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Clips From TBTL #2975

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Andrew: “Alright, we’ll do it live”

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Andrew: “And, I know I had ‘grump face’ on”

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Andrew: “And, I’m not trying to, like, ‘No, but’ this story”

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Andrew: “Buck… Dustwell”

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Andrew: “But, I just worry that I’m too fat!”

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Andrew: “Evoking a Swifty”

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Andrew: “Hello, Detroit! Hello, Baltimore!”

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Andrew: “I don’t know”

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Andrew: “I have an amount of face-blindness”

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Andrew: “I’ll be honest with you, Luke; I wish I hadn’t said that”

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Andrew: “I’m a total Travolta”

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Andrew: “I’m just thinking about breaded fish… I am kinda hungry”

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Andrew: “I’m the complete opposite. I’m a total Travolta”

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Andrew: “In this edition of TBTL: American Icons”

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Andrew: “Little scat-chy”

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Andrew: “Or, Pubmlr… [ph] public radio… related dating site”

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Andrew: “Professor Difficult”

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Andrew: Saying “I got something to say!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Saying “Yay!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “This didn’t seem as cringey to me”

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Andrew: “Was she… in drag… as Taylor Swift?”

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Andrew: “Why the face”

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Andrew and Luke: “Alright, we’ll do it live. Okay. Wow”

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Andrew and Luke: “And, also, can I just say something? I’ve been debating whether or not to say something on today’s show about this; and, I’m going to. Oh, wow”

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Andrew and Luke: “I don’t know. I don’t… I don’t know (Okay)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Just blowing through nap time, aren’t we? (Yeah)”

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Luke: “Andrew Louis Walsh I’m mmm-medium on”

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Luke: “Bon voy, everybody!”

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Luke: “Chest Rockington”

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Luke: “He is Andrew–which one am I gonna go with, let’s do this one (I might have tacos when I go home. I’m not quite sure yet)–Walsh”

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Luke: “I know we’re getting off-talkities [ph]“

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Luke: “Octopodes”

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Luke: “Recedingly increasing?”

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Luke: Saying “Very, very drunk” in a Northern Irish accent

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Luke: Singing “Bon voy my mind”

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Luke: Singing “Bon voy my mind” #2

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Luke: “That poor, fucking crab. What are you doing, bro?”

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Luke: “The wickedly hirsute!”

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Luke: “What!!?!”

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Luke: “Who loves ya, baby?”

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Luke: “You know what? I gotta say ‘bon voy’ to my brain. You just blew it up”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke compared Andrew’s journey with the Bob Garfield lasagna joke with Andy Dufresne’s journey in The Shawshank Redemption

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Luke and Andrew: “She was a handsome woman; and… the men in the saloon had noticed it, or something. Stop, Luke. Yeah! Stop!”

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Clips From TBTL #2974

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Andrew: “But, I was freaked the fuck out. Sleep well, Luke”

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Andrew: “Even when I tell myself mentally, like, ‘Oh, it’s okay. I got this. This is no big deal;’ my body is like, ‘Do you? Do you got this, Andrew?'”

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Andrew: “I’m snaked out”

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Andrew: “We’re gonna start with rash talk; is that cool?”

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Andrew: “You’re welcome, Port Townsend!”

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Chris Gethard: Imitating a funny laugh

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Chris Gethard: “You don’t know what you’re talking about! You don’t know what you’re doing! You have to stop!”

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Chris Gethard and Luke: “And then, also, like, one time, a guy who called in just told me about four different times he pooped his pants. Like, it can be… anything. It can really be anything. It can really be whatever you want to make it, you know? Was that a good episode? It was great. One of my fav–We also had a guy, there’s one guy who called up to tell… Anything sound familiar with my voice?”

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Chris Gethard and Luke: Going off on illusionists, especially after one ate into TBTL’s stage time

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Luke: “Carey… this is my actual wife. What… what did I get wrong?”

