; but, it’s not. It’s just the laugh of the dummy who finally gets to see the other guy stumble. You just pulled such a Walsh; and, I’m sorry”

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Luke: “Hotel, motel, Holiday Inn. Say wha’?”

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Luke: “I need to… just, kind of… leave this planet for as my… bio-rhythms… will let me”

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Luke: “It was a, it was a fumble”

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Luke: “Ooh, la-la!”

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Luke: “Ooh, la-la!” #2

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Luke: Saying “Ay, Boo Boo!” as Yogi Bear

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Luke and Andrew: “But… I will have one molecule of water go the wrong place in my throat and (Yep) it’s over!”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke fumbled by thinking that Madrid was in Italy and not in Spain

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, man. I’m gonna bore the shit out of people with that (Yeah)”

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Andrew: “And, babies don’t fit down that drain”

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Andrew: Drawn out “What the hell does that even mean?”

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Andrew: “How many times have you been tested up the nose?”

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Andrew: “I feel so exposed!”

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Andrew: “I think we have the Friday giggles, my friend”

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Andrew: “I’m really excited to hear about… Butte stuff?”

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Andrew: “I’m really putting on my Burbanks today”

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Andrew: “It’s just sweet silence”

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Andrew: “It’s like it’s happening inside my head”

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Andrew: Jackhammering sound in the background

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Andrew: Making a farting sound and saying “I’m Luke Burbank” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “My Luke Burbank-iness”

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Andrew: “That is the saddest mall store I’ve ever seen in my life”

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Andrew: “The show is you explaining things to me!”

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Andrew: “This has been a sonically beautiful show”

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Andrew: “This is a little Burbank-y”

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Andrew: “This movie had a huge impact on me… ‘So I Married an Ax Murderer'”

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Andrew: “Will I be… joining you from Jackhammer City on Monday? Maybe. Dunno. Who knows! Will I be able to use my own bathroom again?”

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Andrew: “Ya trapped!”

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Andrew: “You know that I love to clean, Luke”

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Luke: “As the person representing you co-bro se”

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Luke: “Big city liberal… Coastal elite”

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Luke: “Face-to-face… is out of place”

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Luke: “Face-to-face… is out of place” #2

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Luke: “Famously, I don’t go in for Butte stuff”

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Luke: “Get me outta here!”

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Luke: “I like big buttes and I cannot lie?”

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Luke: “I wanna tender my resignation… as your co-bro se lawyer”

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Luke: “More importantly, they poop here”

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Luke: Saying “Ai, toi-toi-toi. I’m David O’Fincher” in an Irish accent

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Luke: “You have Burbank’d this, Andrew”

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Luke: “You’re the Tyler… Durden… of plumbing problems”

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Luke and Andrew: “Truly, a Burbank-ing. Yes. Truly was… a Burbank redemption”

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Andrew: “God, Luke! I can’t believe that I am the one suggesting this; cuz, I… truly… believe that everybody should be wearing pants”

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Andrew: “God, Luke! I can’t believe that I am the one suggesting this; cuz, I… truly… believe that everybody should be wearing pants… when they’re doing their job!”

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Andrew: “Ha-haa! Bumper stickers!”

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Andrew: “I tricked you into letting me talk here”

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Andrew: “I wanna make it sound like I’m important”

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Andrew: “I… truly… believe that everybody should be wearing pants”

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Andrew: “If I’m lying… I kinda don’t care”

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Andrew: “If it’s coming off as overly sexual, it’s just because I am overly sexual. It’s not because I’m trying to be”

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Andrew: “It’s sweet and soothing”

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Andrew: “Jake is being your Perfect Daddy”

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Andrew: “Let’s start here with Coody in Chicago”

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Andrew: “No way… José”

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Andrew: “Oh, you went there, Luke!”

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Andrew: “Screw it. I cannot do this today without a shower”

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Andrew: Singing along with the Blursday song’s funky bass

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Andrew: “Somehow that sentence is more appropriate today than it was on the day… I uttered those words”

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Andrew: “Somehow that sentence is more appropriate today than it was on the day… I uttered those words… Only, in this case, the garbage situation is just my… state of mind”

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Andrew: “Stand by, Luke Burbank”

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Andrew: “The garbage situation is just my… state of mind”

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Andrew: “This might be the week that I start pooping my pants”

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Andrew: “You can just stop the show! Just don’t do the intro”

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Andrew: “You need to de-pants yourself”

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Listener and Child: “Alright, are you ready? Beagel. Beagel. Boggel. Boggel. Boogel. Boogel… Okay. Ready to do it fast? Yes. Okay. Beagel, boggel, boogel. Beagel, boggel, boogel!”

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Luke: “And, when you’re just squatting down over a hole, things are really unkinked; and, you’re just… free as a bird. You’re loosey goosey”

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Luke: “Are you allowed to crap in the hole if… if things get bad?”

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Luke: “As are many of us, I’m riding a little low in the water… these days”

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Luke: “Butte, Montana, baby!”

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Luke: “Butte…iful?”

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Luke: “Coody”

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Luke: “Coopy. Coopy? Brody… Coopy… and… Connor”

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Luke: “Good luck, Luke and Andrew! What you do is so important!”

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Luke: “Honestly, I can shit my pants twice a day and I’d be… in the clear”

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Luke: “I’m Joseph Robinette Biden; and, I approve this Blursday message”

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Luke: “I’m just trying to not hit on the listeners!”

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Luke: “I’m sure these jeans have seen things… and, and absorb things they can’t unsee and un-absorb”

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Luke: “I’m talking big, old… fatty blunts”

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Luke: “Jake is Perfect Daddy-ing your pizza”

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Luke: “Let sleeping logs lie”

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Luke: “Near and dear to your Hearth…stone?”

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Luke: “Not to take this to Jeffery Toobin-town”

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Luke: “Pause the show!”

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Luke: “Thank you for putting that evil inside me”

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Luke: “That sweet, sweet SEO… clicks”

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Luke: “This song… goes out to all of the coffee spillers… of the world”

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Luke: “To me… coffee… is just… hot water… with some… bean juice in it”

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Luke: “Tumwater, Washington, just a… just a port in the storm… of the tedium of driving on Interstate 5”

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Luke: “You don’t need to be part of this conversation”

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Luke: “You… say your dread ball is acute. I say mine is adorable”

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Luke and Andrew: “Pause the show! Pause the show!”

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