Category: Audio Clips

Andrew: “Alright, I’m gonna get goofy here for a second”

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Andrew: “Awesome!”

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Andrew: “Didn’t I do that… in a? What did I do?”

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Andrew: “Goddamn… that was terrible”

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Andrew: “Holy crap!”

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Andrew: “I don’t even know what the hell I’m talking about. Why am I even starting this sentence?”

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Andrew: “I have some regrets, man”

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Andrew: “I never regret not tweeting something”

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Andrew: “I’m still out there eating the pork”

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Andrew: “If you, if you actually count hamsters, I guess… my first porn name would be Sexy Boots”

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Andrew: Mumbling “Oh, I just had to get you on the show”

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Andrew: “My porn name is Fred Crocker”

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Andrew: “Oh, that sounds like a Luke Burbank dream!”

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Andrew: “Ski-Ba-Bop… Ba-Dop-Bop”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “Uh-oh. It’s us again!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Good morning, Luke… I’m gonna do this. I don’t want to cause any friction in our relationship. I want the show to be friendly… and fun today; but, I gotta ask… have you cast your ballot yet? It is primary day here in Washington state… Voting is important… Come on, Luke. But, is it?”

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Luke: “Albert Oinkstein…”

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Luke: “God.. damnit! You got me. I’m back in. I am back in”

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Luke: “Honestly, Luke Burbank is a better porn name”

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Luke: “I admire how quickly you went with that wrong answer”

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Luke: “I just live in the biggest liberal bubble; but, I just… think he’s gonna get his… ass kicked in 2020”

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Luke: “I just think he’s gonna get his ass kicked”

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Luke: “I will crawl across broken… fucking glass”

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Luke: “It’s like a primordial ooze of memes”

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Luke: Making some thinking mouth sounds

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Luke: “Now I’m doing it. Now, I’m just describing memes”

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Luke: “Olive… is in it for Olive”

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Luke: Saying “But, is it?” in a high-pitched voice

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Luke: Saying “Hickenlooper? That’s a foot disease I had in the 1800s!” as someone doing an impression of Bernie Sanders

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Luke: Saying “I could care less” with a Southern drawl

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Luke: Saying “I’m the guy from the Liberty Mutual ad. It’s… very up… way too upsetting” in a distorted manner

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Luke: “So, my real life… and the… meme life, online, intersected nicely last night”

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Luke: “You are so on, girl”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’ll spare you the impression; but, he was like… ‘Hickenlooper? That’s a foot disease I had in the 1800s!’ I don’t think… By the way… I love it; but, I don’t think you know what ‘I’ll spare you the impression’ means”

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Luke and Andrew: “Olive sees her way of life… increasingly shrinking and it… it, it upsets her. No… We have to figure out–how do we reach the disaffected… Olive vote. Right”

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???: Snorting

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Andrew: “And, what was underneath there–better… than a clean-up dog; but, a clean-up sausage”

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Andrew: “Be the bummer you wanna beat up”

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Andrew: “Genevieve had the Spotify account bumping on the inside of the house”

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Andrew: “I mean, I’m not trying to be the bummer that I am in life”

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Andrew: “I’m just so bad at asking for things!”

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Andrew: “It was a Chrimbus miracle”

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Andrew: “Oh, damn!”

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Andrew: “Oh, no. Like, am I just being a, am I just being a blabbermouth?”

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Andrew: Saying “Well, whatever’s in the kitchen” in a gruff manner

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Andrew: “Teshing your patience”

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Andrew: “This is some intelligence for your Tesh”

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Andrew: “We could have a snore-off”

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Andrew: “Yeah, I love ghosting”

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Andrew: “Yep!”

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Andrew: “You put the realism into magical realism with that, with that story”

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Andrew and Luke: “I don’t know; but, if we whisper, we’ll get away with it! (…whisper it!)”

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Andrew and Luke: “I was Fanatic-ing the grill… The way you were Gritty-ing the grill”

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Andrew and Luke: Welcoming new listeners that may have just stopped listening after Luke’s beautiful, purple balls talk at the very start

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Andrew and Luke: “What I’m trying to do here, in case the listeners not following along, is I’m trying to break you mentally… so, that… (Mmm-hmm!) you can’t do these gigs anymore”

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Luke: “A man for boobies”

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Luke: “All of the guys in the book, the older man… are just out… sunning… their… beautiful, purple balls… like, sunning… their… herniated testicles”

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Luke: “Are you shitting me? Whole Foods Voodoo vegan sandwich?”

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Luke: “Be the bummer you want to see”

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Luke: “Give me five minutes, you son of a bitch”

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Luke: “I feel like I was going somewhere with that; but… but, I guess that was… The fact that I don’t have any more words to say about that is an indication that… that observation is done”

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Luke: “Obvs”

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Luke: “Ooh! Thanks a lot, Obama!”

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Luke: “Red alert… Red alert… Actual topics… are in danger of being ignored”

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Luke: “Some weird, derping dingus!”

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Luke: “Sorry this is how we’re starting the week, everybody”

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Luke: “That’s the way my screwed up brain works”

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Luke and Andrew: “But, that’s way different than your going in front of five hundred or a thousand people… (Mmm-hmm) and, and, doing, like, lines… So… You guys were doing lines!? Geez! (Well) No wonder you weren’t nervous!”

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Andrew: “Andrew with the fan”

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Andrew: “Bye-bye!”

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Andrew: “Did you come to fix my fan?”

