Tag: Stu-bot

Andrew: “Can’t believe I got kicked out of the children’s section”

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Andrew: “Do they say right before it… ‘And, now, it’s time for a breakdown’? And, then, they say, ‘Never gonna get it, never gonna get it’?”

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Andrew: “I like to try to throw some Ss, Ts, Ns and Ms in there”

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Andrew: “I’m pretty much a big schlubby-bubby” (From Stitch Fix ad)

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Andrew: “I… was jonesing for another Wordle”

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Andrew: Making the iconic Law & Order sound

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Andrew: “My something smells a wee bit… hope-kin”

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Andrew: “Sorry. How did that come out? Sometimes I have tone issues”

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Andrew: “That’s right enough for me!”

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Andrew: “What is going on in Minecraft these days?”

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Andrew: “What is going on, you traitor?”

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Andrew: “What… are you talking about?”

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Andrew: “What… are you talking about; and, how can I play it?”

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Andrew: “Yay!”

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Andrew and Luke: “And, I don’t feel right! I don’t feel… (Mmm-hmm) Like, I need something to straighten my shit out right now”

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Listener Paul, Andrew and Luke: “The Hedons brings out all the she-dogs. Yes. (Sure did!) Exactly. They bit all the Dolors”

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Luke: “And, I’m not proud of this: I did shoot the sheriff; but, I… I stopped short of injuring his assistant”

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Luke: “And, that’s right enough for us”

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Luke: “Burp!”

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Luke: “Go Husky, woo!”

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Luke: “I don’t like your attitude, boy!”

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Luke: “I left the gems… for someone else to cut, or uncut them, or however I complete that sentence”

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Luke: “My shite… smells a wee bit honkin'”

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Luke: “Too keep my energy high… I’ve just been… slamming coffee all morning”

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Luke: “Tuesday… which… feels like a week ago, but was actually also today”

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Luke: “What is a library anymore?”

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Luke and Andrew: “I don’t wanna rain on your parade… Well, then, don’t! But… End it there. Move on. Compliment my hair. I don’t know”

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Steve Neuman: “Not to be Captain Bring-Down”

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Steve Neuman: “Oh my God… Thank you for that nostalgia hit”

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Andrew: “Aw, I just did a Kevin and Bean on him!”

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Andrew: “Can’t… COVID!” (Edited)

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Andrew: Growling

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Andrew: “Ha-ha-ha”

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Andrew: “HeadOn! Apply directly to the forehead. HeadOn! Apply directly to the forehead”

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Andrew: “I feel bad for them if they have to expose themselves”

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Andrew: “I have goldfish brain”

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Andrew: “I think that was me just fumbling around”

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Andrew: “I think, for me, the rage might still be there; and, it just comes out in different ways. No”

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Andrew: “I thought I was… gonna be so clean there!”

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Andrew: “I’m not playing dumb here. I’m just really dumb”

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Andrew: “It was a double entendre about sexuality the whole time; and, I was just too innocent to pick up on it”

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Andrew: “It’s so interesting. Stop being so interesting!”

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Andrew: “The thing is… I’m a big wuss-head”

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Andrew: “They don’t care about you!”

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Andrew: “They were wrong!”

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Andrew: “This just all started from a terrible place”

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Andrew: “Tonya? You’re not reading the room!”

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Andrew: “What’s in the ghost? What’s in the ghost!?”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew growling and Luke saying “Rage building!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Can’t… (Yeah) COVID!”

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Luke: “Couch!”

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Luke: “I stand by everything I’m saying here”

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Luke: “I told you this was gonna be… pretty sexy”

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Luke: “I’m a noodge”

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Luke: “I’m talking about N95s, baby!”

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Luke: Saying “Sorry” in a funny manner

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Luke: Saying “Whoo!” while the Strong Bad e-mail drop was playing

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Luke: “Well, no. Plan Z is just pooping your pants”

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Luke: “WFH… Work from home!”

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Luke: “Wow! I mean… All I can say is, ‘Wow!'”

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Luke and Andrew: “And… Andrew… my brain exploded (Yeah) with fury”

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Luke and Andrew: “You’re saying this isn’t the… first… long… rigid thing… that’s (Mmm…) been erected? Okay”

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Steve Neuman: “Ah. You sweet, sad child, Andrew”

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Steve Neuman: “Pale blue lump”

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Steve Neuman: “Ya picked up what I was throwing down, Luke. Thank you”

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Andrew: “And, I keep feeling that snag… over and over; and, it’s driving me crazy”

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Andrew: “Aw, shit!”

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Andrew: “But, now, it’s all just, ‘Mask, mask, mask, mask, mask'”

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Andrew: “Can I pet that dog?”

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Andrew: Drawn out “Slabjacking!”

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Andrew: “Energy up, energy up! Hello, Luke!”

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Andrew: “God!! God!”

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Andrew: “Hello, Luke!”

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Andrew: “How not that!”

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Andrew: “I don’t like that. That sounds like something dirty on TikTok”

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Andrew: “I know! I can’t stop thinking about it! It’s driving me crazy”

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Andrew: “I’d love to be told I’m wrong on this”

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Andrew: “I’ve had some bad… freak out takes… that I regret”

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Andrew: “Mask, mask, mask, mask, mask”

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Andrew: “Oh my God! I can see the germ clouds”

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Andrew: “Oh, that’s such a hacky joke”

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Andrew: “Screw you, Andrew; I’m not replying to this”

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Andrew: “Shitty, Thanks for Asking”

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Andrew: “That… is… ridiculous”

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Andrew: “This is bullshit! The Mariners should be doing this for free for their fans!”

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Andrew: “This is, basically, just being in line, in a fart-locker of a car, right?”

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Andrew: “Ugh. I… Don’t get into this, Walsh!”

