Tag: Luke Burbank

Andrew: Andrew is interpreting what Luke is doing as a form of wooing Andrew

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Andrew: Funny Laugh

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Andrew: “How many carbs do my feelings have; because…”

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Andrew: “I don’t check my fucking e-mail! What do you think I am… some sort of employee!?”

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Andrew: “I don’t know… what’s wrong with people”

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Andrew: “Is this gonna be the last time?”

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “Eww”

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Andrew: “No, I think we all know what level of asshole Alec Baldwin is… which is, you know, a mostly contained asshole”

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Andrew: Saying “I’m gonna have f… I’m gonna have fun and relax on this vacation if it kills me!” in a gruff manner

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Andrew: “What are we doing out here on the streets, Mom? There’s a man-eater out there”

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Andrew: “Why’s everything bad have to happen to us!?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Because, there’s not a huge difference between being in that fart-locker on the ground and being in that (Yeah!) fart-locker in the sky, right?”

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Andrew and Luke: “I don’t know. It just feels like we’re gonna die! That’s all it feels like to me (Yeah)”

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Luke: “And, her eyelids were so heavy; and, I realized… she was smoking so much weed”

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Luke: “And, then, we outta here”

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Luke: “Come on, it’s candy”

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Luke: “Hey, Rudy! Get over here! You know what it’s time for”

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Luke: “It, it, it sickens me. Andrew, it sickens me”

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Luke: Loudly whispering “But, maybe it was”

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Luke: “Oh, man”

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Luke: Saying “Ah, this is Steve Inskeep doing an impression of Luke’s impression of a pilot” as an airplane pilot speaking over a PA

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Luke: Singing “Cause you’re evil, and you lie. And if you should die”

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Luke: “This is honestly going to be the best… one of my favorite parts of the whole show; so, let me just ruin it for people”

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Luke: “This is out of a movie!”

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Luke: “We have tape of the weird sound of Windsor. I’m gonna give you a little preview… (Marsupial Gurgle sound) Nobody knows what it is”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke mimicking only the bass line of a song and Andrew saying “It’s… it’s doo-wop; I like it”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke singing a bass line and Andrew jumps in with other sounds

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, this is how other people live. This is nice (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Take him to the blast furnace on Zug Island!! (Not Zug Island!) In the Detroit River!”

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Luke and Andrew: “We’re never gonna speak of this, okay? Okay”

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Andrew: “Creamy fusilli! It’s fusilli, Jerry!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “Sorry”

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Andrew: “No!”

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Andrew: “So, I’m obese… Get that, get that on the podcast today”

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Andrew: “That sounds right”

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Andrew: “This ad’s getting kicked back”

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Andrew: “We heard there were girls over here, Mr. Hennessy”

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Andrew: “Welcome back to me!”

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Andrew: “What the shit!!?”

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Andrew: “You’re back, baby!”

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Andrew: “You’re not gonna be eating good in the neighborhood; but, you’re gonna be eating great in your own home”

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Andrew: “You’re thrusting your hips, you’re plantin’ your fists on your side, you’re puttin’… Yeah, I like it”

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Andrew: “Your internal voice is interesting”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew wanted a Charlie Rose joke to be stricken from the record

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m just trying to, like, you know… I’m, I’m taking you… You’re trying to figure out how I’m wrong. I get it, Andrew. I get it”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m, I’m on the edge of my seat. That sounds great… Oh, good”

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Andrew and Luke: It’s 2018 and Andrew can’t escape the word “Collusion”

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Andrew and Luke: “It’s like watching a Black Lives Matter parade with a bunch of cops… Right… exactly. We just went there… I think you’re back, baby! (Hello, everyone!)”

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Andrew and Luke: “The bartender (Yeah) was woman and not a bartender. (Yeah) Great. Right”

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Luke: “Alright, here we go, everybody… Welcome back, to me!”

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Luke: “And, boy oh boy!”

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Luke: Cute Chuckle

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Luke: Cute Chuckle #2

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Luke: “Daddy’s back!!!”

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Luke: “Fixed… Fixed!!!”

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Luke: “I got something to ask you bozos!!”

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Luke: “I reffed the best damn game you can ref”

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Luke: Making funny horse riding sounds

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Luke: “No way!”

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Luke: “Nope… not gonna go there!”

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Luke: “Of course, you also somehow see… your celebrating of President’s Day… as an affirmation of the current President of the United States; who, of course, you’re a fan of his. Because, you’re the kind of dingus… who can’t even tolerate… a completely civil question, coming your way, about basketball officiating”

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Luke: “Oooh, man!”

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Luke: Saying “That’s-a spicy recipe pronunciation!” in a faux Italian accent

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Luke: Saying “This is a fascinating web article” as Hank Hill

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Luke: “She’s got some cute fur; and, it’s… just everywhere… per ushe”

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Luke: Soft “Yay!”

