Category: Audio Clips

Andrew: “And, I was such a know-it-all. I was such a flipping know-it-all about it”

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Andrew: “And, that’s why… I’ve decided never to ha…have confidence ever again, or say anything confidently ever again. And, I think we’ve all learned a valuable lesson”

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Andrew: “By the way, I think that number changes every single time I say that on the show”

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Andrew: “Good, Lord! What was I talking about when I was talking about the soupy mess?”

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Andrew: “How could I confuse two public radio shows, when one is obviously named ‘The Exchange’ and the other one’s called ‘The Conversation’. They couldn’t be more different”

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Andrew: “Is, is there cat tongue; like, what were you doing up there, Bananas? Is there cat tongue all over my skillet now?”

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Andrew: “Luke… you’re serving your base”

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Andrew: “Of all the embarrassing things I do on these stupid podcasts, like, this is one of the most embarrassing”

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Andrew: “Paul… Blurg… Mall Curg [ph]“

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Andrew: “That sounds right! Now I’m hungry!”

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Andrew: Whispering “That sounds wrong!”

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Andrew: “You need to strike while the… fire–while the iron is fire; as, they classically say”

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Andrew: “You’re not gonna believe this commercial! It’s the worst continuity!”

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Andrew and Luke: “And, I wanted to go back into the archives and delete that so badly. I have never been (Dude) so wrong about something”

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Andrew and Luke: “Good, Lord! What was I talking about when I was talking about the soupy mess? I believe that was next day… Chinese food? That sounds right! Now I’m hungry!”

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Luke: “Any secrets you’re keeping today?”

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Luke: “But, I would just recommend if you want to… haunt your hill house… go watch this… It is… so freaky!”

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Luke: Cute laugh

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Luke: “Gosh darn it”

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Luke: “I got… possessed… by this spirit of just… radical… unloading of things that we were not using”

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Luke: “I’ll, I’ll, I’ll take the pressure off you with your error by making my own error related to this product”

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Luke: “I’m a dream to be married to, by the way”

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Luke: “It’s the slow TBTL-ification… of ‘Why Is This Happening?'”

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Luke: “Not to be a ‘No, but’ person”

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Luke: “Paul Blurv, Mall Perv”

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Luke: Saying “I’ve been all around the world… but, it was all right here for me in Duluth” as Telly Savalas

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Luke: Saying “My board’s broke. Mail me a new one” in a funny manner

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Luke: Singing “Can you feel it. Can you feel it. Can you feel it”

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Luke: Singing “She’s so high. High above me… so lovely”

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Luke: “That is where my… damaged, insecure brain goes from the most benign of comments”

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Luke: “Today is your birthday; but, you’ve given me a gift… of relatability”

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Luke: “We’ll take a quick break… and, then, I’ll whisper some sweet nothings to the birthday boy… and, then, we’ll be back with more TBTL… in just a moment”

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Luke: “Who loves ya, baby?”

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Luke: “You down with COB? Ehh, you know me”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, look who’s first on the list (Would you look at that!)”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke whispering on the show so that Carey wouldn’t know what he was saying, even though it’s a pretty dumb thing to do

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Luke: “And, I was just hauling butt, for me”

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Luke: Booing

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Luke: Booing #2

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Luke: Booing #3

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Luke: Funny laugh

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Luke: “Gregory, calm down”

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Luke: “Here’s another little dazzler for ya, Walsh”

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Luke: “I know!!”

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Luke: “I’m just very loophole-oriented”

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Luke: “I’m worried… we may be here for hours (Let the fun begin)”

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Luke: “It’s dark… It’s gloomy. It’s wet… It’s not great”

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Luke: “It’s so weird the things that bounce back into your brain… later”

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Luke: “Kill the hill!”

