Clips From TBTL #2566: Andrew, Genevieve and Sean Edition

Andrew: “And, I’m sorry the Stu-bot hit on you”

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Andrew: “And, this really cranky lady answered the phone. You guys know how I am about cranky ladies”

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Andrew: “But, congratulations to the punk rock band, Massive Diaper Failure”

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Andrew: “Can I tell you what is… increasingly weird?”

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Andrew: “Do a new skin for that drumhead”

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Andrew: “Don’t… joke about the Illuminati… Taco Bell”

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Andrew: “I had to hang up; ‘cuz, there would have been a lot more ‘I’m sorries'”

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Andrew: “It’s the squatter! We found ’em!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Luke, I think you know better than almost anybody; that, I don’t… really… try… to make myself care about anything. I either care or I don’t”

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Andrew: “Oh, I believe it”

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Andrew: “Oh, shit… there are like… a hundred of those things coming our way right now”

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Andrew: “Say what!?”

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Andrew: “Well, prove that it’s not, Vieves”

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Andrew: “Yeah, read some of these bird names. I… almost all the bird names sound kind of dirty to me”

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Andrew: “You add fluoride to your water”

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Andrew and Genevieve Haas: “And, one dog didn’t wanna… didn’t really want anything to do with me until I was holding a hot dog; and then, it would just eat the hot dog and run away from me. So… Oh, it’s just like you!”

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Andrew and Genevieve Haas: “Aww, damn! Look out, predator coming, Mr. Robin! Yeah”

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Andrew and Genevieve Haas: “Oh, remember that guy? Yeah, I remember that guy. We still keep in touch”

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Andrew and Luke: “Thirty minutes into the flight, my daughter… had poo… that resulted in what can only be described… as a massive diaper failure. Sorry, Steve Nelson. Sorry, Steve Nelson”

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Andrew and Luke: “Which is caught cannot be uncaught. Thank you!”

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Andrew and Luke: “You know they have laser helmets for that. Yeah, what have you heard? Sick!”

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Andrew and Luke: “You went with the short one today!!? Andrew, when I stare at this computer screen… I see hieroglyphs. I know”

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Andrew and Sean: “Luke, you’re good man! No, you got a technique (Criminal Minds)”

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Genevieve Haas: “Because, I wanted to see a Pied-balled Grebe [sic]

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Genevieve Haas: “What is fascinating about it to me?”

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Genevieve Haas and Andrew: “I won twenty-six dollars at pull tabs yesterday… Wait, you were pulling tabs yesterday, Vieves!? Yeah”

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Genevieve Haas and Andrew: “That’s my motto, ‘Anyone can look at a bird’. Oh, you should start your own company in L.A…. The Democratic Bird-Watching Society”

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Genevieve Haas and Luke: “Luke, let me, let me interrupt you here; (Please) because… I think you’re looking for an answer… that’s like, gonna clarify why this is so interesting to me… and, there’s the reason why most people aren’t interested in birds”

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Genevieve Haas, Andrew and Sean: Laughing

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Sean: “I get it… it’s the second time you’ve put over on… me”

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Sean, Genevieve Haas and Luke: “Would you call it a flock of seagulls? Yes. Ooh, boy. I forgot, I’m gonna wear this thing out”

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Sean, Luke and Andrew: “I think that’s the cardinal rule of bird-watching… (Oh my God… / Oh, there it is…) Am I gonna, why not. (Naming your cardinals) Welcome back”

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Clips From TBTL #2565: Luke and David Burbank Edition

David Burbank: “Thank God Jen’s on the show”

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David Burbank and Andrew: “Do you get a copy of this list of names of the, of the… (Yeah!) complainers? Let’s, let’s make a hit list here”

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Luke: “And, Rudy goes over to where they are; and, I think she’s must be trying to eat an old wrapper or something… And, she just decides to stop… and drop the biggest deuce in the middle of their football game on AstroTurf”

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Luke: “Do you sense that I’m trying my hardest?”

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Luke: Drawn out “A real doozy”

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Luke: “Enough detail? Too much detail. Not enough detail… Where are we at on this?”

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Luke: “God, we’re lit!”

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Luke: “I licky boom-boom down”

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Luke: “I say as an extremely insecure person”

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Luke: “I’ll allow it!”

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Luke: “I’m just, I’m debating between keeping your powder dry; but, keeping your sugar on your shelf”

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Luke: “If they’re black… put ’em back. If they’re red… approach with dread… Those ones need to be dealt with. If they’re yellow, let them mellow”

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Luke: “Is this where they were? Is this where the people… knew this was a thing?”

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Luke: “It was bru-tal!”

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Luke: “Just… take this number, write it on the tablet of your heart, and be ready to call us”

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Luke: “KHAAAN!!!”

