Tag: Stu-bot

During the e-mail segment of the show, Andrew and Luke played a sharpshooting voicemail left by Steve “Stu-bot” Neuman regarding the proper pronunciation of the brand “Saucony”.

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There were also these two word gems from the Stu-bot as well.

Steve Neuman: “Andrew is very, very wrong”

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Steve Neuman: “Paint your bald spot!”

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Andrew: Andrew doesn’t want a third line

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Andrew: Evolution of TBTL

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Andrew: “Excuse my language: You fucking lied to me; and, it just, that really bothers me.”

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Andrew: “He-he-he-heeee!”

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Andrew: “I am as mad as hell; but, I’m clearly still taking it.”

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Andrew: “I don’t need a pickle, I’m just gonna ride on my motorsickle [ph]“

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Andrew: “I got swindled!!”

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Andrew: “I, I’m apoplectic about this”

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Andrew: “I… love your story, it’s a beautiful story”

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Andrew: “If you really want to see this picture, people, you can find it online. It is… amazing.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing #3

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Andrew: Mock-ranting and raving about password and T-Mobile talk

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Andrew: “Really!?”

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Andrew: “They never really explain the numbers. They just give you a bunch of numbers really quickly; and then, look at you like you’re kind of a dummy for not being able to figure out their, their new math on this.”

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Andrew: “This is the crankiest episode of TBTL ever”

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Andrew: “Unless I… had a five minute blackout in the middle of the day… which, I didn’t.”

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Andrew: “What was I even doing there!?!”

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Andrew: “You have a third line!”

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Andrew: “You know in Soviet Russia… Jesse gets you?”

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Andrew: “You might get comments, but you can’t respond; because, your… the snorkel’s in your mouth”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew got excited by the locations of the donors of the day and cut Luke off

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Andrew and Luke: Oh, Mandy

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Luke: “But now, we’re gonna get this guy on the line. Who, I can start blaming for some of the… mediocre broadcasting”

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Luke: “Give me a fucking brark with this company!”

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Luke: “Hey, it’s episode 2326 in a collector’s series”

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Luke: “I am your, somewhat, unprepared host”

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Luke: “I thought the LaCroix was done. It’s not!”

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Luke: “I’m putting topic on my bald spot. You paint your bald spot?”

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Luke: “Ipso facto… ergo to… wit”

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Luke: “Jesse Jones!!!”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Laughing #2

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Luke: Laughing #3

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Luke: “New York City!?”

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Luke: “Oh my God, are you shitting me?”

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Luke: Singing “You can get anything you want at Alice’s Restaurant”

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Luke: “Snowflakes, while beautiful, are basically little shards of ice that want to hurt your cornea.”

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Luke: “Somebody has to tell me… when the show actually starts. So that I will be more prepared and I won’t have… some food in my mouth and… bubble water washing it down and a whole situation.”

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Luke: “When I go low, then later I’ll go high… with two different passwords. That doesn’t make sense as a joke, but that’s fine.”

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Luke: “Yo, we’re getting killed by these Snuggies”

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Luke: “You can’t just put a bird on it”

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Luke and Andrew: “Are you kidding me!? (No) Ha!!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I did not do the geography of the keyboard (Right) when I made this new one”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, boy! Yeah.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Paint your bald spot? Paint? I don’t paint my bald spot.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Save me… my dude. How are you doing, man.”

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Andrew: “1:00:28”

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Andrew: Doing some mouth saxamaphoning along with the Night Court theme

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Andrew: “I don’t know… squat about coffee; so, I’m not gonna try to even pretend to get into some sort of coffee talk with ya.”

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Andrew: “I was running to catch the G-D bus on Sunday night”

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Andrew: “It makes me feel so weird!”

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Andrew: “It would be extremely easy on us, if she were a cat who would come when called!!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: “Let’s not get mushy, guys. I’m getting emotional.”

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Andrew: “Oh, oh my gosh!”

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Andrew: “Really?!”

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Andrew: “Spatula City!”

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Andrew: “Ugh, I’m an idiot”

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Andrew: “You, you bend over low and you grab the hooks”

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Andrew and Luke: “Wa-wa-wa-wa? Lotta ‘Wa’ today.”

