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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2771

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Andrew: “Are you a cowboy? No, I’m a chicken-boy… Yep! Come on! Gotta cross the river!”

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Andrew: “It’s working!”

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Andrew: “Man, I am the king of the stomping away”

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Andrew: Reading and talking about my e-mail regarding Topo Chico and sparkling water

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Andrew: “What are you, nutso?”

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Andrew: “Who wants a little bit of loving?”

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Andrew: “You’re suddenly becoming tater tot insufferable”

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Andrew and Sean: “I didn’t know anything about that. Well, there you go, Andrew. Welcome to the club. Thank you”

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Luke: “And, then, I also spend a lot of time grooming myself, including my bunghole”

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Luke: “Damn! Those chompers are brown!”

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Luke: “Don’t at me, people”

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Luke: “Don’t miss that Sausage Fest”

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Luke: “God, that’s a… real B word”

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Luke: “Goddamnit, Sean!!”

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Luke: “I moved here from Eagle Dong!”

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Luke: “Last train to Negative Town boarding!”

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Luke: “Let me tot-splain a couple of things to you”

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Luke: “Oh, my goodness gracious!”

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Luke: “Oh… hell to the ya”

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Luke: “So good!!”

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Luke: “That is insane!”

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Luke: “That sounds like… the show is a hemorrhoid and I’ve tried every… brand of Preparation H”

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Luke: “This is some Ark of the Covenant shit”

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Luke and Andrew: “Also, I’m trying to be less of a liar… (Mmm-hmm) these days”

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Luke and Andrew: “Can I lay some, (Yeah) can I lay some food knowledge on you? (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: Singing “Working on my nightshades”

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Luke and Sean: “Are you suffering from poop-diddy-whoop-scoop… poop? Yeah. Kanye (Poop) put it best when he said that”

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Luke and Sean: “Would not recommend… unless, you like… the smell of… steamed cauliflower; which… I don’t think anybody’s ever said, ‘Oh! What are you steaming? Is that farts? Delicious’ It’s a Cleveland”

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Sean: “Ahoy-hoy, everyone!”

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Sean: “Because, I’m a French cook”

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Sean: “Kale no!”

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Sean: Saying “A Rebecca De Mornay sauce” in a sing-songy manner

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Sean: “So… thanks for this dream-slash-nightmare period”

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Sean: “The Hand That Rocks the Ladle”

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Sean: “Ya got me”

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Sean: “You say potato, I say potato, Luke”

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Sean, Andrew and Luke: “And, then, you brown up some sausage… And, then, add the rice with the kale stuff… which is the technical term. It’s called the ‘kale stuff’. (Mmm-hmm) Yeah… don’t miss that Sausage Fest. No. Don’t. No. Sometimes, I call it ‘kale no!'”

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Clips From TBTL #2770

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Andrew: Elmer Fudd-like laugh

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Andrew: “Hey, good news for you, though. I don’t know how to use this… sound board. I can’t find the play button”

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Andrew: “It was a couple of hosts, like, you know… young people spinning popular music… Sorry, I just… heard how that sounded”

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “Well, it’s complicated”

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Andrew: “Oh, God dang it!”

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Andrew: “Oh, God! You can’t say anything anymore!”

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Andrew: “Professor TED Talk Common”

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Andrew: Singing “Through the jungle you can go with hair!”

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Andrew: “This is just… typical… snowflake Andrew”

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Andrew: “Why is there a man running down the street screaming ‘Body Heat’? Oh, that’s just Luke Burbank. He quit drinking recently”

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Andrew: “You know, just… classic, low-brow taco night”

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Andrew: “You know… Vieves and I love having… just tacos around”

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Andrew: “You’re looking for Legoland, buddy boy”

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Andrew and Luke: “You didn’t tell me that! That’s one of my favorite things to do in the world! Did you go on the boat? Yeah! Oh, God dang it!”

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Luke: “Body Heat!!!”

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Luke: “I cannot believe I just made that joke”

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Luke: “I cannot believe I just made that joke. I, you know what, honestly, I can believe it”

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Luke: “I’m finally getting a nickname!”

