Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2018

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Andrew: “I’m looking for a slide whistle, can’t find it. Typical Walsh. Dixie’s BBQ, Wikipedia… Merry Christmas everybody. I ruined, I ruined the holidays again.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Nasally chuckle

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Andrew and Luke: “Conad Heads? Conad, like NORAD but the original version. Did you even get the reference? No. No, I did not… I really didn’t. Cause it was stupid.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I don’t know a lot about art, but my understanding is performance art means smearing something on your body? Yes!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m gonna get a bell! That’d be like you getting a real slide whistle.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Tomorrow’s show is my daughter’s bris. Which is definitely… Ahh, I have got to do more research into Judaic traditions. Like… yeah.”

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Luke: “Andrew ‘I just love Hot Cheetos!’ Walsh”

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Luke: “Notice me MapQuest, notice me.”

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Luke: Singing “Time for more TBTL”

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Luke and Andrew: An excuse to drink or huff whisky

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Luke and Andrew: “Cone. Conad Heads. Umm… did the line go dead? Cuz that was a decent joke. Sadly, sadly it did not. Sadly, it did not, you son of a… I’m glad you’re working this week. Cratchit.”

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Luke and Andrew: “How much of what I just said is even remotely accurate? You tell me”

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Clips From TBTL #2017

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Andrew: “Carcass! Carcass!”

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Andrew: “Right, ’cause I’m not a Randian hero like you are.”

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Andrew: Singing “Repeated jokes you feel like home”

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Andrew: “Who is Enrique Galt?”

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Andrew: “Wow. Masterful!”

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Andrew: “You know what?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Repeated jokes you feel like home. Now, just think it.”

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Luke: “Chicken Parm… I can’t do it. There’s too many…”

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Luke: “John Galt”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Mr. Andrew ‘Bagel, baggel, beagel, boggel, boogel’ Walsh”

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Luke: Singing “Chicken parm you taste so good”

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Luke: Singing “Repeated jokes you sound so good”

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Luke: Singing “Shouldn’t order this erotic massage”

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Luke: “What did he say to Papa Joe(?) and they hugged at the end? I want to know! It’s killing me!!!”

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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2016

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Andrew: “A lot of people think of them as ‘BS’ and ‘Super BS’.”

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Andrew: “Come on! This is a vanity project layered on top of a vanity project.”

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Andrew: “Hey-ey-ey-ey Luke”

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Andrew: “I don’t need somebody going into the archives, just so that I can self-glorify and be like, ‘that was my first official appearance.'”

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Andrew: “Let’s just call it part of the official Andrew Walsh TBTL canon. That doesn’t glorify me too much, does it?”

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Andrew: “Right. Yes.”

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Andrew: The Hot Dog Story show is flagged and has the stench of boringness on it

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Luke: “As we record this, Donald Trump is not yet President; but, as you’re hearing this, we don’t know.”

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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2015

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Andrew: “Guess what? I learned yesterday, that’s not even the original hot dog story.”

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Andrew: Hot dog cart was still outside when Andrew left the gym and he learned that there was no God

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Andrew: “How did you know that’s what they call me?!?”

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Andrew: “In classic Walsh fashion, I even screwed this up.”

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Andrew: “So much of the thing!!!”

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Andrew: “That was a real hot dog story.”

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Andrew and Luke: Trying to talk about the Seahawks vs Browns game before it happened

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Luke: “Mr. Andrew ‘Cathy, I can’t wait. I have to take a bite of this Panini’ Walsh”

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Luke: Shame Pearl

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Luke: “Wait a second, I just wanna play ‘Earth Angel’. Ah, my hand is disappearing. Shit!”

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Luke: “What’s the original hot dog story?”

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Clips From TBTL #2014

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Andrew played a portion from Episode 6 of “After These Messages” that included his father as a guest on the show that included topics about parents dealing with children in ads and a bit about Andrew’s eating habits way back when. Before Andrew and Phyllis got into the e-mail segment of the podcart, Andrew played a voicemail that Luke left on the voicemail box:

Luke, Andrew and Phyllis: Andrew and Phyllis listen to the voicemail message Luke left, asking Andrew to not play segments from After These Messages on TBTL

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Andrew: “Alright, Walsh, don’t get into the details yet.”

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Andrew: “And yes, he fucked with the wrong guy today.”

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Andrew: “Before we get to what we’re gonna get to”

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Andrew: “Do not turn that triangle into a circle, young man!”

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Andrew: “Hello my little Nerf-herders.”

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Andrew: “I don’t think the world is short on Gordon Lightfoot.”

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Andrew: “I need to hear what you say first and then I can, then I’ll just follow your lead.”

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Andrew: “I’m sorry, by the way, that you’re so uncomfortable co-hosting with me, Phyllis.”

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Andrew: “It has gravy on it!”

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Andrew: Luke’s two minute voicemail message either has content or was a butt dial

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Andrew: “None of the last half hour even happened. I’m not gonna even sweat it.”

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Andrew: “Not shopping!”

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Andrew: “One li’l, just tiny, little aside!”

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Andrew: “Phyllis, I should not do this”

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Andrew: “So, that was one heck of a remix.”

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Andrew: “That is public radio right there. That is so public radio!”