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Luke: “And, I’ll be gall-darned”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: “Cuz, I’m usually passive-aggressive, hold the passive”

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Luke: “Kids these days!”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Once again, I was left regretting my decision”

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Luke: “Oooookay. Saved it!”

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Luke: “Speaking!”

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Luke: “Strap in, Walsh. Strap in, Goose.”

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Luke: “We’ll take it!”

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Luke: “Well, that thing went Broken Arrow on me. It went rogue.”

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Luke: “What was that?”

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Luke: “Yes”

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Luke and Andrew: “Andrew, I’m already regretting my nominee for Top Story; because, it’s not… it’s not a good story. Sounds more like granny time, based on your intro.”

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Luke and Andrew: Chicken and Eggs: Gross or Not

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Luke and Andrew: “I guess I’m just a, a Starbucks man, (But, but…) just like my father and his father before him. And, there’s nothing wrong with that!”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s… immaterial! (You heard that too!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “May the VPN rise to meet you; and, may ICC always be at your back. Let not get mushy, guys. I’m getting emotional.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, by the way, can I do some laundry here? I’ll do your goddamn laundry.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, geez. We dreamcatching? Oh, oh my gosh!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Sorry, I call it ‘The Ham’. I dunno where that came from. The Bay City. Now I’m hungry.”

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Steve Neuman: “Barton Fink! Barton Fink!”

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Steve Neuman: “Hello, my sweet adult sons. How are you guys doing?”

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The show started off with a voicemail recording of Steve “The Stu-bot” Neuman singing a version of Rachel Platten’s “Fight Song” that has been tweaked to reflect Andrew’s parking story that was told on #2287.

Steve Neuman: Singing “Three, two… This is my fight song, my Andrew fight song. The fight didn’t last long…the story, which was very long”

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While discussing the “This is the ‘Drew Year” mashup that Luke created and played on #2287, Luke also sang “So, this is the new year”. Even though it was not in the clear, I created a “This is the Luke Year” mashup.

Death Cab for Cutie and Luke: “This is the Luke Year” Mashup

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Andrew: “And, I don’t mean that as an asshole; although, I came off as one.”

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Andrew: “And, this is awful!”

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Andrew: “Can… you believe that ending?!?”

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Andrew: “Classic Mrs. Renfro’s Salsa”

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Andrew: “How are you being raised, son?”

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Andrew: “I don’t watch television”

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Andrew: “I know that we’re in some really gross, illegal activity here”

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Andrew: “I was thinking about the show, after the show. Something I try very hard not to do”

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Andrew: “I’m a self-righteous, tight-assed podcaster”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing #3

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Andrew: Laughing #4

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Andrew: Laughing #5

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “I haven’t heard that in forever. I totally forgot that existed!”

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Andrew: “Oh, damn! Oh, damn! Yes!”

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Andrew: “Remember that time I wasn’t emotionally vulnerable? Nah, me neither.”

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Andrew: “Sue me? Sue me for wha’?”

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Andrew: “That story just went… It started at the bottom, it crawled along the bottom, and then it stayed at the bottom.”

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Andrew: “These will be our, this is our ‘Drew Year level donors of the day”

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Andrew: “This is my sick, twisted brain”

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Andrew: “What a bad idea, Luke!”

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Andrew: “You know, I don’t trust YouTube anymore. Can I just say that?”

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Andrew: “You’re right, I’m a sensitive flower”

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Andrew: “You’ve got to patent the Walsh Pink Ink defense strategy: If the ink is pink, I’m not trying to make a stink”

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Andrew and Luke: Both saying “Hüsker Dü!” in an overly exaggerated manner

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Andrew and Luke: “Did you tell them that, like they were, like they were a parking enforcement person? I was trying to remember which ill-advised conversation of mine you were referring to”

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Andrew and Luke: “Taking away the solemnity… Nope. Nope! That’s not the word, sol–Yeah! Solemnity? Yeah! Sure? Yeah, sure! The solemn nature. The solemn nature.”

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Andrew and Luke: “You’re gonna be in Hank’s World. Yeah, I’m already… A world I know nothing about.”

