Clips From TBTL #2566: Luke Burbank and Steve Neuman Edition

Luke: “After sixteen hours, everything sounds a little like a double entendre”

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Luke: “And, sold!”

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Luke: “Are you, are you feeding on my energy crystals and depleting them?”

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Luke: “Big, fat, juice beans”

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Luke: “But, wait… but, wait… there’s more”

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Luke: “Call me dinosaur”

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Luke: “Either the joke’s getting funnier, or I’m getting more delirious; cuz, I… that, that… that really tickled, that really tickled me”

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Luke: “I hoist myself by my own petard, all the time!”

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Luke: “I’m here… Fireball’s here”

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Luke: “I’ve got a bunion!”

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Luke: “It’s simple math. Study it out”

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Luke: “Keep those guys off the socials. They’re killing their careers”

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Luke: “M-My brain is bad”

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Luke: “Not anymore!!!”

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Luke: “Oh, no. It’s me talking… Has there been enough of me on this show?”

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Luke: “Oh! And, by the way… lurking… in the back of the van… the Silent Assassin… Intern from the Basement”

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Luke: “Oof!”

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Luke: “Rich!?”

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Luke: “Sick! Sick, these audio drops”

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Luke: “Standby”

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Luke: “Taco Bell Illuminati Tacos”

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Luke: “That’s a scorched take”

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Luke: “We get all the different people out there… who donate all the different ways”

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Luke: “We got seagulls at twelve o’clock! Seagulls at twelve o’clock, everybody!”

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Luke: “We’re hearing something we ain’t never heard before”

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Luke and Andrew: “By the way, your… partner’s… dogological clock was getting quite stimulated this morning at the Green Lake location. Well, I mean, we need to choose our words carefully, I think, when we talk about this stuff”

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Luke and Andrew: “I don’t know why we’d ever stop. I mean, it’s really… (Yeah) And, I mean this broadcast… it’s never gonna stop! I figured out how to pee in the back of the bus! Sorry, Jim! We’re never leaving this”

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Luke and Andrew: “Ooh, this is a treat. Normally, the resets on TBTL make no sense; because, (I know) people… start at the beginning of the file”

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Luke and Andrew: “Sorry to take it to a dark place. It’s hard not to”

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Luke and Andrew: “Think about the children. Yes. I mean, think about Piper… She dances to process her feelings… (That’s right) about her dad at the craft brew pub. She dances because he drinks!”

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Luke and Andrew: “You asked this person if, if he was up for on being on the show, and… his response was… ‘I’m hammered, so… absolutely’. I’m hoping he was joking… He’s a family man… He’s a Christian… He doesn’t believe in abortion. He doesn’t believe in homosexuality… We don’t need drops anymore… (No, we don’t. I keep saying this)”

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Luke and Genevieve Haas: “Moon landing… real or fake? Real”

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Luke and Steve Neuman: “Does this sound like a musical (Hello!) Stu-bot? Hello? Stu… can you hear us?”

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Luke, Andrew and Genevieve Haas: “9/11… inside job… Or, outside job. Outside job. Oh, it’s an outside job”

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Luke, Andrew and Genevieve Haas: Showering in the Jazz Age

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Luke, Steve Neuman and Andrew: “Hello. Is this… (Hello?) is this Stu? It is! Is this Andrew Walsh? Well, that was Luke Burbank. I’m Andrew Walsh. Hey, buddy!”