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Luke: “It is… amazing; or, that plane is crashing”

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Luke: “It was fully torqued, bro”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Oh, aren’t you clever”

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Luke: Quiet “Aw, shit!”

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Luke: Saying “Count Dracula” in a Count Dracula-like manner

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Luke: Saying “It is a great… book. Not a good book… a great book” as Michael Silverblatt

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Luke: Saying “What is your problem, Rudy? Is this the issue?” with Rudy responding

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Luke: “She didn’t choose the shed life. The shed life chose her”

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Luke: Singing “Through the jungle you can go with books!”

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Luke: Singing “Through the jungle you can go with hair!”

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Luke: Singing “Where would we be without books”

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Luke: “This is gonna take us down a road that we will never recover from, Andrew”

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Luke: “Tip of the laser balding helmet, bro”

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Luke: “Welcome to another early edition of TBTL… O’Dark QWERTY… The Early Blurg… Gets the Podcast… TBTL: Morning Wood… You Like to Hear a Podcast… I cannot believe I just made that joke. I, you know what, honestly, I can believe it”

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Luke: “Well, hello and good morning, everyone!”

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Luke: “You are outta your damn mind!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Fetch me my second best tonight pants!! (Yeah. Right)”

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Luke and Andrew: “I have to admit something to you, Andrew, if we’re getting real here… Are we? (I…) Shit.”

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Clips From TBTL #2769: No Point Conversion

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Andrew: “Accept no Chub-stitutes”

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Andrew: “And, again, I’m not an expert on that shit”

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Andrew: “Chub-a-lub-a-lub-a-dub-dub”

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Andrew: “I can’t even remember all the touchdowns! Which, I mean, that also, probably, speaks to my brain”

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Andrew: “I’m having a bad technological day”

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Andrew: “Luke’s… a… butthead”

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Andrew: “Not… secretly eating secret sausages”

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Andrew: “We have a small, little glitch on the line”

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Luke: “Bing, bing, bing, bing!”

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Luke: “I’m wit’ it”

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Luke: “No Pointus Interruptus”

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Luke: “Thanks a lot, universe!”

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Clips From TBTL #2769

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Andrew: “And, now, I sorta… feel like I’m… a little bit more in control… of my… brain-to-mouth functions”

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Andrew: “Forward, not back!”

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Andrew: “Genevieve, defrost the sausages! It’s gonna be a big night!”

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Andrew: “I got some, I got some weird things going on”

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Andrew: “I got some, I got some weird things going on… when I’m, when I’m on the beach”

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Andrew: “I mean, what happens… between the, the joke coming out of my mouth and hitting your ears, I can’t be responsible for that”

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Andrew: “Tear some blankets and boil the sausages”

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Andrew: “Then, it’s Andy’s hour”

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Andrew: “Wake Up and Lose!”

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Andrew: “What is going on over there?”

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Andrew: “Where’s your unicycle, Charles!?”

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Andrew: “While you were eating your weight in tater tots… I was… eat in tate waiter [ph] tots”

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Andrew: “Yay! Let’s start this project”

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Andrew and Luke: “4:52? (Wow!) What’s going on here?”

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Luke: “A dank, fire Minion meme”

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Luke: “And, I’m not trying to… rub anything in”

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Luke: “And, to just… take one of… really one of the best bowel movements I had in years. Unhurried, unrushed. It was beautiful”

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Luke: “Cock…tail”

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Luke: Funny “What!?!”

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Luke: “I have… I would say, medium FOMO”

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Luke: “It’s in the cloud”

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Luke: “Scotty the Body, our intern, is down at the… is down at the Car Stereo Warehouse… He’s got a sticker stop going. Stop by and tell him the phrase that pays”

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Luke: Singing the “Hampsterdance Song”

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Luke: “Still got it!!”

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Luke: “TBTL: Early Blurg Gets the Show… O’Dark Shirtless”

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Luke: “TBTL: Morning Who!?”

