Tag: Steve Neuman

Andrew: “Amy is just… whiz-bang!”

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Andrew: “Corny time here”

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Andrew: “Don’t get my little jape stuck in your head”

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Andrew: Groaning

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Andrew: “Hi Luke!”

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Andrew: “I don’t know if we have a lot of room in our schedule to, to bro down with our bro…homies here”

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Andrew: “I hope you find yourself on a Delta 757 dash something, something, something”

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Andrew: “I was like, I was clinging to those cards like it was a skating rink and they were the wall”

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Andrew: “It was… so embarrassing; you should have heard me… Amy will never, ever put me on the air after hearing that.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “Yeah, right”

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Andrew: “My voice was trembling! My voice was trembling!!”

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Andrew: “No! Holy crap! It’s all coming back to me, guys!”

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Andrew: “Oh-ho, I’m sorry!”

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Andrew: Saying “Can’t get there from here… Going back to the screws!” in a manner of the Pepperidge Farm guys

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Andrew: Singing “So you like Crocs on your feet”

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Andrew: “So, I, I don’t… you know, want her to hear this and think that she, she did something… that’s gonna scar me forever”

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Andrew: “Sounds like baseball used to be fun”

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Andrew: “Stupid! Stupid!”

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Andrew: “Technically, by the way, that whole thing would be called a, ‘Plastic, oh no!'”

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Andrew: “They are things that I have never, ever, urh-ver, nurh-ver [ph] searched before”

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Andrew: “Watch out Vinegar Doggies! We got a new sponsor in the pipeline”

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Andrew and Luke: “And, I don’t like that you call your microphone a French tickler. Okay. You know what, I’m cutting, I’m cutting it off. I’m cutting this line of spoofing off, right now. I’m sorry. Alright, that’s fair.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Geez, Louise! (Oof!)”

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Andrew and Luke: “The Burbank… (Yes) of Luke Burbank fame”

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Andrew, Luke and Steve Neuman: Luke cut Andrew off mid-joke to tell another joke just for Steve

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Luke: “And I… am… loving it, Jerry!!!”

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Luke: “Being cute doesn’t mean you can get up on my stage… guys”

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Luke: “He is the Stu-bot!!!”

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Luke: “He used the wrong apron”

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Luke: “Hey, yo! What the hell!!?”

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Luke: “I don’t read good”

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Luke: “If ya nasty”

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Luke: “We’d like to thank new sponsor, Trivago”

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Luke: “We’d like to welcome new sponsor Minnesota Public Radio to the show”

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Luke: “You’re doing this all wrong, Burbank”

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Luke and Andrew: “Did you fix Amy’s phone (No, no, no) in Chicago? Emphasis on attempt.”

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Luke and Steve Neuman: “Do you mess with that Zumba? I don’t mess with that Zumba”

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Steve Neuman: “I got a leg day, I got a pull day, I got a push day, and I got a core day, Luke.”

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Steve Neuman: “I’m sore as hell!”

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Steve Neuman: “It’s this lifestyle podcast about air travel and crippling self-doubt. You’ll love it.”

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Steve Neuman: “Piper hates Bobby Pape too, so it’s kind of… it’s difficult”

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Steve Neuman: Saying “See, if you get to the garage, you’ve gone too far” with a Minnesotan accent

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Steve Neuman: “The Suite Life of Andrew?”

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Steve Neuman and Andrew: “But, we are gonna talk about it. But, goddamn it, we’re gonna talk about this.”

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Steve “Stu-bot” Neuman left a chopped and screwed message for the TBTL Voicemail Line.

Steve Neuman: Voicemail Message

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Andrew: “Back off, Tim!”

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Andrew: “Boo-urns”

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Andrew: “Boooooog!”

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Andrew: “Burro Rey [sic]“

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Andrew: Chopped and Screwed “Gimme brisket”

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Andrew: “I dunno how to talk photo talk”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: “Oh my God, thirty of those things!”

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Andrew: “Oh, farts are funny!”

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Andrew: Singing “One mink, one skunk one possum”

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Andrew: “Stropped [sic] and screwed”

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Andrew: “This is a penguin in the wild”

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Andrew: “This is probably the, ‘Andrew doesn’t have kids… thing, maybe, again”

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Andrew: “Were capturing a shot of a bear… fighting another bear over a fish”

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Andrew: “When I go on stage, they just say… ‘Boo'”

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Andrew: “When I’m waking up in the middle of the night and the whole house is really quiet, I don’t wanna be broadcasting what I’m doing in there; so, I turn the jet engine up to eleven.”