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Luke, Steve Neuman and Andrew: “Two… count ’em, two… (Really?) seagulls… spotted! That’s right”

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Steve Neuman: “Between you and…. DFTB… there was a lot of ‘Jesus Christs’ and ‘Bullshits’; and, I was like… I was offended… I’m not gonna lie to you. That was not cool, dude… You… that’s… these are public radio Internet waves; and, that’s not cool”

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Steve Neuman: “God! I’m so drunk, guys. I’m so sorry… if I’m not making any sense right now”

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Steve Neuman: “I want you guys to hold me”

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Clips From TBTL #2534: Luke Burbank and Stu-bot Edition

Luke: “And, because I’m a young, and because I skateboard, as… as detailed in various airline magazines”

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Luke: “Bacon… is good for”

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Luke: “Because, Andrew… viciously overruled me on yesterday’s edition of the show”

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Luke: “But, we just need one of those ding-dang, old-fashioned three-sixties, man… Three-sixty slammers”

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Luke: “Dearest God, go eat a goddamn bagel”

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Luke: “Ding-dang”

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Luke: “Here’s what I would say, stay off the hard stuff… because, it’s a long season… It’s a hundred six… A hundred sixty-two games”

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Luke: “I am… pursuing my ‘never do anything out of hunger, even eat’… diet”

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Luke: “I come from shady people”

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Luke: “I love how you’re, ‘Okay, and’ on this show. I really appreciate it”

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Luke: “I love you, honey bunny”

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Luke: “I… wish that was totally a joke”

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Luke: “If you turn into a Drew, I’m going back to Xander”

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Luke: “If you want sneakin’ in, come talk to the Burbanks… if you want followin’ the rules, go talk to the Boldens”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Piper Stu-bot”

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Luke: Saying “Does this sound like a musical Stu-bot?” in a sing-songy manner

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Luke: Sighing

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Luke: Singing “Stick in this ductwork with you”

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Luke: “Yeah, whatever, DTFB”

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Luke and Andrew: “Dear God, go Browns… Oh, God. Dear God, go Seahawks”

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Luke and Andrew: “Leave some crap holes… for the rest of us… That’s all (Yeah)”

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Luke and Andrew: Making a twountain out of a twole hill

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Luke and Andrew: “Pulp… Dogs? Pulp Dogs Millionaire?”

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Steve Neuman: “Are you ready, Rudy?”

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Steve Neuman: “Hey dummies, it’s Stu”

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Clips From TBTL #2478

Andrew: “A high… a high Luke… raises all Andrews”

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Andrew: “Amit… You’re Bakshi where you belong, listening to this episode of TBTL! This one’s for you.”

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Andrew: Chuckling

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Andrew: “Come on, man!”

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Andrew: “Damn, I–why did I step on you!!?”

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Andrew: “Don’t call it Velcro shoes. Well, my ass! Like… we’re gonna call them Velcro shoes… right?”

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Andrew: “Gosh darn it!!”

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Andrew: “Hey, by the way… you can put that zinc on your nose… anytime after Labor Day, as far as I’m concerned”

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Andrew: “I didn’t know why; but, now I do”

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Andrew: “I have a special purpose!”

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Andrew: “I w-wanted to kind of go into this blind”

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Andrew: “I’m into this!”

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Andrew: “I’m not trying to drag you down with me here, Luke”

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Andrew: “I’m the ombudshodor of TBTL”

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Andrew: “Is it okay to do that to your friends, family and loved ones?”

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Andrew: “Is that when you’re like, you’re internal thoughts are being… are, are, are coming out your mouth?”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: “Oh no, you didn’t!”

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Andrew: Saying “Kyle Seager, they call him the Golden Glove” in a sports radio promo voice

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Andrew: Saying “The Mariners… You’re gonna want to sit down for this” in a sports radio promo voice

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Andrew: Saying “‘True to the Blue!’ Like, ‘Nobody does it like the Mariners!'” in a sports radio promo voice

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Andrew: Singing “We’re so sorry… Uncle Albert”

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Andrew: “There, you just nailed an irony right there”

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Andrew: “You know what, Kyle? Don’t… Boroughs any trouble. Just kick back and listen to this episode of TBTL; because, this one’s yours.”

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Andrew: “You’re… Autio-matically gonna love this episode of TBTL, Ann-Marie. Thanks for donating!”