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Luke: “My… my guess is as bad as yours”

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Luke: Saying “Hey, man! Alright, alright, alright. Whatever you wanna do, man. It’s cool. Just get a Christmas tree… Christmas trees are a flat circle, man” as a chill bro

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Luke: Singing “What would we do without brains”

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Luke: Singing “Where would we be without books”

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Luke: “So… like… you’re running on the express lanes. You’re like, ‘I’m not supposed to be doing this'”

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Luke: “The legend of your kindness… grows… by the day”

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Luke: “This is a dazzling deet for ya”

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Luke: “This last name… ain’t… big enough for the both of us… Greg Burbank!”

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Luke: “You wanna really TBTL the shit out of this”

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Luke and Andrew: David Burbank, David Longbody, first of his name

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Luke and Andrew: “I drove home with the butt heat on in the Audi; (Hmm) so, that, my–to warm up my aching muscles”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke didn’t realize that the Aurora Bridge was going uphill and Andrew snarkily responds

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Andrew: “And, I started going into the stall… not because I had to any kind of… Well, whatever. It’s… it’s my personal life. I can go in there if I want to”

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Andrew: Booing

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Andrew: “By the way… your brother and I are now colleagues”

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Andrew: Cute chuckle

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Andrew: “Happy holidays!”

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Andrew: “How about some… how about I just change my mind on everything I just said”

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Andrew: “I can’t, I can’t with this anymore!”

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Andrew: “It doesn’t have a lot going on for it, other than the haze… that I leave with”

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Andrew: “It’s okay… just don’t puke in the bathroom anymore”

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Andrew: “Oh, no!”

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Andrew: “Oh!”

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Andrew: “Ohhh, sure ya did! And, sure ya did”

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Andrew: “Salty old coots”

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Andrew: Saying “Did I do that?” as Steve Urkel

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Andrew: Saying “No Gutenberg” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: “She’s a scolder, man”

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Andrew: Singing “But, it wasn’t great. And, it was… chili night!”

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Andrew: Singing “It would be shitty without books”

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Andrew: Singing “What would we do without brains”

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Andrew: “Stop being a jerk all the time, old lady!”

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Andrew: “Well, I’m–I shouldn’t say anything about Game of Thrones, at all, anymore”

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Andrew: “You got your Silverblatt in my Barbaro. You got your Barbaro in my…”

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Andrew and Luke: “Close to hard knocks time… but… you might say knocking on the door of hard knocks time… But, there’s still no… (Knocks knocks knocking on hard knocks door?) Right”

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Andrew and Luke: “David from the… from the Michael… Gregory from the knowing things? Right. Gregory from the knowing things”

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Andrew and Luke: “Guess what? I’m still ignorant (Yeah)”

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Andrew and Luke: “I put Chantix on my salad! Yeah… And, then, a dog tried to jump on me; but, then, we were friends. Hi, dog!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Lot going on there… Lotta noises (Sure)… Lotta sounds”

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Andrew and Luke: “New York City!? Get a tree!”

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Andrew: “And, I never got to know OutKast–I still don’t–I, you know, I can name like… one song… it has ‘poo’ in the title. I don’t like it”

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Andrew: “And, the whole thing is just a, a soupy… wonderful mess of a heart attack; and, I love it”

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Andrew: “But, I took it personally; and, I apologize in advance, Mike, for… airing this publicly and my pettiness”

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Andrew: “By the way, I’m an insane person”

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Andrew: “Dude! This is not our first pre-record rodeo”

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Andrew: “I know. I called it a sandwich”

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Andrew: “I really like cold sausage; and, I know that’s gross”

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Andrew: “I thought, maybe, you got bonked on the head”

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Andrew: “I’m not a robe kinda guy”

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Andrew: “It has ‘poo’ in the title. I don’t like it”

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Andrew: “It’s time to play ‘Who’s your doodie and what does he do?’… That was terrible”

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Andrew: “Like, I’m just not a robe guy. I love you. Thank you”

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Andrew: “Not that I’m like… you know, the Magic Christian giving away gifts all… all year either”

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Andrew: “Which is what I wanted more than anything ever!”

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Andrew: “Wow! That’s weirder than I thought!”

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Andrew: “You know what… It’s Toomgis… It’s too much… good stuff”

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Andrew and Luke: “Oh, you’re a Cyber Monday guy. Okay, gotcha. I’m a more of a www.CyberMonday… (Uh-huh) guy”

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Luke: “Am I… being brave for the fire?”

