Category: Audio Clips

Andrew: “And, sure as… shinkles [ph]“

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Andrew: “Anyway. What a… what a… unorganized… little wormhole I just tried to take you into”

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Andrew: “Burp, Charlie, burp!”

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Andrew: “But, I know that what you really want me to talk about is the thing that I’m holding in my hand, and… occasionally smelling”

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Andrew: “Can I tell you something weird about me?”

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Andrew: “Ha!!”

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Andrew: “He got hit… in the damn, in the shinkled head!”

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Andrew: “I don’t want to!”

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Andrew: “I don’t, I don’t know”

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Andrew: “I have shinkles on my judder”

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Andrew: “I have shinkles on my judder, as a matter of fact; and, it doesn’t cause any problems for me at all”

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Andrew: “Maybe I’m just high on my own supply”

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Andrew: “Nay, nay, nay! Get thee a venue!”

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Andrew: “Oh, there we are! Well, I look grumpy as hell”

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Andrew: Singing “The Three-Thousand Tour”

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Andrew: Sniffing his baseball

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Andrew: “Sometimes I do things when I don’t think about them much”

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Andrew: “The taste of the mitt, the smell of the ball”

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Andrew: “This bachelor went to a baseball game”

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Andrew: “This is such bad… radio!”

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Andrew and Luke: “And, sure as shit, it is coming near us! It’s coming very close; (Sure as shinkles) and, then… Sure as shinkles. Sorry”

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Luke: “Don’t do this. Don’t break the seal… Don’t wake yourself up”

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Luke: “Holy, holy, holy”

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Luke: “Oh, you”

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Luke: “Oh, you… How did you, how did you get a reservation? Oh, I just made a call. Oh, you”

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Luke: “Spare no detail”

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Luke: “The crack of the bat, the smell of the ball”

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Luke and Andrew: “Each Monday, when we join… together… (Wow!) wherever two or more of us are gather… there a podcast will be, in our mist”

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Luke and Andrew: “I want you… I want you to get a Ryan Court jersey. No way! Let’s, let’s, everybody calm down”

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Boris Johnsten: Message

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Listener Mike: “I am a large man… I’m a very large man… and, I use my dad voice… a lot”

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Luke: “Block ’em out, baby!”

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Luke: “Could we call it, ‘Foreign Pod-icy’?”

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Luke: “Fast food graveyard”

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Luke: “He is not some sort of platonic ideal of physicality”

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Luke: “I am the one who blocks!”

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Luke: “I’m Lucas with the lid off”

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Luke: “One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine”

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Luke: “TBluhxit [ph]“

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Luke: “That is Hospitaliano”

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Luke: “The real… BJ”

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Luke: “Where I fought this guy, who is dressed head to toe… in Boston Red Sox gear… or, was it Yankees gear? I dunno; those are the same teams in my mind, honestly… cuz, I hate both of them”

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Luke: “You… you should not be on the effing sidewalk’

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Luke: “You’re the only thing that gets me”

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Luke and Andrew: “Everybody knows it’s ‘Yogurt YODO’… You only ‘gurt once!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I don’t have a Christ complex, Andrew; but, I feel like I have a Christ’s parents complex (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’ll edit this whole thing out. Okay”

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Luke and Andrew: “You go-gurt. You go-gurt!”

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Andrew: “Are you sure you don’t wanna start drinking again?”

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Andrew: “Bon voy-italiano!”

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Andrew: “Boom, boom, boom”

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Andrew: “But, now, I have to re-train my brain!”

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Andrew: “Get the vibe, get the vibe!”

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Andrew: “Happy Blursday, Scott Walker and the guy from…”

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Andrew: “He is the dirty one”

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Andrew: “He’s, like, right behind me, zipping down, and just screams it at me in this really aggressive, real, I’m gonna say, asshole-y way; because, he’s what we would call… an asshole”

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Andrew: “I don’t give a shit”

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Andrew: “I drink your milkshake!”

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Andrew: “I was so filled with rage in that moment”

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Andrew: “I was… the manger!”

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Andrew: “I’ll ding ya for that one”

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Andrew: “I’m all words”

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Andrew: “I’m not saying we’re not dumb; or, certainly, I’m not… not dumb. I’m not not dumb!”

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Andrew: “I’m not… not dumb. I’m not not dumb!”

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Andrew: “Luke was right, Andrew was wrong”

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Andrew: “Not not no”

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Andrew: “Okay, Luke. This is amazing!”

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Andrew: “Oooh! I’m excited and somewhat… excited”

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Andrew: “Power out!”

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Andrew: “TBlexit”

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Andrew: “The real… B. Johnson”

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Andrew: “This is a call from… Captain Crunch!”

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Andrew: “Toothpaste for play!”

