Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2312

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Luke: “A lot of you are like, ‘Why am I still listening to this nightmare?'”

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Luke: “Ahh, you never let me down, Toyota 4Runner, with two hundred and fifty thousand miles on ya.”

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Luke: “And, I’m a little worried…. that I might… just end up joining the athletic club; because, I’m, I’m very easily persuaded into things like this.”

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Luke: “And, pump some iron, and just get completely jacked, working on my beef castle”

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Luke: “Because, your friend, Luke Burbank, is a terrible human”

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Luke: “BTDubs”

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Luke: “Burbank!”

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Luke: “Don’t tell me this show isn’t getting its frigging Science Friday on! Move over, Ira Flatow!”

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Luke: “Don’t tell me this show isn’t getting its frigging Science Friday on! Move over, Ira Flatow! There’s a new podcart in town.”

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Luke: Driving with one hand on the steering wheel and one hand holding a microphone

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Luke: “Got it, thank you. ‘kay thanks, bye.”

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Luke: “Hey, dum-dums”

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Luke: “Hey, man! Uhh, I need to order fifty more stats…. stat!”

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Luke: “I am trying to regain control. I do not currently have it. I am actually almost getting into a crash. Oh, my dear Lord. I got control of the car again.”

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Luke: “I gotta thank our… Clash… Train in Vain level donors of the day”

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Luke: “I know it was a weird show. It was fun for me… and, that’s the important part.”

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Luke: “I know that some of you are saying, ‘Burbank… why are you in a car, driving around, by yourself, no sidekick, no Andrew, no woife… No anybody else. Just you and a questionable set of errands.'”

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Luke: “I’m gonna give this a solid three-and-a-half stars… for existing!”

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Luke: Little Blingy Devil

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Luke: “Oh shit, there’s a cop”

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Luke: “Oh, yes! The perfect crime, ladies and gentlemen. That’s right, got the tour of the health club. Got use of the treadmill. They do have a tanning booth.”

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Luke: “Oh… my gosh, you guys”

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Luke: “Okay. Now… your work here is done, lady.”

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Luke: “Ooh, that’s a hot take, Jerome. Hot, hot take on a cold, cold day.”

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Luke: “Rogue kids… sledding all over the place. It’s ridiculous.”

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Luke: “Siri, this is my show today! No sidekick, remember? It’s just me, in the car, almost crashing. That’s what this is, okay? Quit trying to steal my spotlight!”

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Luke: “That… guy is… loving his life right now”

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Luke: “This car has four-wheel drive, people! This car has four-wheel drive… but, guess what? I don’t know how to activate it.”

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Luke: Waiting for Garbage-dot

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Luke: “What the hell was I talking about? Something important.”

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Luke: Whispering “I didn’t tell that’s cuz I was checking out the tanning bed at the gym. I also don’t know why I’m whispering, cuz I’m just by myself in this car.”

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Luke: Whispering “Oh, my God in Heaven”

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Luke: “Yo… Mr. Miyagi”

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Luke: “You know what? I just realized how ridiculous what I was about to say is. I’d like to retract what I’m about to say, before I say it.”

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Luke: “You know what? Yap up, Siri! Yap up right now.”

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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2311

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Alex Falcone: “It’s so hard to sit there, like, arms crossed like ‘I hate how much he’s having right now'”

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Alex Falcone: “That’s the thing about a staff member, is that they’re, they’re not a person; so, you don’t have to be embarrassed in front of them.”

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Alex Falcone: “Yeah, chill out… Dyson! I need these hands after you’re done with them.”

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Alex Falcone and Luke: Alex asks Luke if he ever gets bored with himself halfway through telling a story on TBTL

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Alex Falcone and Luke: “It’s thirty-nine minutes after the hour, you’re listening to Luke Burbank (That’s right) tell a story he’s told before”

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Alex Falcone and Luke: “So, I have a theory. Okay, good… cuz, I don’t. I don’t think, I don’t think this is true.”

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Andrew Walsh: Singing “Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na… Sock Club!”

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Luke: “And, we will dazzle you with some of the deets!”

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Luke: “For somebody who regularly talks about almost pooping their pants on this show, I have a huge amount of shame surrounding going number two.”