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Luke: “The reporter… in this made up story… was a woman!”

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Luke: “This, by the way, now, this is a part where I’m probably just being… a little… a little more Luke than I need to be… I don’t think that…”

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Luke: “We have such a strange… job”

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Luke: “Well, that’s a funny story about… how Teddy Roosevelt used to work out”

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Luke: “What!!?”

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Luke: “Yeah, no S, Sherlock”

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Luke: “Yeah, you’re a bunch of blind zebras!”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, just know that this music is killing Andrew… Daddy’s back!!! Ooh, that is killing me too. Yes, that is strange. I don’t think… that’s not really our relationship… for the record”

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Luke and Andrew: “For instance, if you Google… him playing tennis (Oh, don’t!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “I want to thank Martha for… checking in from… across the Pond… And, I say to you… ‘G’day, mate’… There it is”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m just asking for reasonable synthesizer laws (Right)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, God. The soothing sounds of the Doog. Yeah!”

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Luke and Andrew: “You know… when the… when the cat’s away… the Walsh will play… Yeah, the Walsh played”

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Andrew: “And then, we would put the Little Red Bandwagon out of business”

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Andrew: Cute Laugh

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Andrew: “‘Don’t know where they got that from… His family is in Pyongyang [sic] and showed his dad wearing a Browns hat.’ Ha!”

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Andrew: “Every single night, sitting in my room listening to ‘Melancholy and the Infinite Sadness'”

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Andrew: “Hide the remotes! The Burbanks’ coming!”

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Andrew: “I don’t usually… talk smack about my girlfriend”

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Andrew: “I’m being gently nudged by Genevieve to expand my bone collecting and bone boiling business”

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Andrew: “Just thinking of… like, what is my post-Luke plan for TBTL, you know”

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Andrew: “Oh, no! Oh, no!!”

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Andrew: “Oh, really!?”

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Andrew: Quietly saying “I feel awful”

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Andrew: “The new brush heads are here! The new brush heads are here! Well, they’re not here yet”

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Andrew: “What if I went into your kitchen and I just open up all the drawers… and every utensil is just a television remote control?”

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Andrew: Whispering “TBTL is Missed Connectors”

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Andrew: “Yeah, you might be in a pho bubble… It’s a pho boble”

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Andrew and Luke: “Hey, Luke… Do you wanna see… do you wanna see my bones? Ooh… What’s the hardest, hard pass?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Yeah, I’m a little nervous about the bones that I bought yesterday… speaking of marrow… Some of them look human? Just vaguely humanesque”

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Luke: “And, I gotta be honest, I get some weird pleasure out of making you nervous about my flight stuff”

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Luke: “Boy, I hope she doesn’t hear this”

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Luke: “Do you know that I just randomly thought of that the other day and just had a wave of regret wash over me?”

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Luke: Funny Laugh

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Luke: “He’s got a freezer full of bones; but, that doesn’t mean he’s better than anyone else (There’s something about the soul of a Fireball)”

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Luke: “Lemme #FrameThis”

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Luke: “Let’s do an e-mail frenzy!”

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Luke: “Lewis!”

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Luke: “New York Jersey!?”

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Luke: “Oh, no!”

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Luke: “Power using and P1-ing”

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Luke: “Real Change!”

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Luke: Singing “Bugler’s Dream” (aka ABC/NBC’s Olympics Theme)

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Luke: Singing “I used to be a little girl” as The Smashing Pumpkins

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Luke: Singing “Killer in me is the killer in you” as The Smashing Pumpkins

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Luke: Singing “Oh, Lamb of God, sweet Lamb of God”

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Luke: “This is on me… I wanna own that. I wanna apologize in advance. I want you guys to know… where you should be sending the angry letters… those should be sent to andrew@tbtl.net“

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Luke: “Verbal free jazz?”

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Luke: “We do all of that stuff, and… we’re gonna do it all the different ways”

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Luke and Andrew: “I, you know… I gotta be honest with you… Uh-oh”

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Andrew: “Actually, I just looked it up… we’re both… invented by Edgar Allan Poe… We couldn’t have been more wrong. No, just kidding”

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Andrew: “Cats Wide Shut”

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Andrew: “Hard hat, work pail”

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Andrew: “He had millennial lips”

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Andrew: “Hey, I just thought of something. Not that it’s super interesting; but, I finally have an answer to your question, and then we can move on”

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Andrew: “I apologize. I realize I have… just resting Walsh face”

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Andrew: “I dunno if I would call it a, a… a Cranky Yanky rant… necessarily”

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Andrew: “It’s my Wednesday! It’s my tonight pants Wednesday”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Now I’m stressed. I don’t even know what it is”

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Andrew: Quietly saying “I’m gonna say it; but, I’m gonna whisper it”

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Andrew: Saying “It stinks!!” in a Jay Sherman-like manner

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Andrew: Saying “Squad!?” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “So, I’ve got a freezer full of bones right now; and, next weekend, we’ll start… boiling them bones, them bones!”