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Luke: “Excited that we have a special guest coming by. Chris Gethard will be here… Or not, after that response! You guys may have just cost us a guest; and… I’ll never forgive you for that”

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Luke: “I have to tell you something, Andrew… I kind of… I sort of lied to you on the show, the other day, when I was talking about this snake”

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Luke and Andrew: “I got married here… like… I wanna say… I wanna say, it was, like, four years ago…ish… My wife is here somewhere. How, how long ago was it? How long ago was it? Six. Six years ago. Agree to disagree”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s sort of the canary in the coal mine, of your anxiety, right? It… it is”

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Luke and Chris Gethard: “We have brought you here to serve you with some papers… for… copyright violation. Okay. And, even worse, because you stole our ideas and did them much better… and more successfully”

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Luke, Chris Gethard and Andrew: “Hello, Chris, welcome to TBTL… Thank you so much for having me. Sorry to sneak up on you like that. I feel like we started (I really thought you left; and, I was, like, ‘I get it. I get it actually’)”

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Luke, Chris Gethard and Andrew: There’s a possibility that the Burbank Springs snake could cuddle up in bed while Luke and Carey are sleeping

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Clips From TBTL #2973

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Andrew: “A thang”

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Andrew: “About twenty-five minutes ago, I clearly ran out of words; so, good for me. Sorry, Luke”

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Andrew: “And, it’s a real… mind twister”

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Andrew: “I don’t even know what the words are!”

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Andrew: Saying “Oh, Walsh” in a funny, drawn out manner

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Andrew: “Valley City, Ohio really is the Big Sleep”

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Andrew: “Which sounds terrible coming out of my mouth”

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Andrew: “Wow!”

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Andrew: “Yay for the youth!”

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Andrew: “You and I are great at promotions”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew is No Fun Junior while Mr. No Fun is his father

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Luke: “Are you guys here because of the cocaine?”

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Luke: “Co-kai-ane [ph]“

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Luke: “Fri-yay”

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Luke: Funny laugh

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Luke: Funny laugh #2

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Luke: “Giant ass pickles!”

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Luke: “Hunh!”

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Luke: “It’s TBTL time”

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Luke: “Jitters”

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Luke: Saying “Yeah!” as Adam Duritz

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Luke: Singing “I’m back in the New York groove” as Bob Dylan

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Luke: Singing the “In the Dark” theme

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Luke: “The Hilarious World of Tour-pression”

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Luke: “This aggression will not stand”

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Luke: “This has been a boon for, probably, everybody involved”

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Luke: “We haven’t even talked about Duritz’s dreads, bro”

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Luke: “We would not be able to embezzle funds from… In the Dark”

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Luke: “You know, I’m trying to… be real, kind of, you know, keep it very 60s, daddy-o”

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Luke and Andrew: “Just sell the pickle! Yeah”

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Luke and Andrew: The Seattle live show will be all ages and out on the water, thus Luke and Andrew suggest bringing or stealing a kid, etc.

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Luke and Andrew: “The tickets for all three shows are ten… bucks… a pop, Andrew. If our manager finds out we’re doing this, he’s gonna fire us! (Yeah) These prices are crazy! (He’s out of town this weekend)”

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Clips From TBTL #2972

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Andrew: “Blah, blah, blah”

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Andrew: “Collabo”

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Andrew: “Did you poop?”

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Andrew: “Go loud and high”

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Andrew: “I don’t know”

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Andrew: “I don’t know, Luke… I don’t, I don’t know why you say this show is weird. I don’t think there’s anything weird about this show”

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Andrew: “I got more scat to taste”

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Andrew: “I said something about… a boner”

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Andrew: “I’m not being weird here”

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Andrew: “It’s so… freaking fun”

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Andrew: “No, I think I’m lazy”

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Andrew: “Nothing weird about that”

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Andrew: “Oh, dang”

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Andrew: Scatting

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Andrew: “The Land on Demand!”

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Andrew: “What is all that sound!?”

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Andrew: “Yeah, I don’t wanna be cruel; and, you know, I love that goddamn dog”

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Andrew: “You can make the argument that I’m a big baby”

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Andrew: “You can make the argument that I’m a big baby when it comes to spoilers”

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Andrew and Luke: “206-414-82…(82) 85 (85)”

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Andrew and Luke: “So far, I’m writing it all down. Talk slower. Okay. Good”

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Andrew ad Luke: “You know what Steven Tyler has dabbled in? Music? Scatting”

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Luke: “Alexa… play Scatman!”

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Luke: “Alexa… put TBTL back on!”

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Luke: “Geez Louise. I’m nipping out hard in that picture”

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Luke: “Gilchrist! How can I screw that up?”

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Luke: “God don’t want me yet, man… I got more feet to taste”

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Luke: “I’m not on trial here everybody, okay!?”

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Luke: “If, if I had to scat in front of people”

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Luke: “Like, if I thought my scat singing was giving me flop sweat, this is gonna be much worse”

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Luke: “Oh, damn!”