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Luke: “I mean, I don’t wanna, I don’t wanna Monday morning quarterback Zack’s food decisions; but, it’s your wedding. I would go, I would, I would swerve on the uncooked shellfish just as a safety measure.”

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Luke: “I’m extremely good with all of the prep and none of the follow-through”

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Luke: “In your Face… book… Messenger!”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Mr. Weird Alan was my father. Call me Weird Alan.”

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Luke: “Today, we’re calling them our… Clash, Train in Vain, level donors of the day”

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Luke: “You are blowing up on so many fronts, Falcone!”

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Luke and Alex Falcone: “Please remember: No mountain too tall, and good luck to all!!”

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Clips From TBTL #2310

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Carey Burbank: “And, you’re like, ‘And an Olive kitten!'”

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Carey Burbank: “I’m not good, but I have a right”

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Carey Burbank: “I’m not good, but I have a right. I paid for this microphone.”

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Carey Burbank: “The difference between your hare-brained ideas and mine, are that… usually mine are, are based on logic; and, your’s will be, like, the physics of something you’re trying to do doesn’t make any sense”

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Carey Burbank: “Whee!!”

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Carey Burbank: “You have so many Rudyisms”

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Carey Burbank: “You want some food!!?”

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Carey Burbank and Luke: “Also, do you want to know a little dazzling deut… (Oh!) that I recently read, which was just so bizarre? (Okay)”

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Carey Burbank and Luke: “Can you hand me the wine, please? Yes. Just gonna get… give you some truth serum here? (Yes)”

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Luke: “And, I’m not like a hippie-dippie person”

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Luke: “Come on, this isn’t Soviet Russia… yet!”

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Luke: “I’m usually like, ‘What’s up.’ Then, like, I put on, like, my Oakley blades sunglasses and hover-board outta there…”

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Luke: “Mush!”

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Luke: “Oh, I’m not gonna tell them. I gotta get ’em to download before they figure out the awful truth.”

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Luke: “Resting B Face”

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Luke: Saying “I hope it snows… forever!” with a gravelly voice

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Luke: “She may… be part… bobcat; which, is why I’m gonna sleep with one eye open… going forward”

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Luke: Singing “I came in like a Rudy dog”

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Luke: “We’re gonna thank our TBTL Autotune level donors of the day”

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Luke: “You lie down with dogs, you wake up with fleas”

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Luke: “You want some food!!?”

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Luke and Carey Burbank: “And, we will see you tomorrow. Until then, no mountain too tall… No mountain (Oh!) too tall? Sorry, I was totally spacing out. No mountain too tall? Good luck to all.”

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Luke and Carey Burbank: Carey had told Rudy to tell Luke to “yap up”

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Luke and Carey Burbank: “Despite early promise as a fire maker, I–it’s, I really peaked early with that. Yeah, I, I don’t think I’ve ever seen you build a fire that lasted.”

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Luke and Carey Burbank: “I got Putin’d. Yeah, you did.”

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Luke and Carey Burbank: “I want to tell the listeners, you’re not pregnant. No. At least, not by me.”

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Luke and Carey Burbank: Luke admits he cries all the time

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Luke and Carey Burbank: Luke shushed Carey when the first Super Bowl ads came on

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Luke and Carey Burbank: “Oh, no. Yeah!”

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Luke and Carey Burbank: “This is so mean. Now, by the way, in order for me to do this, I have to torture our (I know) poor animal. I’ll say like, ‘You want some food!!?’ Ohh, she just got up and went out of the room. I hope that was worth it for you!!”

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Luke and Carey Burbank: “We’ve been, now, together for, like, five years? I think so, yeah. And, I feel very close to you. I love you very much.”

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Luke and Carey Burbank: Winding it up, winding it down and getting wine

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Luke and Carey Burbank: “Yeah, we had a fire-building contest; which, I won! What!? Believe it or don’t.”

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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2309

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Andrew: “Blam! Blam! Explosion! Huge monster thing. Even bigger than you thought!”

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Andrew: Chuckling

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Andrew: “Costa Rica will see you now”

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Andrew: “How could that make someone sad? I don’t know either.”

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Andrew: “I got mine at… Blankity, Blank!”

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Andrew: “I got mine!”