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Luke: “Andrew’s not gonna like this”

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Luke: “Apparently”

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Luke: “Being big doesn’t mean shit when the other guy has a gun”

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Luke: “But, this is motherfucking David S. Pumpkins”

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Luke: “Constable Walsh or Sheriff Andy come to mind. Maybe it can be called Wallingfordistan, or Walsh World, or something.”

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Luke: Funny “Okay”

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Luke: “Guten Tag, my dog.”

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Luke: “His hands were all bloody, from punches on the concrete. Goddamn, homie! My mind is playing tricks on me.”

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Luke: “I already have a bit of a Charlie Brown face”

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Luke: “I learned something about you yesterday, Walshski”

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Luke: “Is this what you dreamed your life would be? That you would follow people around in a little clown car, and tell them they stopped their car on a wrong piece of cement? I said, you are a remora on society. You do not create anything.”

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Luke: “Previously known as the ‘Miami Meat Tent’, but… it’s a whole new Andrew after yesterday’s show”

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Luke: Saying “Hüsker Dü!” in an exaggerated manner

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Luke: Singing “So, this is the new year”

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Luke: “Thank God, no one can see me right now”

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Luke: “That green room is gonna be a royal shit show”

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Luke: “That’s another Listener Limerick Challenge. I want… Now, I’m just naming segments after Wait Wait”

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Luke: “The Burbs!”

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Luke: “This is a genius spoof!”

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Luke: “This is like money I can just write numbers on this paper, and then I get things for it? This is cool!”

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Luke: “Wha-whaaaa!?”

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Luke: “Wilson!!!”

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Luke: “You know what? Andrew, you have completely, you’ve turned me around on this.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Guten Tag, my dog. Oh, damn! Oh, damn! yes!”

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Luke and Andrew: Laughing

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Luke and Andrew: Laughing and Chuckling

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Luke and Andrew: Luke dabbed his way out of the office to bother Carey

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Luke and Andrew: “Okay. You got me.”

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Luke and Andrew: “This lady is asking for someone to wipe their booty on her pizza, (Right) and I would side with the booty wiper. You… why do you always side with the booty wiper?”

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Andrew: “Boy, am I waking up early”

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Andrew: “I don’t understand how umlauts work”

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Andrew: “I usually like to shower at least seventeen times a day”

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Andrew: “I’m not a Müterhead [sic]“

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Andrew: “I’m taking you down to Chinatown!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Making a short teletype sound

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Andrew: Making teletype sounds

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Andrew: “‘member the salad days of Müterhead?”

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Andrew: “Nailed it”

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Andrew: Singing “Albania!”

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Andrew: “Slow down, daddy-o”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: Snorting #2

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Andrew: “We got some [Teletype Machine Sounds] breaking news here”

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Andrew: “You know, Trump’s gonna ruin a lot of things. I don’t want Trump to ruin TBTL either.”

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Andrew: “You’re right, drinking in the morning is fun!”

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Andrew and Luke: “And I get to, you know, do this with you everyday and go ‘[teletype sounds]’ and see if I can (Yeah) make you laugh”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew laughing to Luke’s spoof about CNN and John King

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Andrew and Luke: “Are you cool keeping the umlauts? I mean, those are pretty metal. Yes, they are. Yes, they are.”

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Andrew and Luke: “It’s Friday, it’s payday, they pay me to do that. How great is that? Wait a second, is it really payday? No, I don’t think so. It’s not for another week.”

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Andrew and Luke: Making teletype sounds

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Andrew and Luke: Making teletype sounds and Andrew singing “Albania!”

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Andrew and Luke: “The official kombucha of the Seahawks. What the actual fuck! As my daughter likes to say. Welcome to the Pacific Northwest, my friend.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Well, guess what, my friend. Hmm.”

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Luke: Drawn out “Ohh”

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Luke: “I got a baller room this time at Swissôtel”

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Luke: “I honestly have no earthly idea”

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Luke: Making teletype sounds

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Luke: Making teletype sounds #2

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Luke: Making teletype sounds and saying “Luke is a bad person”

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Luke: “Nice!”

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Luke: “Oh, my God. The Seahawks have an official kombucha sponsor!? That is insane to me!”

