Category: Audio Clips

Andrew: Aggressive “Meow!!”

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Andrew: “Do I say that once a show? Everybody drink when Andrew says he saw a headline and didn’t click on it”

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Andrew: “Do you still love me?”

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Andrew: “Holy cow! It’s my Friday as well”

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Andrew: “I am… the druid to his C’thun”

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Andrew: “I don’t give a shit”

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Andrew: “I feel out of it today. I don’t know what my problem is”

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Andrew: “I’m sensitive to tone!”

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Andrew: “It is cute; but, it’s also just driving me crazy. I’m trying to have a goddamn conversation about Flamin’ Hot Cheetos here… and, I got a couple of rambunctious cats”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Let’s call it a day!”

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Andrew: “Medieval Luke… has a catapult, but wants a trebuchet”

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Andrew: “Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnh. I can’t do it”

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Andrew: “No, shit!”

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Andrew: “Oh-ho, God! Let us get out of this… line of… chit-chat”

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Andrew: “Oh, goddamnit!”

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Andrew: “Oh, no”

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Andrew: “Really?”

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Andrew: “She… barely can play the drums… No offense, Susie”

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Andrew: Singing “That’s okay… I was born in LA”

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Andrew: “That’ll show him… That’ll shut him up”

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Andrew: “Yeah, that’ll be my new… codeword for editing the show. I’ll just Fred Savage that out”

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Andrew and Luke: “Is the Fred Savage-y guy wearing a beret? Yeah, no, it’s not the guy that looks like Mark Twain. Yeah, of course, he’s the guy in the beret… Yeah… he looks more like you! Oh… I’ll take it… I will take it!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Nobody should get a… fucking parade for not being sexist. Sorry for… You better be quoting Quincy Jones… I am”

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Luke: “And, it just friggin’ blew my mind!”

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Luke: “Basically, what happened was, I didn’t ruin the name Luke for my sister and my brother-in-law; so, I consider that… kind of an accomplishment”

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Luke: “Guys? Guys!?”

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Luke: “Guys? Guys?”

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Luke: “I mean, what you do call a collection of Bozzes, more importantly… Is it a Mohawk of Bozzes?”

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Luke: “Isn’t there something more?”

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Luke: “Little Luke, Cool Luke”

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Luke: “Oh my goodness, gracious”

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Luke: “Shit… this dude rich. He invented Flamin’ Hots”

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Luke: Singing “Night whistle, deserves a quite night”

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Luke: “Yeah. This is gonna be, this is old man yells at CGI cloud”

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Luke and Andrew: “Good morning, ma dude. Good morning, ma dude”

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Luke and Andrew: “I don’t know what the delay is down this line… prolly six seconds later, I say the last name. Nope. Nope. I’m just having trouble coming up with them. I’ve… five ‘S’ names and I’m basically tapped out”

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Luke and Andrew: “I think it’s possible that Fred Savage from The Wonder Years is a time traveler… Okay… Could you give more context?”

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Luke and Andrew: It’s hard for Luke to not throw the metaphorical baby out with the bath water, which is illegal in snowflake Oregon

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Luke and Andrew: “Quit me-yollerin’ at me! S… Quit me-yollerin’… I don’t like being me-yollered at!”

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Andrew: “Alright, these pipes are clean”

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Andrew: Clearing his throat to the “¡Jalapeña!” drop

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Andrew: “Donald Duck it?”

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Andrew: “Dude!”

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Andrew: “I don’t like their ad campaign; but, their fish one… goddamnit it works on me. Anyway”

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Andrew: “I have rhythm”

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Andrew: “Janeane”

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Andrew: “Quote, unquote ‘Wack Pack’ of callers call in… John Clayton’s Wack Pack”

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Andrew: Saying “Some people say… Arby’s logo looks like a fish jumping out of the water… I don’t see it” as Ving Rhames

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Andrew: Singing “Veronica”

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Andrew: “That’s more than I’d gone a long time without doing it”

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Andrew and Luke: “Alright, these pipes are clean. That was a… a really disturbing way to describe… coughing”

