World’s Worst Answering Machine Messages From TBTL #2048

In honor of Luke likening Marsupial Gurgle to the “world’s worst answering machine message” on TBTL #2048, the term “clips” have been re-christened as “world’s worst answering machine message” for this post.

Luke and Andrew: Marsupial Gurgle is like the world’s worst answering machine message

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Andrew: “And you know my brain doesn’t work that great when it’s caffeinated. I mean, good Lord, when there’s no caffeine in there, it’s, it’s really bad. I can’t think of words, I can’t think of my own name!”

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Andrew: Funny Laugh

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Andrew: “God dang it!”

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Andrew: “I need another teabag!”

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Andrew: “I’m sorry, Luke! ‘That’s the saddest thing I’ve ever heard.’ Please clap!”

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Andrew: “President Obama, let him go! Set him free!”

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Andrew: Singing “That girl is hoisin!”

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Andrew: “Whad da ya, whad’ya, whad’ya think of Luke?”

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Andrew: “What is this show we’re doing?”

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Andrew: “You still got it Burbank!”

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Andrew and Luke: “He’s the archivist with the markivist. Indeed! Put that on your business cards, Pham! Archivist with the markivist.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Luke, we’re stuck in an infinite loop here! Oh, my God!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Oh, God! I know, talk about… That’s a news hug right there!”

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Chris Hayes: “Mission accomplished!”

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Chris Hayes and Luke: “His ex-wife is Jeri Ryan of, one of the nine million Star Trek franchises, um, sorry nerds. Seven of Nine, I believe, was her character name.”

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Luke: “Here’s the problem… I didn’t think they would catch me, Andrew!!!”

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Luke: “It was a moment of just pure, unalloyed, patheticness in a human being. And I know something about pure, unalloyed, patheticness!”

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Luke: “Oh, I wouldn’t dare. I think that could possibly rip the fabric of time wide open.”

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Luke: “Ohhhh! God, would you quit blowhardin’!”

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Luke: “Please, for the love of God, would somebody clap?”

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Luke: “Shut up, Luke. Doesn’t matter.”

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Luke: “The problem, I mean, the saddest day is when you are laid off from being in Huey Lewis and The News, and you officially become old news.”

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Luke: “Well, that’s craziness then!”

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Luke: “What!?!?”

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Luke: “You know what they say, ‘God doesn’t close a Gew├╝rztraminer without opening a Shmerlot.’ That’s a, original joke that I just wrote.”

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Luke: “You’re not gonna like this”

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Luke and Andrew: “Hey, I found something more boring than talking about cable management. Holy cow! I did it! I did it! I’m giving you more rope. Tell me more!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I know that guy! I like that voice.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I mean, if you want to know about Iowan’s optimism, they have no problem with a chain of gas stations called ‘Kum & Go’. Spelled ‘K-U-M’. What?!?”

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Luke and Andrew: It’s MarsupialGurgle.com, not .biz or .xxx

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Luke and Andrew: Nadir vs Nader

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Luke and Andrew: The name “Huey Lewis” is naw redic [ph] and “The News” is the illest

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Luke, Chris Hayes and Andrew: Andrew laughs while Luke and Chris talk about the Santorum electorate

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