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Andrew: “Uhh, so bad!!”

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Andrew: “Walsh doesn’t like… people!”

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Andrew: “We are so proud of ourselves”

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Andrew: “What do you think I said? I, I mean, you know me so well now. I say the stupidest things”

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Andrew: “When you’re in Seattle, you don’t stay in hotels, Luke; you stay with me!”

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Andrew: “Why are you poking this bear with a short stick?”

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Andrew: “You remind me of a man. What man? The man with the power. Power of voodoo, hoodoo, you do. I do what? Remind me of the man!”

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Andrew: “You seem real polite!”

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Andrew and Luke: Getting mentioned regarding the show length, etc.

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Andrew and Luke: “If there had been a rock on the ground, there’s a chance I would have gone biblical… on his skull… (Wow! Whoa!)”

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Andrew: “And, it felt good, Luke”

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Andrew: “Episode number… four ninety-two… Andy Beggars [ph] is a Buttface”

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Andrew: “I send it over to the thing that’ll send it to your podcatchers; and, then, I send it over to the thing so you can listen to it online”

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Andrew: “It’s a wolf trap!”

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Andrew: “It’s back, baby!”

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Andrew: “Jank viral content”

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Andrew: “Me-mes!”

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Andrew: “No, baby. No”

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Andrew: “Oh, I went there”

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Andrew: “Oh, no!”

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Andrew: “Oh, no!” #2

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Andrew: “Oh! That’s a good joke!”

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Andrew: “People are getting at me on Yammer!”

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Andrew: “People started Slacking at me”

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Andrew: “Your God isn’t as good as my God”

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Andrew and Luke: “Am I disrespecting your joke investigation? Yes you are, my friend”

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Andrew and Luke: “But, I also think it was a jank joke… Would you consider it a jank meme?”

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Luke: “I do some black ops stuff. I get wet”

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Luke: “Patented Burbank creative magic”

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Luke: “Poop goes in the toilet; but, I had an accident”

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Luke: “Prague Rock?”

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Luke: Singing “Hello, confidence… didn’t have enough money”

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Luke and Andrew: “Are any of these shows in existence anymore? Nope”

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Luke and Andrew: “Did you, at any point, say ‘Diagnosis: Delicious’? Cuz, that is–you’re definitely channeling Dr. Hibbert at that point… That was not a real laugh”

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Luke and Andrew: “I weep for the Secret Skin listeners who are gonna get this episode… That’s legit laughter… No laugh track! Good joke”

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Luke and Andrew: “This song slaps so hard (So smooth)”

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Andrew: “#DankViralContent”

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Andrew: “A dank viral thing!”

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Andrew: “Do I say… candora funny?”

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Andrew: “Fri-yay; as, I’ll never say again”

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Andrew: “I couldn’t actually think of the word ‘meme’ for a second. I could only think of the word ‘dank’… Weird… It’s a true story”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Maybe that’s more… producer servicing than listener servicing”

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Andrew: “Oh, yes! Can’t wait to rest these arms! Ugh! These arms are so tired; I gotta rest them!”

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Andrew: Saying “Let everybody get used to it” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Saying “Sir! Do not harass the box!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Singing “Some people go low; and, some people go high!”

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Andrew: “You do have to have a certain kind of… just… not… give-up-pedness”

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Andrew and Luke: “Oh, no! I think it’s the view of the mounds… Oh! God, look at that mound. Wow! There’s so many mounds! Man… they should this the Land of a Thousand Mounds”

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Luke: “Dank viral content?”

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Luke: “Do you think she stole this from my mom?”

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Luke: “Here’s what the baggage that I bring to these kinds of conversations”

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Luke: “I know that I said yesterday on the show… that I was go on down to Andrew’s house… and record today’s edition of the program… yesterday… But… the timing didn’t work out on that; so, I’m recording… today’s show… today! So, let that blow your mind for a minute”

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Luke: “I love centering myself in a story”

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Luke: “I was not gonna manspread. I was not gonna take possession of the armrest”

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Luke: “In all… candora”

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Luke: “Leave me the fuck alone!”

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Luke: Mimicking the sound of a text message being sent

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Luke: “Oh, man. You broke the plane, didn’t you, Andrew? Dang it!”

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Luke: “The Land of a Thousand Donors”

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Luke and Andrew: “If Burbs is gonna fly all the way out… to… (Yeah) Vienna, Virgnina… Burbs is gonna get on the radio, right?”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s some, it’s a meme-ish… (It’s a meme) thing. I actually couldn’t think of the word ‘meme’ for second. I could only think of the word ‘dank’… Weird… It’s a true story”

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Luke and Andrew: “Spellcheck doesn’t like ‘dank viral content’, as it were (Nobody does!!)”

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