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Andrew and Luke: “He’s getting a JUA… Justice Under Andrew. Also weird sounding. Oh, yeah… Let’s keep that in context, everybody”

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Andrew and Luke: “I have a theory… ‘kay… It’s actually his wife’s car. He’s borrowing it and he’s a bad driver; ‘cuz, she keeps shoving cell phones up his ass”

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Andrew and Luke: “I was at KIRO radio yesterday, where the studios of 710 ESPN also are. Or, as I call it… Typhoid Mary. Yes, the, the typhoid ship that… I licked… Weird thing to say, Walsh”

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Andrew and Luke: “It’s Musion… actually. (Yeah. Exactly) Well, it’s a Muse-Fuse-Fusion”

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Andrew and Luke: “The analogy I use and the literal thing I sometimes do (Yeah. Exactly)”

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Luke: “Are you ready, Theo?”

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Luke: Cute Laugh

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Luke: “Dude, get out here”

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Luke: “I don’t even care… what he apologized about. I got an excuse to play ‘Flashes of Quincy’ again; and, that’s really… why I’m here, doing the show today”

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Luke: “Is this what happens when I’m not here!?”

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Luke: “Let it go, bro!”

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Luke: Mouth trumpeting “Bugler’s Dream” (aka ABC/NBC’s Olympics Theme)

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Luke: “Not to, not to pull someone else’s curtain back”

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Luke: Saying “I shoulda gone left at” as Bugs Bunny

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Luke: “The Pit of Sports!”

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Luke: “Umm… The rea… Well, anyway… I wou–I’d, I’m… This is, this is the sound of my brain focusing… so, everybody enjoy that”

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Luke: “We have two microphones that are both hot! We got these hot mics!”

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Luke: “What are you doing… bro?”

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Luke and Andrew: “He’s definitely not literally the Soup Nazi. Just a grumpy asshole”

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Luke and Andrew: “Hi! Are you okay? No”

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Luke and Andrew: “How’d Ya Sleep. How’d Ya Sleep… would be a great name for a morning show. (Anyone who’s in a…) Holy shit!”

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Luke and Andrew: “It was, in fact, too beautiful to live, Andrew… (Exactly)”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke playing a 15 second drum roll drop and Andrew waits until it is done to cough

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Luke and Andrew: “Maybe you’d drive better if I jammed that cell phone up your ass. Wow!”

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Luke and Andrew: “To quote… a Jerry Seinfeld joke about that kind of sport… ‘It’s the only sport… where… trying to do it and trying not to do it would have the same outcome.’ That’s a good…”

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Luke and Andrew: “We are nighting and weekending… (Yes) so hard… so hard on TBTL (Yeah)”

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Luke and Andrew: “We went down a… a rabbit hole (Ohhh!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “We’re R…E.M.G.M.T. R.E.M… Yes!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Who is this? (Yeah) It’s Luke Temple; and, I had this (Good name) album a long time ago. The first one or the last one? Both”

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Andrew: “A preponderance of flatulation”

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Andrew: “Aw, damnit! Somebody, somebody did it; but, nobody will ever know! We’ve wiped off all the prints”

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Andrew: “But, I don’t remember you making an ass out of yourself”

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Andrew: “I like a good lie”

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Andrew: “Jackass podcasters”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing #3

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Andrew: “Oh, Christ, yeah!”

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Andrew: “Oh, wait… Yeah, that’s a… Dirty Projectors song”

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Andrew: “Ohhh, Luke! My ignorant little friend”

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Andrew: “Okay. Buckle up, Walsh. Don’t be triggered by this”

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Andrew: Saying “Fuck it! Let’s eat all the donuts… and fart on planes” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: Saying “Hello, Luke!” and clearing his throat

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Andrew: “That’s how men talk”

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Andrew: “That’s me digging deeper into this… somewhat… failed project”

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Andrew: “What if? Go with me here… What if?”