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Luke: “TBTL: Morning Who!?” #2

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Luke: “Thank you, bladder… for doing this to me”

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Luke: “Thanks, nature”

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Luke: “That would crush me so hard”

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Luke: “The future is now. What a world we live in”

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Luke: “We can do this all morning; and, maybe, we will. But, should we move on?”

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Clips From TBTL #2768

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Andrew: “All anybody had to do was not touch shit”

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Andrew: “But, God, I hate that!”

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Andrew: “Garth, I’m coming after you”

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Andrew: “Hold on. Now, I’m all over the place”

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Andrew: “I want the Hulu”

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Andrew: “If somebody’s gonna butt in on this”

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Andrew: “Maybe the adventure’s just beginning”

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Andrew: “Oh, God!!”

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Andrew: “That’s what happens in Hot Dog Court”

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Andrew: “This is nobody’s problem but mine”

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Luke: “A woman needs a man; like, a Bono needs a bicycle”

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Luke: “Exciting doin’s, already a-brewin'”

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Luke: “He is everybody’s TBTL Daddy, whether we like it or not. He’s Andrew Walsh”

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Luke: “It haunts my nightscapes to this day”

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Luke: “Not for me”

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Luke: “Now, we gotta chase these tech bros down”

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Luke: “Right after you solve the mystery of your package”

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Luke: “Right after you solve the mystery of your package… which… could really be taken out of context”

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Luke: Saying “I went to Philadelphia and it was closed” as W.C. Fields

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Luke: “TBTL: O’Dark QWERTY… The Early Blurg Gets The Show”

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Luke: “The specifics were just too specific”

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Luke: “Y’all didn’t get the memo… about how… about how I do”

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Luke and Andrew: Whispering “And, by the way, don’t tell her this. And, I don’t know how whispering helps (Yeah)”

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Clips From TBTL #2767

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Andrew: “Atheist Bang-Bang”

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Andrew: “Go Warriors… I think”

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Andrew: “God Friended Me; but, I don’t know when it’s on!!”

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Andrew: “I have very… round vowels”

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Andrew: “I’m not even dignifying that”

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Andrew: “I’ve never been naked and not afraid”

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Andrew: “It’s just a blurb”

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Andrew: “Just, just… Hasselhoff the hell out of those burgers, man”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Oh, no! The Devil just advocated for me”

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Andrew: “Settle down, my friend”

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Andrew: “Shed or Get Off the Pot”

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Andrew: Singing along with Tim Heidecker’s funky bass

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Andrew: “That’s my hot take”

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Andrew: “This time, I’m leaving it on with a purpose”

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Andrew: “Usually, going to Cleveland… kinda destroys me”

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Andrew: “What if God… was a catty bitch… who is for the drama?”

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Andrew: “Yeah. Supposedly, according to the… nosy window washer”

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Luke: “And, as a… cheese geek and a curd freak myself”

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Luke: “And, this is just a small preview… of season two of ‘Making a Burgerer'”

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Luke: “Comme ci, comme ça”

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Luke: “Debajo… the asking price”

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Luke: “Did I warg out during this part of the story?”

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Luke: “I actually am that crazy”

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Luke: “I’ve now mastered something that has eluded Luke Burbank for his whole life”

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Luke: “It may be a frap”

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Luke: “O’Dark QWERTY”

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Luke: “Oh, really!”

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Luke: “Please, God, don’t let her hear this”

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Luke: “TBTL: Morning Wood… You Like to Hear a Podcast”

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Luke: “Wait, is it Will.I.ennial Prophet?”

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Luke: “What if God… friended you… and then un-friended you… but, then re-friended you right when you needed it?”

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Luke: “What if… God listed your relationship status as… ‘It’s complicated’?”

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Luke: “What if… God totally ghosted on your plans?”

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Luke: “Yeah, I would”

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Luke and Andrew: “I don’t feel like my world is as threatened by the fact that my Twitter feed may not be so great. I just… miss the old days when you had a good Twitter feed”

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Luke and Andrew: Laughing

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