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Luke: Photo Booth sound effect coming from Luke’s laptop

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Luke: “Plaidman’s world”

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Luke: Quickly singing “O say can you see, by the dawn’s early light”

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Luke: Saying “There’s no more room in this wagon!” in a funny manner

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Luke: Scatting

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Luke: Scatting #2

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Luke: Scatting #3

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Luke: Snorting

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Luke: “There is something about the soul of a scat”

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Luke: “Turn up the volume… Alexa, turn up the volume… Alexa, turn up the volume”

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Luke and Andrew: “Are you gonna go see that kind of smut talk… (Yeah!) on Saturday!? Would you–I mean, that’s just–that’s… honestly… that is perverted! I don’t need that kinda… gutter talk in my life”

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Luke and Andrew: “I guess we had a good run… probably gonna be empty on Saturday… (Did we?) starting at… 4:30”

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Luke and Andrew: “I suffer from small nipple syndrome (Oh, there they are)”

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Luke and Andrew: Laughing

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Luke and Andrew: “She’s seen some shit! (Yeah) She’ll be able to handle Steven Tyler’s general vibe (Mmm-hmm!)”

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Luke and Andrew: Singing “Would you like to swing on a star. (Swing on a star. Ba-da-doo) Carry moon beams home in a jar”

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Luke and Andrew: “We’re having a fire… (Drill) drill!”

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Clips From McMillan Men #3

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Andrew: “Beta, cuck, scissors”

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Andrew: Coughing

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Andrew: Drawn out “Way back”

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Andrew: “For the record, I am tripping balls”

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Andrew: “I get such, like… I don’t mean this is in a sexist way… girl detective vibes from her”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “Speaking of my brain being bad”

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Andrew: “These coughs don’t count. The interview hasn’t started yet”

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Andrew: “Tragi-funny”

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Andrew: “You know me. My brain is bad”

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Andrew and Luke: “When I was five, they made me fight a chicken. If the chicken won, I was ‘Louie’; if I won, I was gonna be ‘Louis’. (Yeah) I kicked that chicken’s ass (Wow)”

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Luke: “Do you wanna cold one?”

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Luke: Drawn out “Yup!”

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Luke: “I’m gonna beta cuck them”

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Luke: Making a chef’s kiss sound

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Luke: “Rosham-cuck?”

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Luke: “You are not tripping balls”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m gonna just being beta cucking in the weeds. We called it beta, cuck, scissors, actually, is what we called it in Ohio growing up. Rosham-cuck?”

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Clips From TBTL #2971

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Andrew: “Doctor Boat”

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Andrew: “Dude, tattoo that on me”

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Andrew: “God, what a dumb joke. Go. Hit it! Hit it! Hit it! Get us out of this!”

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Andrew: “Hootiful/Banonymous [ph]“

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Andrew: “I don’t know if I agree with that”

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Andrew: “I don’t know what words mean”

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Andrew: “I thought they were real mattresses!”

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Andrew: “I’m, I’m making a bunch of weird marsupial noises”

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Andrew: “I’ve got a bit of an edge to my voice; maybe, I’m just a cranky person”

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Andrew: Making a series of funny sounds

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Andrew: Making a series of funny sounds and saying “I don’t know if I agree with that”

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Andrew: “Never mind… Forget it”

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Andrew: “Now, you’re asking the right questions”

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Andrew: “Oh, man!”

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Andrew: “Oh, no!!”

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Andrew: “Oh! That’s very intriguing!”

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Andrew: “Okay!”

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Andrew: “There will be jousting… if I have anything to say about it”

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Andrew: “Who’s watching the De Niro’s watchers? She was… she was taking De Niro’s dinero!”

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Andrew: “You’re in Ford country. On a quiet night, you can hear a Chevy rust”

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Luke: “And, I could, like… hear her behind me going, ‘Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no!’ And, then, she just… ate shit… so hard on this path”

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Luke: “I mean, not to get woo-woo”

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Luke: “I, I’m such a… old man yells at… transportation app”

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Luke: Making mouth clicking sounds

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Luke: “Over My Dead Boat!”

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Luke: “Short steps, deep breaths”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m all about parenting outside the box, Andrew. (Mmm-hmm) I’m known for that… That’s why I decided to have a child at age seventeen”

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Luke and Andrew: “The… big… purple balls… on this person! Oh-la-la!”

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