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Andrew and Luke: “The Bell and The Hand, or The Crock and The Kettle. Anyway… The Finger and The Bowl”

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Luke: Doing ten push-ups live on the show

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Luke: “For rizzle”

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Luke: “I believe that’s where the one finger comes in”

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Luke: “I don’t know why I’m telling you this, or why I’m bringing this up. It’s, it’s apropos of almost nothing”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Laughing #2

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Luke: “Listen, if you got it, flaunt it… is what I always say”

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Luke: Making some Strong Bad sounds and saying “E-mails”

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Luke: “Oh, man”

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Luke: Saying “He was a little dog named Snuggles. Omaha. Omaha. Blue Thirty-Two” as Casey Kasem

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Luke: Saying “Here I go once again with the e-mails” as Strong Bad

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Luke: Saying “I’m your dreams” in a sing-songy manner

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Luke: Saying “The Mariners… We can’t give you this news over the phone” in a sports radio promo voice

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Luke: Saying “We’re da bomb!” in a sing-songy manner

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Luke: Singing “Oh, what shall we do with the funny little things”

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Luke: Singing “Put that spotlight on Walsh”

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Luke: Singing “The greatest adventure is what lies ahead”

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Luke: “This is very, very sad, Andrew”

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Luke: “What!!?”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke saying “Oh, man… what a show. Alright… do you have any other…” and Andrew having a good laugh

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Steve Neuman: Voicemail Message Part 1

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Steve Neuman: Voicemail Message Part 2

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Steve Neuman: Voicemail Message Part 3

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Steve Neuman: Voicemail Message Part 4

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Clips From TBTL #2461

Andrew: “I’ll try to make this short. I know this is, like, your classic Walsh story. ‘How are you doing Walsh? Well, it all started in 1976′”

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Andrew: “It was like nine o’clock at night. I’d had like three of these IPAs and I way loopy!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Oh, shoot. What do you call the pokey things on a cactus?”

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Andrew: “Salam!”

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Andrew: Saying “This is just my voice” with an echo/reverb effect

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Andrew: Singing “Doop, doop, doop, doop”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “That sounds like that’d be a pain for me. I feel like I’d have like… droopy, drooly bread… falling out of my mouth, falling into my onion salad.”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew saying “Hello, Luke. What do you mean?” with an echo/reverb effect and Luke saying “Oh my God… dang it!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Don’t even get me started on that. (Don’t even get me started!) Don’t even get me started!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Fricking Frizzell found some photo… of some bearded guy who looks like he’s holding his head; and, everybody thinks it’s me, and it’s not. (Ohh. Ohh. Oh. Okay)”

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Andrew and Luke: “That could not be a more Burbankian… Read (Take) on the situation? Read on this situation”

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Luke: “And, they don’t often have enough ads in the queue. So, you will just see the same one ad… every flipping commercial break… for hours and hours at a time”

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Luke: “Do you feel comfortable becoming a part of ‘Hawk Squad’?”

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Luke: “Everybody stop listening if you don’t care about NFL talk right now. Thank you. Talk to you tomorrow.”

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Luke: “God… bless it”

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Luke: “He’s… Andrew ‘Fireball’ Wash, [sic] and he joins us now from the Wallingford neighborhood of Seattle, Washington. Hello, my friend.”

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Luke: “Honey? Where are my onion cutting goggles? (That’s my woife!) Peace!”

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Luke: “I don’t see ash out here in Bellingham; but, it is… foggy as a mofo, or smoky”

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Luke: “I had to reset the sign, everybody. I had to reset the sign we have in the kitchen that says, ‘Welcome to Burbank Springs. It’s been… fill in the blank… number of days since a murdering.’ A murdering by the cat, that is.”

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Luke: “If I am feeling sad, and I need to stuff that hole with some kind of purchase”

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Luke: “Interpreting it through Burbank-colored glasses”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Laughing and saying “That is… You’re just listening, by the way, to two people… losing their minds”

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Luke: “No way!”

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Luke: “Oh, what? You think I suck? You don’t wanna be around me?”

