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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #3016

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Andrew: “How Rooney!”

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Andrew: “How Rooney!” #2

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Andrew: “I didn’t even know what I was getting into when I started that quote! Holy shit!”

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Andrew: “I… love this; like a big bag of letters to Santa… just throw that shit on the counter”

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Andrew: “Just throw that shit on the counter”

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Andrew: “Now I feel… bad”

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Andrew: “Oh, good squeak there! Good Andy squeak”

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Andrew: “Oh, no! Hoisted by my own pe-joke”

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Andrew: “Ohh, you can afford that!!”

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Andrew: Singing “B-B-B-B-Bennie!”

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Andrew: Singing “Safelite repair, Safelite replace!”

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Andrew: Snorting and laughing

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Andrew: “Wait! Hold on! Where does the… facts… end and… jokes begin?”

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Andrew: “What is the state of the Rourke?”

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Andrew: “You didn’t fall for my head fake on that one”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’ll trade you a Luke Burbank and a Mo Rocca for one Paula Poundstone. Get outta here! (Yeah)”

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Luke: “Andy Rooney complained so that I could fly”

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Luke: “Andy Rooney… happily married… for seventy years… to his desk”

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Luke: “Beep-beep… ribby-ribby”

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Luke: “Beep-beep… ribby-ribby. Let’s take a break”

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Luke: “How Rooney!”

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Luke: “I left my Bonvoy in El Segundo… I got to get it. I got, got to get it”

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Luke: “I’ve lived a very regrettable life”

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Luke: “It’s just… a… an albino mudslide”

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Luke: “John Travolta-tron”

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Luke: “My name is Luke Burbank; I am your host. Coming to you today… from Bel Air, California. That’s right… I start out in West Philadelphia, that’s where I was born and raised… I think you know how much time I spent on the playground… but, now, I’m here in Bel Air”

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Luke: Saying “Hey… Nehru collar” as Bob Dylan

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Luke: Singing “Don’t walk on the carpet. We’ve got slippers for that”

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Clips From TBTL #3015

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Andrew: “Barbecue flavor Fritos!!”

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Andrew: “Boy, that pimple really became kind of a… a third character in my relationship”

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Andrew: “Get away from me”

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Andrew: “I don’t get it again”

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Andrew: “I like strugs”

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Andrew: “I want you to know, I am a hundred percent down for making ‘strugs’ a thing”

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Andrew: “It just comes out!”

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Andrew: “Let’s just… continue the new tradition of me using TBTL to expose… all… of my… flaws”

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Andrew: “Nicole Kidman”

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Andrew: “Oh, we gotta go to the break; why am I just extending this conversation with bullshit”

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Andrew: “Say ‘no’ to strugs”

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Andrew: “Shoot ’em out!”

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Andrew: “That’s literally… a seagull”

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Andrew: “This is what they call a hundred year pimple”

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Andrew: “Well, I probably won’t do well; I don’t speak seagull”

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Andrew and Luke: “Boy, that pimple really became kind of a… a third character in my relationship… all through the weekend (Ahh-oh!!)”

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Luke: “Bucky the Burbs”

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Luke: “Gray… dank meme weather”

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Luke: “Having some real strugs”

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Luke: “I’m high on life. I just say ‘No’ to strugs”

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Luke: “It does not bother me”

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Luke: “Like a dog returns to his vomit… so, a Burbank and his Bob Dylan… impression… are surely reunited”

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Luke: “Not a-good!”

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Luke: Saying “Thank you… for not going nowhere” as Bob Dylan

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Luke: Saying something as Arnold Schwarzenegger

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Luke: Singing “Are you ready for some Jedis?”

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Luke: Singing “They gonna put me in movies”

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Luke: “Sue ’em for what?”

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Luke: “This, my friend… is the seagull copulation call!”

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Luke: Turning the Strong Bad E-mail drop into one about seagulls

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Luke: “Y’all… The Walsh is here and this is his space”

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Luke: “You son of a gun!”