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Luke: “Listen… some of my favorite people to fight hang out at the Mandarin Gate”

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Luke: “O… M… G!!”

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Luke: “Oh, buddy”

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Luke: “She likes to take a picture, or do whatever fleek thing they do”

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Luke: Singing “All I do is lose”

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Luke: Singing “We be jammin’… We be jammin'”

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Luke: Singing the bass line of Vanilla Ice’s “Ice Ice Baby”

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Luke: “So, I got those thangs”

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Luke: “TBTL is… Full-Night Sleepers”

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Luke: “That sounds lit”

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Luke: “That… for those of you… just joining the show… how’s it going?”

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Luke: “They’s tryin’ to say they was drunk… They had ninety beers. That was all”

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Luke: “Well, David, you’re the young… is that a fashion?”

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Luke: “What is happening to my life!? I don’t control the mic! I’m so sorry!”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, Andrew, you have a look, I don’t know if it’s delirium, or satisfaction… or frustration on your face. I’m just in a really good mood!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Do you have a story to tell, Ben? Everybody’s got a story to tell, Ben”

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Luke and Andrew: “Every time I try to eat a Landjäger, everybody yells at me… says it stinks in here. Goddamnit!”

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Luke and Jen: “I really don’t need walk-on music, just because… that sets the expectation, that like… lesser Jimmy Fallon… and… and, I don’t think I’m quite there yet… (No) And, so… That was a little quick… A little quick”

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Luke, Andrew and Steve Nelson: “Do you miss us, man? I mean, now, you’re, you’re, you, you… What he meant to say was, ‘We miss you, man’. Oh, yeah, that’s how you ask that… That’s how you say that. We miss you, Steve. Hey, do you miss us, man? I do miss you guys”

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Clips From TBTL #2565: Andrew, Jen and Sean Edition

Andrew: “And, by the way… only, because, you know, I still have daddy issues and I need you to be proud of me”

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Andrew: “Don’t picture my bearded face”

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Andrew: “For the first time, my body… feels very gross right now. Like, I feel awful”

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Andrew: “Force is such a… ugly word”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna get defensive right off the bat here”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Now, I’m sad again”

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Andrew: “Oh my God, my, my worlds are colliding!”

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Andrew: Saying “Oh, Jason!” in a high-pitched voice

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Andrew: “Steve ‘El Ropo’ Nelson”

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Andrew: “The balls on this guy!”

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Andrew: “You know, the only, like, success I’ve ever… Sorry, Jen… all of my stories are sad, even the successful ones”

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Andrew and Luke: “Where’s Burbank? That’s what I wanna know. In the Upside Down… where he’s been… for about the last eight and a half years”

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Jen: “Can I bring this back to Granny Time for just a second?”

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Jen: Disapproving “No”

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Jen: “Everything about this park says dogs want to take a dump here. Everything about it”

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Jen: “Hi! I’m very excited to finally be in the van… and, I mean, that’s something most women don’t say”

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Jen: “Hooo! This van’s getting sexy”

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Jen: “I know you’ve seen West Side Story; you’re a Burbank”

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Jen: “Luke to the Burbank”

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Jen: “Oh, Ma. Oh, Pa”

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Jen: Singing “Sha Doobie!”

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Jen: Singing “Sha-la-la-la” from the “Family Ties” theme

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Jen: Singing “Times in our lives… we all have pain” as Bill Withers

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Jen: “The Kuh to the Buh [ph]

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Jen: “The Luke to the Buh [ph]

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Jen: “Well, the really, really popular name for a long time, about ten years ago, was ‘Chance’… Which, to me, is like… name him ‘Broken Condom'”

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Jen and Luke: “I think it’s amazing that ‘intermittent faster’ just rolls off your tongue; like, that’s a normal thing to say. I, you know, I learned it from Tom Bodett; so… let me know if you need him to leave the light on for you. Okay… I just… if you want us all to be quiet so that you can have some self-care, let me know”

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Sean: “Do I look fleek? Do I smell like fish?”

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Sean: “Sit, Ubu, sit”

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Sean: “Speak in your normal voice with authoritah!”

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Sean: “Yeah, the fish was so on fleek”

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TBTL Singing Mashup 2018

It’s been a while since I’ve created a mashup of Luke and Andrew singing on TBTL from the past several years. So, I decided to pull in all of the clips that were labeled with “Singing” and merged all of the clips, in random order, into one large audio file. I had to do a little bit of nipping and tucking to remove clips that were erroneously included or to trim out some extra dead air.

In addition to Luke and Andre, the following guests. that have flexed their singing skills, were included in the mashup (in alphabetical order): Aaron Mason, Aaron Roden, Camaro Kev, Carey Burbank, Nick Jarin, Phyllis Fletcher, Rachel Belle, Sean DeTore, SNAX the Bunny, Steve Neuman, Susie Burbank and Tom Wassell.