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Andrew: “You can put the Light Phone on your light-up toilet, and everything’s… Everything’s gonna come up Lukles”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew being “No, but” while talking about toilets

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew had a little Death Rattle happen

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Andrew and Luke: “I was part of some program where… they, they were helping… (A government program?) It was a, it was a program for bad photographers, to try to encourage them”

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Andrew and Luke: “It took me a long time to figure out what the hell was going on there. I’m gonna have the, I’m gonna have the pizza at Stubbs. Gimme pizza. Right.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Just Kazaa that shit. Limewire”

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Luke: “Butt washer”

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Luke: “Chris ‘Bidets’ Hayes”

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Luke: “Cover your bald spot?”

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Luke: Doing the Duck Hunt Dog laugh

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Luke: “Doo-hickey”

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Luke: “Holy shit!!”

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Luke: “I’ve paralyzed one of my legs…by being on the john too long. AMA”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Laughing #2

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Luke: “Luuuuuuke!”

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Luke: “Oh my goodness… I’m gonna have to write this and we’re gonna have to do it live”

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Luke: “Overnight… BMs? Sweet. Okay. Thanks!”

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Luke: Saying “Machete” in a funny manner

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Luke: Trying to say “You ever see one of those” as Norm Macdonald

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Luke: “You’re gonna hear this and you’re gonna be like, ‘This is most, this is some pretty Luke music'”

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Luke and Andrew: “Did you ever have a friend with Duck Hunt who would like or some kid you’d be playing with, who would put the gun right up against the screen? Yeah, of course, we all knew assholes.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I don’t know if I’d pick up a cougar and tell it, ‘You did such a good job!’ (No, I don’t think I would)”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’ll, I’ll see your Death Rattle and raise you a gross phlegm story (Mmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: “New York City? New York City!?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh my God, I love your exhaust fan, it’s a beautiful exhaust fan. (It is a) I love your exhaust fan. It’s a jet engine.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh… absitively, (Really) posolutely!”

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Luke and Andrew: “We would love to see y’all there. Oh man, it’s already starting. I just said ‘Y’all’ like it’s a thing for me. (I know, I know!) It’s not, it’s not!”

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During the e-mail segment of the show, Andrew and Luke played a sharpshooting voicemail left by Steve “Stu-bot” Neuman regarding the proper pronunciation of the brand “Saucony”.

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There were also these two word gems from the Stu-bot as well.

Steve Neuman: “Andrew is very, very wrong”

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Steve Neuman: “Paint your bald spot!”

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Andrew: Andrew doesn’t want a third line

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Andrew: Evolution of TBTL

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Andrew: “Excuse my language: You fucking lied to me; and, it just, that really bothers me.”

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Andrew: “He-he-he-heeee!”

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Andrew: “I am as mad as hell; but, I’m clearly still taking it.”

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Andrew: “I don’t need a pickle, I’m just gonna ride on my motorsickle [ph]“

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Andrew: “I got swindled!!”

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Andrew: “I, I’m apoplectic about this”

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Andrew: “I… love your story, it’s a beautiful story”

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Andrew: “If you really want to see this picture, people, you can find it online. It is… amazing.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing #3

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Andrew: Mock-ranting and raving about password and T-Mobile talk

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Andrew: “Really!?”

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Andrew: “They never really explain the numbers. They just give you a bunch of numbers really quickly; and then, look at you like you’re kind of a dummy for not being able to figure out their, their new math on this.”

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Andrew: “This is the crankiest episode of TBTL ever”

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Andrew: “Unless I… had a five minute blackout in the middle of the day… which, I didn’t.”

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Andrew: “What was I even doing there!?!”

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Andrew: “You have a third line!”

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Andrew: “You know in Soviet Russia… Jesse gets you?”

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Andrew: “You might get comments, but you can’t respond; because, your… the snorkel’s in your mouth”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew got excited by the locations of the donors of the day and cut Luke off

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Andrew and Luke: Oh, Mandy

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Luke: “But now, we’re gonna get this guy on the line. Who, I can start blaming for some of the… mediocre broadcasting”

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Luke: “Give me a fucking brark with this company!”