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Luke: “And then, there’s people that are just idiots!”

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Luke: “And, I actually played this out in my mind, if you can believe it; and, I bet you can”

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Luke: “And, that’s… all I’m gonna talk about”

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Luke: “Go Browns… Go Seahawks… Go eat a bagel. It’s not the water. It might be a soy sauce”

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Luke: “Hell… yes!”

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Luke: “I ate so much yesterday… I nearly split my pants”

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Luke: “I… I… I made this happen. I did this to myself. I’m an idiot”

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Luke: Singing “Where would we be without books!” as Bruce Springsteen

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Luke: “So, that was coo'”

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Luke: “This is my crazy brain”

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Luke: “Weird day… really weird day… dude”

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Luke: “You crazy for this one, Rick!”

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Luke: “You’re on Genius, man! I’m a genius, man!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I don’t like the word ‘boogie’. I, also, don’t like the word ‘doodie’ (Neither do I!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “I… almost threw up. It was so gross. Really!? It was actually gross!?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Like, I don’t feel that bad for shrimp, honestly… (Mmm-hmm) Don’t at me… Shrimp”

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Luke and Andrew: “The Gift of the Magi-c Christian… The Gift of the Magic…”

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Luke and Andrew: “Where would we be without books! Why did I laugh over top of you? That was so… isolatable”

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Andrew: “Gonna get real here for a second”

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Andrew: “Happy Thanksgiving, everybody!”

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Andrew: “I feel like I’m becoming a real boy; and, that’s what’s nice”

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Andrew: “I’m not trying to be a bummer, or anything”

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Andrew: “Just… just the tip, man. Just the tip”

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Andrew: “Oh, no!”

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Andrew: Singing “Everybody do the bird-bird dance”

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Andrew: “Thanks a lot, Walsh and Burbank”

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Andrew: “Yeah. I just don’t touch casseroles”

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Andrew: “You know, I’m not a casserole kinda guy”

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Andrew: “Zachary… do not mention this to your sister”

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Andrew and Luke: “Have you thought about that? (I mean, yes. You’re right) No! I hadn’t. So, thanks”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m like Anthony Bourdain now compared to how I was as a kid. Like, I know I’m a picky eater as an adult; but, as a kid… More like… Anthony Bour-don’t! Right!!”

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Andrew and Luke: “You’re gravy curious… Yes”

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Luke: “Although, I’ll tell you what… that cheesecake does push me into Walsh-town… like… I’ll have all that food and I’ll let it settle… and, then, I’ll be, like, ‘Okay. I’m fine’; then, I’ll have that cheesecake, and then, I’m like… ‘Game over'”

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Luke: “Get ready for another scorch take”

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Luke: “Gobble-gobble jive turkeys with their jive turkey gobbles”

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Luke: “It’s number four with a bullet”

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Luke: “Let’s try to get some foods that we can put too much of inside of us, before they… spring back like a jack-in-a-box… and leave us… as we call it, ‘Walshing’. I ate too much Thanksgiving food”

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Luke: “Oh, lumpy mash potatoes”

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Luke: “That’s right… The top… seven… Thanksgiving foods. And, this is the official list… as decided by me… and… my decisions are final. So, if your stuff is not on the list, or if it’s in a different order… I’m sorry… you’re wrong… Boy, that’s a really… it’s a… warm-hearted way to start this Thanksgiving show”

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Luke: “They were Christians! Christ…mas! Chris…tians!”

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Luke: “We cannot be trusted. We can’t be trusted with these microphones!”

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Luke: “We’re almost to the River of Gravy again”

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Luke and Andrew: Having Dave Brubeck on the mind, Oscar Peterson on the lungs and Chet Baker on the pancreas

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s almost like you’re saying the bird is not the word? I would say… everybody do the bird-bird dance”

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Luke and Andrew: “Who knows if that’s where it started; but, that’s where it ended! Right. Exactly”

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