Below is the mashup, which comes in at just over 33 minutes in length. Buckle up!

TBTL Singing Mashup 2018

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Clips From TBTL #2518

Andrew: “Alright turkeys, you ready to do this? Alright!”

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Andrew: “Can we call her, ‘A Boy Name [sic] Sue’ Chef?”

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Andrew: “I don’t like this!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “So, cheese up, Bobby! Do I stutter?”

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Andrew: “So, Vieves, what is my… biggest… culinary regret?”

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Andrew: “We lost a plant”

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Andrew: “You know what I’m really looking forward to, if we can make this about me for a second. It’s felt weird, we haven’t even brought me up in, like, two minutes”

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Andrew and Genevieve Haas: “Luke refers to you as the longest running co-host of my life. Please state your name, full name, age and weight. That’s mean. Genevieve Haas, and I’m thirty-nine.”

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Andrew and Sean: “Could I… ask you to state your full name, please. That would be: Sean Kenneth DeTore Esquire, The Fifth. Age? Forty. What are you doing here today?”

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Andrew and Sean: “I’m gonna stop right there… (Yes) Cranberries and onion. Is that normal?”

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Andrew, Genevieve Haas and Sean: “And remember: No mountain too tall, and… good luck to all”

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Andrew, Genevieve Haas and Sean: Mama Stamberg’s Cranberry Relish has three ingredients Sean cannot eat

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Andrew, Sean and Genevieve Haas: Andrew “The Bone Collector” Walsh

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Genevieve Haas: “I guess Susan Stamberg has been right all these years”

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Genevieve Haas and Andrew: “Here’s my deal with you… Oh… I already don’t like it. I keep losing at deals”

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Luke: Singing the McDonald’s jingle and saying “You’re loving it”

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Luke and Andrew: “Ironically, Rudy is sitting behind me as we record this. Now, you’re just toying with us”

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Luke and Andrew: “Let us be thankful, Andrew… for the donors of the day. These wonderful, generous… non… jive-talking, turkey gobble, turkey gobblers. Most of them. You’re the opposite of what Harbaugh was talking about (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: Turkey Gobble Wars

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Sean: “Because, you know what, you only live once. YOLO”

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Sean: “I would agree with that… if I knew what the hell you were talking about”

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Sean: “Oh, crap! God dang it!”

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Sean: “That legitimately scared the shit out of me”

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Sean: “This recipe sounds… weird”

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Sean and Andrew: “Did you get, did you get that spatula from Spatula City? Spatula City!?”

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Clips From TBTL #2313

With Sean DeTore back on the show, this time as a guest co-host, Luke went into his iTunes and searched for clips or segments tagged with Sean’s name to play on the show. The following are the clips that were played.

Sean DeTore: Intelligence For Your Life clip

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Sean DeTore: Sean British Edit 2 Part 1

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Sean DeTore: Sean British Edit 2 Part 2

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Sean DeTore: Sean Rapping to His Own Beat clip

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Luke: “Alright, Seanie, go. You need to leave… my friend.”

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Luke: “I have the worst eBay name of all time, it’s ‘WheelerDealer2000′”

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Luke: “It was a real… west side of the control room, east side of the control room beef”

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Luke: “It was all snowy and… beautiful for the last few days; and, now, the rain is coming down and the snow is just turning to a… soupy pile of sadness.”

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Luke: “Oh, man”

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Luke: Pod-dog was out looking for cat poop and got rained on

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Luke: Saying “These look… like… good hands!” as Rock Biter from The Neverending Story

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Luke: Saying “Zat’s a good gyro!” with a faux-Italian accent

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Luke: “Yes, indeedy. Doddly-doo.”

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Luke and Sean DeTore: “Alright, Sean, we’re losing you in ten minutes… if I have (Yeah, yeah) my timing correct. Ten, ten, ten to thirteen… Ten to thirteen.”

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Luke and Sean DeTore: “Well, here’s the thing, Sean. Ever since you stopped being the engineer on this show, the audio quality has just gone straight to hell. Wow. And, it wasn’t that great to start with.”

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Sean DeTore: “Boy, these pancakes sure are the bee’s knees!”

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Sean DeTore: “I actually took it to a shop, they gave me an estimate of six hundo, and I was like, ‘No way'”

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Sean DeTore: “Oh, you know, it’s pretty great. I, I’m on the air and I’m getting paid nothing; so… it’s kind of like making a podcast, I think… in a way.”

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Sean DeTore: Saying “I live in Topsham!” with a faux-British accent

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Sean DeTore: Singing “Everything’s great!”

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Sean DeTore: Singing “From a long time ago”

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