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Andrew: “Don’t feel lame. Feel, feel blurs!”

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Andrew: “Everything is a clusterfuck”

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Andrew: “Everything was… was a cluster-friend”

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Andrew: “I know I just keep saying the same things on the show”

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Andrew: “I was gonna try to fake it; but, I’ll just say it, cuz it might be interesting”

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Andrew: “Mowing… big… ass country lawns”

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Andrew: “Oh, my! Is that KIXI radio I hear?”

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Andrew: Singing “Do you have to, do you have to let it shinkle”

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Andrew: Singing “I’ll hold a spoon for you”

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Andrew: “Sir, they are not!”

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Andrew: Speaking like a teacher from the Peanuts cartoons

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Andrew: “Took a second; but, I got there”

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Andrew: “We just heard that, lady!”

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Andrew: “You can feel that the blades, kinda, want to move if you, if you… help ’em with your finger a little bit”

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Andrew: “You know, I fit in with that vibe, I would guess… both with… my… music taste and cantankerousness”

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Andrew: “You used a lot of words there that I’m not gonna comment on”

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Luke: “Did they say, ‘Blessed are the Greek’?”

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Luke: “Go off!”

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Luke: “Gooding up your smell parts”

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Luke: “It’s a me-me thing”

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Luke: “Jay Inslee… is a hottie”

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Luke: “Old man… compliments cloud”

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Luke: “Old man… waxes nostalgic about cloud”

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Luke: “Shut up, you hippie”

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Luke: Singing “Cinderelly, Cinderelly. Night and day, it’s Cinderelly”

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Luke: “Things are a lot better now”

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Luke: “Walsh and Burbs… Fast and Furious Seven”

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Luke and Andrew: “Brunch with The Beatles. I think that one’s in LA. I think this an afternoon… Lunch with the Leedles… [ph] Dinner with the Dietls”

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Luke and Andrew: “Cinderelly, Cinderelly. Night and day, it’s Cinderelly… Sorry about that… Well, we got that in the clear? I may never recover from that; and, I know our listeners won’t. Yeah, what did you blow out with that? Anyway. A lot of vocal cords!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m not trying (Yeah) to stir… stir up… any shinkle… between you… and Genevieve”

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Luke and Andrew: “Please… my fan… (Yeah!) he very sick”

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Andrew: “I… like to do… good”

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Andrew: “I’m breaking… some ethical rules of podcasting here”

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Andrew: “It makes me emotionally upset!”

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Andrew: “Luke, listen, like… you’re the star here”

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Andrew: “My gut’s a gut!”

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Andrew: “Oh my God!”

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Andrew: “Oh my God. This is so terrible. And, who’s the women who… plays… the prostitute?”

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Andrew: “That would be ethically… badly”

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Andrew: “The only good imitation I do is of myself”

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Andrew: “The only good imitation I do is of myself… saying things I’ve already said on the show”

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Andrew: “You get the show title for the day. I’ve been a show title hog”

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Andrew and Luke: “That would be ethically… badly… Hmm… Not goodly? No. The opposite of goodly, badly. (The opposite?) Mmm-hmm… You know… the thing is, Andrew, we need the… we need the badly… as, as much as we need the goodly (Without the badly, we don’t have goodly)”

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Luke: “Hughes it or lose it!”

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Luke: “I do the weirdest thing”

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Luke: Quietly saying “I don’t know what the numbers mean!”

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Luke: “Shut up, kid!”

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Luke: “That’s the yingly and yangly of life”

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Andrew: “A More Responsible Font”

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Andrew: “Am I doing a good job, daddy?”

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Andrew: “I do feel like my brain is just bad”

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Andrew: “I just want everybody to know that I’m… as much of a lummox off the air as I am on”

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Andrew: “I told you I’m not good with coming up with names for things, or recalling names!”

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Andrew: “I was just a little… just a little turd out there”

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Andrew: “I’ve probably ruined the show with my… my… bad brain and bad searching enough today; so, I won’t, I won’t look it up again”

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Andrew: “Return to the Future”

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Andrew: Saying “I want a Scooby snack” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “That is some funny shit… I’ve never been font slapped before”

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Andrew: “Uncle Shinkle… can I have a… can I have a coupon for the Circle K?”

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Andrew: “You know… let’s just do this”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m sure people like him do… cast a wide net… looking for influences, right? Like, maybe he wasn’t (Yeah) at the… Christian rap club… but, you know, maybe… you know… It’s called church… I told you I’m not good with coming up with names for things, or recalling names!”

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Andrew and Luke: “It is called ‘Catch Me If You Can’? Yeah… Oh… okay. Never mind”

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Andrew and Luke: “Or them, or zaddy… or zommy… Or… or shinkle… Or, shi–Uncle Shinkle… Uncle Shinkle, can I have a coupon for the Circle K?”

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Luke: “Don’t… stay in my horse… if you’re dark-sided”

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Luke: “Return to the Past?”

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Luke: “Rise and shine… kids! It’s time to go to Christian rap club!”

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Luke: Saying “There’s no going back” in a funny manner

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Luke: Saying “There’s too much good stuff” in a funny manner

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Luke: “Who would Jesus sue?”

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Luke: “You’re the… red, white and blue; all the funny things you do. America, America… this is you”

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Luke and Andrew: “Sure as shinkle, Andrew… You have (Oh, shit!) an interesting relationship with movie titles. Oh, no! My brain is gone”

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Luke and Andrew: “Toomhis: Too much Hearthstone… (Yeah) stuff”

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