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Andrew: “I’m with ya, man”

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Andrew: “It’s a resort. There’s plenty of, of me getting drunk in a pool; but, there’s also monkeys”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Mr. Campbell will see you now”

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Andrew: “Mr. Walsh will see you now”

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Andrew: “No, I felt so sad; and, I don’t know why!!”

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Andrew: “Oh, I’m not gonna be around to do them”

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Andrew: “Oh, is that what that means!? No, oh-oh-oh-oh, goodness gracious. Okay.”

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Andrew: “Shut down the ipDTL!”

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Andrew: “That also sounds like a sexy good time, doesn’t it?”

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Andrew: Whispering “Secrets”

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Andrew: “Yeah, I’m a little bit of a, a ziggin’ when you think I’m gonna zag on, on that stuff, a little bit”

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Luke: “In the shadow of the Shears [sic] Tower; or, as they call it here, the Sears Tower”

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Luke: “Love the living tweedle out of”

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Luke: “That’s the most down thing you’ve ever said!”

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Luke: “The thermostat is… it’s, it’s, it’s lit. In the words of the kids, it’s on fleek”

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Luke: “The thermostats in many hotels are, in fact, just placebos… according to the Wall Street Journal. Meaning, that half of the people eating the thermostats are not even getting any medicine!”

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Luke: “This is class!”

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Luke: “Walshapalooza”

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Luke and Andrew: “I got the looks, you got the… moral compass. Fine. Well, yeah.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m not kidding, bud. I’m gonna miss you next week, bud. I know! Me too. I, I’m gonna miss me too.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, eeppa-det-ah-el, eeppa-det-ah-el [ph]”

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Luke and Andrew: “Traverse City, Michigan! (Traverse City?!) I almost lived (Get a rope!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Wait a minute, I gotta find a USB port for this. Does anybody have a charger?! Level, level. Yippie-ki-yay, mother–am I popping my Ps? Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker. I’ll be talking at this level. Could we do a quick test? Could we do a quick test?”

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Luke and Andrew: “We’re having quite a stool boom… early on the program. I don’t wanna know about… okay.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Who instigated this? Who you do think!? The Mummy… or you? Of course! (Oh, okay) The Mummy!”

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Clips From TBTL #2308

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Andrew: “Geez, you and I are both… Ahh, man! We’re making so many people just so mad right now.”

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Andrew: “Hello, Luke Burbank!”

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Andrew: “Hold on. Everybody just calm down for one sec…”

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Andrew: “I hate waiting”

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Andrew: “I’ve done something wrong here, Luke… but, it might be interesting.”

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Andrew: “It is in–it’s insanity making!”

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Andrew: “It’s just not as fun as it used to be. You know what I mean? Like, not to be that old man”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing #3

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “Okay”

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “That’s good”

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “Yes!! Yeah!”

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Andrew: “Ohh!!”

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Andrew: Punching in a clip of him laughing from two years ago

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Andrew: Short Laugh

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Andrew: “Vieves and I were very high, high on adrenaline and, and high on our own supply yesterday, I’ll say that.”

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Andrew: “Yay-yo!!”

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Andrew and Luke: “But, anyway, that was a very nice thing. It just makes me feel good to know that somebody, kind of, in the family. By the way, he’s my brother (as it were). In a Linh Pham-ily. Ohh!! Pretty good.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Oh no, Luke. What? It’s time to the folks about our sponsors”

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Andrew and Luke: RadioFreeWalsh.com and getting name mentioned

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Andrew and Luke: “That would explain your book, ‘What If I Did It?’ Exactly, although that one was more about passing gas on the airplane. What if I did it? No one knows, cuz we’re in a tube full of farts.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Well, that should work out well; because, you never have issues with your connection flight in Seattle to Bellingham. So… Can you not rain on my brainstorm!?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Whether it’s your mom, somebody you have a crush on, somebody you’re dating, somebody you’re married to, or somebody you do a podcast with. Wait, you got me Shari’s Berries? Not what I was going for there (Dang it!)”

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Luke: “A stroke of genius hits me, if I do say so”

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Luke: “And then, I need you to get in front of this banana yellow Hummer”

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Luke: “Dorked around on my computer”

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Luke: Gruff “You stay here!”

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Luke: “Holy guacamole!”

