Category: Audio Clips

Andrew: “And, here’s where the conversation gets difficult”

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Andrew: “But, I guess you’re right”

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Andrew: “God! I just annoyed myself with that answer”

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Andrew: “Hey… I think we’re probably gonna have to… blow off e-mails today”

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Andrew: “I did it, Luke… I finally did it… I took the plunge”

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Andrew: “I did it, Luke… I finally did it… I took the plunge… As you… probably noticed… I’m now following you on Twitter”

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Andrew: “It’s more me than… my own hand, at this point”

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Andrew: “Now, that’s a question”

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Andrew: Saying “Yeah. They say that I’m lazy. I’m so la…” as a bear modeled after Bing Crosby

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Andrew: “We gotta end this show”

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Andrew: “Well, you can be like the Mariners and just trade in your entire coffee pot for a K Cup”

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Andrew: “Wow! Holy wow!”

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Andrew: “You can Burbank the living shit out of this”

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Andrew: “You’re not sponge-worthy”

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Andrew and Luke: “If you’re making like a… (Okay, okay) a really thin soup, you’re gonna wash the pot out! But, it’s not… because, here’s the thing: it’s wet beans… Eew. Linh! Take a third note!”

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Andrew and Luke: “This is completely unrelatable content to me; and, I was gonna take you to task for… being out of… (Linh! Take a note!) touch”

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Luke: “All… all hyperbole and fire tweeting aside”

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Luke: “Dart farts wait for no one”

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Luke: “I call fire suppression… fire rakes”

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Luke: “I, I don’t think you’re totally wrong about this; and, it… pains me to say that. It really hurts”

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Luke: “It’s amazing to me it took twenty years to catch the Bic Uni-baller”

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Luke: “Linh! Take a note!”

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Luke: “Linh! Take a third note!”

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Luke: “Linh! Take another note!”

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Luke: “Next week… new TBTL project… The Early Blurg Washes the Beans”

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Luke: Singing “Can’t get enough Super Golden Crisp. Love that honey comb”

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Luke: “There are no sacred cows in my life”

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Luke: “This is such a dad move”

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Luke: “This might be relatable”

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Luke: “You’re totally right, of course. Yes. That’s… You, you’re, you’re absolutely right”

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Luke and Andrew: “Cuz, coffee is not food… Sure! It’s like a… it’s like a… it’s like a thin soup”

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Luke and Andrew: “Cuz, coffee is not food… Sure! It’s like a… it’s like a… it’s like a thin soup… Let me… Linh! Take another note!”

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Luke and Andrew: Discussing Luke’s fire tweet about washing or not washing a coffee pot and being asked to take a note three times

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m gonna run and get some more coffee… Does it have human feces in it? I don’t know… (Ohh!!) It’s possible!”

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Luke and Andrew: “You’re more wand than man! Exactly”

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Andrew: “Alright, I’ve got no response to that. Sorry… I, I’m, I always kick the hacky sack back; and, it just occurred to me, I got nothing”

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Andrew: Andrew has gotten over his biometric data being collected by his gadgets

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Andrew: “Genevieve was ripshit!”

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Andrew: “I am not!!!”

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Andrew: “I’m not as hardcore about it as you are”

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Andrew: “I’m on the corner of Hungry and Unhealthy right now”

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Andrew: “I’ve handed it all over”

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Andrew: “It was actually on the intersection of Hungry and Happy”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Mimicking the T-Mobile jingle

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Andrew: “Target! Target!”

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Andrew: “Terri-Poo”

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Andrew: Walsh-helm Scream

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Andrew: “Whatever the phone is gonna do to me, I’m gonna do worse to myself”

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Andrew: “‘You should’ve made her take that out of the garbage can! Are you kidding?’ Like, she–Genevieve was ripshit!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I don’t know! I’m not a scientist! It’s just what I do (Yes)”

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Luke: “I can tell you where the poop drop is”

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Luke: “I can… help you find the poop pile where you can bury the body. I was like, ‘No-no-no-no-no-no-no! No-no! The… sorry. Miscommunication'”

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Luke: “I don’t trust myself to pee standing up, by the way, at three in the morning”

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Luke: “I hear the secrets that she keeps… when she’s barking in her sleep”

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Luke: “Shaking my brain up… like a… seltzer… you know, bottle or something”

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Luke: “Taking them from the inside of my mind to the outside of my mouth”

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Luke: “Thanks a lot, dog!”

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Luke: “The few… the proud… the Garbage Marines”

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Luke: “The Walsh-helm Scream”

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Luke: “There’s something rotten at the dart tournament… with that whole story”

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Luke: “This, right here, is… really doing it for some of our ASMR fans… it’s really upsetting some other people… who are not into hearing me speak… at this… modulated… tone”

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Luke: “We bring you yesterday’s media tomorrow”

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Luke: “You’re trapped with your bubble guts”

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Luke and Andrew: “Alexa… e-mail Erik Stromstad… Get me a new board… (Oh, man) but, send it in a pile of poop!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Do you pee standing up in the middle of the night? Yeah… but, the problem is, I’m still sleeping and in bed”

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Luke and Andrew: “I think your scream, I think your impression of that scream is my favorite part of the whole show. Oh, good! I’m sure that won’t live anywhere else”

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Andrew: “But, I don’t know if I’ve taken the dear listeners along on this ride”

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Andrew: “Don’t talk to me before I’ve had my first cuppa!”

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Andrew: “E equals… MC… squared?”

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Andrew: “Genevieve just wants to go hog wild with some bathroom surgery. I’m against that”

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Andrew: “I had… no idea! I had no idea!”

