Category: Audio Clips

Andrew: “And, I just freaked my shit out”

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Andrew: “And, I’m gonna go into great detail describing it to you right now”

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Andrew: “Don’t try to be so goody two shoes all the time”

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Andrew: “Dream talk, eh?”

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Andrew: “Now, puff-puff, give my friend”

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Andrew: “Obviously, nobody gives a fuck about what I tweet”

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Andrew: “Oh, shit! This is Wait Wait… Don’t Tell Me!”

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Andrew: “That is so unprofessional and not cool, Walsh!”

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Andrew: “Uh… actually, you know, there’s a British version… This will never be as big as the British version; or, whatever”

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Andrew: “Well, actually”

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Andrew and Luke: “If I ever get a dog… shipped to me in the mail, I’m naming it ‘Flyer’… Don’t flyers usually show up under your windshield wiper on your car… (I don’t know, Luke. Don’t ruin this for me)”

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Luke: “Bald spot… paint in the news?”

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Luke: “I mean, it’s like… right there… right in the Miami meat tent”

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Luke: “It… sickens me”

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Luke: “Rudy! It’s time for the thing!”

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Luke: Saying “We’ll see where this goes!” in a sing-songy manner

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Luke: Saying “You… say ‘sabotage’. I… say… ‘sabatage’ [ph]” as William Shatner

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Luke: Singing “Here comes Shatner Claus. Here comes Shatner Claus, right down Shatner Claus lane”

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Luke: “They are not a sponsor of the show; although, I would not turn down their money”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke making a wobbly spinning sound and Andrew saying “Yeah”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, you say ‘supportage’. I say ‘supportahge’. [ph] Oh”

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Andrew: “But, it really got me… It made me feel warm and nostalgic”

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Andrew: “Grow up, Walsh”

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Andrew: “High five!”

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Andrew: “Holiday-schmolidays, when can we get to ‘I’m With Cupid’?”

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Andrew: “I don’t care. You’re right”

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Andrew: “I’m sorry!”

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Andrew: “It’s just like a… bird that just… comes outta my brain”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Not that even my… point before had a point, or made sense”

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Andrew: “Oh, shit! I was gonna ask you that”

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Andrew: “Oh!”

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Andrew: “What the shit, Randy?”

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Andrew: “Who’s bringing pop culture into this!?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Neither one of us responded, I think, right? Yeah; but, in this case, a non-reaction represents real growth for me”

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Luke: “Because, I just have to take everything… to… Negative Town… Whoo-whoo! This is the four o’clock to Negative Town. All aboard!”

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Luke: “Don’t… praise… the Orthodoxy blog”

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Luke: “I dunno. I’m gonna embarrass myself”

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Luke: “Linh!”

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Luke: Saying “That’s genius work” as Bill Clinton

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Luke: Saying “They’re my friends!” in a funny manner

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Luke: Singing “American fast food. What a stupid way to die”

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Luke: Singing “Big ideas in a shrinking world”

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Luke: Singing “I’m on top of the world”

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Luke: “This is called… the okay podcast known as TBTL”

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Luke: “Well, this isn’t how I’m used to movies looking”

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Luke: “Whoo-whoo!”

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Luke: “Whoo-whoo! This is the four o’clock to Negative Town. All aboard!”

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Andrew: Beeping while Luke was talking

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Andrew: “Cooking now, daddy-o!”

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Andrew: Having a good laugh

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Andrew: “I just read something… fascinating”

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Andrew: “I know!! I remembered!!”

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Andrew: “I mean, that is… sublime!”

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Andrew: “I screwed that interview so bad”

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Andrew: “I think we had our balls reversed”

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Andrew: “It twists my brain… into pretzels”

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Andrew: “Maybe just don’t, don’t tweet it”

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Andrew: “Not to turn this into a ‘Sad Andy’ story”

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Andrew: “Oh, man. What I’m gonna say is the most, like, Pollyannaish thing or naïve thing”

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Andrew: Quietly saying “Oh, God! It’s getting weird”

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Andrew: Saying “You’re one of us now” and laughing omninously

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Andrew: “See, in the other one, it went ‘boomp-boomp’. And, that one goes ‘boomp-boomp'”

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Andrew: “Sorry, I’m making this so damn long… This is so epic in my mind and it’s probably not”