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Luke: “I couldn’t afford not to, Andrew”

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Luke: “I just watch the Super Bowl for the ads, man”

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Luke: “I knew they were sex things!”

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Luke: “I was gonna be God durned”

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Luke: “I’d like to thank our Dodie Pettit, Playin’ with the Boys, donors of the day”

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Luke: “Okay, long story longer”

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Luke: “Would you recognize my face?”

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Luke: “Ya bit. Ya bit.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Are you saying that we should probably just… call it good on this segment? I did just totally effing undermine this segment.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Do they have a first-class ticket to Chicago on Alaska Airlines, Andrew? Riddle me that (Oh, God)”

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Luke and Andrew: “I sent these to my mom last year. Yes, on Valentine’s Day, it’s not weird, Andrew! I didn’t say anything… Weirdo.”

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Luke and Andrew: “In a Linh Pham-ily. Ohh!! Pretty good.”

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Luke and Andrew: Mean correction e-mails, tweeters and level of sucking

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Luke and Andrew: “Some bikini babe is gonna… eat a URL… that’s very messy, (Right) as she’s washing a car”

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Luke and Andrew: “Until then, please remember: No mountain too tall, and good luck to all?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Well now, I’m happy to say I do it all the different ways. I’m a real good sex person.”

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Clips From TBTL #2307

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Andrew: “And, I’m legit bummed.”

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Andrew: “BTW”

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Andrew: Chuckling

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Andrew: Chuckling #2

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Andrew: “I dunno”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Maybe I just picked a bad day”

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Andrew: “No”

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Andrew: “Oh, man”

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Andrew: “Thank God!”

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Andrew: “That was the hardest intro… to not interrupt; because, I have so much to say about that corner grocery store.”

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Andrew: “This is such an Andrew story”

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Andrew: “We were thinking of honking it”

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Andrew: “Why did you pay me in chips?”

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Andrew: “Why is this money covered in pork bits?”

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Andrew: “Yabba-dabba-doo!!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Burbank, ya, ya backwoods idiot! Sorry, I’ve just been wanting to say that (Yeah) to you for a long time.”

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Andrew and Luke: “It’s Iceland’s shark. It’s Iceland Shark’s monster…”

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Andrew and Luke: Nicknames for “Apps”

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Andrew and Luke: “Oh, the D-D-Diet D? The D-D-Diet Dr. Pepper. I know that’s a lot of Ds, dude.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Phyllis was… did–Phyllis on this show; again, on a different show when you were out. God, you’re out a lot! (Mmm) I’m just kidding.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Will it say, ‘Make America Durn Good Again’? M–MADGA?”

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Andrew and Luke: “You are (Wow), you are on fire today (Thank you)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Your food’s ready, (Yeah) Burbank”

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Luke: “A Burbankster sometimes pays their debts”

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Luke: “Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah”

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Luke: “Boy, that Diet 7-Up is coming back on me. Tell you what… carbonation is no joke!”

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Luke: “Bullet. Dodged.”

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Luke: “Dang it!”

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Luke: “Glasses on, mouth up”

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Luke: “I didn’t… choose between Diet Dr. Pepper and Diet 7-Up, I got both of them; because, I run a very successful podcast.”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Slow your roll, Luke”

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Luke: Snorting

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Luke: “We don’t need another gyro. We don’t need to know the way home.”

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Luke: “Where the hell is security!?”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, he’s like… And, I could hear the pork (Oh, God!) lodging in (Oh, God!) his windpipe”

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Luke and Andrew: “I need more Diet Dr. Pepper to get my mind straight (It’s just what the Doctor ordered)”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke painted a great word picture of the Durn Good Grocery logo

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Luke and Andrew: “Talking about government programs!!! (Oh, right!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Was this review useful? Two people said, ‘Yes’. Two people said, ‘Cool’. Cool! Sunglasses emoji.”

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Luke and Andrew: “‘We do not have pictures to share of the incident,’ police said in the release. ‘You are welcome’ Oh, a little cheeky there. Yeah, so to speak. Yea–Oh, yes! Nice.”

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Luke and Andrew: “You know what, Andrew? Dang it, if I was a better friend, I’d just give you a hundo for your time. No. Luke. Dude, it’s no big deal.”

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