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Andrew: “This is a Cranky Yandy review”

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Andrew: “Yeah, well… it’s disturbing; but, also kinda fun”

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Andrew and Luke: “Can I paint flowers on you? Ohhhhhhhh, noooooooooo (Ohhh… and nobody ever… had relations again)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Free the Jordan Five! Exactly”

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Andrew and Luke: “I did something for the first time this weekend… I bought bones… My bone collecting tendencies have gotten to the point where I am now buying bones, not just (What!?!) saving bones from the foods that I eat. Are you serious? (Tell ’em The Bone sent ya) I’m… I’m serious”

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Andrew and Luke: “I have a sound effect that I hit about five seconds ago. It finally came through. Well, it’s like a cat… it doesn’t… that sound effect doesn’t play when you want it. It takes notes and gets back to you”

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Andrew and Luke: “We should have a sounder, and maybe some music underneath it. I got one idea. Oh, Yandy from the Basement?”

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Luke: “Alright, Yandy from the Basement. What do you got?”

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Luke: “But, you are an a-hole”

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Luke: “Can you stop… naming shows!?”

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Luke: Drawn out “Meow?”

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Luke: “First things first… I feel like such… a poser when I try to say, ‘Po’boy’. Can there be… for those of us that didn’t grow up in N’awlins… can we call it a ‘Poor Boy’? Do I have to call it a ‘Po’boy’? I’d feel like I’m trying to hard with that”

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Luke: “I wanna call it, ‘The Girl with the Danish Tattoo’; but, that’s… not a movie”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Laughing and saying “Exactly!”

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Luke: “My voice just cracked. Is that weird at forty-one?”

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Luke: “Quoth the raven”

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Luke: Saying “I don’t see nothing wrong” in a funny, sing-songy manner

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Luke: “Wow, it’s time to do this… again? Already?”

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Luke: “Yeah, no shit, Sherlock”

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Luke: “You know how I’m introducing you tomorrow, ‘He’s got a freezer full of bones… and he’s all out of bubblegum'”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke accidentally trigged the e-mail frenzy version of the Strong Bad e-mail drop and Andrew started freaking out

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Andrew: “Artsy-fartsy”

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Andrew: Deep “Mmm… Mmm-hmm”

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Andrew: “Er, okay. Uh, er, er”

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Andrew: “God! This is very personal… I didn’t even tell Genevieve this; but, I don’t think she would mind me saying this”

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Andrew: “Half coughing… half sling-blading”

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Andrew: “He’s not drunk, he’s DRUNK!”

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Andrew: “Holy crap, you’re tight!”

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Andrew: “I’ll bet you he’s very popular and I’m just an old man”

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Andrew: “I’m just gonna get out of the bed and go out and sleep on the couch; where, I can cough and sling-blade to my heart’s desire”

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Andrew: “It makes me giggle every time!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Mimicking a cough

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Andrew: “No, no, no. I think we hone, not foam”

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Andrew: “Nothing stops this train! Nothing!”

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Andrew: “Now, follow me here for a second”

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Andrew: Saying “Sasquad!?” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Saying “Squad!?” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Saying “Squad!?” in a funny manner #2

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Andrew: Saying “Squad!?” in a funny manner #3

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Andrew: Saying “Squanch” in a gruff manner

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Andrew: Singing “Hello, Luke Burbank!”

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Andrew: “TBTL! TBTL!”

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Andrew: “Thank you!!! Thank you!”

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Andrew: “That… doesn’t pay off for me in the end”

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Andrew: “Well, I think the best thing for a… cold, is to put them in the… sunshine of my slumber”

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Andrew and Luke: “And, again, as somebody (Yeah) who isn’t totally comfortable with strangers… I spent the rest of the evening hoping that drunk Tim would come back and give me another… surprise massage”

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Andrew and Luke: “Can I tell you about a surprise massage I had? Umm… yes! Those words sound only barely legal”

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Andrew and Luke: “I don’t mind a surprise massage from drunk Tim every now and then (Ha!!!)”

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Andrew and Luke: Sling-blading

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Luke: Cute Chuckles

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Luke: Deep “Mmm-hmm”

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Luke: “Did you hear that, Rudy? Cocksquanches!”

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Luke: “Do you know what I’m talking about? Does any of this make any sense?”

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Luke: “‘Harvey Weinstein. He’s a jive motherfucker'”

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Luke: “How do I say this in a way that will not cost me getting this gig next year? Well, I don’t care. Whatever”

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Luke: “I need to… figure out… what it is my face is doing when I’m listening to Carey talk about things (That’s my woife!)”