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Andrew: “TBTL… Beautiful Banality”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew thinks that he’s an uptight person, nervous and thinks that the listeners thinks that he’s dumb

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Andrew and Luke: “How many heads just exploded… (Andrew’s?) A few”

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Andrew and Luke: “Soak ‘Em. Not S-O-K-U-M’; but, ‘S-O… A-K…’ then an apostrophe and ‘E-M’. It was more of a spoken language, Andrew, than a written one… Of course, it was”

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Luke: “His shit’s all over New York”

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Luke: “Houston… we have an Andrew”

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Luke: “Houston… we have an Andrew… Walsh, that is”

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Luke: “I can’t believe what a dingus I am”

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Luke: “I collapse into myself… with embarrassment when people get into any kind of all staff… making jokes mode”

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Luke: “I don’t need to be the booger police”

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Luke: “I lived it, okay? I lived it”

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Luke: “I’m namaste”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Man Bun McBoogers”

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Luke: “Man Bun McBoogers” #2

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Luke: “Man bun… and aggressive nose picking”

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Luke: “My commentaries… are apparently… too scorching… for CBS television”

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Luke: Singing a short, little ditty

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Luke: Singing the first few notes of the Monday Night Football theme

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Luke: “Sorry for being gross”

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Luke: “Yeah. You’re so fat, some of the fat got into your brain”

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Luke and Andrew: “Boo-roo-rey. Boo-roo-rey [ph]“

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Luke and Andrew: “I think that my beef castle is starting to reflect… (Oh, you’re a buff historian)”

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Luke and Andrew: “What’s worse: knowing the day you were conceived and the circumstances or knowing the day of your death? Knowing the day that you die!”

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Andrew: “At least, Seattle still has a little bit of its… bastard charm”

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Andrew: “Cuz, I get real… I get real… kinda… sarcastic”

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Andrew: “Cuz, I was so goddamn grumpy… about it”

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Andrew: “Hey, let me ask you a question. It’s kind of a personal question… Do you have a mouth? Does somebody on your holiday shopping list have a mouth? And, do those mouths, respectively… have teeth in them?”

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Andrew: “I know that I’m a sensitive… soul over here and I don’t like being hollered at; but, you gotta trust me, I was being hollered at!”

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Andrew: “I was being hollered at!”

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Andrew: “I was just feeling a little crank yankers yesterday, anyway”

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Andrew: “I’m a… complicated creature”

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Andrew: “It’s sort of a Luke move”

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Andrew: “Please don’t… let this… let this good deed go… punished”

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Andrew: Reading the copy of a Bumble app flyer that looks like a parking ticket

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Andrew: “Son of a gun!”

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Andrew: “This is where I am a sick man”

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Andrew: “Wait… Oh! Yeah! Wheels up! Holy shit!”

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Andrew: Whispering “Dude! Alright… Let’s get into this”

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Andrew: “You can’t use your middle finger in somebody else’s car”

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Andrew: “You can’t use your middle finger in somebody else’s car, especially a stranger’s car”

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Andrew and Luke: “I think that we’re kind of an asshole generation. I think as Gen Xs, we roll our eyes (Yeah) at everything”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m fascinated to think that there is the right thwacking sound out there for you. You just haven’t met it yet… And, (Yeah) one of these days, you’re just gonna be walking along, and, all of a sudden, it’s gonna be like… That’s the one… Can I now, please… (Yep) hire your dancing lady”

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Luke: “Cooch”

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Luke: “Cooch” #2

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Luke: “Here’s a picture of a steak, libtard!!”

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Luke: “It makes me deeply embarrassed”

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Luke: “No good deed goes… punished?”

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Luke: “Oh, that’s why… these people make… the money… and, I make the podcart”

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Luke: Saying “Sorry!” in a funny manner

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Luke: “Thank you, babies… for making… TBTL… possible”

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Luke and Andrew: “Did you… see the supercut… of us saying ‘cooch;’ which, I will… have to play for you at some point. I say that it came in; but, I didn’t listen to it”

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Luke and Andrew: “I have questions; and, you better have answers for me (Yeah, we’ll see) on the other side of this break”

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Luke and Andrew: “Like, I… I… saw a guy with a man bun and I didn’t even punch him, Andrew. (Hmm) I mean, this is growth”

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