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Andrew: “Yeah, I guess I say crêpes; but, also, I just, kind of… avoid crêpes. I don’t eat ’em; I don’t talk about ’em”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew hit his head with the heel of his hand for omitting something from the previous show

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Andrew and Luke: “Hey, it is the crack of 10:43 in the morning. My, God!!! (Shh!) Shh! Let’s make the listeners think this is happening at, like… 7:30 AM”

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Andrew and Luke: “Is this Stan Folkengetz? This is…”

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Andrew and Luke: Saying “I am an editor!! (…actors!!) These are actors… hired… to pretend… like they are editors at the New York Times!!!” in an Alex Jones-like manner

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Andrew and Luke: “This is tough. I’m not good at this stuff. Wait, you have the easiest job…! (I know! I know! I know! I know!)”

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Luke: Cute Laugh

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Luke: “He dominates… the pho… left and right”

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Luke: “I am not the one who flarped… they’re gonna call it that in the future”

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Luke: “I need you to activate the… e-mail sound effect; since… my computer has decided to really flarp the bed”

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Luke: “If you don’t donate to this show, you were never born”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Mouth trumpet fanfare

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Luke: “Never trust a fart”

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Luke: “Not only does he dominate the pho; he dominates the flow!”

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Luke: “Operators are standing by!!!”

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Luke: Saying “Audie, my sources tell me that this is just part of the changing media landscape!!! Local papers are having a difficult time attracting the advertising… they used to get, because of the fragmentation!!!” in an Alex Jones-like manner

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Luke: Saying “The… LA Times… under… Tronc… is a false flag newspaper!!!” in an Alex Jones-like manner

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Luke: Saying “They trying to say I was drunk!!! I had eight beers!!! That’s all!!!” in an Alex Jones-like manner

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Luke: “So… everybody won, except you!”

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Luke: “Sorry”

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Luke: “That’s so great!”

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Luke: “What!!?”

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Luke: “You’re a horrible person. No one will ever love you”

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Luke and Andrew: “Blow that horn, Stan Folkengetz… That’s the show title”

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Luke and Andrew: “How about Dave Folkenjones? Dave Folkenjones. I like this character”

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Luke and Andrew: “You ready for a… scorched take? Yeah… I’ll take the Solange version. Sorry. Oh, Christ, yeah! Oh, absolutely. Yeah”

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Andrew: Andrew is interpreting what Luke is doing as a form of wooing Andrew

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Andrew: Funny Laugh

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Andrew: “How many carbs do my feelings have; because…”

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Andrew: “I don’t check my fucking e-mail! What do you think I am… some sort of employee!?”

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Andrew: “I don’t know… what’s wrong with people”

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Andrew: “Is this gonna be the last time?”

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “Eww”

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Andrew: “No, I think we all know what level of asshole Alec Baldwin is… which is, you know, a mostly contained asshole”

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Andrew: Saying “I’m gonna have f… I’m gonna have fun and relax on this vacation if it kills me!” in a gruff manner

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Andrew: “What are we doing out here on the streets, Mom? There’s a man-eater out there”

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Andrew: “Why’s everything bad have to happen to us!?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Because, there’s not a huge difference between being in that fart-locker on the ground and being in that (Yeah!) fart-locker in the sky, right?”

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Andrew and Luke: “I don’t know. It just feels like we’re gonna die! That’s all it feels like to me (Yeah)”

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Luke: “And, her eyelids were so heavy; and, I realized… she was smoking so much weed”

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Luke: “And, then, we outta here”

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Luke: “Come on, it’s candy”

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Luke: “Hey, Rudy! Get over here! You know what it’s time for”

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Luke: “It, it, it sickens me. Andrew, it sickens me”

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Luke: Loudly whispering “But, maybe it was”

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Luke: “Oh, man”

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Luke: Saying “Ah, this is Steve Inskeep doing an impression of Luke’s impression of a pilot” as an airplane pilot speaking over a PA

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Luke: Singing “Cause you’re evil, and you lie. And if you should die”

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Luke: “This is honestly going to be the best… one of my favorite parts of the whole show; so, let me just ruin it for people”

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Luke: “This is out of a movie!”