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Luke: “Zealandia!!”

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Luke and Andrew: Dankest deets and dankity deets

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Luke and Andrew: “I’ll never get over the time that I saw Jason Segel in that… air… airport lounge in Chicago… and, I really knew it was over for Burbs… I don’t get it again”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke thanking the first Donor of the Day as Bob Dylan

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Luke and Andrew: “Maybe I’m just like my mother… Don’t finish that. Softly fweeting [ph] in the background. Okay, that was better than I thought”

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Clips From No Point Conversion 2019-10-21

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Andrew: “And, I wanna be a good co-bro”

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Andrew: “Yeah! So, that should go well”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew’s phone fitness tracker was mocking him, probably

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Luke: “As I’m huffing and puffing down Northwest Avenue in Bellingham”

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Luke: “I’m Doctor… Arakaki”

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Luke: “We could’ve had Mahomes!”

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Luke: “WT-the-F, Pete?”

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Clips From TBTL #3014

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Andrew: “Bakin’ soda. I got bakin’ soda”

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Andrew: “Beep… bop-bop, boo-doop… bo”

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Andrew: “If you become me, man… this podcast has no chance!”

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Andrew: “It makes you… think”

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Andrew: “Now that you say that, I, I didn’t put it together”

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Andrew: “Nudges for fudges”

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Andrew: “Oh my God! The garbage must smell like flowers there; that must be great!”

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Andrew: “Oh, I see! You’re trying to rhyme with the end of the scat!”

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Andrew: “That should be me… That could be me!”

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Andrew: “The more you play drops of me at the beginning of the show, the closer you are… to… getting a new co-host, I suppose. So… it’s just shocking, it’s just shocking to hear myself… like that”

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Andrew: “The Nicole Kidman thing, I can’t figure out if… we… if we broke my brain that day”

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Andrew: “They picked up the garbage!”

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Andrew: “This is… almost certainly the wrong… place to take this”

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Andrew: “Well, this is a silly thing to say… but, I’ll say it”

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Andrew: “What the hell am I doing here?”

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Andrew: “Which, I hate the whole thing”

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Andrew: “Who is John English!?”

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Andrew: “Who is John Galt!?”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew making a whistle sound and Luke saying “Oh yeah”

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Andrew and Luke: “What is a bag of chips? Is that ‘Lie’s’ or ‘Lay’s’? Continue. Thank you”

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Luke: “Be-bop-bop-ba-da-boo”

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Luke: “BSME curious?”

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Luke: “Enhance. Enhance. Enhance”

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Luke: “Face it kid… it’s Scatman’s World”

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Luke: “It’s back, baby!”

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Luke: Singing “Be-bop-bop-ba-da-bo… Thank you for the dough!”

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Luke: “They may rip bongs before they, they rip the slopes”

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Luke: “What’s… diluvian? I guess that’s where we are right now. It’s a diluvian day… here in the Bay City”

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Luke and Andrew: “Above, as below, The Bone… Sent ya!”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, yeah, folks… we’re back to this rotten stuff. (Sorry! I’m out of garbage talk!) Get ready”

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Luke and Andrew: “I do have a mole that, literally, goes in her mouth… (Oh…) if I hug her from a certain angle (god…damnit)”

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Luke and Andrew: “I don’t like ‘TBTL daddy;’ but, I love, ‘This is a nudge to pick up the fudge’ (No, we don’t call, we don’t call it that)”

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Luke and Andrew: “I guess it was the… scatting was just in the international language… the lingua franca of scat… That’s right”

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Luke and Andrew: “This is a nudge… to pick up the fudge. No… no”

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Wayne Masterson: “One day, I had a few comments regarding your mole situation”

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Clips From McMillan Men #10

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Andrew: “And, I’m just gonna be honest about this; and, I hope… that I’m wrong or I’m just too dumb”

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Andrew: “Did you see that, John!? My legs are like rubber! I wasn’t even trained how to do that!”