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Andrew: “I mean, I got some shit with you… but, I’m working through it”

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Andrew: “I think Rome is burning… inside you”

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Andrew: “I’m just telling you this now, Luke, not even the listeners”

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Andrew: “I’m trying to not tell this story”

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Andrew: “It’s pruning time!”

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Andrew: “Let’s just continue this conversation over this wonderful music!”

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Andrew: “Mac Miller is the new… Miller Mac”

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Andrew: Making pained sounds

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Andrew: “Oh my God! Oh my God! That would have been amazing”

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Andrew: “Squish, squish… Squish, squish”

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Andrew: “Squish, squish… Squish, squish… Eew”

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Andrew: “Stay gold, pony wall!”

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Andrew: “What about the balls on this guy!?”

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Andrew: “Whatever happened to Andrew’s dumb package?”

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Andrew: “You have more of those than I thought… I need to… put a cease and desist between you and Phamdemort”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew saying “Do the mix-up!” and Luke whistling “Do The Hustle”

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Andrew and Luke: “I think that… I think that… I think that you’re wrong… is the word that I’m looking for. (Wow!) For a second there…”

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Luke: “Am I… crazy?”

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Luke: “And, this was the one time when I kinda let… my, like… ego flag fly”

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Luke: “As a sketchy person… I would never admit to the backstory of that”

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Luke: “I am not as famous as I think I am… that’s for damn sure”

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Luke: “I realize how rich this is coming from me”

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Luke: “It’s good for me… to… remember… that… I’m not as cool as I think I am; even though, I try to pretend all the time… like I know that I’m not cool… When I let that ego out… it always leads me wrong”

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Luke: “Oh, yeah!!! You just did that!”

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Luke: Singing “And, if there was a pick-pocket… you would probably figure out who it was… cuz, you’re Michael Chiklis and Luke saw you a Patra Burger”

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Luke: Singing “If you like piña coladas… and getting caught in the rain”

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Luke: Singing “Thank you for being The Commish”

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Luke: “Speaking of things that I also don’t know about”

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Luke: “Sunrises are the new sunsets, my friends”

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Luke: “The humiliation of Luke Burbank”

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Luke: “What the Helsinki?”

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Luke: “You know, they are basically, like, razzle them and dazzle them with Luke Burbank… Like, I’m just a piece of meat… being dangled in front of people… That’s why they invited me to be one of the judges”

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Luke: “You son of a bitch!”

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Luke and Andrew: Fudge holders and grudge holders

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Andrew: “I don’t know if I’ve said this on the show before. This is really terrible”

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Andrew: “I went on a journey the other day, Luke”

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Andrew: “In my drunk brain, this was all new information that blew my brain”

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Andrew: “Is this even worth it? Is it worth it!?”

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Andrew: “It’s some corny 1968-69 bullshit, right”

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Andrew: “Jefferson Airplane is some… corny-ass shit”

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Andrew: Laughing gruffly and saying “Oh, no!”

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Andrew: Singing “Of the hook”

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Andrew: “There’s no… hurglars among burglars”

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Andrew: “You brought it from the goddamn basement… or attic, or wherever you keep the kitchen!”

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Andrew: “You’ve taken the power out of the word”

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Luke: “And, is… humorously impersonated by people… named me”

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Luke: “Damn, Bublé. You’ve done it again!”

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Luke: “Damn, this couple is shady!”

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Luke: “I likey. I likey a lot”

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Luke: “I was… drowning my whatever in… in pizza”

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Luke: “I’m just embarrassed of myself most of the time”

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Luke: “I’m loud wrong so much”

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Luke: “Meep-meep!”

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Luke: “Oh, yeah! This takes me back”

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Luke: Praying for Andrew

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Luke: Saying “Down Under” in an Australian accent

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Luke: Saying “Put another shrimp on the barby!” in an Australian accent

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Luke: Singing “Your will be done”

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Luke: “That person is gonna be so drunk. How are they getting home?”

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Luke: “The… balls on these people!”

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Luke: “These guys are gonna get fucking rolled”

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Luke and Andrew: “But, what I have realized… at the ripe, old age of forty-two is… (People suck) that stuff… it was–Yeah, exactly! I mean… if I can… if… if I can just… drive point home on this Friday morning edition of this show is people are basically annoying!”

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Luke and Andrew: Getting mentioned while Luke talked about accidentally saying “TBTL” on Live Wire

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Luke and Andrew: “I don’t know if you love me; but, whatever level of affection you have, it’s about the same… (I think you’re a nerd. I gotta be honest with you. I think you’re a pretty big nerd) Can you… stop cyberbullying me?”

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Luke and Andrew: “I still think room service might be a thousand dollars. It is!”

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Luke and Andrew: Singing “Sarah… (Sarah) you let us stay at your house”

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Luke and Andrew: “This is happy as I can fucking be (Hmm)”

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Andrew: “Calm down, Lil’ Bow Wow”

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Andrew: “Ding, ding, ding”

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Andrew: “I don’t think I wanna say anything else about taxes”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Oh. Spoiler”

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Andrew: “Ohhh. Maybe”

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Andrew: “The bills! The bills!”

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Andrew: “What the hell!?”

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Luke: “Actually, that’s not true… I’m a ticking clock myself today… my jog-ological clock!”

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Luke: “I’m not trying to poo-poo what you just pointed out”

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Luke: Singing “Make ’em say ungh!!!”

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Luke: “You know Lil’ Bow Wow is short for ‘Liliputian Bower Craft'”

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Luke and Andrew: “I don’t want them to be sketchy; but, I want them to be a little bit sketchy (Yeah. Right)”

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Luke and Andrew: Yo Mama jokes

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Luke and Andrew: “You know me… (Now, we’re back) always grabbing the wrong sound effect”

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