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Luke: “We have tape of the weird sound of Windsor. I’m gonna give you a little preview… (Marsupial Gurgle sound) Nobody knows what it is”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke mimicking only the bass line of a song and Andrew saying “It’s… it’s doo-wop; I like it”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke singing a bass line and Andrew jumps in with other sounds

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, this is how other people live. This is nice (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Take him to the blast furnace on Zug Island!! (Not Zug Island!) In the Detroit River!”

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Luke and Andrew: “We’re never gonna speak of this, okay? Okay”

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Andrew: “Creamy fusilli! It’s fusilli, Jerry!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “Sorry”

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Andrew: “No!”

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Andrew: “So, I’m obese… Get that, get that on the podcast today”

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Andrew: “That sounds right”

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Andrew: “This ad’s getting kicked back”

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Andrew: “We heard there were girls over here, Mr. Hennessy”

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Andrew: “Welcome back to me!”

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Andrew: “What the shit!!?”

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Andrew: “You’re back, baby!”

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Andrew: “You’re not gonna be eating good in the neighborhood; but, you’re gonna be eating great in your own home”

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Andrew: “You’re thrusting your hips, you’re plantin’ your fists on your side, you’re puttin’… Yeah, I like it”

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Andrew: “Your internal voice is interesting”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew wanted a Charlie Rose joke to be stricken from the record

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m just trying to, like, you know… I’m, I’m taking you… You’re trying to figure out how I’m wrong. I get it, Andrew. I get it”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m, I’m on the edge of my seat. That sounds great… Oh, good”

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Andrew and Luke: It’s 2018 and Andrew can’t escape the word “Collusion”

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Andrew and Luke: “It’s like watching a Black Lives Matter parade with a bunch of cops… Right… exactly. We just went there… I think you’re back, baby! (Hello, everyone!)”

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Andrew and Luke: “The bartender (Yeah) was woman and not a bartender. (Yeah) Great. Right”

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Luke: “Alright, here we go, everybody… Welcome back, to me!”

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Luke: “And, boy oh boy!”

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Luke: Cute Chuckle

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Luke: Cute Chuckle #2

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Luke: “Daddy’s back!!!”

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Luke: “Fixed… Fixed!!!”

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Luke: “I got something to ask you bozos!!”

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Luke: “I reffed the best damn game you can ref”

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Luke: Making funny horse riding sounds

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Luke: “No way!”

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Luke: “Nope… not gonna go there!”

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Luke: “Of course, you also somehow see… your celebrating of President’s Day… as an affirmation of the current President of the United States; who, of course, you’re a fan of his. Because, you’re the kind of dingus… who can’t even tolerate… a completely civil question, coming your way, about basketball officiating”

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Luke: “Oooh, man!”

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Luke: Saying “That’s-a spicy recipe pronunciation!” in a faux Italian accent

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Luke: Saying “This is a fascinating web article” as Hank Hill

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Luke: “She’s got some cute fur; and, it’s… just everywhere… per ushe”

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Luke: Soft “Yay!”

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Luke: “The reporter… in this made up story… was a woman!”

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Luke: “This, by the way, now, this is a part where I’m probably just being… a little… a little more Luke than I need to be… I don’t think that…”

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Luke: “We have such a strange… job”

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Luke: “Well, that’s a funny story about… how Teddy Roosevelt used to work out”

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Luke: “What!!?”

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Luke: “Yeah, no S, Sherlock”

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Luke: “Yeah, you’re a bunch of blind zebras!”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, just know that this music is killing Andrew… Daddy’s back!!! Ooh, that is killing me too. Yes, that is strange. I don’t think… that’s not really our relationship… for the record”

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Luke and Andrew: “For instance, if you Google… him playing tennis (Oh, don’t!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “I want to thank Martha for… checking in from… across the Pond… And, I say to you… ‘G’day, mate’… There it is”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m just asking for reasonable synthesizer laws (Right)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, God. The soothing sounds of the Doog. Yeah!”

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Luke and Andrew: “You know… when the… when the cat’s away… the Walsh will play… Yeah, the Walsh played”

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