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Andrew: “Fuck Tom”

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Andrew: “Hello, smooth-faced podcast man”

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Andrew: “Oh, okay!”

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Luke: “He just seems to… fuck everything–you know, he has… the… you know, diarrhea touch”

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Luke: “How do I put this without it sounding, kind of… Islamophobic?”

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Luke: “I’m deadly serious Luke. Sitting over there is a person who brings together the best elements of… big, dark beard man and jiu-jitsu airport bro, he is Andrew Walsh”

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Luke: “Nothing happened here!”

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Luke: “Surely was a Sure Shot redemption”

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Luke: “Tom fuck right off!”

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Luke: “You did, motherfucker!”

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Clips From TBTL #3013

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Andrew: “Ah, shoot. This is the worst”

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Andrew: “And then, I looked at that Squirt and I was, like, ‘Was it you!? Was it the Squirt? Was it the sugar in the Squirt that gave me this?'”

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Andrew: “And, I thought you were being a little extra”

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Andrew: “And, then, you just Fonzied it!”

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Andrew: “Aw, hell no!”

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Andrew: “Cuz, here’s the deal, Stu-bot”

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Andrew: Drawn out “Hey!”

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Andrew: “Follow the garbage!”

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Andrew: Getting mentioned for asking if they were saying “assknobs” or “ass snobs”

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Andrew: “Gimme pizza!”

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Andrew: “Hmm?”

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Andrew: “I have a… short, gross story for you”

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Andrew: “I think I’m growing a unicorn horn right out of the center of my head!”

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Andrew: “I will exploit myself!”

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Andrew: “I’m a sentimental guy”

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Andrew: “I’m… you know… a special unicorn boy”

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Andrew: “Luke, by the way, totally Fonzied… a speaker before our… before our live show on the boat”

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Andrew: “Oh, Andrew”

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Andrew: Singing “A long, long time ago”

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Andrew: Singing “I am the cute one”

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Andrew: “That’s one thing that I think is manageable for my broken brain”

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Andrew: “The South Paw Diet”

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Andrew: “Who could forget the great Squirt stories… of earlier this week?”

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Andrew: “You said something once that really stuck with me, that I wonder if I exaggerate in my brain too much”

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Andrew and Luke: “I was thinking about you when I was… (Thank you) growing my… Just wait for me to finish this sentence. Oh…”

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Andrew and Steve Neuman: “Did I kill it right before your favorite part, Stu? You sure did”

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Luke: “Don’t Google ‘ass snob'”

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Luke: “Eff this!”

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Luke: Growling like Marge Simpson

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Luke: “I wanna be nice here; because, there are fine, there are… fine people on both sides”

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Luke: “I was, like, ‘This speaker sounds kind of crunchy… There must be something crunchy in it'”

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Luke: “I will be submitting my resignation”

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Luke: “Ixnay… on the Adams Ray!!”

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Luke: “My… skin is doing a thing right now!”

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Luke: Saying “If you’ve written a song about the nuclear process of the Sun… you might be a Giant” as Jeff Foxworthy

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Luke: Singing “All of me loves all of you”

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Luke: “Suck it, Apple Store”

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Luke: “Then, I look up and yell at the clouds and, then, I take a nap at 2 PM; because, I’m a very, very old… man”

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Luke: “We may need to simmer Stu up!”

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Luke: “Y’all just lost a customer”

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Luke and Andrew: “But, you put me in the woods… (Mmm-hmm. Sure) and, I see that, I am shitting bricks! Excuse me, shitting rocks. Okay, thank you… Geez… We have kids who listen to this”

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Luke and Andrew: “If you wanna talk about skin problems, you’ve come to the right forty-three year old man. I thought I might have”

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Luke and Andrew: “You’re the king of the castle and I’m the dirty rascal. Crash into me. (Right) Crash into me (Exactly)”

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Steve Neuman: “Hey, assknobs”

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Steve Neuman: “Oh, Andrew”

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