Category: Audio Clips

While Luke and Andrew were announcing the top 10 winners of the TBTL Challenge, Andrew proactively made a fanfare sound ahead, thinking that Luke might need one. This kicked off a series of fanfare and clip-clop sounds being made after announcing each of the winners.

Andrew and Luke: Fanfares and Clip-clops

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Andrew: “And that’s where the trouble starts”

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Andrew: “Back up, back up! Little bit of context here; so, you don’t think I’m a total… crazy person”

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Andrew: “Can I tell you a weird story from my past?”

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Andrew: “Everything was going perfectly… and then, you had to bring up the Nazis”

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Andrew: “Graphic content warning”

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Andrew: “Hello! I’m doing something that is very Luke and very Andrew… at the same time”

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Andrew: “I hope the listeners learned a lesson there, though. With the right tone… he can be stopped! Just sound concerned!”

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Andrew: “I like to go to my weed shop, it’s called ‘Stems and Seeds'”

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Andrew: “If I want a dose of the pure shit, I gotta go to KIXI”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing #3

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Andrew: Laughing #4

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Andrew: Laughing #5

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Andrew: Making a fanfare sound

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Andrew: Making a fanfare sound #2

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Andrew: Making a fanfare sound #3

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Andrew: Making his own sound effect

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Andrew: “Pardon me… Pardon me… That’s the angry soup… coming back to get me”

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Andrew: “Pop it in the ThinkPad!”

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Andrew: Singing “I need a new soup… one without all the meatballs”

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Andrew: Singing “One that has more egg and spinach”

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Andrew: “So, I’m totally Dukakising it here, right now”

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Andrew: “Sometimes when it’s really dry out… or hot and dry, my uncle will, will refer to it as being ‘drier than a popcorn fart'”

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Andrew: “This is going even better than I could’ve possibly imagined!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I believe you’re confusing a popcorn fart with a Pringle fart again, Luke. Oh, yeah”

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Andrew and Luke: Making fanfare and clip-clop sounds

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Andrew and Luke: Making fanfare sounds and Luke saying “Clip-clop, clip-clop”

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Andrew and Luke: “Whoooooo! (Whoooooo!) This is fun… we have fun”

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Luke: “Classy, sassy… and a bit smart-assy”

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Luke: “For sharks”

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Luke: “I’m gonna walk in there and I’m just gonna go, ‘YOLO'”

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Luke: “I’m not gonna do that to you”

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Luke: “In the words of Susie… ‘YOLO. YODO'”

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Luke: Making fanfare and party horn sounds

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Luke: “Oh my God! Those poor bastards!”

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Luke: Sniffling

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Luke: “That is a real solid… a real solid from this person”

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Luke: “This is hitting your earballs”

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Luke: “Will you do me this kindness?”

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Luke: “You do you. YOLO”

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Luke and Andrew: “I feel like this is a story… somebody dies in this story. I feel like that’s what this build-up is… No. It’s… Okay. But, there’s a phallus… Oh. I liked your reaction there!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m glad that you… I’m glad you dove on this grenade… I didn’t even… (of making up the nicknames) I didn’t, I didn’t know it was a grenade when I jumped on it. I thought it was a grapefruit”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke said to try to stop him from thanking the donors of the day and Andrew succeeded

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Luke and Andrew: Luke saying “Clip-clop. Clip-clop” and Andrew drumming out a horse trotting rhythm

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Luke and Andrew: Making fanfare sounds

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Andrew: Clearing his throat

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Andrew: “Clone Dog Millionaire”

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Andrew: “Did you forget something?”

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Andrew: “Go in my top drawer over there… You’ll find some beakers. Just start mixing things up… I got big plans”

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Andrew: “I have, well, I have one quickie”

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Andrew: “I noticed that you came in here today with a necklace of thumb drives”

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Andrew: “Oh, Christ! That’s bad”

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Andrew: “Oh, God!!! That’s right! That’s him!”

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Andrew: Saying “Sexual Hygiene!” in a booming voice

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Andrew: “So, there’s gonna be a lot of slingblading during the… during the show today”

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Andrew: “That’s really some… hand-clappy, boot-stompy stuff right there, isn’t it?”

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Andrew: “Why is Rudy wearing a mask all the time?”