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Luke: “Scalable means… you tell your friends about the show; but, then… when they listen to it, they don’t understand… why you like the show, right? That’s, that’s I think what scalable means.”

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Luke: Singing “An onion is a ball full of lachrymatory factor… also known as LF, it irritates our eyes”

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Luke: Singing “Doctor! Doctor!”

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Luke: Singing “The onion is a ball of”

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Luke: “The dingus”

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Luke: “There’s, there’s a mountain that… effing exploded”

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Luke: “We didn’t fully have a murdering; but, we, we had an event that needs to be noted… on the special sign”

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Luke: “Yo. Get Waze… brother”

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Luke: “Yo. Slow your roll, human-kind.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Are we his large, adult dinguses? I know I am. I can’t speak for you. I’ve already gotten to personal with you today.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, good. It has harpsichord in it. Oh, that’s one of those sentences that’s never been said.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Onions. Onions. Onions. (Onions) Onions. (Onions)”

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Luke and Andrew: “We were just looking at the sun without sunglass on. [sic] We were Trumping it! That means so many things!”

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Steve Neuman: Voicemail Message

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Clips From TBTL #2447

Clips from the “A Song of Ice and Spoilers” segment will be posted at a later time.

 

Andrew: “And, I’m not trying to shut you up”

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Andrew: “Are you disrespecting my potluck investigation?”

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Andrew: “Damn it!”

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Andrew: “Elaine! Eclipse! Eclipse!”

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Andrew: “Feel like that was offensive to somebody”

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Andrew: “Go for it. Do it. Do it.”

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Andrew: “God bless you”

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Andrew: “Goddann it!”

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Andrew: “He’s wearing a welding mask on a boat. It doesn’t mean that he thinks he’s better than everybody else.”

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Andrew: “Here’s what’s really gonna break your heart”

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Andrew: “I’m so jealous again. I was not gonna be jealous this year. Cuz, I got to go last… I got to go last year. I crashed it last year”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “That just makes me feel so gross”

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Andrew: “Stop saying that Genevieve’s a deadbeat!”

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Andrew: “That sounds like a goodie bag of PRPD stuff, ready for an unbagging… on TBTL next week when I see you!”

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Andrew and Luke: “And, I think it’s gonna be a really fun TBTL. So that will be Monday’s episode of TBTL. Luke and me… in a boat again (Mmm-hmm)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Daddy blind. Umm… We don’t… Possible show title (Nope!)”

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Luke: “And, what I found out today, Andrew, is that… nothing got fucking done!”

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Luke: “Behind your back, the dragons call you their step-monster”

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Luke: “But, I’ll never have to buy a thumb drive again!”

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Luke: Getting a shout out for getting a Bluetooth dongle for Space Car

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Luke: “God… darn it!”

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Luke: “He who hesitates… risks the possibility of blindness”

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Luke: “I remain confident that I will somehow Burbank this shit”

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Luke: “If I’m ever trying to big dog someone in public radio, what I would say is, like… ‘I’m on Wait Wait… Don’t Tell Me!'”

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Luke: Saying “Ooh, Kirkland brand jeans” in a haughty manner

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Luke: Singing “No one, no one!” and saying “Agh, goddamn it! Why does that happen? I don’t know, there’s probably a setting… I can’t figure it out”

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Luke: Singing some of the chords from Vampire Weekend’s “A-Punk”

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Luke: “That is not my Garfield”

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Luke: “Total Eclipse… of My Retina”

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Luke: “Up here, Michael. Up here.”