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Andrew: “You and I can just, kind of, casually, like… finish each other’s sandwiches, I mean, sentences. And… Oh, that’s such a hacky joke”

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Andrew and Luke: “I don’t remember this part specifically; but, my dad has… mentioned it to me many times that (I remember it dynamically)”

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Luke: “I also went down a real Yakov Smirnoff… hole? Ugh!”

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Luke: “It’s, it’s, it’s separating from the rest of my body and from itself, really”

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Luke: “Like, that’s how… ouch-y it was”

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Luke: “My brain’s on a lot of anti-depressants”

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Luke: “My emotional state is a spectacular failure?”

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Luke: Nasally “Y’all come back now, hear?”

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Luke: Saying “She would, her voice would, like, change” in a gruff manner

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Luke: Saying “Weird!” in a funny manner #2

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Luke: Saying “Weird!” in a funny manner

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Luke: Singing “Hey, ya! Hey, ya!”

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Luke: “When I was a young warthog”

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Luke: “Y’all come back now, hear?”

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Luke: “Yes, I’m wearing shorts! We exist!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Well, you know, it’s 10 AM somewhere, Andrew… Yeah, unfortunately here and in my liver”

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Steve Neuman: “Butt-loose (?)“

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Steve Neuman: Saying “In Soviet Russia, coronavirus gets you!” as Yakov Smirnoff

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Steve Neuman: “Yeah. Oh, yeah, buddy”

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Andrew: “And, I love it; and, I’m so damn cute in it!”

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Andrew: “I have weeping wounds”

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Andrew: “I love it when you call me ‘maestro'”

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Andrew: “I party hardy a lot; and, I say ‘I wanna party hardy’ a lot”

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Andrew: “I think you need to hit that ‘T’ hard though”

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Andrew: “I’m so bad about… the money side of things”

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Andrew: “I’m sorry I’m being a wiener”

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Andrew: “It’s a very sexy song though”

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Andrew: “One man dive bar… crawls”

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Andrew: Saying “It’s like a switch… It’s like a switch” as Sylvester Stallone

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Andrew: “So, I know it’s a very sensuous song; more sensuous than I… usually… play probably”

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Andrew: “The other day, I was a little bit jangled up”

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Andrew: “This new cartoon of me delights me so much”

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Andrew: “Well, I’m gonna say: you’re acting like a corn dog at a hot dog party”

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Andrew: “Wunder Wieners”

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Andrew: “Yeah, I mean, I don’t hit the ‘T’ like that”

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Andrew and Luke: “I don’t know (Ooh!) if people are feeling, like, sexy times right now”

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Luke: “Hey, what’s up guys? You seem like you’re having fun; but, are you ready to party hearty?”

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Luke: Singing “Even though we ain’t got money”

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Luke: Singing “I’m alright… Ain’t don’t nobody worry about me”

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Luke: Singing “I’m alright”

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Luke: “The… Dalai Lama… the, you know, the… the robes, the grace, striking”

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Luke: “What’s up, my dudes?”

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Luke: “Wunder Wiener”

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Luke and Andrew: “You and I, apparently, are gonna have a very sexy weekend. Not together! Mmm-hmm”

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Steve Neuman: Leaving a voicemail message with a list of the ten best Darrens in popular culture

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Andrew: “Anyway… Interesting story, Walsh”

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Andrew: “He… he was a mood”

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Andrew: “Hey, Luke, where are you right now? Be with me”

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Andrew: “Honestly, the commercial… may–might be great, and I’m just dumb”

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Andrew: “I believe I’m above this”

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Andrew: “I can see it in your eyes, Stu. But, just lemme, lemme believe what I’m gonna believe”

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Andrew: “I need my playlist back”

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Andrew: “I’m just a lazy bones”

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Andrew: “Lemme believe what I’m gonna believe”

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Andrew: “Probably ain’t gonna happen, kiddos”

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Andrew: Saying “Even cooler!” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: Singing “Happy rip-dip-da-lip-dip-dip-dip, it’s your Blursday!”

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Andrew: “This is where I’m just dumb”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m gonna take this show to this place; and, I don’t know why (Let’s do it)”

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Andrew and Luke: “It’s all about timing on the button. I saw that… That’s a, that’s a good spoof. Bye, Piper… You bring your kid to the sausage factory, Stu-bot… She’s gonna learn about Tik Tok”

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Andrew and Luke: “Learn the lingo, my guy (Yep)”

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Luke: “He needs some Andy time”

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Luke: “I don’t have an answer for this, by the way. I’m just… injecting this thought into the minds of the listeners”

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Luke: “I’ll be living la vida loca back there anyway”

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Luke: “Is that on Tok Tik?”

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Luke: “Piper, earmuffs”

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Luke: Playing the fart sound along with the “Rip-dip-da-lip-dip-dip-dip, it’s your birthday” song

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Luke: Playing the fart sound along with the “Rip-dip-da-lip-dip-dip-dip, it’s your birthday” song #2

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Luke: Saying “Who are the engineers in charge of this broadcast?” in a funny manner

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Luke: Singing “Rip-dip-da-lip-dip-dip-dip, it’s an e-mail”

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Luke: “What a piece of shit… music this is”

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Luke: “Yarrr!”

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Luke: “Yes. I’m a very… I’m, I’m very much about futzing with my flights”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m trying to not say ‘bunghole’ so much on this show… (Thank you)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Scourge? Scour–scourge-scourge! Squeak-squeak!”

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Steve Neuman: Singing “Let the eagle soar”

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Steve Neuman and Luke: “I’m so sorry it’s so damn cold. Oh my goodness”

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Steve Neuman, Luke and Andrew: “It’s by, it’s by the sad Arby’s… Yeah… Wait, there’s a not sad Arby’s?”

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