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Andrew and Luke: “All of that is to say is, I would never clone Theo; because, he is a problem cat, as much I love him. But, Genevieve… (Hope he doesn’t hear this) Well… doors are closed”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew not letting Luke live down bringing four electric toothbrushes on a trip

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Andrew and Luke: “Because you’re away from home for a long time… I mean, (Yeah) people like being at home. Who you talking to? Well, right… one of our nation’s leading recluses”

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Andrew and Luke: “I was actually gonna take the other path today… (Mmm) Is that also an option… just go out there and fail?”

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Andrew and Luke: “More dull, huh? More dull! I, what you meant to say was, will I actually be dull for the first time (Yes) on TBTL ever”

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Andrew and Luke: “Sexual Hygiene! Like that… Oh, wow. I’ve never seen you blush before… that’s what it looks like. When I get that feeling, I want… sexual hygiene”

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Andrew and Luke: “That’s, uh, how that works. Yeah”

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Andrew and Luke: “That’s… my secret! Ooh!”

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Luke: “Geez!!”

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Luke: “Gepetic diversity”

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Luke: “He has nine thousand ping-pong balls on his face!”

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Luke: “I don’t understand… technology”

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Luke: “Just a little dab will do ya”

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Luke: Saying “I want my giant dog now!” as a spoiled brat

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Luke: Singing “I’ve been through the desert on a horse with no head”

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Luke: Singing “Papa, can you hear me?”

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Luke: “There must be something about… the soul of a Reynolds”

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Luke: “Well, good morning everybody!”

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Luke: “What!?!”

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Luke: “What… am I doing wrong!?”

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Luke: “Why do you ruin my life!!? All I want is a dog! I work thirty jobs! Can I get… a high-priced, designer dog when I want one!?”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, he actually had a podcast… (Oh, great) but, he’s looking to. I know”

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Luke and Andrew: “Why do you ruin my life!!? All I want is a dog! I work thirty jobs! Can I get… a high-priced, designer dog when I want one!? So, you sound fun. Oh, yeah… Laugh a minute”

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Luke: “A plunging neckline of unbuttoned… buttons”

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Luke: “Common is selling out!”

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Luke: Cute Laugh

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Luke: “Decided to get back… get back into that rotten stuff last night”

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Luke: “Gonna hope that nobody… who shouldn’t hear this… hears this”

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Luke: “How about you try a new move, Burbank?”

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Luke: “I just gotta be me, I guess”

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Luke: “I wanna hear where this is going”

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Luke: “Is it a little wet sometimes in there? Sure!”

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Luke: Laughing to the funny bass line in “Right Way to Rock”

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Luke: “Listen… I’ll say, I’ll say it again… and then, I’ll shut up”

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Luke: “No flippin’ way”

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Luke: “No. I don’t want some, some dry-ass… some dry-ass… folded paper towel… packs on my dry ass”

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Luke: “O… MG”

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Luke: “Oh my God… who farted?”

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Luke: “Power shout”

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Luke: Quietly saying “Oh, shit. That’s Common’s real name”

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Luke: Quietly saying “Then we came to Shaolin Land”

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Luke: Reading the lyrics to “Wild Hogs 2”

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Luke: Saying “But I love…! But I love Common” in a funny manner

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Luke: Saying “Can I have some more Taco Time please?” in a funny manner

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Luke: Saying “Somebody… describing through ASMR… the experience of pulling… a plastic… protective cover off of a microwave… that you didn’t even know was on… the microwave door… for… four to five years… And then, one day, you just looked at the microwave door differently and noticed, ‘Oh yeah, there is a little cover;’ and then, you peeled it off, and… the, the microwave door, the glass, was so clean. So… so clean” in an ASMR-like manner

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Luke: Saying “Somebody… describing through ASMR… the experience of pulling… a plastic… protective cover off of a microwave… that you didn’t even know was on… the microwave door… for… four to five years… And then, one day, you just looked at the microwave door differently and noticed, ‘Oh yeah, there is a little cover;’ and then, you peeled it off, and… the, the microwave door, the glass, was so clean. So… so clean” in an ASMR-like manner (Half-speed)

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Luke: Singing “There’s a right way to rock! There’s a wrong way to roll” and strumming his guitar

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Luke: Singing along to “Right Way To Rock”

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Luke: “So, thank you, everybody, for letting me get out of my brain; and, putting my evil inside you”

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Luke: “Why not just live not quite so más?”