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Andrew: “We gotta give you a raise.”

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Andrew: “Why am I suddenly talking like nobody has heard this show before?”

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Andrew: “You are amazing!”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “Okay, let’s keep an eye on the clock. Let’s do this (Okay). Let’s, let’s bring back the spirit of Jen Andrews of just keeping us on task, and getting done what we need to get done.”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “Pine nut! (KIRO!)”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “So wait, the triangle is kind of early onset stress hair; but, then when you get to the ball, it’s like full-blown? (Yeah.)”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: Stress Hair

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “That is public radio right there. That is so public radio! I know. And I had the gall to correct you?!?”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “What I’m (Uh-oh) about to do, I should not do.”

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Phyllis Fletcher: Evil Giggle

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Phyllis Fletcher: “If he were going all over the sTens Page dookieing on everybody”

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Phyllis Fletcher: “Is that dirty?”

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Phyllis Fletcher: “Ix-nay on Uk-lay.”

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Phyllis Fletcher: “Yeah, we’re gonna, we’re gonna get jiggy with it.”

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Phyllis Fletcher and Andrew: “Okay, first of all, what are you doing between now and the party that you can’t go shopping? …not shopping! Why?!? I hate shopping so much. I know, that’s why you’re in this position.”

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Clips From TBTL #2013

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Andrew: “Ahh, damn it! Like, I was just trying to, I was trying to be cool!”

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Andrew: “But, good Lord. I say so much stuff that doesn’t even have an ounce of truth”

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Andrew: “Do I have to beep that?”

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Andrew: “Don’t!”

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Andrew: “I am leaning on it, man. I am leaning on it so hard!”

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Andrew: “I gotta pull the nose up on this football train.”

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Andrew: “I need some help parsing that last line, ‘Fancy party attire is welcome.'”

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Andrew: “I’m always most comfortable if I can have my shirt untucked; because, when I tuck that thing in, that’s when I really look like, I don’t… like a, like a real sausage.”

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Andrew: “I’m not trying to be the turd in the punchbowl on this one”

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Andrew: “I’m sorry that I spoiled the last hour and a half of your life.”

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Andrew: “It is so janky that I love it so much!”

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Andrew: “It is the scariest thing I’ve seen. Well, certainly it is the scariest photo of any boss I’ve ever had.”

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Andrew: “Let me introduce you to your co-host for today. You know him as the Sultan of St. Cloud, the maven of Minnesota Public Radio, the Lorne Malvo to my Lester Nygaard. I’m talking about Mr. Stu, the Stu-Bot, Neuman.”

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Andrew: “Maybe it’s, uh, Too Beautiful To Luke today.”

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Andrew: “No, no, no, no, no, no!”

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Andrew: “Pfffff.”

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Andrew: “Pfffff. That is the most Andrew Walsh thing to order.”

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Andrew: “Smooth, Walsh, Smooth radio talent right there.”

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Andrew: Starship Warning Sound Remix of Andrew’s “Rrr-rrr” sound

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Andrew: “That’s basically where I am in my life right now.”

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Andrew: “What?!?”

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Andrew: “Yeah, but guys, it’s not that great, rrr-rrr.”

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Andrew: “Yesterdoodle”

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Andrew and Steve Neuman: Andrew was about to put up the Andrew Wall

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Andrew and Steve Neuman: Discussion about whether Addams Family Values is better than the original

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Andrew and Steve Neuman: “Do I have to beep that? Sheißeflügen? I don’t even know what it means. I think it means ‘shit fuck’, but I don’t know for sure.”

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Andrew and Steve Neuman: “Hey, Stu. What time is it? Uhh, touchdown time? Ugh…”

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Andrew and Steve Neuman: “I’m listening to the words I’m saying and I just sound like the funnest guy in the world. Well, you don’t want to put up that Andrew wall.”

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Andrew and Steve Neuman: Making jet and ray gun sounds

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Andrew and Steve Neuman: Speaking in a Sean Penn overacting manner

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Andrew and Steve Neuman: “What is Buffalo chicken dip? I’m glad you asked Andrew…”

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Steve Neuman: “Boy, that sounded really funny when I said it.”

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Steve Neuman: “Facebook will remind you, don’t worry.”

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Steve Neuman: “God, this is gonna go on forever!”

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Steve Neuman: “It was the fucking worse, man.”

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Steve Neuman: “The hell’s that?”

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Steve Neuman: “When it’s winter and there’s like ice murder at your door eight months a year, you tend to, you tend to get a little tipsy.”

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Steve Neuman: “Yeah, I loved it.”

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Steve Neuman: “You pooped a football, Doug! You did!”

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Steve Neuman and Andrew: Andrew has a very advanced palate

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Steve Neuman and Andrew: “Okay, you can start Andrew. No, I’ll just wait. Just take your time, Stu. No, I got it, I’ve got them. No, Stu! I don’t mind waiting.”

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Steve Neuman and Andrew: “The Luke Burbank Story. The Luke Burbank Story! One more Christmas, The Luke Burbank Story.”

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Steve Neuman and Andrew: “You’ll like look at your wrist and, like, ‘What time is it? What time is it? Touchdown time.’ And… Boy, that sounded really funny when I said it.”

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