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Luke: Saying “Thanks, mate.” in an Australian accent

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Luke: Singing “Müterhead, what’s the price for flight”

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Luke: “Teva-core”

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Luke: “This is gonna make people long for Müterhead talk”

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Luke: “You just made a date with the Undertaker, motherfuckers!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m calling the police! Right.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m clearly not totally over this yet (No)”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s obvious, Andrew, we need to make the sTens Page great again. You know what we need, Luke? #Masa We need some Chicago Hope, I think. Yes, we do!”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke laughing and Andrew making teletype sounds

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Luke and Andrew: “‘You know, those e-mails,’ that was the level of his understanding; but, what I felt like what I was seeing… That was a good Australian accent, by the way. Thanks, mate.”

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Luke and Andrew: “You’re drinking more Haterade (Right) then, then is, you know, part of a daily diet”

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Steve Neuman: “Gobble, gobble.”

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Steve Neuman: “Hey, turkeys! Gobble, gobble.”

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Steve Neuman: Voicemail Message

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Andrew: “#NotAllCuckoos”

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Andrew: “And, don’t forget, he called us dum dums”

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Andrew: “Hello, Burbonk.”

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Andrew: “I want to be respectful of your time; so, I’m gonna cut you off and just say, I’ve done all of those things already.”

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Andrew: “I’m in the club now!”

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Andrew: “I’m sick of begging. I’m sick of demeaning myself like this.”

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Andrew: “If I just end up independent producering this”

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Andrew: “Jesus! Gah!”

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Andrew: “Just like, Johnny Rotten it up. Like, I don’t even belong here, but I don’t care; because, I’m a rebel.”

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Andrew: “Legendary.”

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Andrew: “Let’s man-pack that.”

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Andrew: “Of course, he is. I could tell, I could tell!”

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Andrew: “Oh, yeah!”

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Andrew: “Oh! Oh.”

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Andrew: “Public radio swag to, uh, schwag. Schwag?”

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Andrew: “This party is gonna be different, because it’s all based on social media.”

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Andrew: “Walsh crashes pur-dip-pub-pub”

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Andrew: “What a can o’ corn is”

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Andrew: “What the shit!!?”

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Andrew: “Who are you?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Are you having a YouTube problem, or a YP, or a MP? Yeah. I… I don’t know if it’s a MyTube problem or YourTube problem from here.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Every now and then, I’m b–be at the… Every now and then I’m be at the movie theater. (Yeah) Apparently, I talk like that now.”

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Andrew and Luke: “It’s evolutional! It’s… Oh, my God!”

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Luke: “Explain it or mansplain it?”

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Luke: Giggling and saying “My name is Luke Burbank, I’m your host.”

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Luke: “I think we can charge anything we want to APM right now and pretty much get away with it.”

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Luke: “I’m here to zooble all these zits! What? Like…”

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Luke: “Like a cuckoo name and a, and a cuckoo picture, and they’re nice people and they’re not trolls.”

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Luke: “Manbang”

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Luke: “Mans [sic] banging each other in it”

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Luke: “My internet is being, uh, a wee bit weird.”

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Luke: “Nah, bruh.”

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Luke: “Ooh, let me just tell you all what I’m thinking right now.”

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Luke: “Or, even more funnerer”

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Luke: “Run a savage burn, on those Outback Nazi Pigs.”

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Luke: “That’s alright, though. We’re gonna have fun together. Just you, me, Walsh, and the Tens of listeners out there.”

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Luke: “This is classic, by the way”

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Luke: “Uh, mon-bang, mon, mon-bong?”

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Luke: “We’re in a period between, like, permanent supervision.”

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Luke: “What!?!”

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Luke: “Zoobilee zit!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Coming at you hot, Live Wire Radio. Oh! Oh.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I like New Andrew, I think this is gonna be awesome! This is gonna be a hell of a year.”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’ll feel like I’m man-sharing with you. (Oh. Oof.)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Men can mansplain to other men, right? I think so, yeah! I mean, certainly. I mean, I’m half a man and it happens to me… a lot.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Project X level (Yeah) blowouts. I don’t know what that means, but it sounds right.”

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Steve Neuman: “Hey, dum dums. It’s, uh, Stu, from Internet.”

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Steve Neuman: “I smell like a giant onion ring right now”

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