Author: Linh Pham

Andrew: “Ahh, keep your day job.”

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Andrew: “Believe it or not, I’m not that much of a, of a funky monkey.”

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Andrew: “But, I got some opinions!”

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Andrew: “Coinkydinkle”

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Andrew: “I always have a show I need to edit down, or edit up, or edit in.”

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Andrew: “I am so not a millennial.”

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Andrew: “I had a really good time; and, I wish I was more like that Andrew more often.”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna get Andrew on it for a second”

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Andrew: “I’m mostly listening to you too.”

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Andrew: “I’ve always wanted to be a sidekick.”

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Andrew: “Less stuffy, more spiffy.”

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Andrew: “Let’s move on.”

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Andrew: “Look at this brisket”

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Andrew: “Now, I’m just gonna tease you like that, because you can’t do anything about it.”

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Andrew: “Oh, my god.”

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Andrew: “Really inapropes”

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Andrew: Thinking Quack

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Andrew: “We are giving you gold here!”

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Andrew: “Weirdo.”

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Andrew: “What do you think of that Walsh? And, I’m gonna be like ‘Blerg!'”

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Andrew: “Which, I wish I thought about that sentence before I uttered it.”

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Andrew: “Come on!!!”

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Andrew: “Good question!”

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Andrew: “Good story, Walsh. Whoo!”

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Andrew: “I’m in Los Angeles, California, the Bay City.”

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Andrew: “Mic drop. Go back to your castle on the mountain.”

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Andrew: Mumbling “Warszawa”

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Andrew: “My love for the Wu.”

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Andrew: “Nine, nine, nine.”

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Andrew: “Oh man, I wish I knew what words meant.”

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Andrew: “Oh, yeah!”

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Andrew: Saying “Good night, Kermie” a la Miss Piggy

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Andrew: “Those kind of tech industry, sort of, start-up douche nozzles.”

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Andrew: “We were snuggle buddies.”

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Andrew: “What about the Turkhomies? That was for the Turkhomies!”

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Andrew: “You dig what I mean.”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew trying to pronounce a name of a restaurant, “Warszawa”

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Andrew and Luke: Cleveland Browns games are NFL’s Ugly Uniform Parties

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Andrew and Luke: Luke jumped right into Keys to the Show without the normal banter after introducing Andrew

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Andrew and Luke: Luke Roundball Rocked Andrew

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Andrew and Luke: “We have (Oh, God) the technology. We have the manpower.”

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Luke: “Be the saxomaphone you want to hear.”

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Luke: “Be the Snohomie you want to see.”

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Luke: “Boy, don’t do this.”

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Luke: “But I will, Andrew. I’ll pull this podcast over and un-thank people.”

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Luke: “Everywhere I look, I see a Snohomie.”

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Luke: “Heading all the way up (Gobble Sound) the corridor to Turkey Town.”

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Luke: Herm Cain

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Luke: High-pitched giggle

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Luke: “It’s-a more like fakin’ it until you make it.”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “My rusty, trusty sidekick.”

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Luke: “Oh, man.”

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Luke: “Rudy, what’s the torque level? Is it full, or only partially torqued; because, we need to be fully torqued for this Wednesday afternoon edition of TBTL.”

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Luke: Saying “Do it!” in a deep and drawn out manner

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Luke: Singing “(B)aah, dit, dit, dit, dit, dit, doo wop…wop” from “Bad is Bad” by Huey Lewis And The News

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Luke: “They’re all crooked! They’re all in the pocket of big…whatever!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Cher Cher? Right. (Yeah.) Cher Cher. That Cher… That Cher.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke reacting to Andrew’s deprecating joke about the Browns by saying “No! No! No! Andrew!”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke saying “Martin” and Andrew saying “Shkreli” in a funny, stretched out manner

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Luke and Andrew: Luke should say “Wu” instead of “Clan”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke singing and honking it to Huey Lewis And The News’s “Hip To Be Square”

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Luke and Andrew: “Make it a drunken sweater party for one. Drunken sweater party for one.”

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Luke and Andrew: Sad little rich Albanian-American vs Sad little poor Albanian-American

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Andrew: “But I wasn’t trying to be like, ‘Genevieve, am I not the best boyfriend in the world? Look at me!'”

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Andrew: Describing his awesome, hot shower

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Andrew: “I guess if there was one downside of almost going blind last night”

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Andrew: “I was taking a shower last night, and it was a good shower.”

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Andrew: “Let’s get bom-bom-bom.”

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Andrew: “You’re never gonna make it in pictures with a smile like that!”