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Luke: Whistling and saying “Steve Nelson”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, I say to Steve, I go like, ‘Yo, why the fuck did they put that in a press release? That makes no…’ Did you say that? Yeah.”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew did not like it when Luke said, “Daddy go a little wild”

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Luke and Andrew: “He’s also… the Mother of Dragons. Welcome to the show, Andrew. I’m the Stepmother of Dragons, actually. (Oh, man!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Hopefully, you’re gonna be in my little boat out in the little bay of Bellingham. If, if the boat cooperates and that seems like a good place to watch, in terms of cloud patterns and stuff. Andrew, you know, when the world ends, I wanna be holding your hands. (Oh my God) So, I think it’s important that we watch this together.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oof… foot-long hot dogs. How gauche, give me a teeny weenie any day. Please… Sir, I’d like to look at one of your Tiffany rings.”

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Luke and Andrew: “So, I just go up and down the rows, just pulling every manner of weird… pr–radio promotional… gee-gaw… Until, a guy goes up to me and goes… ‘Hey, who are you with?’ I love it!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Uh, wrong! Uh… Are you not…!? What!? What the hell!? What are you? Are you listening!? That’s my bag! Ashley’s trying to get my bag!”

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Luke and Andrew: “You won’t feel it. And, daddy doesn’t like his Cheetos being… No… nobody does, Luke.”

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Steve Neuman: “Power…. out?”

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Steve Neuman: Voicemail Message

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Clips From TBTL #2433

Aaron Mason: “A Stu Woo?”

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Aaron Mason: “Andrew had a glitch in his software. Pulled the wrong filler phrase”

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Aaron Mason: “First of all, double spoofin’. If I could get that on my vanity plate”

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Aaron Mason: Singing “Traveled down the road and back again. Your heart is true, you’re a pal and a confidant”

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Aaron Mason and Andrew: “Is that John Williams? Definitely John Williams… It’s E.T., baby boy. It’s E.T., baby boy. Is that what you said? You called me, ‘baby boy’?”

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Andrew: “Been there, done that”

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Andrew: “Double spoofin'”

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Andrew: “Good! Riddance!”

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Andrew: “I ate a giant dish… of… teriyaki”

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Andrew: “I don’t know. Up is down. Left is right. I dunno what to make of this week”

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Andrew: “I’ll be goddamned if I’m gonna scoop another animal’s poop”

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Andrew: “It is going to be so much fun!”

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Andrew: “Naw”

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Andrew: “Nope. Nope.”

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Andrew: “Oh, yeah, I know that face! Ohh… that’s beautiful face”

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Andrew: “On this… Wednesday installment… Nope! Thursday installment… of TBTL”

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Andrew: Singing “That name again… is Mr. Plow”

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Andrew: “So, get in there… get messy… get votin'”

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Andrew: “Sorry, Yoda”

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Andrew: “Those words I just said… don’t sound super appealing to me”

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Andrew: “We’re doing serious journalism in here”

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Andrew: “What!? How!? How!? What!?!”

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Andrew: “You know what? Let me stop predicting what this is. Let’s listen to the damn tape, Walsh!”

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Andrew: “You’ll get there, buddy. You’ll get there!”

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Andrew and Aaron Mason: “All that she wants… is another maybe”

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Andrew and Aaron Mason: Andrew’s software had a glitch

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Andrew and Aaron Mason: Singing the theme to Gummi Bears

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Andrew and Aaron Mason: “The characters are boring and way too cute… and politically correct for my taste. There we are. There is it.”

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Andrew and Aaron Mason: “What… chore… do you hate… the most? What chore… do you hate the most? God, I wish I were a game show host! (I was just gonna say, you were great!) I love doing game shows!”

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Andrew and Aaron Mason: “Yeah! (Cool!) Hello, high school! Good to see you again.”

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Ron Upshaw: “Hey Andrew, good to see ya! It’s really great to be on the TBTL!”

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Ron Upshaw: “Hey, Tens!”

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Ron Upshaw: “Ooh, snap!”

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Ron Upshaw: Saying “You’re really weird!” in a sing-songy manner

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Steve Neuman: A Rap About Chris Hayes

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Steve Neuman: “Hey, Andrew. Hey, Mason.”

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Steve Neuman: Voicemail Message

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Steve Neuman: Wooing it up

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