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Luke: “Yeah… I get it”

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Luke: “You can boop-boop around”

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Luke: “You got purged!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Aloha! It means hello… and… you’re eating too much, Andrew”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew hums along with the Doogie Howser M.D. theme while Luke gets into the e-mail segment

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s the Purge!! Right. It’s the APM Purge!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Let’s just keep it moving; because, I just about to say something hurtful for no reason. About me? You can say it about me. (No!) No. Okay”

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Luke and Andrew: “Of… all the days! (I know) Of… all the days!!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh my God… (Oh, God!) Do we have to listen to you tune it?”

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Luke and Andrew: “The unfunny valley? The unfunny valley”

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Luke and Andrew: “We can do it! (Right)”

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Luke and Andrew: “You know it, baby? You know it, ba–You know it, baby!”

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Luke: “Alright, Ru-dog… let’s get to it!”

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Luke: “Beep-beep, boop-boop”

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Luke: “Best case scenario, it’s boring as piss!”

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Luke: “Bleep-bleep, bloop-bloop”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: “Cuz, I’m in!!!”

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Luke: “Do you consider yourself dazzled… by those deets?”

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Luke: Doing his impression of Steve Brule

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Luke: “Hold your e-mails; they like it to be called, ‘Great Britain'”

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Luke: “Kids can’t even etch in caves anymore!”

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Luke: Making a fart-like sound

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Luke: “Nope!”

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Luke: “Okay. Hold on. Wait a second. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa… Slow it down”

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Luke: “One fine day in 1492… Columbo sailed the ocean blue”

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Luke: “Pitter-patter, let’s get at her”

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Luke: Saying “Let’s take a shot!” in a sing-songy manner

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Luke: Saying “My name is Luke Burbank. I’m your host” in a sing-songy manner

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Luke: Saying “The shit!” in a funny manner

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Luke: “Something’s happening!”

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Luke: “When you’re on the butt of the spear”

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Luke and Andrew: “Come on!! Come on!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Everything’s going fine, people. Everything’s (Sure) going okay. I’m just… (Sounds like it) going to a lot of therapy because of how great everything is”

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Luke and Andrew: “If you said, ‘I need to wet my whistle’… and, then, pee gets involved… Oh, God! Hey…! (Not boring) Not boring! (Alright) I’m just saying, not boring”

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Luke and Andrew: “No mountain too tall. Passwords are not vulnerable to hacker attacks… This is in the memorization… portion of this particular section I’m on… And, also… Andrew, your part now… Taargüs! Taargüs!”

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Luke and Andrew: Whispering and talking quietly about Andrew’s APM login ordeal

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Andrew: “As I once famously tweeted, ‘Once you go Craisin… you don’t go raisin'”

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Andrew: “Boring as piss”

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Andrew: Clearing his throat

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Andrew: “Feel free to call; but, I’m probably drunk after five”

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Andrew: “God! I’m even more nervous about it”

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Andrew: “God…damnit!”

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Andrew: “Here’s the deal; you can’t just take the quiz, Luke!”

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Andrew: “I have bad news for you. I’m already to the point where I learned it, I learned it, I learned it; and, then, I forgot it”

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Andrew: “I would doodle cursive on that shit all day”

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Andrew: “I, I felt like I was a, a… baby, writing for the very first time, again”

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Andrew: “It was CrankyA@CrankyA.net“

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “Right”

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Andrew: “Oh, no!”

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Andrew: Saying “And, now I don’t have any money!” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: Saying “I have bad news for you” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: Saying “It feels good to laugh” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “She’s gonna throw some zingers at ya”

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Andrew: “That is calculated to give you the bad feeling”

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Andrew: “This is gonna sound very grandiose”

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Andrew: “Turns out… apple doesn’t fall far from the… grandpa tree”

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Andrew: “Well, I don’t know. I’m drunk”

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Andrew: “Who did that!?”

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Andrew: “Whoever write and recorded that is sassy man! It had so much sass in it!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Happy Monday… everybody. Happy Monday, everybody”

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Andrew and Luke: “Yeah, you’re done so… (So) screw it”

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Andrew and Luke: “You hope for a boring piss… at our age. Exactly!”

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