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Andrew and Luke: A notification sound played from Luke’s computer while Andrew was talking

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew had an issue that involved his left eyeball

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Andrew and Luke: “Do you have an upper tooth who identifies as a lower tooth? Yes. Tell me about your upper… Tell me about your bicuspid’s mother.”

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Luke: “Andrew ‘Right Eye’ Lopes”

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Luke: “Bom-bom-lips!”

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Luke: “Cool show man! Hey, so if you’re ever up in the ‘Ham, we should all get beers!”

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Luke: “I got nothing else to say!”

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Luke: “Is this the part of the show where you tell me you’re not really my step-brother?”

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Luke: “One thing I can say about my kid, she coo’.”

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Luke: Singing the first few notes of the On The Media theme

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Luke: Singing the first few notes of the On The Media theme #2

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Luke: “There was some operator error on the accent.”

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Luke: “What?!?”

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Luke: “You call that a backstage crashing? This, is a terrible Australian accent. I mean, I mean, this is a backstage crash.”

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Luke and Andrew: A baby sty was born

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Luke and Andrew: Getting on their On The Media Bom-Bom-Boms

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Luke and Andrew: “I gotta get a Thera-doctor-tist. Yes you do. That would be great!”

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Andrew: “Ahhhgg!”

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Andrew: “All I want for Christmas is a crap-free oval.”

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Andrew: “Aww, that’s precious.”

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Andrew: “Get them off the porch!”

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Andrew: “I’d love to talk about your life as much as possible; but, as you know, my favorite topic is my life.”

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Andrew: “I’m a Browns fan, I don’t watch Browns games because I think they’re gonna win.”

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Andrew: “It’s a big deal.”

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Andrew: “It’s the most pathetic God damn thing in the world.”

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Andrew: “Oh my God, this is gonna get me fired.”

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Andrew: “Oh, man.”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew’s subconscious picked “LB” as initials for a sub-par Christmas tree inspector

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Andrew and Luke: “We can do this one of two ways, Luke. The easy way or the TBTL way.”

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Luke: “Let’s see here, episode one thousand… Wait, what am I saying? Episode 2005 in a collector series.”

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Luke: “We’re gonna be, now, at the end of the regular TBTL broadcast day.”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s because we kind of do the real ending earlier, that we don’t know what this after-birth is supposed to sound like. Eww.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke mistakenly said “Mission Accomplished” instead of “Mission Impossible”

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Luke and Andrew: “This is something that involves a thirty minute suite flo…flute solo (It does) , or a suite flolo?”

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Andrew: “Are we stuck in a spiral of sarcasm?”

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Andrew: “And Linh, do not isolate that and put that on the website. I do not want to hear me saying that ever again.”

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Andrew: “Did you buy that?”

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Andrew: “I’m kind of mad at you for buying this.”

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Andrew: “Let me ask you this”

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Andrew: “Maybe it was because I was walking like Charlie effing Brown all the time with my head down.”

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Andrew: “No, no, no!”

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Andrew: “Okay”

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Andrew: “What is this TBTL junk?”

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Andrew: “You know, you find booty and you keep the booty.”

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Andrew: “You know, you find booty and you keep the booty. And Linh, do not isolate that and put that on the website. I do not want to hear me saying that ever again.”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew is known as one of the worst actors of a generation

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Andrew and Luke: Luke thinks Andrew sounds high when it comes to all of the questions being asked

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Luke: “Absolutely not!”

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Luke: “He is at the very palatial studios of KPCC in Pass-the-doughnuts, California”

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Luke: “Oh. Wow.”

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Luke: Sighing

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Luke: “Wait a second!”

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Luke: “What the hell is Walsh singing?”

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Luke: “Yeah, think about it guys. Notice us Burgerville, notice us.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Best toenail clipping of my frigging life! Are you just saying to justify, or are you being serious?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Brain Donors film. Okay.. It’s… No, no, no! Movie.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I can try to do a John Rabe impression. Probably, don’t.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I loved it. It was Burbankly-acclaimed. Okay. Which is not…turns out, doesn’t carry much sway with the HBO execs.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’ll cry out in pain because all of my toenails are about to move into in-grown status (Oh, God!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s more of a flam-rest. It’s flam-rest, flam-rest.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Wait a second! Now, I’m not sure…they’re not really in the show, are they? Are… are we stuck in a spiral of sarcasm? Yes!”

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Luke and Andrew: “You know what I would be doing right now Andrew, if I were you? What would you be doing? You would, what you would be doing if you were me? Hmm. You would be, or I would be”

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