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Luke: “I’ll say, I’ll try to say this in three sentences… and, then, shut my yapper!”

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Luke: “It was some early Siri shit going on”

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Luke: “It”s lit!!”

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Luke: “My University of Washington Huskies… men’s basketball team just absolutely squanched the bed…against Oregon”

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Luke: “No offense, public radio… but, like, really!?”

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Luke: “Sasquanch!”

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Luke: Saying “I reckon I ain’t got no reason to keep nobody up” as Kyle Childers

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Luke: Saying “Luke Burbank… Man of God” in a deep voice

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Luke: Saying “Squad!?” in a funny manner

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Luke: Saying “Squanch!?” in a funny manner

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Luke: “‘They were no playing, motherfuckers'”

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Luke: “We have got this guy. I hired him about a hundred years ago… to be the co-bro of the show; which, makes him the longest running… co-bro of the program”

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Luke: “‘Yeah, motherfucker! Because, it ain’t you'”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s turning (It’s heating up, man) into a real, a real squanch-burner”

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Luke and Andrew: “You did it… Burbs (Right)”

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Luke and Andrew: “You need drunk Tim to come massage your regret center in your brain… Oh, yes”

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Andrew: “Hey, Luke Burbank… I just remembered to turn on my microphone”

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Andrew: “I apologize to everybody, not even… those who live in the great state of Illinois… Everybody. I apologize. You deserve better from your… podcast co-hosts”

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Andrew: “I believe it’s pronounced, ‘Chicagos'”

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Andrew: “I didn’t want to start here”

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Andrew: “I don’t wanna take this to Boring Town”

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Andrew: “I have a question for you”

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Andrew: “I have the money-clumping cat litter… You just throw money in it and it all clumps together”

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Andrew: “I was there when you stubbed your toe”

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Andrew: “I would… I would take that bet… Give it to me and let me see how I do”

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Andrew: “I’m not super… into drugs; but, I love a good NyQuil high”

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Andrew: “‘I’m writing you, because my wife’s birthday will be on February the 8th’… That’s today, Luke”

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Andrew: “I’m… dirtbaggy anyway”

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Andrew: “I’ve, I was… I was riding a magic… a magic carpet ride, man. I was a little floating still”

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Andrew: “It says, ‘Illinoise’ [ph] on it. Yeah”

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Andrew: “Just cuz we’re b…acking the Starbleeper into this”

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “I am so confused”

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Andrew: “Let’s just go into the rumpus room”

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Andrew: “No! I’m just getting dumber!”

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Andrew: “Nope. If this ever happens again, I am going to schedule a driver and you’re knocking me… the eff out! I’m… I’m… Cranky… Yandy”

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Andrew: “Okay, this, yeah, this is… this is cranky”

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Andrew: “Please… I’m Yandy”

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Andrew: Quietly saying “Oh, no!”

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Andrew: “This has shaken me to my core!”

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Andrew: “Turn in my everything card!”

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Andrew: “Wow!! That’s some… ROI right there”

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Andrew: “Yeah! It’s Starfucker, from way back in the day”

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Andrew and Luke: “And, I was talking into a microphone which reeked… of bad breath, by the way… Whoa!!!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Did I say, ‘Illinoise’ [ph] a second ago? Did I, I think I said, ‘Illinoise’. [ph] I think you did. Oh my… Christ! I feel–do you want my resignation? Turn in your Midwest card? Turn in my everything card! I can’t believe I did that!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I mean, we could just totally steal the bit form ol’ Gary… Yeah. His lawyers got better things to do than to sue us, these days. Am I allowed to say that!?”

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Luke: “And, I realized… I have made out with that microphone countless times”

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Luke: “Cranky Andy calls it ‘Starbleeper’… Cranky Yandy says the whole name”

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Luke: “Cuz, that’s the kind of narcissism that I live with, Andrew… And, I don’t wish it upon anyone”

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Luke: “Do you think I can take this to a more boring place? Cuz, I’m, I’m about to. Are you ready? Are you sitting down?”

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Luke: “Here’s my… thousand dollar folly”

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Luke: “‘Hey, Paisly! Duck and cover!’ Just fire a dirt clod at him”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Oof!”

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Luke: Singing “It’s just a matter of time”

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Luke: Singing “You’re a rich Walsh! You don’t drive a car”

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Luke: “That’s a little squishy”

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Luke: “What’s the easiest way for me to not deal with this?”

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Luke: Whispering “By the way”

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Luke and Andrew: “Of all the places… of all the places, that I want to be making sweet mouth love to a micrphone… Mandarin Gate… really low on the list (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: “That’s rich! One hundo a day”

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Luke and Andrew: The DASLing Donors of the Day

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Luke and Andrew: “You’ve got places to be and people to see… after this… Tongues to inspect”

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