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Luke: “Hey, it’s episode 2326 in a collector’s series”

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Luke: “I am your, somewhat, unprepared host”

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Luke: “I thought the LaCroix was done. It’s not!”

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Luke: “I’m putting topic on my bald spot. You paint your bald spot?”

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Luke: “Ipso facto… ergo to… wit”

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Luke: “Jesse Jones!!!”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Laughing #2

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Luke: Laughing #3

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Luke: “New York City!?”

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Luke: “Oh my God, are you shitting me?”

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Luke: Singing “You can get anything you want at Alice’s Restaurant”

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Luke: “Snowflakes, while beautiful, are basically little shards of ice that want to hurt your cornea.”

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Luke: “Somebody has to tell me… when the show actually starts. So that I will be more prepared and I won’t have… some food in my mouth and… bubble water washing it down and a whole situation.”

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Luke: “When I go low, then later I’ll go high… with two different passwords. That doesn’t make sense as a joke, but that’s fine.”

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Luke: “Yo, we’re getting killed by these Snuggies”

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Luke: “You can’t just put a bird on it”

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Luke and Andrew: “Are you kidding me!? (No) Ha!!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I did not do the geography of the keyboard (Right) when I made this new one”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, boy! Yeah.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Paint your bald spot? Paint? I don’t paint my bald spot.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Save me… my dude. How are you doing, man.”

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Andrew: “1:00:28”

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Andrew: Doing some mouth saxamaphoning along with the Night Court theme

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Andrew: “I don’t know… squat about coffee; so, I’m not gonna try to even pretend to get into some sort of coffee talk with ya.”

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Andrew: “I was running to catch the G-D bus on Sunday night”

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Andrew: “It makes me feel so weird!”

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Andrew: “It would be extremely easy on us, if she were a cat who would come when called!!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: “Let’s not get mushy, guys. I’m getting emotional.”

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Andrew: “Oh, oh my gosh!”

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Andrew: “Really?!”

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Andrew: “Spatula City!”

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Andrew: “Ugh, I’m an idiot”

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Andrew: “You, you bend over low and you grab the hooks”

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Andrew and Luke: “Wa-wa-wa-wa? Lotta ‘Wa’ today.”

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Luke: “And, I’ll be gall-darned”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: “Cuz, I’m usually passive-aggressive, hold the passive”

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Luke: “Kids these days!”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Once again, I was left regretting my decision”

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Luke: “Oooookay. Saved it!”

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Luke: “Speaking!”

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Luke: “Strap in, Walsh. Strap in, Goose.”

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Luke: “We’ll take it!”

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Luke: “Well, that thing went Broken Arrow on me. It went rogue.”

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Luke: “What was that?”

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Luke: “Yes”

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Luke and Andrew: “Andrew, I’m already regretting my nominee for Top Story; because, it’s not… it’s not a good story. Sounds more like granny time, based on your intro.”

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Luke and Andrew: Chicken and Eggs: Gross or Not

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Luke and Andrew: “I guess I’m just a, a Starbucks man, (But, but…) just like my father and his father before him. And, there’s nothing wrong with that!”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s… immaterial! (You heard that too!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “May the VPN rise to meet you; and, may ICC always be at your back. Let not get mushy, guys. I’m getting emotional.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, by the way, can I do some laundry here? I’ll do your goddamn laundry.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, geez. We dreamcatching? Oh, oh my gosh!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Sorry, I call it ‘The Ham’. I dunno where that came from. The Bay City. Now I’m hungry.”

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Steve Neuman: “Barton Fink! Barton Fink!”

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Steve Neuman: “Hello, my sweet adult sons. How are you guys doing?”

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The show started off with a voicemail recording of Steve “The Stu-bot” Neuman singing a version of Rachel Platten’s “Fight Song” that has been tweaked to reflect Andrew’s parking story that was told on #2287.

Steve Neuman: Singing “Three, two… This is my fight song, my Andrew fight song. The fight didn’t last long…the story, which was very long”

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While discussing the “This is the ‘Drew Year” mashup that Luke created and played on #2287, Luke also sang “So, this is the new year”. Even though it was not in the clear, I created a “This is the Luke Year” mashup.

Death Cab for Cutie and Luke: “This is the Luke Year” Mashup

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Andrew: “And, I don’t mean that as an asshole; although, I came off as one.”

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Andrew: “And, this is awful!”

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Andrew: “Can… you believe that ending?!?”

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Andrew: “Classic Mrs. Renfro’s Salsa”

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Andrew: “How are you being raised, son?”

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Andrew: “I don’t watch television”

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Andrew: “I know that we’re in some really gross, illegal activity here”

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Andrew: “I was thinking about the show, after the show. Something I try very hard not to do”

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Andrew: “I’m a self-righteous, tight-assed podcaster”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing #3

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Andrew: Laughing #4

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Andrew: Laughing #5

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “I haven’t heard that in forever. I totally forgot that existed!”

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Andrew: “Oh, damn! Oh, damn! Yes!”

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Andrew: “Remember that time I wasn’t emotionally vulnerable? Nah, me neither.”

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Andrew: “Sue me? Sue me for wha’?”

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Andrew: “That story just went… It started at the bottom, it crawled along the bottom, and then it stayed at the bottom.”

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Andrew: “These will be our, this is our ‘Drew Year level donors of the day”

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Andrew: “This is my sick, twisted brain”

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Andrew: “What a bad idea, Luke!”

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Andrew: “You know, I don’t trust YouTube anymore. Can I just say that?”

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Andrew: “You’re right, I’m a sensitive flower”

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Andrew: “You’ve got to patent the Walsh Pink Ink defense strategy: If the ink is pink, I’m not trying to make a stink”

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Andrew and Luke: Both saying “Hüsker Dü!” in an overly exaggerated manner

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Andrew and Luke: “Did you tell them that, like they were, like they were a parking enforcement person? I was trying to remember which ill-advised conversation of mine you were referring to”

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Andrew and Luke: “Taking away the solemnity… Nope. Nope! That’s not the word, sol–Yeah! Solemnity? Yeah! Sure? Yeah, sure! The solemn nature. The solemn nature.”

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Andrew and Luke: “You’re gonna be in Hank’s World. Yeah, I’m already… A world I know nothing about.”

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Luke: “Andrew’s not gonna like this”

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Luke: “Apparently”

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Luke: “Being big doesn’t mean shit when the other guy has a gun”

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Luke: “But, this is motherfucking David S. Pumpkins”

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Luke: “Constable Walsh or Sheriff Andy come to mind. Maybe it can be called Wallingfordistan, or Walsh World, or something.”

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Luke: Funny “Okay”

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Luke: “Guten Tag, my dog.”

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Luke: “His hands were all bloody, from punches on the concrete. Goddamn, homie! My mind is playing tricks on me.”

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Luke: “I already have a bit of a Charlie Brown face”

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Luke: “I learned something about you yesterday, Walshski”

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Luke: “Is this what you dreamed your life would be? That you would follow people around in a little clown car, and tell them they stopped their car on a wrong piece of cement? I said, you are a remora on society. You do not create anything.”

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Luke: “Previously known as the ‘Miami Meat Tent’, but… it’s a whole new Andrew after yesterday’s show”

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Luke: Saying “Hüsker Dü!” in an exaggerated manner

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Luke: Singing “So, this is the new year”

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Luke: “Thank God, no one can see me right now”

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Luke: “That green room is gonna be a royal shit show”

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Luke: “That’s another Listener Limerick Challenge. I want… Now, I’m just naming segments after Wait Wait”

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Luke: “The Burbs!”

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Luke: “This is a genius spoof!”

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Luke: “This is like money I can just write numbers on this paper, and then I get things for it? This is cool!”

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Luke: “Wha-whaaaa!?”

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Luke: “Wilson!!!”

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Luke: “You know what? Andrew, you have completely, you’ve turned me around on this.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Guten Tag, my dog. Oh, damn! Oh, damn! yes!”

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Luke and Andrew: Laughing

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Luke and Andrew: Laughing and Chuckling

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Luke and Andrew: Luke dabbed his way out of the office to bother Carey

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Luke and Andrew: “Okay. You got me.”

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Luke and Andrew: “This lady is asking for someone to wipe their booty on her pizza, (Right) and I would side with the booty wiper. You… why do you always side with the booty wiper?”

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